Job secrets thread

I'm not desperate to see tits you know?
But ey,
Shoot em
I wouldn't mind seeing some computer shop wins

Faggots
Why'd you get rid of the spicy chicken?
I know you're just the wagecuck but those "burgers" were good man

I dont have them anymore. and why would you want to see topless pics which are over a decade old? go to pornhub/xhamster or whatever.

>Bank tellers

Kek... I actully goto the bank like twice a year..wtf uses a bank ? What year are you from?

I work in an industrial automation software company.
We charge outrageous prices for our software and we aren't the only ones.

Truth is that we could probably easily send it out for free, but charge 50,000.00 USD per licence and companies don't even bat an eyelash half the time, just so you get a perspective on how much money they have.

I helped sell ours to Amazon UK and Amazon USA and they are on a yearly cycle of paying 95 K a year and they literally said it was nothing to them.

Never believe a company when they say they don't have enough money to pay employees

Exactly my reasoning as to why I'm not desperate
Just curiosity I guess
I wasn't really HOPING for them
I was just like
Ey, if he sends them he sends them

I'm a border patrol agent for 15 years, iv done alot of crazy shit with all these fukin beaners coming across and have posted shit here.

Walmart is the only job out there. The rest don't qualify as jobs. Sometimes when I'm working people ignore me it is very uneventful and nothing happens

I currently work somewhere high in the U.S government. Secret tip? No more alienposting.

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Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
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I hope cartel kills you.

What is it?

Are you the "fuxking an underage beaner" guy? Trailer fuck guy?
Stories? Any sexual?

Industrial painting is a joke.
>dumping paint and abrasive material in nearby bodies of water.
>half ass effort, too many illegals not cut out for skilled labor.
>adding too much paint to thinner. To explain, you're suppose to add a gallon of thinner for five gallons of paint, but the boss or supervisor fire someone for wasting "product" if they do not put 3 fucking gallons of thinner for 5 gallons of paint.
>worked at four different companies, yet all the bosses treat workers like shit.
Stay away from painting, and call ICE or Osha on any painting crews you see while driving.

From what I understand they are trying out new shit and need to make room. They can't have too many options or else food doesn't get sold and goes stale/expires. That and the whole Wendy's "our meat is fresh" bullshit got them scared, so they're switching all they're locations to cook "never frozen" quarter lb meat per order.

I worked at Mcdonald's. That fresh quarter pounder pissed off so many people.

if I'm wearing a lifeguard shirt, can I give mouth to mouth to girls who don't actually need it and not get in trouble?

I own a swimming pool maintenance company in FL. I would never use a public hot tub/spa. It’s a hot bath of piss, bacteria, and viruses.

What's your go to food from Mickey Dee's?
Any crazy stories from your location?
When I worked there I remember a dude (homeless regular, who was regularly denied food)
Took a fat explosive Doo Doo on the bathroom wall
A slanted 45 degree angle spray of Doo Doo

dont forget fecal matter

>Doo Doo
are you tracy morgan?

When digging graves, either urns or casket, it's not unusual to find skulls, bones, teeth.

I work at a country club. It is almost exactly like caddyshack. We barely do shit and are high all the fucking time.
It is legitimately a waste of time and money. What you pay in “initiation fees” and monthly fees is fucking retarded and my club is “competitively priced”. Chill job though, and I make way more than I should.

Oh I didn’t forgot. Look up legionnaires disease. Everything just mentioned goes airborne with the water vapor and can cause bacterial pneumonia.

iiiiim aaaalriiiight

since there is a dead body in the grave, I don't doubt this one bit but how do you find bones in an urn?

Yeah, I’ve been working here 3 years, can’t watch that movie any more
Fucking Kenny Loggins

I used to work in pest control.
If you live in an apartment building it's infested and we couldn't do shit all, and if you eat at any restaurant that's in any kind of shared building (mall, strip mall, airport) it may be infested, and if it is, we'll have a really hard time getting and keeping it under control.

Taking home DIY pest control questions now. Im Canadian and pesticides are restricted here, but if you live in the states I can help you a lot.

You're one of the cunts responsible for my companys shitty MES system? Working with that shit makes me want to pull my hair and out throw a cactus. Management pays out the ass for shoddy updates that don't work and the whole system flatlines at least once a month, putting a 1000 employee company on its ass for up to a whole day. Fucking clueless managing boomers still think the world runs on Win Vista smh

I left because of it. Well more specifically we got new owners and they wanted me to run the kitchen alone (both grills and the line) with a noobie running fryers. Left after about 2 weeks of that fuckin shit.

I don't really eat there that much, but usually just a big Mac, or I tell them "fuck it give me whatever you have that's new". That new stroopwaffle mcflurry is pretty bomb. And we've had more than a few drug addicts come in screaming and shit. One girl went into the restroom, drank cooking wine, and did heroin, squirting blood all over the sink and walls. Oh also some fuckin beaners got the cops called them because they were fucking in our bathrooms and wouldn't gtfo. The girl was pregnant and the guy got arrested for some shit and taken to jail.

