Turned 34 today. AMA

Around my teens but it really didn't get worse until my mid 20's when I started to shave my head.
I don't need to be reminded, im living it. Just had surgery 2 weeks ago for a hernia.
Because you think 50 year olds look like me?

Fuck these retards. Happy birthday, have a nice day!

Hey thanks!

What do you do for a living?

I get SSI for my condition, thus why I have no friends and thus why I'm on here taking heat by summer kids about being bald lol

You can get SSI for being bald?

You look a nice man. Where do you live?

I never said my condition was being bald. Your reading comprehension is atrocious.

Yes

You never said what your condition was at all. That was my attempt at levity. Your sense of humor is atrocious.

Unless you meant ED is your condition in which case I’m sorry. I can understand why they’d give you money for not being able to get it up.

Accomplish anything to make you feel content or happy with life?

how does it feel to be a 34 yo virgin?

I haven't been asked, you just assumed. Your assumptions are atrocious.
No, ED is not. Also I said that happened once in my mid twenties. Can you kids not read?
Got laid quite a few times. Went to Japan by myself during springbreak while in college. Have my own place and gaming consoles.

I wouldn't know.

I didn’t assume anything. I asked in that was why you got SSI. Jesus Christ, man. You lack the deductive reasoning of a common house pet. Happy birthday btw!

Never really had a goal in life til a couple of years ago, looking at a house in a week or so with a pretty large property so i can grow and raise my own food. my goal is to live off the land with a doggo.

I read that you had a scare once. It’s just that you aren’t very clear with what you’re saying is all.

just let it go. he's obv living in his own world

No it's not why. You can't get SSI for ED so I have no idea why you'd think that was an actual thing.
Have fun with that. I couldn't do it lol
Saying "a scare" implies it seemed like it was happening, but it happened for a completely different reason than what ED is about.
Yet you're still here

I'm turning 30 in 5 days.
So what did turning 30 feel like?

Like all other birthdays that wasn't like a milestone (like being legally able to drink) after that, it just kinda loses it's flair. The physical problems you neglected or never notice becomes more noticeable, you're not as energetic as you used to be. You start to not give a shit about things you may have been invested in before. You become kinda numb from the day in day out living.

just so I can see your response to my antagonism. you seem like a twat in conversation

Thank you.

Not opie but 30. Woke up feeling like another day. Did laundry and visited my mom as I do every other week. Nothing felt different other than telling chicks you’re not in your 20’s anymore.

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So since the other anons are too much of morons to ask and you’re too stupid to communicate properly, what exactly is your “condition” leading to you collecting SSI and being a burden to society and taking my paycheck.

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How do I get my shit together bro? I basically wish I was another person everyday of my life. If you have any advice for a loser that would be appreciated.

Kill yourself

First off, I didn't take anything. The government took that. The government also spends money on other things. So before we get into the semantics, I think you should be more worried about politicians being rich for no reason vs a guy getting less than 10k a year to survive.
I suffer from schizophrenia, ptsd and generalized anxiety according to my medical records. No, I did not serve the military. You can get ptsd in other ways too.
Tell me about your situation.

You know if you apply for enough shit you can get about $60k/yr from the gibsment. Welfare, food stamps, hud, vehicle, phone, internet, clothes and a couple other I cannot remember off the top of my head. Only remember from hearing gibs laughing about getting a lot of gibs.

Idk user I used to be really social and hang with a lot of people. Now I don't ever leave my house. I find no joy in anything no more. I still live with my parents cause I hate myself so much that I am too embarrassed to go get a job.

Despite what the kids and the ill informed think about people getting "NEET Bux", I only accept the SSI, I'm not a greedy person.
How old are you? Have you ever had a gf? Are you willing to post a picture for critique?

Yea ive had girlfriends and had a good job where I made 50k one year. But that's just it. It only lasted lasted one year. I became an alcoholic afterwards and started doing cocaine. Idk I'm basically a shell of who I was. And a pic is no problem. I'm not as ugly as some of the fucks on here.

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So you're upset you lost such wealth and power? Is that what matters to you in life?

Well, other than harassing I do hope your health situation improves. I deal with pretty bad depression but it doesn’t cripple my life. Mental health is a big problem. Hope you can find your way out of that shit one day. Check out meds if possible. Trying that can’t be more miserable than living like that. I took a light dose benzo when having a panic attack once and was against it. It leveled me out and felt nice. Best of luck man.

Imagine being this thirsty

Appreciate it

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I guess dude. I am a pretty shallow person. I would consider myself a sociopath for sure. I come off as confident but in reality I'm really frail. Been thinking about killing myself lately. I almost did like 2 weeks ago in my closet but i was too tall and end up only unconscious for a minute. Mayb I should do it again? I don't think I I'm meant for this place

What were you doing that got you 50 k a year? Did you enjoy the job?

Nah I really only gave a shit about the Money and the title I had. I was a Spanish translator for a police department and social security administration. I'm fucking high school lmao. I succeeded even if it was only for a little bit.

I'm a high school drop out is what I meant to say.

Why not just get a GED? Go to college, party it up, bang sluts, go on adventures if you don't care about your life?
Have you also tried dating sites?

>I guess dude. I am a pretty shallow person. I would consider myself a sociopath for sure

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Huh, already there.
Women lie about they're age, why can't men?

