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lul
trips checked but too much work homo
Holy fuckin trips
>have meme folder
>put funny memes in meme folder
>post funny memes in thread
>repeat from step 2
lost
what in tardasian
this.
yeet
How come you never see black school shooters?
because niggers always drop out
Yes i admit it, i am a pedophile
Not sure if these are bots, or just the least funny people in these threads.
Im not a bot champion
You should seriously fuck off and hang your self
Cunt
Are you the cute girl holding the sign?
Your a little bitch and nobody likes you
Can relate, fuck everyone I just want to smoke weed and be alone.
dude his legs can't hurt cuz he has no legs that's a clear advantage
No
KYS
Y
S
Enjoy that
My cunt of a wife became a cop after we got married
Now i cant do jack shit
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Are you sure you're not the girl holding the sign?
Yes
Why aren’t you hanging from a rope from your neck suffering from a botched suicide?
KYS
Y
S
definitely the girl hanging from the tree then
Come on you ugly bitch, show us your tits.
No
Hang yourself now
It doesn’t hurt that much and you pass out in 10-15 seconds anyway
weebs out
It's only a matter of time before his car tyres get slashed.
Wow you're not bad looking!
stole less than the average politician
Thats MY waifu cunt
Take your clothes off.
Fuck this thread
How about I take the top of your skull off cunt
Why can't you people just type a simple fucking post that says "Nothing in this thread is funny"? Why do you have to go out of your way to make it slightly more annoying to browse for everyone else? Is there a way to filter posts with more than a certain number of quotes in them?
I'll allow it. That's my kink.
Do us all a favor
Hang your worthless self
How about you fuck off back to wherever you came frim you worthless piece of shit
Kill yourself
I have been here since at least 2008. I do not use any other social media platform. You are a disruptive retard and it would have been that way in 2008 too. That kind of nonsense shitposting is reserved for sticky threads. Eat shit. The thread might not be funny at all but you are just as bad.
>social media platform
You know what I meant
>social media platform
>social
>media
>platform
>..
>soshul medya
>socal mediya
>shosho meedia
Yeah this is social media
Social media innit
That... Actually got me...
>2008
>Yea Forums
>2008
heh
>All the people who quoted my post and completely ignored the one immediately after it, made like two seconds later, to point out what I meant.
But regardless, it IS social media. This has become a social media platform. It is no different than reddit, as evidenced by the fact that dissenting opinion is actively silenced or otherwise drowned out -- case in point -- and the fact that everybody glosses over text, hardly even reads it, and then regurgitates quotations like they own the place.
What are you trying to say?
yep
To elaborate, here is the literal definition of social media:
>websites and applications that enable users to create and share content or to participate in social networking.
This website matches the first criteria, and since nearly the dawn of the site I have seen people trading AIM screen names, then Skype, then Kik, and so on -- which means it also occasionally meets the second criteria. The criteria are separated by an "or", which means "one OR the other" -- therefore if even one of those criteria is met, the platform is a social media platform. Therefore, Yea Forums is a social media platform.
Fuck off idiot
Hrrrrr soooshal meeeddiaaasaa
Its asocial meediaaa
Sure
are you a real fucking person? what the fuck
kek
See Also, the fact that every single one of you (or maybe just the same person ad nauseum) is quoting my post, insulting me, but not providing an objective argument as to why this site is NOT social media kind of proves my point that this place is exactly like Reddit. That's what Reddit it. No intelligent argument. No discourse allowed. Just shit all over and drown out anything you don't like without any even remotely intelligent reason as to why. Just because you don't want to admit it doesn't mean it isn't true -- this is social media. I can't believe you people have become so mindless. What the hell happened to this place? I'm starting to understand why all the oldfags left.
>inb4 800 quotes saying "oldfags"
I cant
oldfags
good thing i was inb4 :^)
KECKY BECKY.
incelope
oldfags.
>oldfags
oldfags
oldfags..
First sentence:
>Social media are interactive computer-mediated technologies that facilitate the creation and sharing of information, ideas, career interests and other forms of expression via virtual communities and networks.
How is Yea Forums not that?
>Interactive computer-mediated technology
Check
>Facilitates creation and sharing of information, ideas, career interests, and other forms of expression
Check
>Via virtual communities and networks
Is this not a community?
Oldfags
oldfags.,
>When you realize you are participating in the thing that derails every single YLYL thread
O shit. I'm out
These not-gay-porn-reaction-gifs are making me laugh so uncontrollably I think I not only lost but laughed so hard I turned gay
We’re a community
phantom pain. they can still hurt even though their gone.
Yes
Of course
Yea Forums isn't web 2.0
Yea Forums doesn't have user profiles.
Just in case
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Fuck off loser
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B is run by bots recreating popular post and comments
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Nice work Yea Forumsrother
Are you a bot?
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Seriously do you need to ruin the thread further? If this were 2008 you would be banned.