Aaand that's why I'll never use a computer shop. I already know you're all scum

I work for a luxury car company in the southeastern US. You'd be surprised how much styrofoam, plastic, and foam fabric goes into a $120,000 car.

light?

I have a gopher living under my concrete steps. What’s the best way to get him out so he doesn’t cause damage to my steps? Thanks in advance user.

Yeah, those were good times

Had to move trailer tho , but I still fuk with most of them, youd be surprised most carry American cash, and I tell the ones that are first timers that if they pay me I'll get them across, then take to the stockyards anyway and they get sent back to Mexico. I make at least a grand a month in this alone .

>95 K a year and they literally said it was nothing to them.
you know how much more the average amazon worker would get when they spend 95k more a year for all the employees? a cent maybe

>Aaand that's why I'll never use a computer shop
Give me a break. I was a 15 year old teenager. besides where will you go when your computer dies? tech support? you think they're any different? and if you take basic security precautions you have nothing to worry about. probably.

Oh also my friend walked into the restroom to find a homeless dude full on beating his meat and nutting on the floor in front of the door. My friend tried to tell him to get out but he just kept batin and he nutted on the floor. The cops got called cuz he wasn't leaving and the dude got arrested, and the floor person had to mop up the cum. I was in the kitchen so I missed alot of it, but god damn.

>he goes to a computer shop
lol repair it yourself faggot

Live trapping. Get an animal trap and put a head of lettuce inside with a bit of peanut butter on it. They love both and peanut butter has a strong attractive smell to most rodents.

You can even put bait near his hole in advance to get him all Randy about it before trapping.

Once you've got him, drive him out of town. State laws vary, some places won't let you do that, so be wary. Police Authorities usually turn a blind eye because they get it. Some states however will even let you euthanize them. That's up to you.

I think you were trying to reply to the guy I was replying to, I was the shop employee. Also, you cant always repair it yourself. can you fix a hardware fault on your laptop on your own? also the story is from around 2006 people were less capable of self repair back then.

Sweet. Thanks user. Any clue how deep they can burrow? I think I’ll need to seal up under the steps with quikcrete or something similar.

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What I learned working in a grocery store: never, ever trust what the packaging on food products says, read the nutrition and ingredients labels on the back and do your homework, because words on packages often don't mean what you think they ought to.

What I learned working for a telecom company: don't trust your phone/cable provider to do what they promise, check your bills often and don't be afraid to call customer service and complain - if you're smart about it you can negotiate discounts when you catch the company making a mistake.

What I learned working for an ambulance service: The world's best hangover cure is to get your paramedic/EMT friends to give you fluids by IV.

Depends on the breed. Some can go as deep as 6', and some can have networks as large as 2000 sq ft. I doubt this guy is this elaborate if he's under your steps. You usually see that on hills where a lot of them live together unbothered by humans.

Haha. The IV part. I was in the Marines years back and all the guys in substance abuse programs would get hammered and have me give them a saline solution IV. It works just sucks I can’t get my hands on those bags now.

Thanks again user. I’m going to buy a trap (non Yea Forums type) and see what I can do.

Lol'd.
Good luck.

Lol. Thank you. By chance, can gophers get aggressive?

Ants and black carpenter ants.

Any animal can if cornered. They'd rather run than fight. If you're standing behind the cage when you open it hell take off. They know damn well they have a better chance of survival running than risking getting stomped by you.

I got a vicious ass raccoon out of a truck trailer by leaning on the side wall and beating at the walls with a stick. It hissed and growled at me a lot, but I left an opening and he ran. It's surefire.

If he does turn around and attack head to the hospital for a rabies shot immediately. But that won't happen. Also pretty sure gophers don't carry rabies but just to be sure..

Not the pest guy but this worked for my carpenter ant issue.

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Carpenter ants are fucking serious if they're in your house. My answer will be different depending if they are. Are they?

Yeah but with enough chlorine none of that really matters. You should also get them on a cycle of 4 time a year water change outs. Pump the spa down, light acid wash, filler back up. Commercial accounts you can charge 300 bucks for essentially doing nothing.

Thank you again god sent user.

How is it serious? I have them everywhere but the Terro has stopped a ton of activity

This! Its a pain to get them attracted to it, but once you do it takes care of the rest

Not sure if in or not. I find them in living room and sometimes kitchen

People rarely apply for government jobs because they think it's full of applicants who are related to the hiring managers. The truth is I would snatch up a hard working private sector guy in a heartbeat. Working for the public sector means making twice the money for a third of the workload. Also lie on your application, used a saw once? You put saw experience. Saw people use a backhoe on tv? Familiar with backhoe operation. Once you're hired nobody gives a shit about what was on your application.

