Ylyl

Lol wtf

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Aight im bout to head out, be back in a bit. Anyone need something from the store???

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im gay

503

504 How are those homeless people under the bridge?

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Found the retard.

Double nigger roll

OP is a faggot

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Winner winner chicken dinner

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Ayy

Gimmie a waifu

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Get some fags

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Leave

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Give me some sauce please, too lazy to find it

Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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Saved and rolled

This is not funny. It's indicative of the mental state of those who's goal is to stigmatize the penis.

Continue!!

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rawlin
gimme someone with big tiddies

wtf does "stir me up" mean?

eh.. roll

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Roll

J K Rolling

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looooooooooool

slide right in for our great deals

T-roll

>He showed you his swastika, now beat him up.

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Kek lol

Seems like a cool guy

I summon logposter to show you how it's done

Freak
Take your meds

I want to molest children

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KECKY BECKY!

rollin..

Roll

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Gimme that hotness

Rolling

youtube.com/watch?v=snOvgLQHBMc

Kekaroony on that filename

Reroll

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dragonball streaming

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Fuckin kekd

Broil

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Peanut butter

rolling

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Fixed

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sieg heil

roll

Ive already saved 4/5 of the first ones i have contribute

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Got me

The virgin has been located.

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me me

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thats a flowerhorn. he gets angry and tries to ram you.

His car tyres need to be slashed Yea Forums.

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going? now? but there are black peeople ot this time of the day and you know im not racist but better safe than sorry am i right?

rüll

lost

i fucking hate vindaloos

Theres nothing wrong with being a pedophile you freak

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Kitties and titties, my two favorite things.

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Fug

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Portland

>when a weld bead gets in your work clothes

rolling for a waifu

Jews

Person who posted it is a beta chump faggit with mental illness

i'm down for anything

Roll that

I am a pedo

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Maybe it's Australian, to stir something up means to aggravate it

Rolling to see who I turn into

Fuck. Can't believe I lost to this. His stupid fucking head

Isn't Nigger, white peoples word since we came up with it and Nigga is their word?

Well

Hahaha "Just Shitting"

checked
How does he manage to look fat while having the physique of a malnourished african child?

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Roll

roru

Oh, not you again, the MPS should break your thumbs

youtube.com/watch?v=BvgECw-thcE

Hamburger

Roll

roll

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R O L L

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>roll

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last roll i swear

lewd roll

roll~

roll.

roll

rollin'

Heath ledger reborn as a woman

I know

Lost.

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Mjm

WTF

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:)

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Roll

:)

Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.

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I am a pedophile

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KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY.

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Rollin

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Rolllllllllllll

roll

Ruuulll

Footfags need to die.

Would way rather snuggle with that kitty tbh

I will roll on your russian weeb roulette.

might as well

>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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rolo

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ROLL BABY, KNACK 2

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You posting this every thread is arguably worse than the ray pist posting. At least that guy is creative

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I want to spit roast James from Team Rocket. I want to fuck him in his face while Brock takes him in the ass. I want to feel his dick sucking lips wrapped around my hydro cannon as I deep throat him. I want it to be rough as Brock violently pounds him in the ass with his long, girthy onyx. I want his purple fem-boy hair to be tussled as his body quivers from the pleasure. I want him to orgasm before both of us, his body shaking like geodude had performed magnitude. I want him to continue taking it in the ass as he uses his lickatung on my water gun. I want Brock and I to cum at the same time, filling his fem-bod with our bubble beam like a cannoli. I want him to swallow my cum, begging for more, only to be dissappointed by the fact that he sucked me dry with his dream eater.
Thank you for cumming to my TedTalk

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Hmmmmmmmmm

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Oh shit I'm in Kenner bruh

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Jimmy Fallon really let himself go

Oh i lost.

rest ?

1111

Almost quads

Rolling

I agree with this.

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just rolling

Is that what he's doing since he left the board at Rockstar

I'm in the US, and it means the same thing here.
Other guy may not natively speak English, though interpreted literally, putting a stick in there and actually stirring the tank would probably have the same results.

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Only 200,000, eh?

Czech em

Vancouver wa

It's the same person posting both things.

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Me too.
A lot of PDXanons posting in this thread for a reasonably pleasant Saturday afternoon.

source on this FUCKING TED TALK

...

You know what they say: truly excellent satire is indistinguishable from the genuine article.

It an f2m tranny

I was in the thread. OP proved it was all bullshit and that he was just baiting everyone. Sorry gg

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Modern man, homo sapiens, is thought to be a scant 1-200,000 years old.

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Classic

Rolly polly

Gimme waifu

Ok then smelly

asssssssssss

rollin

hooray

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dammit. i wished it were real and god abandoned me

Rill

ask me how i know they're british

>wishing god abandoned you
You're very confusing

How do you know they’re british?

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Rolliiing

...

Rolling

Rell

Nigga pld

Rollin

I already fuckin lost oh my god

Sorry it's not gonna get funnier the more you post it.
Wasn't funny when the thread was live, isn't funny right now and won't be funny in the future.
Just because you feel special since you were there when it happened a few days ago and you saw le epic thread lol xd doesn't fucking mean it's funny.
By spamming this in every god damn thread you're just becoming like the logposter raypist gaylords and the lunatics that keep posting that gay vampire porn or whatever it is.

God, can't we just please go back to the banana or milhouse?

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this

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rollerino

rolllllll

Riggity Roll

Didnt laugh at the post but the amount of replies is kekworthy

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the kitten is cuter

fuck you and your kek worthy Facebook meme

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jesus those poor girls

LOL

i do not recognise any but
>rell

you should see the weeb shills defending this.

"hurr durr the girl is unrelated, it's just a coincidence!"

73 inbound

> can't tell if CNN

it just says "butthole" not "modern butthole" or even "human butthole"

nice try faggot.

Lost to Jesus hard af X,'D

Roll

get

the fuck is this

haha god damn it :D

>filename

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>>

> can you dig it?

Obviously.

Nice feet

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rolling

Put the Bee in Bisexual

Roll

ok, you got me, user

roll i guess

>i just laughed at this
I'm higher than I thought

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youtu.be/BjLYmhDaxHw

Rollin'

Lets fucking go

FUCKING WHY NOT

Holy fuck. The last few months I've had "it me, Denny!" stuck in my head and i had long forgotten where it came. I was starting to think i made it up, but here it is. Thank you and also fuck you.

fuck why am I even doing this

you'll never get it out of your head now

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Milhouse was never a meme

eww, hard to believe, the ISS

is that tom segura?

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roll roll roll. brilliant

Rollaids

omg,

i'm out

Carl's Jr.
Fuck you, I'm eating!

rollerino

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>The ™ in a shitty meme

Fuck you shill

Roll

nice dubs

WOW you are retarded, kiddo.

strawberry and cream sweet rolls.

I recognize that streaker. From an ECU game, he made the front page of the paper

It's not Yea Forums. It's the subhuman /pol/ niggers and russian web brigade operatives who never leave.

You're scared that you ARE a faggot.

used to be a day when you would be scared to post your shitty website here, now the faggots have won

Beesexual

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Ok I'll roll

shouldn't it be the other way? male pollen to female stem or whatever it was called. also, bees are female. some one fucking remake that comic.

lel

plz rollin for some good shit

checked

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Fucking lolgasm

that last line got me.

Awww... Look at them beefy bois!

reol

Fucking right on. Or one landz in your ear!

Lolibread