New Patek on my wrist

New Patek on my wrist.
How does it feel that my watch cost more than your car?

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i dont have a car

Don’t care, also they are fugly. Sorry you have some issues so you need to buy overpriced stuff to feel better about yourself.

My wrists are too fat to fit a watch on my wrist so I have to put them on my dick.

Hope you can still afford the angioplasty.

Pretty sure lesser than your healthcare premium you fat fuck

Nice shop fagget.

This guy has no fucking knuckles and everyones okay with that??

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Lol op if that pic is of you then itd wiser to invest that money in more insulin you fat little piggy. But anyway nice watch, IWC is a better looking luxury brand though.

Your fake watch couldn't even get the band right. Also you're fat as fuck.

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Aaaaaaahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahhaah

It looks like a submariner strap

where is the display? you bought a watch that cannot even show your messages? I can only hope they were free in your happymeal

how does it feel that your arm is fatter than my steak

>clearly a downie's hand
can't your wrangler leave for 5 minutes without you shitposting

Can you feel anything with all that diabetic nerve damage you must have fat boy? Bet your impotent already.

this hoof has been in the internet for years,
always posing on the try-it-on-pillow in some sad store which lets this thing try expensive watches
-maybe it is the thing's father's store

your hand looks like a shitty cheeseburger at macdonald's

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havent seen this thread in so long. who dredged it from the dead?

but I don't have a car so is it a 1 dollar watch hehehe got'em

stale pasta op

>brags about patek being more expensive than our cars
>pateks cost more than houses
>also delicious pasta

i don't own a car :(

Awful Chinese fake holy shit

At least we're not fat like you ugly unattractive fuck

White diamonds them shits hit pink

How many tumors do you have in your hand? jesus christ! You should save some money for medical expenses coming in your near future.

Doraemon does not need a clock.

Shut up you fat fucking piece of shit

Your fist looks like a freaking sextoy

>paying that much to know what time it is

Nigger

Meh I'm ok with it

good pic.

nice watch fatty

guess they missed it

You stuck a fancy watch on a chicken leg. Way to go, retard.

>2019
Nice stone-age watch, faggot.

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One question:
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUT IT ON A PIECE OF HAM

Imagine being so fat that your fist looks like a boxing glove kek

Bullets are cheap

It looks like you also weigh more than my car.