Did this entail kidnapping the lifeguard and stealing his shirt?

I work for an environmental company in the oilfield. Basically, oil companies pay us to check and see if their facilities are in compliance with various emissions regulations. We pretty much always ensure that they "stay in compliance" even if they are very far out of compliance.

It's in the name. They bore into wood and if your house is wood frame they can do structural damage and make your house unsafe.
They also prefer wet wood so if they're living in your house good chance there's water damage you're unaware of.

He's got it. Liquid gel baits are best for any ant. Make sure the box says carpenter ant. They're carnivorous unlike most ants who live on carbs and sugar so they prefer protein which won't be in other ant baits.
If they're inside, apply this gel (or pic related, my preferred) in places you've seen them walking. Better yet if you hear the sound of crinkling foil somewhere in your house that's where the nest is.. They'll feed the queen and you're good, then get a home inspector.

If they're just outside and the odd one is sneaking in, get a product called demand CS. Buy an applicator and spray it on the outside perimeter of your home. No insects can enter your house for 3 months if this is applied.

Follow the directions when mixing. Try not to get it on your hands. It'll absorb into your pores and you'll get kinda high. It's not a fun high.. It won't hurt you though.

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Who watches the watchmen? I think your company is being used as an escape for the parenting company.

Can confirm. Did you also do site decommission and legacy compliance?

It does sound like they may be inside. Go with the gel bait. Do not spray the area, you want them to get to the bait. Don't freak out if you find a trail of them going to the bait. That's what you want.

Why though? What about it got people was riled up? Is it a ton of extra work or something? I love the new quarter pounder. Dat shit good

Lol. Here's your recognition, bud.

Pilot here, we sleep all the time in the cockpit during flights.

also there is no such thing as leaving a place with full fuel tanks, no company does that. We take what we need with huge margins on it.

become IT guy, browse reddit all day

Chef here, worked in various restaurants around the UK
I'm a good boy, but seen some pretty despicable stuff done by other chefs

I've never had an issue getting them attracted to it. Just put it right where you see them coming in. Within 2 hours there will be a swarm of them on it.

Whats the best thing for moles. Those little buttholes suck so hard. Live trapping preferred

Fucking spiders every summer in the house. Brown recluse mostly but also some other ones i cant identify.

Also every once every blue moon ill see a single roach.

Oh and damn cave crickets in the basement sometimes.

Well no shit. No point in hauling fuel you won't use.

could you help me with a roach problem

i live in a duplex. that I keep quite clean. I've seen maybe 3 in the 6 months I have stayed here

but a few days ago I heard rustling in my trash. so I moved to the center of the room. and went through it. 3 larg roaches were in a. beer can. since then I trapped 3. more though I haven't found anymore in over 48 hours I just picked up raid. bait poison because the dude next door isn't filthy. he sure isn't tidy either

Not the exterminator guy, but natural gas (or any other aresolized fuel) pumped in their Network and then light it. Makes a good boom too. Look it up on YouTube

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that pool should be closed

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i mean i had a bit of an expedition for a few days. I would find them every time i wanted but i may. have went too hard and wizened them up

yeah but some retards say for example that they wont fly with ryanair but always with a legacy carrier because ryr treats their staff like shit or they dont take enough fuel, which is bullshit

I use a bank to cash my check every Friday unlike you. Hell you probably don't even know what a check is.

Unless it's small bidness

We don't have moles here. I've never dealt with them. I don't even know how often they come out. Quick Google says you can just set a trap in the hole with no bait and they'll inevitably trip it.

Demand CS. If it isn't restricted where you are, get an applicator and mix it with water. The directions will tell you how much but I think I remember it's 4ml to 4 litres of water.

Spray it all around the outside permiter of your house and then on all the baseboards inside. It's odourless once it's set and doesn't stain.
Keep all animals and people out of the house for 4 hours following application and I recommend gloves and a respirator.
It's not crazy toxic and it won't do any real damage to you, but it'll make you woozy and irritate your lungs a bit. Once it's dry it has no effect on you.
It's good for 3 months inside and 1-3 months outside.

Because of brown recluse I'd recommend you get a protection plan from a professional company. Go with orkin or abell, you don't want to cheap out.

Plans where I am are as low as 400 CAD a year and it comes with regular preventative treatment that bundles with rodent monitoring and control.

Probably not too different in the US, and if anything cheaper because the pesticides are unrestricted so there's more competition.

I hope.your mom die in sleep

this guys an idiot but i definitly make more that a bank teller so who the fuvk cares

Pest control dude here. I don't know anything about this but sounds like a lot can go wrong.

