Be me

>be me
>ask Yea Forums if this is herpes
>Yea Forums confirms with some doubts
>infect over 700+ packages at amazon with herpes simplex 1 virus
>enjoy faggots
>also this thing hasn't changed or advanced "stages" since the day it popped up
>there are no blisters leaking liquid
>but who cares as long as I infect more packages today

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Why would you do this to people?
Also how do you “infect” a package?

Virus is very contagious apparently, and I touch my face a lot and the packages therefore the packages have herpes on it. And it'll take a while for the customers to know.

People resent their jobs/society, and grow to hate indiscriminately even innocent people involved in their work.
I have done this too, and I work at a hospital directly involved in infection prevention. I’ve matured over the years though.

Pro tip: this is the same effect that causes mass murder to occur

He’s also probably mad he’s got herpes and wants as many people as possible to share the same pain and frustration he has

you work at a fullfilment center?

75% of people overall and 90% of old people have already had mouth herps, so you're just accelerating innoculation

If it was herpes wouldn't it start leaking?

Rage against the machine, you impotent little failure. Don't forget to ask permission to take a piss.

Postal fag here after the anthrax mailings all mail get radiation to kill any biological so your hep is still just with you looser

By the time your herpes reaches customers it's been attenuated to the point that anyone exposed to it would essentially receive nothing more than an inoculation. Especially since most people don't lick amazon boxes or rub their genitals on them.

The ultimate failure

I hope your statement pushes him over the edge. Dare I say, go postal?

Kek

Don't worry I still infected them. And they are boxes not envelopes

Boxes go thu too you fucken sped

We'll see in a couple of months if there's a spike in herpes

Op can't even cause an outbreak of a minor disease right, what a legendary failure.

Man I'm really glad my life isn't this pathetic.

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Don't worry in not the only with herpes at work

You are a special one aren’t you FAiL
Now back to boxing that’s a highly skilled job you have tell me witch college offers masters in boxing??

It's okay cultist of nurgle, you will eventually be purged for your heresy.

my god you're a monumental idiot
imagine being stupid enough to think that
a. the virus would survive living on a fucking box
b. that amazon boxes are special and don't go through biological hazards removal systems
c. anyone would contract the virus just by handling the box after transit, even at same day shipping
i sincerely hope you did indeed get herpes and I hope you end up killing yourself very soon

Not gonna happen. I'll stay on the job for another 6 months or so maybe longer. Enjoy your oral herpes.

Well said user

Maybe it's just some irritation. I read about the cycle of herpes and mine hasn't progressed at all. There's not red or white blister leaking liquid. It's been 7 days.

Seems Op not only failed in life but failed in giving herp and as the ultimate insult failed on 4 Chan
Please livestream your death

Trust me when I say I infect them I make sure to smear it.

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Saying I don't have herpes? I want to believe I don't but it looks like doesn't it?

I order shit all the time from amazon and my whole body is itchy and breaks out with what looks like little pimples or flea bites. I had one doctor tell me it was shingles and another tell me they don't know what it is but it's definitely not shingles. I probably caught something from op

how can you tell from that picture? it looks like a cancerous ulcer to me

Idk but it stayed this way for 6 to 7 days and hasn't changed. I've been putting Abreva neosporin and rubbing alcohol on it. It bled a little.

whut>accelerating innoculation

Thankfully the virus can not exsist outside of the body. Getting it from sharing cups ect is an absolute myth