I don't give a shit about sex. I just am gonna kill myself. I feel it's the only option I have at this point. Thanks for listening user. Its nice to get things off your chest sometimes. And I don't really have anyone around me that I can talk to.

>Women lie about their age, why can't men?
First off, I never met a woman who lied about their age unless it was sarcastically.

>Have fun with that. I couldn't do it lol
I'll have a doggo, a couple of farm animals and possibly a bf sometime in the future to keep me company so it has the possibility to become a really great life. Will beat wage slaving by a long shot

Lmao it's just being honest with myself.

Why not kill yourself while having fun? Atleast get super high or drunk or doing something cool. Why kill yourself in a closet if you can die in a beautiful setting? Just saying.
I guess it'd beat wage slaving but I like my technology and geeky hobbies too much to risk living off the land that can go wrong so easily.

Why lie? Nobody really cares you’re 30.

Lying about your age is pretty gay.

If you're depressed you're not really in the mood to "have fun". Hence the whole, wanting to kill yourself thing.

Maybe he wants that young pussy.

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The place has electricity, not fixed into the house yet but still, also found an internet provider who covers the area so tech won't be a problem

Right, but depression only makes you FEEL like you want to die. You're obviously still alive which means the other part of you knows something is wrong.
For all you know, you could just have a chemical imbalance and just need to take mood stabilizers.

I just hung up on 28 I guess, 10 years since I had graduted hs and still 2 years to get some shit accomplished. Ended up wasting them at a dead end job I lost a month ago.

Depressed fag here I smoke weed to help with it. But it's not cutting it anymore

Then you wouldn't want to kill yourself anymore. It's a real catch 22.

Beter get a real job then I guess. Anything in the pipeline?

You're braver than me. I don't see how you plan on paying for internet without any sort of money.
I smoke weed too but weed isn't supposed to fix the problems. You're probably bored.
I think you like the feeling of it or refuse to get the help you need.

Everyone wastes time, all we have is time. The bet thing to do is make up for lost time in anyway you can.

Thats why you shouldnt do drugs, eventually it stops working and you need something stronger leading you on that downward spiral.
Talk to friends or a psychiatrist if you don't have any but don't chase the dragon to feel better it'll only end badly

Are you autistic?

Maybe a security gig with a friend, other than that I've been meaning to write a book on short stories, scary ones for Halloween since that holiday seems to evoke the most emotion out of me. Had that plan since I was 27 and only now managed to plot out 2 of 6 ive been meaning to write

Acoustic

This is the result of my aspie quiz.

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brother, you just gotta make the decision to stop being useless and start building a routine.

Thank you?

Sounds like you already have a good idea what you want to do.

What’s your job

Never mind that was answered

None, I get SSI

You should get a decent job first. Then do the hobby shit in the background. Find a skills shortage and get trained up. If the security thing is faster and a sure thing, do that.

You should make an arg. I really like the medium.

>You're braver than me. I don't see how you plan on paying for internet without any sort of money.
Autismbux. i get 800 a month minus 240 for paying off the loan and fees and i've lived off 100 a month for food before so that leaves 460usd for internet, gas and electrical bills which might be enough. either way i won't be mowing out there out of nowhere, will use it mostly as a summer place at first while living at my parents place

If you have autismbux then why the hell would you need to be away from "wage slavery"?

cause i can't fucken afford to pay any type of rent with 800usd, so it's either move innawoods or blow my brains out/get a job if i ever want to move out from my parents basement and living here is killing me inside.

What are you talking about? I get $770 a month and $160 a month in stamps and I'm living by myself in a apartment. No idea what you're complaining about.

I'm not in the US, i've been in line waiting for an apartment for like 5 years now, so even if i had the money for rent i'd never be able to get one

Does your country not have trailers? They don't have services to help find housing?

Back in 2015 it was already hard af to get an apartment, then the refugees started pouring in and guess if it got worse or better when the government started renting apartments to house refugees. Also no trailers, at least not anything the ones in trailer park boys.
>They don't have services to help find housing?
yes, that's the one i've been waiting like 5 years for

Ah, you're European I'm assuming? Why not just stay with the rents til they find something or you figure something else out? Roomies with friends?

Have you ever had a job? How do you deal with it? I'm 25 and NEET and want to get a job. Plz teach me

Thaiboy goon no limit she ready to stick with me cuz I'm ready to stick with it

I've had 14 jobs.
I couldn't deal with it, that's how they knew something was wrong.
I'll tell you what I told my ex: Apply for places 1 time a day, the next week do 2 times a day. You'll find something. She found jobs within 2 weeks maximum that way. Just never stop looking. Make that into your job

I just want a job that's impossible to get fired from if you just show up everyday

Do you have any specific skills?

No. Don't even have a car. I'm just scared I'll get fired because I can't do things fast enough at mcdonalds or something. Hoping I can get something part-time and just show up and try

I never had a license before in my life.
>I'm just scared I'll get fired because I can't do things fast enough at mcdonalds or something
So don't do mc donalds, do retail

Should I take the bus?

i have no idea, i dont know where you live

Not in the country or I would get a bike. I can take the bus for a 45 minute trip to any job. I just would rather get a ride. Idk

Well then make friends who are willing to give you a ride for a price.

Maybe my mom

Well good luck then.

Happy birthday faggot

Thanks!

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There are no skilled jobs where I live

Have you even looked?