Log poster spotted

Filthiness doesn't actually matter too much with roaches. Once they're in they're in.
Get a hold of max force cockroach bait.
Apply it in tiny beeds (like pebble sized. This is important) under your sink on water pipes, in any crevice or hole in your kitchen and bathroom (anywhere there's water basically), on all the hinges of all your drawers and cupboards.
Collaborate with your duplex mate, see if he'll let you do it on his side, too.

They're social bugs, the poison is slow acting, they eat each other's shit and bodies and regurgitate food to share. If they take the bait they'll spread it like a virus. If it doesn't work, try another bait. Those fuckers evolve resistances fast. That's why it's best to try and get the newest poison on the market.

Same here they actually work great.

damn I have these right now too

Like the size of a pea? Or bigger?

Welp I answered it. Good luck.

Never order anything with bacon from Mcdonalds.

That's all lm gonna say.

Smaller than a pea.
They're weird. If they see a large amount they'll nibble and move on. If they see a small amount they'll gobble it up.
Here I made a little demonstration for you with mustard.

You can space it out and apply as much as you want in general just keep the piles this size.

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Termites just swarmed.

I found their home, total surface area is about 8"x5", so I assume it's new.

What should I expect to pay yo get rid of them? House is about 1,250 sq. feet interior. Thanks.

Why? You can’t just ‘say’ without reason. That’s like me saying ‘when you go outside, don’t breathe.’ Why user, why?

Its human meat.

$800 bucks in my neck of the woods. That comes with a one year guarantee and regular visits and treatments.
All major companies will do this. Orkin and Abell are best.
They'll probably throw in other preventative services too.

So I should order double or triple the amount of bacon then?

I worked at a nursing home. basically a lot of abuses go down at these places if they aren't run with an iron fist. I know few asshats that got free drugs, and a few more who got laid. Dark times. ask me what the worst thing I saw was...……...

Thanks. Did you lick that mustard off your hand? Or wash?

How often would roaches need to appear before you said there was a problem? I kill one every few months, but I also live in Florida, so it's hot and wet all the time. Wouldn't surprise me if they're just wandering in.

Cool, thanks again.

Anything I can do myself, like with your maxforce gel?

Lick.

Age gap in getting laid and was all awake and conscious?

I'm not too familiar with termites, they're rare around here. I'm pretty sure aerosol treatment would be in order, though. I do not recommend doing it yourself. You can do some damage to your house if you don't know what you're doing.

I work in health care as well
shady shit everyday
what's the worst you've seen?

Cool. Thanks bro.

Don't listen to this guy, he's retarded. Takes decades for carpenter ants to do real damage, they don't eat wood like termites, just build nests in it.

Put some gas in a spray bottle and spray them bitches.

my house has an assload of spiders in the basement, unfinished. too poor to afford an orkin service or something. idk what kind of spiders, don't look dangerous or anything but the webbing is annoying and I'm afraid of them. cheapest way to get rid of them and keep them out?

Subjective. Its kid meat if that makes a difference.

How the fuck do I get rid of birds? They’re getting in my garage, eating my dogs (have 4 dogs) food. They shit all over everything in there, including the food. They’re nesting in my car port, shitting all over cars. They’re nesting in my trees, shitting all over those. Nesting on my house.

I’m down for killing them or deterring them, whatever the fuck works. I do have neighbors, so can’t shoot shotguns/rifles at them.

It's fucking nasty the way that they handle it in the kitchen.
After it comes off the grill, it either goes onto a tray until it gets fucking cold or put in a tuppleware along side with the lettuce and cheese where it continues to get fucking cold. And at that point, it seems like your chewing on plastic one you actually eat it.

Pest control user, could you please sate my curiosity?

Interesting.

Oh no. here it comes
>be me
>24 at the time
>work at this shit hole called the rivermont
>theres this woman whos decrepid as shit but fucking crafty
> knows how to get in men's minds, she was probably hot once, maybe even looked like natalie Dormer from pictures I saw
>Would troll new guys into fucking her by making them think she was rich
>didn't believe this, nobody is that fucking stupid
>walk into the office one night to find some retard slamming her and with a diaper hanging off her food.
>smells like piss but he doesn't care
>once he finds out hes going to jail instead of retiring he kills himself
>consider doing the same after what I've seen
>women are evil

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owl figures trend to keep birds from. roosting

See If your walls are conctete you can go nuts with this stuff. Don't get high.

You're not wrong. But there's potential. It's irresponsible to advise someone against very real risks.

Just one. If it's a female and she has an egg shell have 40 babies in very short time.
If I were you I'd kill it and wait a few weeks before taking any action. If you see anymore, then yeah you're pooched.

Didn't work much with birds. Sorry. We would do nest removal and sometimes put spikes on ledges to stop them roosting. That's as far as my knowledge goes with them.

>Working for the public sector means making twice the money for a third of the workload.
lol lies. the gov has the worst pay rates

You do realize that Frank Zappa was implying cocaine behind this song?

