When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex. Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities . It was over before it even began.
Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.
That's all well and good but imagine for a moment that you really were faced with the task of choking down Andy Sixx's huge creamy log of shit? Would you be scared? Excited? Intrigued? Personally, if faced with guzzling a stinking turd right out of Andy Sixx's asshole, I would be on a rollercoaster of emotions. It's not a sexual thing, though for some I imagine it could be. No, my stake in the consumption of a massive export from Andy Sixx's brown-town would be purely functional. Where I live there are not many people whom could produce such a smooth turdpedo (and even fewer of those capable people could be deemed as influential as Andy Sixx) so if the opportunity arose to stuff a steaming clogger of Andy Sixx's shit into my mouth, I would capitalize post-haste. Think of it this way: slurping the stinky gold out of Andy Sixx's food and drink recycler doesn't happen every day. In fact, it's something that happens once in a lifetime. If you were offered to take a trip to the moon just once, would you take it? If you had courage you would. In summation there is no shame to puckering up to Andy Sixx's chocolate starfish and chucking sweet chunks of slimy ass poo-poo down your virginal throat. Less than shame; perhaps honor.
I used to think this way, then I ingested 2mg of nearly pure LSD crystal and gained some perspective.
Jack Cox
Heh, can't f*ck Udmurts if I'm 15. Gotta go create that political party and attend elections. See you in Izhevsk Indo-Euros!
Zachary Rivera
what other perspective could there possibly be?
Tyler Lewis
actually when i was 12 people were already having sex :(
Thomas Morales
I was 9 when people were having sex. People knew about sex when I was 7. I was asked out on 4th grade but she was a hoe so I went under the table there (and because I had adopted the 'relationships are a pure evil' mentality)
If you think jocks were the only ones getting laid you obviously weren't one of them. Vidya, porn, full time job, school, friends, guitar practice. You'd think there was no time for girls. But at 15, the girls were just as horny as us. Most the boys were too dumb to realize it. But when you hop from clic to clip actually taking the time to find these girls, talk to them, and realize all teens are pretty much idiots that want sex, money, and fun it's not that hard to lose your virginity. And as does in high school, word spreads. Now the plain guy has had sex too. And the other girls that are still virgins see you as a goal. Something to get with. Something to prove and "be like the others". This only expands the pool more. And the key difference, is the jocks spent all that time playing with a ball and had no money to show for it. Some of us got jobs, took up a hobby, and became sociable with the other sex. To many, I was the man whore nerd of the school. Many didn't understand how that could work. But if you used your brain for 5 minutes, sex isn't hard. So please, stop with your bullshit. Stop thinking you owned the world. We were all dumb ass teens. That life is behind us. And if you're still living for that world. Chasing that dream long passed. I pity you. You havnt found yourself or your future. You are truly lost. And for that, I am sorry.
ok, i can't remember most of it, so i guess i can't make a greentext because there aren't many details. It was in school. Two people from my class went into one of the bathroom stalls and were having sex, I was gonna clean my hands because it was the start of lunchtime. Then they left the bathroom (i forgot if they were completely naked or almost naked, but i remember that they were still putting their clothes on).
Luke Wood
>not being a technomonk in the year 2019
ISHYGDDT
Oliver Brooks
Honestly, everyone I know who was "cool" back in high school all have kids now and look incredibly unhappy. Some are single parents. So I definitely don't regret playing games and jerking off back then. Mightve started later but atleast I didn't end up as white trash.
Dominic Robinson
>Honestly, everyone I know who was "cool" back in high school all have kids now and look incredibly unhappy. Some are single parents. So I definitely don't regret playing games and jerking off back then. Mightve started later but atleast I didn't end up as white trash.