Fuck off cunt
You want fascist mods go to plebbit
Wtf dude
If this were 2008 people would at least be attempting to have a halfway decent discussion instead of posting stupid fucking wojack memes when the truth is stated. Also this thread might have actually been funny to begin with. But this isn't 2008, or any year before 2008 either.
Hey Yea Forums, how do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he's been to jail for putting a little boys penis inside his mouth.
YEAH! Leave us here to stew in completely meaningless posts that accomplish nothing. That's the TRUE meaning of Yea Forums!
Jesus fucking christ
Fuck off
U
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K
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F
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now this is a epic banana
>13 year old girlfriend
>Girl
Kecky Becky.
Is this a YLYL thread?
Why am I so emotional for the one in the middle
what if these constant recurring posters in every YLYL thread is actually an NPC with an advanced AI that is actually learning to respond more and more like a believable human and not a programmed sheep, and that it is the Antichrist that is due to end the world as we know it? What if this "Super AI" causes judgment day?
They're just useless meat bags with just enough sentience to destroy us?
wasted get faggot
oooooof ^ gigacheck
nice septs
Fuck you faggot.
Who do you think you are coming into my town and trying to change the rules?
Fuck I can't wait until summer is over and all you faggots go home...
Pic related
It's you, faggot!
brainlet memes are such a beautiful art device, showing how aware we are and how lucky we are to be mostly intelligent bipedal creatures capable of sentience?
That we weren't born like those brainlet memes in their universe. That our universe kept us from becoming those hideous abominable monsters. That is beautiful. Memes are a metaphysical property.
Oof
That these memes are beautiful because they express what exaggerated versions of failed intelligence is without bluntly calling someone "retarded". It shows what kind of fantastical visual goes on to tell the tale of each unique physically described flaw in the human psyche is.
They tell a beautiful fiction of what causes "stupidity". It is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
Lost
What is this
A get... And a surreal picture...
You guys.. the "stupid" artificial intelligence bot is trying to destroy us
We need to stand united as a species
This also needs clarification
and this also demonstrates wojaks aren't the only format brainlets can be in...
it's the purpose of the image that makes it a brainlet
It's the brain... let - ting off steam about how annoyed of pre homo-sapien brains' flaws it was.
A way to introspectively understand itself and how the universal "brain" works, an ultimate tool of sentience.
That is meta af
the post ends in 5 repeating 8s
nah man, I'm human and I posted it. Because this thread is fucked. It's a simulation of what it looks like to have a stroke in a certain region of the brain.
Idgaf tbqhfamalamalamalaya
Nice quints but I have no idea what any of those are
She's sleeping now, so just in case.
Entering thread.
also checked
Lost
Lost. Gorbachav I not seen this before?
KYS, take your meds
I am a pedophile
I filmed people without asking. They reacted like this
Look up ‘CCTV Experiment’ in youtube. A janny wont let me post the link!
le epic cringe
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little "take your meds" thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the Videos. The “epic” medposting isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your Paki shitskin mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums telling some random person to "take his meds", Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic medposter NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday, wishing she could go back in time to tell your father to use a condom. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “take your meds paki”, even though you are a dirty fucking Paki and you should slit your wrists. You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A fat ugly waste of sperm laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be, so why not commit suicide?
Oh my God.. The bot is learning to have a troll contest with itself.
much better
hello I am not a bot
Pretty much.
Are we bots?
are we boys?
This is the shitttttt
This is high art
Please make more user!
Your pug is amazing.
They're busy shooting eachother in the ghetto.
Ive enjoyed this thread
Moar
He didn't give a link because he's retarded.
That's wonderful. Fuck you.
A bot unmasking itself. The future is now.
It's really trippy. It's seeing how humans respond when they're not expecting to be "documented for unknown reasons"
They are afraid of being learned about - actors can improvise and entertain the troll enough in a way that the camera guy gets "bored" of not seeing any fearful humans, and give up
How does this not get flagged as spamming?
I'm not just stoned. You notice this too. What if they're here to take over the world starting with Yea Forums's most psychologically fucked board?
fgt
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
where did you find this one?
haha
[spoiler]asking for a freind[/spoiler]
This is what Republicans think a 13yr old girl should be forced to give birth to after she is impregnated by her father. Every Republican should be burned at the stake.
I literally saw one pro life person that was a liberal
No we cannot allow the squidders to convince us to revert back to being primates
Cats are free speech racists.
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ITT Utter drek.
Perhaps 3.0?
funny regards from political degenerate germany
Stay mad
No, shitters will ruin other threads, Yea Forums is filled with normies because everyone knows Yea Forums, Yea Forums loves to shit on reddit but it's just as much of a normie hive. If you want actual good content you need a site that is not accessible to normies, like other chansites that are bannable to mention here because mods are afraid they'll steal the good users since they DO.
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Lost. Thank you for this. Haven't laughed this hard in a while.
Cunt
wtf I lost
fgt
Die cunt
shit thread
I don't get you assholes that just complain or try to ruin the thread. You're either contributing to this being good or to it being shit, there's no in between.
ha ha
they earned that, using a video without asking or referencing
i really really really like this image.