Yo back the fuck off pest control guy

I use to work at Pizza Hut in Highschool. The "Hand Tossed" dough comes frozen in a box.

checkd
how did he get caught though? did she report him herself or did somebody else catch them a different time? I'm assuming you didn't report it

Plus the government is the government

Don't act high and mighty like its not just another summer job lol. BLS? Check. Swimming lessons? Check. Common sense? Check. Wow looks like I too can be a life guard.

Yes, just encrypt your pedo-shit before your hard-drive fails

manager walked in right after me. there was nothing I could do for the poor bastard

If you see more than one, there's a problem

Work on your reading comprehension, buddy.

Welcome to fast food.

I care for the elderly,cash me anything???

What state? Hire me!

I work for DOD. There's a Secret-level version of Twitter on SIPRNet called e-chirp and it's amazing. There's a Top Secret version of JWICS that's even more amazing.

you get paid in checks?

Not to mention as I said, a carpenter and infestation is a clue there may be water damage..

Security here.

Be nice and respectful to security and staff and you'll always be a person we secretly look out for and keep things out of reports.(always thank the security for a safe night out, we remember you)

If your a cunt, we will let you get bashed in the toilet and kick you out for being to drunk and falling over.

It doesn't matter which gas pump you use; except for diesel it all comes from the same tank.

this. I work in the private sector at a for-profit company that siphons nearly 100% of its profits from federal and state tax dollars. I make almost $20 an hour; similar positions in the state government pay between 11 and 14

I’ve bought so many of those. They literally shit on them.

Fuck.

As in, digging inside the graveyard to bury the urn, not digging in/opening the urn itself.

Diaper hanging off her food? What?

And why is he going to jail?

I can comprehend exactly what you're saying yet it still comes off smug as a faggot, I see how you're trying to humble yourself. Don't you have sea men to chase?

Yellow cocaine? Nigger where do you live?

Question why dose it take the faggot's at my local maccy ds longer to make a burger without salad and mayo than it dose to make one with..?? Genuinely curious

Would be more than a cent. Like 200 more a year. But monthly after tax would be like nothing indeed.

Worked in fine dining restaurants for years. If the menu says "prime" anything related to steak, it's most likely just USDA choice. We also take uneaten or unused table bread and use it for croutons a week later. If expensive food falls on the floor, odds are it's thrown right back onto a plate. Nobody actually spits in food anymore. The vent hoods above the grill are great for eliminating smells and smoke, tons of chefs smoke a bowl right by the food they are cooking for you.

But I'm not that lifeguard

damn that's some shit
I know we all watched each other's backs when I did that kind of work. the women used to throw each other under the bus all the fucking time though. ever see any good cover ups of stuff?

I work at the sewage treatment plant. There's a sluice where everything goes by and I have a rake and it's my job to rake like the tampons and other stuff you shouldn't flush out of there. Just remember, whenever you make a really enormous turd, I (or someone like me) has probably seen it and laughed at it.

Jesus christ, I thought like goblins or morlocks did your job, or some kind of giant worms

Jail? What?

My shift is 8 to 5 so if you live in York, PA and take a dump during that time, I see it.

So 85, 89, 93 (reg, plus, premium) are all the same? Its a scam?

Somebody clarify.

The fucking sewage treatment plant is just right outside town by the only major highway to enter our town.

It stinks, the very first impression anyone gets of our town is that it smells like sewage. No wonder why our population has fallen TEN percent over ten years

I always imagined they slept, but in watch shifts

he probably meant foot, just a typo
and you're not allowed fuck clients in those facilities, it's illegal

Yup. All from the same tank. You ever see a like four tanker trucks at one gas station? Ever see four hoses coming off the truck? Ever see one marked "89"? It's a scam. Same gas, different price.

I shit huge turds, I hope they come by you so you can laugh at them a couple times a week.

My gf wanted to see one once to see if I was exaggerating and she ended up crying after she saw it.

Im legit scared to die on the toilet from a brain hemorrhage or something

89 is just a blend of 93 and 87. There is no separate tank for it, it's mixed in the island.

Yesterday at work I saw a two foot turd float by. I shit (haha) you not. Two fucking feet long. Grabbed it with the rake and showed it to everyone and we had a good laugh. Whoever created that has monster fiber in their diet. World record that one. Absolute unit.

Well whats the worst thing you saw?

>she ended up crying after she saw it.

lmao, what

Bullshit. I work for a company that makes the equipment. There are usually 3 tanks. 87, 93, and diesel. The trucks are partitioned.

lol
york is a hellhole now anyway
used to visit there a lot as a kid

elder abuse, family wasn't happy

The dregs of society. I've dealt with people in the painting Industry on both sides.

Lol my owl with swiveling bobble head has stopped birds from shitting on my cars. I slightly move every day/every other day.

