Yea Forums, tell the story of how you lost your virginity

Yea Forums, tell the story of how you lost your virginity.

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Haven't, possibly going mgtow

>be drunk at a party in college, 21
>meet drunk 19 year old, pretty cute
>still no idea what I'm doing with girls but she likes me for some reason
>makes out with me a few times, kinda throwing herself at me
>after making out for a bit towards the end of the party she says "we should go back to your place and fuck"
>I have the sense to just say "let's go" and take her hand and lead her out of the party

I can keep going if ya want

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>implying that I've lost my virginity

sure

I did not.

The end.

Moar

>went to a party with friends
>one of the grills there has tried hook up with me before but shes ugly as fuck so I said no
>get extremely wasted
>everyone goes to sleep except me and her
>she doesnt rape me but pretty much did tbh
>everyone found out the ugly bitch fucked me because she gave me loads of hickeys and told everyone
>fuck.jpg
>constantly scared shes gonna tell loads more people i know, last person who she fucked got bullied fucking bad since she ugly
>reeeeeeeee

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In a mental hospital with a 12 year old big titted black girl in one of the bathrooms on the adolescent unit

Bullied? What are you in school?

Bro who gives a shit. If people know and don't give you shit about it you are in the clear.

Besides, if the fucks decide to get fuck with you about it just tell the truth: You was fucking drunk and you wouldn't have touched her if you wasn't. Booze happens. I've woke up next to an ugly bitch before and just got the fuck out of there fast.

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>after a few minutes of eating her pussy I make out with her again
>on top of her, trying to guide my cock into her pussy
>never done this before, several seconds and I can't find it
>she giggles and reaches down and guides my cock to her pussy
>first few inches slide in, she's very wet
>her pussy feels fucking incredible
>she let's out a load moan as I push deep, all the way inside
>fuck her slowly and gently, gradually start to fuck her harder
>realize I'm going to cum very fast
>feels too good, don't care, fuck it
>"I'm gonna cum"
>pull out, she quickly goes down on my cock and starts sucking
>cum buckets
>she smiles when she's done swallowing and says "that was a lot"
>we cuddle and sleep for the rest of the night, I drive her back to her dorm the next morning, never see her again

the end faggots

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>I was about to turn 18,
>Talked to this 16 y.o chick in my spanish class about the fact i cant believe ima turn 18 and still havent fucked anyone,
>we continue chatting after school and she ends up doing a dildo show on cam (MSN times, RIP)
>The next day I turn 18 and after school we go to my dorm, smoke some weed, open up a beer n bomb some kratom (not exactly a great mix for a first time but hey)
>We make out and clothes go off quickly, loving her perky small tits and shaved cunt with a lil landing strip shaped like a triangle.
>eat her out til she cums hard
>she proceed to blow me for a good while, enjoying life.
>Decide it's time and make her ride me then blow me til i shoot the load straight down her throat.

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I was 15 she was 17. We had a few common friends and made out at a party. The following monday she asked if i wanted to go over to her place after school to fuck. I said yeah for sure. Trying to play it off like it was no big deal. I was nervous as all hell. I smoked a huge joint and when i got to her place i smoked way to much weed to calm myself down which was a mistake. She put on nine inch nails and started sucking my dick and i fell asleep mid suck. She got really mad and i came clean and told her i was a virgin and got super high cause i was nervous. Her tone switched and we went to her bedroom and i ate her out then fucked her. She was really cool about the whole thing and we fucked a few times through the school year. Side note my dad picked me up at her place and told me i smelled like pussy on the ride home but he said it with a smile on his face and gave me a pat on the back walking into our house.

Mine sounds so much like a porn movie no one usually believes me.

Not the point. Real or fake, hit us with it.

My best friends mom at 16. She used to puke on my cock purposefully and it felt really good

29
>haven't
Thinking of being asexual

>my dad picked me up at her place and told me i smelled like pussy on the ride home but he said it with a smile on his face and gave me a pat on the back
so wholesome to not have a gay son

>Be me, anime convention
>I'm wearing cosplay and i get photos from people and I get photos from them
>Since it was the 10th anniversary of the con there was meant to be an after party with music performance and booze
>Enter Lucoa cosplayer
>She was a nice 8/10 qt.
>I get her photo with her and she asked me if I wanted a drink
>Time to note, I was 17 at the time and she was 23
>I told her I would but I'm underage but she was like "Nah, it's fine I got this"
>idon'tlikewherethisisgoing.jpeg
>She gives me like 5 drinks of vodka and I was fucked up and I was going to have to catch the train home already
>She's smashes down 7 drinks but she is totally fine
>Eventually she asked to come into the bathroom with her
>I told her no I think that's illegal
>fuckit.png
>So i went in with her and I've fucked her
>After I nutted twice I passed out on the toilet
>ffw 5 hours
>I wake up and I still see her but now she's passed out
>I figured if anybody caught me right now, shit was going to get fucking crazy so I left
>Thankfully by then I could drive and I would have enough adrenaline to be able to get back to my house without too much hassle

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>be hopeless 20 yo
>Desperately want to know what intercourse but I'm hopeless
>Stumble upon Backpage
>Escort with hot pictures
>Call her
>Set up for tonight
>Scared as shit, not because of my first time but because I might get jumped by niggers or cop sting operation
>Go in her place
>Not the girl from pictures
>Ugly face but good ass
>I'm here so might as well do it
>Pretend like this isn't my first time because fear of being judged
>Tells me to get comfortable
>Takes off her shorts and gets on the sofa doggy
>Have a hard time finding her vagina with my penis
>Keep accidentally putting it in her ass
>Finally guides it in
>No longer a virgin
>Not as good as I thought it would feel but feels good nonetheless
>Keeps falling out
>Gets mad that it I keep pushing far away
>Ask her if she can do cowgirl because I thought it was
>Says she's bad it but does it
>She's bad it
>Lay her back on the sofa
>Cringlily but her legs over my shoulders like the porn movies
>I feel pathetic
>Tell her that it's my first time
>She can't believe and thinks I'm underage but tell her I'm not
>Try cowgirl on the floor
>Still bad
>Go to missionary on the floor
>Feels better but my knees were getting scraped
>Gets a text from her friends that they're coming back
>You have to leave now
>Didn't even cum
>Left with scraped knees
>Feel bad that I lost my virginity to a hooker and not to someone I love
>Get over it after a few minutes and embrace it as a life learning experience
>Drive home
The End

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