I’m a dude with longish hair...

Men usually dont grab hair in fights but if you want to be able to defend against it then get a short haircut.

Ponytail, and tuck it in your collar hole.

A fuckin haircut, you silly twat

>Never been in a street fight or dealt with assault charges

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This

If another man is prepared you will loose but if someone does not see It coming you have a 80% chance to get them down so you can finish, you need to hit them before they even have a reason to think you would

Well go strike someone first and hope they dont turn bitch and hit you with charges

Being prepared is another you just shouldn't strike first for legality reasons, and head butting someone in a fight is a quick way for you to get chinned

This. The 90s is over.

When he grabs your hair and pulls, it will create momentum forwards. Instead of pulling away, lean into it and use the force to quickly bring your chin down and vigorously suck his dick.

If you know someone is feeling itchy, you don't wait for them strike first. That's that dumbest fucking excuse ever! I'm not some Rambo Terminator badass. Got my ass handed to me plenty of times, but I've dealt it too, and only once have I been pressed with charges. Charges that dropped to fines on top of that. You don't stay around and wait for police, and the one who got the bad end of it usually don't call the them either way.

This

Friction for a guillotine greatly stops your shot. You basically have a GI grip on head control.

This. If they get a good hold of your hair, especially from behind, the fight is over.

You have no idea how HARD this fucks you over.

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You can make distance between yourself and the aggressor before they act, dont get in someones face if they are itchy. Nor was i saying wait for the cops.

Starting to doubt you more user

If it isn't a snap down it's a muay thai clinch people have deathly grips a hair grip you can't break. Either way you're on bottom.

The handicap for the double leg vs the guillotine choke.

topkek

Feint high, then crush their knee with a low kick. Go for the eyes and neck too. If it's good enough for girls, it's good enough for girly haired men.

This. Niggers and beaners will immediately grab your hair, possibly scratching you with their germs in the process.

>dont get in someones face
Exactly what 99% of people do before ever raising a fist. Get in your face, huff up their chest, yell, rub foreheads. = Headbutt. Over. Goes home.

Not rocket science unless you're shaking from adrenaline and spas out.

and if you get suckerpunched?

Put small nettles threw out your hair

Then I get suckerpunched?! There is no guarantee for anything. What if he pulls a gun? What if he pulls a knife? What if he has a bat? What if there are more than one? Run.

Lol learn BJJ....any kind of holding and grabbing if you’re a blue belt you can defend yourself and not get completely humiliated. I have long ass hair and I feel you....in a fight if someone decides to grab a hold of me, get ready motherfucker.

This. If they grab your hair, commit to having a chunk ripped out, and get your hands around their throat, and finish it. Violence is not a toy. You have no reason to think they'll be satisfied with just beating you. You should assume they're trying to kill you and act accordingly. You have a right to protect your life.

being a real man and shawing bald? duh...

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And also, hair is just hair. If someone wants to grab it then you let them. Learn some wrist control and wrist locks/kimura

>best course of action
Kill yourself tonight, thus avoiding the possibility of any future fights.

Go for the balls if its a guy, if its a woman bite

Take my advice with a grain of salt too. In a street fight you’ll get attacked by the fuckers friends and shit. One on one? bjj friend

Tuck it into your blouse,ma'am

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Put it up I always put it up whenever I go in public I don't like the wind always blowing it in my face and I can never have the windows down in my car so just always keep it up and you should be fine

Only nigs do this

Bend down and submit.

Watch a bunch of black girls fight on YouTube most take out there wigs most some do quickly tuck It back, learn from the best mate it’s a common issue in the black girl community

Not only. Females do it as well.

Make sure you have ur period while your driving,faggot

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Australian.

Cool.

You sound insecure and very lonely friend

Fuck almost quads

Yes niggers. And there are a lot of them. And wall jumping, border-nigger, faggot, degenerate beaner, spic animal, fucking trash wetback, filth ass, Mayan garbage.

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Did some Mexican dude fuck your girl? Holy shit man

Don't let them grab your hair or train to desensitize yourself to having it pulled. My martial arts teacher wouldn't let me have anything other than a buzz cut until having someone grab at my hair wouldn't be a problem.
I quiet literally had to earn the right to have a hair style.

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Just aim for the throat.