Get a single outside cat. Feed it every day. Its your pet. Bird problem gone. If its female get it fixed or your gonna have a cat problem.

yeah one of us has to stay up

but I saw youre in the states so sorry man you wont be able to marval at them

I was constipated for a week once from medicine after surgery. After taking magnesium citrate. I was going to go, or I was going to go. After peeling the impossible rock shit out with my fingers, then came the soft football that had been brewing for days. I hatched it and it was massive and unholy. I am blessed to not have bled. I wish you could have seen it, you would have appreciated it. I don't even think I flushed it actually. I picked it up with a plastic bag and threw it outside. I was pretty sure it would have clogged

I work in the tech industry. 90% of the companies who say they work in artificial intelligence are full of shit.

quality control doing overhead cranes.
fuck, your shit is designed within an 8th tolerance. i come from a machinery background, so to me this shit is outrageous. but apparently in this industry its okay.

i took a cpr class (just because i wanted to learn) and it turned out to be full of lifeguards in training. i was shocked at how poor the instruction, and how inept 95% of the class was. terrifying really.

Package handler here. Ive worked at fedex for almost 2 years now and that place has always been a shit show. A piece of advice: if you arent comfortable throwing your package down a flight of stairs, then dont send it

Oh god here comes another one brace urself Yea Forums
>be me
>22 year old corpsman
>got this friend who works at the morgue
>get wasted like a real jolly sailor
>"come to the morgue user, their dead why are you scared?"
>They've got the body of a freshly dead stripper
>She was getting same gains, homegirl looked thick at time of death
> they both take turns fucking her.
>I can't, fucking vomit
>morgue homie threatens to kill me
>as far as I know he still has his job

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SIPR. HAHA I used it to bootleg shit while in country. Nice recall seeing this

My bad for the baby wipes!

My corpsman bragged about the same. 2/2?

What the fuck did you say?

Direct deposit nigga

I can't unsee that. hes a fucking liar

what counts as industrial painting? like painting large buildings (shopping malls) or performance paints like coating bridges and tankers?

>where will you go when your computer dies?

LOL this nigger doesnt know you can fix your own computer at home for free. only total computer idiots and old people take their computers to a shop

Yellow snow = slang term for cocaine
Fucking retard

to call an Apple store directly instead of getting routed to Applecare, say "manager" at the automated prompt

lol you're dumb as fuck, and I'm not that lifeguard either.
First you fuck up the comprehension real nice
Then you backpedal and look even stupider

Oh yeah it makes sense now. I read it out of context. Didnt know he was working at a nurseing home type place.

Kek
Reminds me of this episode

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Your laptop hardware just died. its MB failure. what do you do?

Not that user but he is referring to the lowlifes that work for and own the painting companies who paint new construction like walmarts and apartment buildings. I am assuming.

fucking wow...

yellow snow is snow that has been urinated on.

if this shithead is for real, it means you are all truly "crackers" who have broken off from culture so much that you have no idea what it means.

brooo youve got no idea? this one old guy with a cortana (halo) wallpaper had some fucked up shit on there.

because they make the sandwiches ahead of time and they already sit there so your special shitty sandwich requires them to make a new one thus it takes time to assemble and wrap it.

you fucking moron

I only ever see one truck, but theres multiple "lids" on the ground at the gas station. Question is does that one truck carry diffrent types of gas? Like seperate compartments in that big ass tank?

If the motherboard is kicked, not much you can do except pull the hard drive and get a new computer

Fake news. They're not.

I bet you drink a lot. see a therapist user, your either a good writer or you've seen some shit

Pizza baker for a small restaurant here. If I fuck up your pizza in any way, I bring it to your table and say, "enjoy, this one turned out really great" and it's so disarming that no one ever complains

pull the hard drive and mount elsewhere.
your move.

a 15 year old can do your job.

Lids are if there's more than one tank (one tank usually only feeds a few pumps). Look close; they're not marked for different types of gas (except diesel).

Tell us about aliens
Tell us now

Wow. Look at your idea of culture. That's sad

Why are you so eager to reveal such ignorance?

>That fresh quarter pounder pissed off so many people.

no it didnt. and people order the shit out of it. where did you get your info from? fuckoff you useless nigger

or, you could take it to a repair shop and have it fixed. its usually much cheaper to fix than replace.

hardware isn't the same as a whole laptop. sure you save the data but what about the computer itself?

I was 15 when I started that job.

Yo so my hard drive got formatted accidentally when I tried to make an image disk and didn't consider what I was doing until it was too late. Is there any way a computer shop could undo the formatting?

Also secondary question: would strictly 2d loli be enough for those scumbags to blackmail? asking for a friend.

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I work at a public accounting firm and we opening talk about any personal purchases someone makes with their business card, this includes purchases from Victoria's Secret or Pornhub.

