I’ve been a hospital security supervisor for 3 years now and seen all sorts of shit...

how much does it pay?

Wow

A while back some user posted a greentext where he said he was working at a hospital, and one night when he thought he was totally alone he snuck into the morgue and fingered a dead 12 year old girl. Later the security guard confronted him and said "don't come back and I won't report you". Was that you by any chance? If not, any good necro stories?

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Doctorfag again here. Donor milk use is pretty common. If a mom wants to breastfeed but her milk hasn't come in yet or she is having difficulty with latching or pain, she can tell staff to use donor milk for the time being.

Interactions with shit are kinda rare but when it does happen it’s the worst liquid diarrhea. Back before was a supervisor I had a patient who was on hold (meaning they can’t leave) shift in the middle of the room the started to fling it on the walls n even tried to at me before we restrained her.

security supervisor? does that mean you're usually on the floor getting feces thrown at you by escaped psych wardies?

or do you sit in an office safe from all the smelly hobos trying to get inside.

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I started out making $15/hr as a regular guard but right now I make $27/hr

All colors?So black?Do you have a gun or a taser?and if you do.Do you sometimes use it to abuse black people for the keks.Ik I do im a license certified cop.

why would you quit a job making $27/hr??

I have to deal with the hobos with the way it’s set up we have patient watches/ holds an I have an officer that does it for the shift but when shit hits the fan I have to be the first to make contact I’ve been hit,bit, spit on had hair pulled all sorts of shit

Yeah but like I said it’s a mix of all colors. An yeah we carry taser x26’s we can’t really do it mostly cause I don’t wanna be bother to write up an IR plus we have cameras in the rooms we keep patients on hold so if I tased someone n wasn’t justified I’d get fired n have a lawsuit on my ass

I found a better paying job this was supposed to be only for experience for law enforcement while I finished my degree.

I gotcha as security we didn’t really have to deal with taking donation much let alone breastmilk ones so was rare for me but I had the couple in my years asking me where they could donate

No that wasn’t me at my hospital we keep a tight watch on the morgue only security has the keys and we have to go in pairs when we move dead bodies. Sorry Not my thing so I don’t.

Speaking as a state licensed, you know, REAL peace officer, how does it feel being a faggot security guard like a guy hired to guard a grocery store parking lot, or a Walmart?

Is it fun to have a pretend badge that means practically nothing and might as well be gold foil wrapped chocolate?

How do you feel when a real police officer has to be called when you have real shit go down and have no legal power to enforce anything meaningful?

Is it like calling your Mom and Dad?

Glad you're quitting, securitybro. Go to the academy.

Most insane thing that you lost sleep over

cool!!! good for you OP :)

gonna call bullshit on this

you probably look like this guy

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That’s what I was doing and why I’m quitting seeing as I’m 23 now n finished my 4 year criminal justice degree I was 20 when I started n couldn’t do police academy so I figured I’d get experience in a job field that’s a bit similar that’s why I choose hospital n not like mall cop or loss prevention cause shit can get crazy with the meth head who wants to take a bite out of a nurses arm.

not everyone is a powertripping cumguzzler

Am I allow to carry this dubs.Mr.Police Officer?

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The craziest most fucked up thing I had to deal with was a child came into the er through helicopter the kid got hit by a blade on farming equipment n sliced his stomach open his intestines were almost spilling out when he came in. In all the confusion my supervisor at the time told me an another to keep all visitors out of the er room until they could do something to stabilize him. We had told hold back the kids crying father as he heard his son dying in the room over the guy broke down on the floor in front of us. I learned the kid later died to his injuries that night on the overnight shift his dad I guess started bashing his head into a wall when he found out n was placed on suicide watch. I can still hear the kids and fathers screams n see the kid being rolled in the the ambulance bay with his small intestines spilling onto his legs.

Thanks for the support brother :)

I member that thread
Thought it was bullshit

What state

Did it gage you ptsd.

Arkansas

>given lethal doses of medications.

Uhh, wat?

