just got back from church, it was pretty depressing. Can we have a YLYL?
Just got back from church, it was pretty depressing. Can we have a YLYL?
It's ok user, I go with my parents too. You can love your family and still hate their flying spaghetti monster
this guy knows
actually spit out my fucking coffee
Lost as soon as i opened the thread
I want this to be real, I really do.
Its not my fault religion is funny
The flying spaghetti monster has done more good for this world than your entire pitiful lineage ever will. If you can't differentiate the lessons of church&community without just assuming its all nonsense because the main premise is false then I suppose you can't learn any important lessons from movies tv or fictional books since they're all false as well.
Fucking
Fedora'd
Faggots
I guess your right. I learned that religious people are fucking cancer and need to destroyed. That lesson has really pushed my life in a good direction.
>die in a hole you filthy christnigger
>jesus is a lie
>christfags are plebs
>you're such a faggot I can feel it from fort meade
fuck
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
your religion is literally this stupid
user, I don't think the poster is a Christnigger, he was just talking about morals or life lessons that are taught through religions.
>Inb4 I get called a christnigger even though I'm not
Kill yourself
He started it and now we all know hes a faggot. I know you're not a christnigger user
Welcome newfriend. How's your first day?
why did I just lose to this and it's not even a meme
It's my second dumbass. I ain't no cringe normie >=(