It's surprising how often those are on there.

dont listen to that other dumbshit.. there isnt much extra work.. the meat is kept in the cooler instead of the freezer. thats the only difference. and its cooked as the orders come in... so they dont keep it already cooked in the holding cabinet. these niggers who never worked there dont know shit and are talking out their ass

Cocaine that hasn’t been cut for resale looks beige
Hence “yellow” and “snow”
Have you ever hung out in the streets or done drugs in your life?

Yeah, pay for the part PLUS labour. Anyone can pay the part and do it themselves. Your job isn't skilled, and neither are you.

That's why I order a special sandwich. So you can do your fucking job and give me a fresh burger.

ITT: stories that never happened

I work for St. Andrew's Episcopal School in MD. Barron Trump is (was) a student here. He's basically retarded--like super autistic. They've got him stuffed full of so many meds he's basically a fucking paperweight. I heard he was kicked out of school--some discipline thing supposedly where he's got a phobia about wiping his ass and stinks really bad and finally the teachers had enough.

How do you fuck up making a pizza?

Tell us about community policing
Tell us about gangstalking
Tell us anything having to do with how and why you guys keep tabs on innocent people trying to frame them as dangerous just so you can brown nose your higher ups for brownie points

Kek

what's not to believe about a homeless dude bating in a public toilet, those heroes give no fucks

The more important question here is are all the trump children the retarded spawn of their father's thots?
>probably
>will vote for the bastard again cuz at least he made some good looking crotch goblins

>Yo so my hard drive got formatted accidentally when I tried to make an image disk
depends on the format type. its probably a quick format in which case. you could possibly recover some of the data but its hard to guarantee. tried

>Anyone can pay the part and do it themselves.
not really. people usually run away when it comes to component level repair (i.e. removing a bad component and soldering on a working one)
> Your job isn't skilled
It did require soldering work. which is skilled for a 15 years old kid.
>and neither are you.
in the 15 years after that, I got a Masters degree and I work writing BI software for an investment firm. I think I'm good.

But the lids are diffrent colors.

Can we get to the bottom of this?! Are we getting scammed?!

I want to believe the last part but not that i can’t/won’t believe it but something about him being the son of one of the wealthiest fuck on this planet doesn’t add up

Put regular gas in a vehicle that requires premium and find out.

is it so hard to imagine? I make a couple hundred a night, inevitably you're gonna burn some, put a hole in some, forget toppings....

Hes talking about the workers, fat boy.

and when the government shuts down because they spent all their money on useless bullshit wars with other countries, you wont get any pay. you will always be the governments bitch working for them.

LOL. Pretending that extra couple percent makes a diff.

I've worked at a couple of pizza places. I'm just fucking with you.

When arresting partying girls in their twenties you get free pussy and drugs if theyre passed out.

Ignore him, it’s obviously a government shill trying hard to b8 retards into taking government paid jobs because they lack employees since they pay and treat them like turds

What percent? Be more specific.

>Also secondary question: would strictly 2d loli be enough for those scumbags to blackmail?
depends on too many questions. keep in mind that in some countries (including some states in the US) drawn loli porn is something they can jail you for under certain circumstances. and in theory if they find illegal content on the machine they do need to report it. that would make it easy to blackmail you.

in other countries, not so much. they can still be assholes and demand payment otherwise they'd reveal your secret but if they follow through on that threat they can be sued and even jailed for violating privacy laws.

I'm a Britfag postal worker but my secrets aren't that exciting.

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It does if i put 87 in my bike it runs like shit if i put 93 it runs great. I usually only put 91 no ethanol but not every station sells that. And i have tested the no ethanol a couple of time and it is pure.

LOL I dont work there fucker.. its common knowledge if you order it "speshul" they have to make a whole new sandwich. its fast food 101 stupid nigger

I prefer ethanol free myself. It works great for small engines like lawnmowers.

how often workers steal parcels?

ahh you get it then. dude i'm totally aiming to open my own joint, the product is cheap and everybody's obsessed with it. ever thought about it?

those service providers are bolder than that. What is a point of no return user-kun? is it your problem or theirs?

With that attitude you would get fired from McDonalds. Pussy

there is no extra work for that. cwpt they have to cook them to order. and thats what they are getting paid to do. you lazy fast food niggers is why I dont eat there. because you are self entitled assholes who think your burger flipping mcshitjob is so hard. it requires nothing other than you having a pulse.

Modern vehicles have knock censors but they perfect. I put regular in my car that requires premium because i thought i was saving money. One day when i switched back tto premium and started the car i heard a loud "ding" or "ping". It was piston crashing into the valve. Also i actually get less milage out of the car because the engine was designed for premium gas. It wasnt efficient when useing regular.

Only way I would own a restaurant is if I didn't have to do anything but look at my bank account.

*are not perfect

They don't unless they want to get caught and fired. I remember some dyke who got caught raiding birthday cards for cash and was immediately told to gtfo.

