Just got back from church, it was pretty depressing. Can we have a YLYL?

just got back from church, it was pretty depressing. Can we have a YLYL?

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It's ok user, I go with my parents too. You can love your family and still hate their flying spaghetti monster

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this guy knows

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actually spit out my fucking coffee

Lost as soon as i opened the thread

I want this to be real, I really do.

Its not my fault religion is funny

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The flying spaghetti monster has done more good for this world than your entire pitiful lineage ever will. If you can't differentiate the lessons of church&community without just assuming its all nonsense because the main premise is false then I suppose you can't learn any important lessons from movies tv or fictional books since they're all false as well.
Fucking
Fedora'd
Faggots

I guess your right. I learned that religious people are fucking cancer and need to destroyed. That lesson has really pushed my life in a good direction.

>die in a hole you filthy christnigger
>jesus is a lie
>christfags are plebs
>you're such a faggot I can feel it from fort meade

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fuck

>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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your religion is literally this stupid

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user, I don't think the poster is a Christnigger, he was just talking about morals or life lessons that are taught through religions.
>Inb4 I get called a christnigger even though I'm not

Kill yourself

He started it and now we all know hes a faggot. I know you're not a christnigger user

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Welcome newfriend. How's your first day?

why did I just lose to this and it's not even a meme

It's my second dumbass. I ain't no cringe normie >=(