Sounds fuckered

Whats the hottest story of catching staff members fucking on shift

How many passed out drunk bitches have you fucked?

No it didn’t really effect me to bad it was just the fact I was holding a father back while his son was dying he threatened me at first then started begging to let him in until he eventually broke down in front of me an the other guard an then just seeing something like a 12 year old with his intestines spilling out just doesn’t go away but doesn’t really effect me much.

Sounds like my daily shift at chuck cheese

Didn’t really ever catch people but once while doing an external patrol on a graveyard shift I pulled up on a nurse fucking her charge nurse in his car in the back lot I was cool with both of them and they were out fo view of cameras so I didn’t report it n just let them be.

None of they come in to an er for drugs/alcohol they are really nasty like shit I would touch with a 50 ft pole some of the bitches that come in n when I have to search and log their stuff I gag from the smell

Have you ever killed a man? Also what kindof shifts do you work. I bet a lot of back shift

Any creepy/paranormal stories?

I have not but have almost came close before we had tasers a man who was hopped up on meth came in n was going to places on a hold he was kinda cooperative at first but when the nurse was evaluating him he bit her and and wouldn’t let go he ripped a mouth sized piece of her forearm out then began to attack the phlebotomist who was taking his blood. The meth man broke the dudes nose n chipped some teeth the officer that was outside ran in to try n subdue him but the guard got pinned to the ground n was getting his face smashed in I ran in and put the dude in a choke hold for what I think on the cameras was 3 minutes before he finally passed out when I was done his neck was so bruised a doctor was surprised I didn’t break it.

Do your initials start with an R?

I worked swings 3-11pm. What you mean by back shifts?

I’ve had a few but the creepiest is one night while on graveyard shifts at about 02:00 I was patrolling in the basement where the morgue is by this time all facilities staff had gone home so basement was empty except me I was in towards the back I heard a door slam shut. So I went to investigate when I got over to the spot I heard it no one was there when across the room I swore I heard a child’s laugh n footsteps I hoped the fuck out of there n didn’t go to the basement passed 9 pm for like 2 weeks.

They do not.

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Ever save somebody's life? Are the engineering staff cool to you?

What do you do for work?

Is American healthcare so absolitely 3rd world trash that a child is allowed to be transported with his organs showing, and NOTHING is being done to address the issue? I kind of call bullshit because ANY medical transport would have prepped the patient and prevented the wound from being exposed to various elements

No there’s not much as a guard we can do in a hospital full of medical staff other than just assist them but I hope to at least save 1 life in my future career. Yeah all the staff are super cool there’s a few asshats but that comes with every job but for the most part all the staff I work with a awesome.

Why do you type like an uneducated knuckle dragging redneck retard?

Being an officer is PERFECT for you, but, i'm curious if you ever feel like a retard when you're around normal functioning people? Or are you types not equipped with emotional intelligence?
Like...do you feel feelings?

Why did you block out the badge number on a generic security badge?

The child had gauzes and pads applied and wrapped tight to keep pressure on the wound n prevent external elements. He has if I remember correctly 2 layers but due to excessive bleeding it was difficult to keep it contained n by the time they landed and wheeled him in you could see his small intestine

I just did it in case it has any ties back to me and or my company, just so I don’t get called in by hospital he cause they found this thread.

Unrelated but since its a medical topic:

How soon are they gonna send debt collectors over my hospital bills?

I personally don’t want to disclose the company or hospital now just so I can finish up my last few weeks on good terms but if this topic does well I might make another in the future and disclose a bit more information.

I’m not sure I’d be able to help but I could probably ask around and get you an estimate after my shift.

Maybe now you’ll get a real job. Hospital security guys are generally tools who want to be cops but can’t pass entrance tests. And being a cop isn’t the stuff of rocket science so, yeah, there’s that.

Have you seen women get forced into getting c sections?

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This

That’s why I’m quitting the only reason I worked security is cause I was 20 at the time and needed to be 21 to do police academy so I did another 2 years of school and worked now I’m enlisting in the next academy since I’m 23 now.

Then go feds. Trust me I know.