Do you have a beard? Why or why not?

Shaved faces are for hipster faggots that need all of their face exposed to feel attractive

I had one for a while. My wife loved it, especially when I came home smelling of woodchip and hard work.

Unfortunately there were too many pic related, and I shaved that fucker off.

Now my idea of a beard is; If you need a beard to look like a real man... Should probs hit the gym.

Really? Do you think the same about the hair on your head?

Technically he is right as you aren't pushing food into your skull like you are your mouth.

It’s very different, often there is actually fecal matter in most beards look it up

OP pic guy has a blond beard. It looks OK to me.

Of course I have a beard. God has decreed that all men grow their beards.

I started growing one 3 months ago for the first time in my life it actually looks badass. I have sexy ass Hunter eyes but my jawline isn't great since it's bulking season, so it works great.

All these fucking soyboys with their bug-eyes and beards tho lmfao if you're ugly you're ugly no beard is gonna hide that.

It's actually ironic why do these low T beta faggots grow beards all the time? Is it supplemental or...?

No because of genetics ;(

How in the fuck does one get fecal matter in their beard? Does no one wash their hands anymore?

What do beards on East Asians look like? I've heard that they have the lightest growth of most racial-ethnic groups around the world.

Beards are for sand niggers, and snow niggers

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Id assume that’s why, but no most people don’t wash their hands

Rate my beard boys

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I mean, besides the Native Americans, of course. They truly have the lightest growth of facial hair, now don't they?

I don't play the number game, but I think it looks good.

Bearded men are superior

Leviticus (19:27): “You shall not cut the hair on the sides of your heads, neither shall you clip off the edge of your beard.”

It works better with his hair than it would mine.

Yes. I've had one for 8 years. I just like how it looks. I'm 32 and if I shave I get ID'd for booze still.
I still think those Viking beards that are in now are faggoty and gross.

Yeah you guys cracked the riddle. After I shit on my hands, I like to wipe it off in my beard instead of washing my hands.

Come on now. There's no good reason beards should contain more fecal matter than your hair or your jacket unless you're eating some person's asshole.

You wash your beard like you wash your face, and if you don't then it's not the beard's fault that you have shit all over yourself.

I have, and it's just a myth.

Take a fucking shower dude

How does mine look? Only took a few days to get to this length.

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Well, people often think I'm a bit ocd about hand washing, but I work with food. Every time I hear about an e-coli outbreak somewhere I think 'some motherfucker didn't wash their hands'

A few days? I could maybe get to that length in around two weeks. That's impressive.

I just woke up.

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Fair enough

There's shit all over everything, everywhere..
We wipe our asses in this country. You're making contact with feces and washing your hands doesn't necessarily get it all. This is why a lot of other countries use bidets. Go on Amazon, 30 bucks. Best purchase you'll ever make.

Yeah. Traditional Jews, for instance, as well as many Orthodox/Eastern Christians, go for big beards as a result of Biblical tradition.

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Yes, Because my religion said so

Beards are based.

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About 2 months in atm

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Wearing the balbo, because it makes me look more friendly, is easy to maintain, is not worn by everybody and looks great with fancy clothes. all of my past gf's said they first talked to me because i look like an interesting guy. jokes on them i'm fucking boring loser with a nice beard

Beard, too lazy to shave.

Yeah, I'm about to shave it though. I mostly grow it out in the Winter.

I'm lazy and don't cut it.

No because I have personal grooming standards and/or I'm not a terrorist.

The Balbo beard is cool.

No
My work wont allow it and the beard I would grow is shitty anyways.

I do. Because I'm a man and men have beards. If you don't have a beard, you're a bitch.

as i said, i'm a boring idiot who plays videogames all the time but my beard got me laid.

>you'll get a laid in the next month but only if you post "thanks mr. balbo"
thanks mr balbo.

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Thanks, Mr. Balbo! I am religiously celibate, though. I wait until marriage, or maintain my chastity otherwise.

Based and Christpilled

Peach fuzz detected.

I have a kick ass jawline, women are staring at me all the time. A beard would ruin that, so no, I don't have a beard.

Also, 9 out of 10 beards look like disgusting pubic hair in the middle of the face. This includes for sure every single one of you wizards out there.

Thank you. I try to be.

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nicebeard

The key to any beard is to maintain it as diligently as you would the hair on your head. Gross beards are almost always accompanied by greasy unwashed hair on someone who had grown it out of laziness.

Yes because I am not a manlet unable to grow one nor seeking a new job and in need of keeping it shorn. Neither am I looking for some thot who only sleeps with baby faced fuckbois, as I have a woman who likes me looking like a Viking.

It makes my jawline look stronger.

There is fecal matter everywhere, literally everywhere, in the home. There is fecal matter on your toothbrush. Go watch some QI before you start spouting irrelevant shit.

Get a fucking haircut.

Not everybody needs an undercut, but it could be a little shorter, I suppose. I'm not him, either.

No because im too young to get a good one. Eventually 100% yes

No, because femboy twinks arent genetically programmed to have a beard so I cannot grow one.

No. I can't grow one... not that I ever tried.

Are both of you guys in your late teens or early twenties? It has taken me until around just recently, at 29, to grow something substantial enough to be satisfied with. I regularly keep to a shaven look, though.

22 here. I think a beard would ruin my trap body , lol

Oh, that's what you're going for? Why?

I am not going for anything.

Yes

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Yes because my wife likes it. Also it's been so long that my face is probably very white underneath it

Sort of. I buzz my face every couple weeks. Manscaping is for fags.

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I will when I can grow one that looks decent. My cheeks don't grow very well yet so I'm pretty much stuck with a chinstrap neckbeard otherwise.
Clean shaven me is like 5-8 years younger looking. I'd rather look like an adult but since my beard looks like shit I'm cursed to look 15.

i grow it because im always curious how i'd look in the wild
essentially

i dont have a good one
stache doesnt connect my cheeks are pretty bare but its fun
i like it

dad never grew one but fuck im not hunting puss so i dont give a fuck

i literally have 1 friend i see regularly cause he lives with me lol, bigboi social life i know