>headbutt on the ridge of the nose
So you've never actually been in a fight. There is .00000000000001% chance you will land that. Life isn't fake self defense videos. In real fights people actually move around. Head butting someone that grabs your hair is almost impossible. Go to a jiu jitsu class or something if you actually want to learn anything real.

you will never be in one so don't worry. guys don't pull hair either

If they pull hair or eye gouge then just stab them silly

Watch Joe Rogan, try DMT

Assuming the headbutt lands flush, yeah it’s effective. But if you miss, good dang ol luck man

Cutting your hair

Chances are if you get eye gouged you have lost the fight anyway...

Im sure that my long hair isn't falling in my eyes while I'm fucking your mother's asshole insecurely in a lonely way,miss

Hahaha that’s a good laugh man, good luck friend

Shave your head and slather yourself with vaseline under an easily torn away latex outfit.

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Uppercut. If some fag grabs your hair his entire side is open.
Its gonna hurt so you'll just have to let Mr. Adrenaline deal with the pain.

Cut it off beforehand... dumbass...

It will never land flush because no one will stand still that fucking long in a street fight unless you have them pinned to the ground. Heads move slow and are super easy to dodge or block because they are giant. If someone grabs your hair, your snatch their fucking elbow up and snap it (and probably get some hair pulled out). Or you take your free two arms and pick them up and slam them since they are dumb enough to get close and only have one arm free.
t. jiu jitsu guy. There's a reason when someone shoots in you let go of the clinch (on the back of the head) do stop them.

>lonely
He's a fucking degenerate homosexual reject.

Lol guy...if you know how to shoot a double leg.....ok, no. Learn a single leg, easy as fuck. If you’re not a bitch and commit to a single leg you’re good. Grab hold and drag. Wtf? Go for a mount or take the back. Blue belts these days will ruin any untrained “tough guy”

headbutt that motherfucker right in the mouth, repeat until you've pumped yourself up enough to lift their body into the air and down into the ground, your grip on them and commitment is what matters

And also to headbutt, if you feel like you’re in real physical danger...grab fuckheads shirt or whatever you can grab in front of you to give you leverage...and drive the top of your forehead into fuckhead’s nose. Good night chief

Defensive grappling teaches hair grabbing. Where the head goes the body follows. If it give you an advatage do it. Fuck honor, history is written by the victor. Off the gym mats one good punch makes you a vegetable because you cracked your head on the ground.

ICE needs to kill as many of you Mexican'ts all as possible, Pablito. Esta comprende? Si, quero matar.

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What are you even saying retard?
>guy against you shoots single or double leg
>you still hold the clinch
Are you a fucking retard or did you COMPLETELY misunderstand

suck his dick but do it in a surprising manner

You sound tough :x

Cool, so you're dumb and can't read. Got it.

You can’t read either? Wow hey what’s up man welcome!

>"The best course of action is to try and avoid an altercation altogether but obviously that can't happen every single time so what you can do is act like a ghetto woman when she is about to fight and tie your hair and drop your belongings"
>see nigger
>he thinks i disrespected him
>WAIT DUDE LE-
>*BOOM*
>knocked the fuck out like a pussy bitch, fitting for his hair
nice one champ
>t. insecure balding hairlets
low testosterone faggot who will probably actually be balding and cry about it on the internet when nothing reverses it

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Headbutts are only really effective at close range and as an opening move before shit starts getting dynamic. Otherwise they’re pretty much useless

Your better off not getting into a fight.

If you do start it and never turn your back on someone. Don't give them a chance to sucker punch you and grab your silly ass haircut.

Most people don't know how to fight. learn to punch (just practice.) A single good punch vs someone who doesn't know how to fight WILL most fights.

If it doesn't and the man knows how to fight. RUN. He will fuck your shit up. It's really not worth it at that point.

Honestly plan on them grabbing it and work from there.. if they grab your hair, know some fucking jiu jitsu to take advantage of the situation and break both their elbows. You can't defend them from grabbing your hair unless you're a better striker than them. Your options are jiu jitsu or shave it shorter

Fuck her rings are huge. Her paddle arm must be lethal.

You’ve gotten all the advice you need OP. Now go.

braid it if you can... Urijah Faber

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long hair has been around since the creation of mankind

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Thats what he just fucking said, the 90's.

You cut it off, you don't go looking for trouble, and you carry a gun in case it finds you anyway.

Is this a music video or a porno? I don't know.