LOL I would never work in a shitty job like that. that job is reserved for autists and dropouts. fast food jobs are there to keep you low level idiots in your place

Show a picture of your success.

how did he get caught? checking cctv? or he was just dumb about it

You're stupid, they have this thing called continuous evaluation. They also repeat background checks regularly.

Do not lie on your application. They check.

our managers do not check those cameras and we do spit in your food.

fair enough. i like the whole lifestyle but i know it's a precarious one.

Tell me user are the Jews really that bad

Customers repeatedly complained cards weren't delivered on the route they had been doing and apparently empty envelopes were found in their van. I've heard dummy/fake parcels are posted by the company to catch out any suspected thieves too. They take stealing very seriously.

lol... what? picture of what?

I prefer animal husbandry.

I used to work at a place that had a lot of teen interns. Sometimes they’d come from the beach and have their bikinis wrapped up in towels.

Once I put my dick in one of these bundles and came in it. Stupid I know, but fuck was it hot. That chick was a ducking slut who predictably peaked in high school and still works as a waitress even 10 years later.

I think they want a dick pic,

Your success. Fast food is for low level idiots. Prove your superiority.

Kitchen work is not difficult per'se but it can be very labor intensive depending on where and when you work. If your closing crew then its even worse.

Fatty.

I want a pic of your fat cunt, lover.

>Your success. Fast food is for low level idiots. Prove your superiority.

lol get a load of this broke nigger wanting people to prove they are better off than him working his wagecuck McJob

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I m a cop

About a month ago a cleaning lady called us cause she found her employer dead on the toilets

The dude literally shat the life out of him.

Also his dog was locked up with him, so it ate his genitals and only that

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Don't look at me, I'm not even remotely successful.

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>this nigger calls me fatty... yet he works at mcdonalds

LOL
stay mad fag

K bub. I'll think about that one while chilling on my ranch.

>his dog was locked up with him, so it ate his genitals

this never happened

>chilling on my ranch.

your moms backyard doesnt count as a ranch, you fat McCuck

You, you I like.

Hey man sure fast food jobs are bottom tier but I've met some really nice people working them.

does that involve dress up?

If you want to eat in a restaurant or similar, go first to the toilet. The kitchen is 1:1 the same as the toilet.

Dorty toilets? Dirty kitchen!
Old and rusty toilet? Old and rusty kitchen.

Also the salad is the ID of an kitchen. If you dislike the salad from the look, go out.

Chef user here, you are welcome

Sure it does. I can shoot whatever I want and walk around naked.

Yes it did

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Yeah yeah I was repeating what lolnumbnuts was screaming about.

Yes. That's all you need to know.

I work as a lifegaurd in a joint gym and pool
I probably couldn’t save your life if you were drowning
Literally just judge girls all day with other lifeguard bros

Gross dude.

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yeah dude solid advice
>guy taking a shit in the toilet?
>guy taking a shit in the kitchen
GUARANTEED

Is he trans now?

yeah that could be me, but I would have a cat instead

You dont understand what octane rating is for and what happens when you use the wrong one do you?

people die after taking a shit all the time.
okay.... i have all these Stug III that have invaded my swamp. The fish are dead. so im not worried about them.

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Bank is stealing my shekels through charging services I don't understand

Kek
elaborate pls

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I talk about the state of it, ot about the peoples behaviour in it. Also some places i know, i wouldnt put my hand in the fire that this doesnt happen too.

I used to work there as well as other restaurants fresh out of high school. Now im working on my BS.

Its funny because hes fat.

You won't see four tanker truck at one time dumbass. The lower priced gas will need replenishment most often because it's cheaper, with the mid to high priced fuel not as often.

Url's or application based?

mostly concerned about the fella in the middle. His boom not as big.
I swear i saw a Stug that could turn in a contortionist type way. That was creepy

What have you seen user?

but how am i supposed to look at the salad without ordering it
and if i order it how am i supposed to just leave if i don't like it
or are you suggesting i go around looking at other people's salads before sitting down
wouldn't that make people uncomfortable

Answers the real question.

>doesn’t know who wrote the caddyshack theme
Kids these days

I'm an agricultural consultant. Nothing you eat is really organic and pesticide free even when it's marketed as organic and pesticide free. There are so many loopholes. And when a loophole can't be used the farmers get what they need anyway so you're eating altered foods in any case.

People gotta eat.

You're so full of shit your eyes are brown.

They're different colors that correspond to the type of gas and then the air return (truck would implode if air wasn't being returned to it while pumping). If you want to believe that dipshit and put 87 in your car that requires 93, be my guest. Just make sure you have enough money to repair it when it starts grenading

bullshit

This. I put nothing else in my lawn equipment. Gas lasts longer, doesn't gunk up your carburetor, and is easier to store.