Do you eat ass, b? If an ugly fucker like me can get pussy, we’re all safe

Do you eat ass, b? If an ugly fucker like me can get pussy, we’re all safe

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nah, skipping them fecal licking remnants for degenerates like yourself.

>Do you eat ass, b?
no, i'm not jewish.

I’m not either
I mean if you fuck with women who leave shit on their ass after they’re done then that’s on you bro

Hello user, I'm also ugly, get ass, and eat ass. Nice to meet those of the peak of human intellect. Godspeed user.

>implying the ass your chomping down on is scrubbed and clean
Your girl could take it or leave it, trust me. It's your own twisted obsession that really does nothing for you in the end, does it?

Hahahahaha shut up faggot

My guy

Nah she loves it, makes her pussy drip. I’m sorry you’re only used to missionary and you think rubbing the clit like a scratch off is pleasurable

This guy, this fat virgin incel neckbeard fedora wearing trap fapper thinks he can tell me what my woman likes lol once you make a woman cum for the first time then we can talk bud but until then go back to your Loli porn and mommy made chicken nuggies

I think he’s pissed bc not only is he uglier than me (which is hard to do) his dick is also much much smaller, so even if he could somehow convince a woman to sleep with him, it’d be two minutes of shamefully avoiding eye contact and never speaking again

Bet you think squirting is "female cum" as well?

Squirting only happens in porn. Otherwise, it’s piss. Next

>my woman
>your Loli porn and mommy made chicken nuggies

lol, projecting this hard... only thing you'll ever fuck is your hand, you and me both know that is true.

I’m sure it’s easier for you to tell yourself I’m larping and that’s fine I really couldn’t give a fuck less what you think lol just fuck off to another thread why tf are you even still here

Realistically why would I lie and say that’s me, you think I’m proud to look 30 at 22? Lol if I was gonna larp I’d atleast pick a picture of a good looking guy

women aren't real

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rape someone

Never had gf so no and eating ass wouldnt be high on ny priority

I would start with some handholding and maybe a hug, i would be happy with just some eyecontact aswell

>why tf are you even still here
Because I like you.

You keep going back to how "ugly" and your looks. Your gf must think your confidence is a real turn-on, eh? lol

he probably is very average looking and thinks he is "ugly" when comparing to models or actors

ttpical normiefag thought process

I just have a massive cock to make up for my lower than average looks. I’m also smart as fuck so there’s that. I’m cool with myself man I wouldn’t change a thing. I think she loves that I know exactly what I got going for myself and I’m confident with that. I don’t need to feel like I’m mcdreamy or anything more than what i am

The little things like this are what I find I miss the most when she’s away

I’m kidding my dick is average too haha

I would feel cleaner sucking a dick than putting my mouth on a womans ass.