OH NO NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO NO

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I never blame women when they want money in a divorce. I would do the same honestly.

what was that saying...

ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU...

YO LIL DONNIE

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De niro is such a sex pervert. Watch a bronx tale.

at least get your marriage license in a state that won't completely destroy you

Greedy gold-digging negress? I don't believe it.

gibs me dat

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE

t. woman

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That's a tranny, right? Damn, this dude could have gotten any young hot chick and hooked up with one that looks like a pre op trans. WTF

She must've given the best blowjobs for him to marry and then impregnate her three times

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The curse strikes once more

6.5m isn't enough?

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imagine having a wife/exwife so comfortable around you she knows she can rob you blind and you wont murder her

>lawyer says "here's the maximum amount we can get you, you just have to comply with this sheet of false premises you were lead to believe about the prenup and make all of these accusations"
>"btw I work on percentile contingency :^)"

>limited to a 6M apartment, 500k cash and 1M alimony
>limited
Women were a mistake

>thinking even in their prime that sheboon was worth a quarter of a billion dollars

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she looks like she fucks white boys

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Jesus that chick is hot

Based.

>inb4 feminist California judge rips up the prenup
OH NO NO NO NO

TRUMP CURSE

Reverse toll?

AY HOL UP WE WUZ MOBSTERZ N EATIN LOBSTERZ N SHIET

>marrying a flight attendant

he signed his own death warrant years ago

Eddie Murphy called it 30 years ago.

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>make your living by joking about how getting married is retarded beyond belief
>marry a sheboon

Can't wait to see him get justed.

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Somewhere out there is an alternate universe where Robert married a Stacey and their Chad sons became massive movie stars. Truly this is the worst timeline

Is that even possible? You signed a prenup how can you get around that?

to be fair, that nigress had to fuck that ugly creepy manlet at least THREE TIMES to produce and birth those goblino children. if I had to fuck robert deniro I'd be asking for way more than a quarter billion dollars.

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kek good edit, user

A MUTT

Give it to me raw and wrigglin

>Is that even possible? You signed a prenup how can you get around that?

oh sweet summer child

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That's common law for you.

He just has a fetish for ugly black women.

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Judges in California have been known to throw out prenups because YAAAAS. Judges can technically do whatever they want.

Dayum

He could have had a 10/10 trophy wife who gave him a son that actually looks like him, but instead he married a goblin that gave him goblin spawn

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>Burn the coal
>Pay the toll

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How. Literally how?

>tfw you will never be the chad son of one of Hollywood's most based actors
Why even live?

Couldn't he have at least gotten with a qt like Pam Grier?

Judges, left or right, will tell you to your face that they don't care what the the law, or your duly notarized agreement, says. Their word is the law.

The notion of an unelected, lifelong position of final authority almost defeats the entire purpose of the American revolution.

>falling for the marriage scam
that shit made sense 150 years ago, now is fucking retarded if you're a man

Light skin/half black chicks love white meat. Just saying.

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Peak American

the little devil spawn

This. Of all black women put there he decided to marry someone that looks like a tranny from a John Waters movie.

Did he meet her before he was famous or something?

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We are going to breed blacks out of existence don't worry.

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let's be real here, the real reason why these kids look like goblins is because both parents were older when they were born, not because of racemixing.

>make living whoring your face everywhere
>hide famous face

wtf

this mule is comin after his 40 acres

Trump curse strikes again

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yeah because women get pregnant from blowjobs
retard

That's not how it works, sweety

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>a $6 million apartment

where is there even an apartment worth that much?

According to wikipedia they met in 1987 and got married in 1997 when she was 42, so he was already a big star.
I don't get it either.

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tits or gtfo

That's an oof from me, bro. Why don't you go back and reread that post

I'M STILL JUST A GOY IN A CAGE

HELP ME HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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could you, if you're a rich connected celebrity, take it to a higher court for retrial?

That's New York, baby

1 bedroom 1 bath in San Francisco

>64-year old former flight attendant
LMAO

>making the father of your children hate you for the rest of his life just for MORE money
Women are the worst meme ever

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I visit one often worth as much as above in NYC.

The Trump curse is once again real. Just do movies, you fucks.

wait isn't a prenup literally in place to stop exactly this? what's the point of it otherwise?

TRUMP CURSE STRIKES AGAIN

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Cali judges and lefty judges have to be the first to go.

Based

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the high price is basically a "get away from niggers and spics" tax

Oh come on, don't act like white women don't do the same shit.

Whyteboi couldnt handle all that AYUS

Didn't deniro buyout some protected Bahamas land to build resorts at through some jew law trickery? I heard there were calls to boycott his movies a while back cuz he had scammed the bahamanians out of their own land

>be worth half a billion dollars
>marry a used up old hag
He literally could have gotten any virginal teenage girls he wanted

Scientists have discovered what the average American will look like in 2060 and it's beautiful.

>40 million dollars to live in a human hive

Why not buy a deluxe mansion upstate and spend the remaining 35 million dollars on maintaining a helicopter to take you to New York whenever you want

Explain Scott Eastwood

It's going to be bought by some Chinese Billionaire as a way to hide cash from the state

>Reverse toll?

Drill the oil, deliver half of your spoils

Hey i would fuck black woman if i had chance.

>literally the most "connected" age in history
>I must spend millions living in the absolute centre of this particular place to survive

Why is Terrance doing this ?

we handle that shit just fine black boy shiiiiiiiiiiiet

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Okay in that picture she looks pretty good.

That's Pam, ya dingus.

You CAN'T?!! Your mother has some explaining to do.
t. Your dad

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They don't really like kinky shit, but the blowjobs are always 10x better.

people say black dont crack but black women get the worst stretchmarks, especially on their ass

>be the second wife of a rich and famous movie star
>spend his money like a shopaholic
>get divorced
>somehow expect the same lifestyle despite not wanting to be with husband anymore

Nope. Fuck off. Shes getting more than enough.

The Amazon guy's wife did "deserve" the money however. She was with him from the start. She didnt marry him due to his wealth or fame. She genuinely married an ambitious middle class guy.

Incels come in all shapes, sizes, and colors

based boomer

This, men deserve to be exploited.

true

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Black makes me go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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He was famous and handsome and yet it's still the best he can bang ?

and he calls trump a mutt lmao what a fucking joke

t. Negro incel

Oh shit, i fucked up.

>The notion of an unelected, lifelong position of final authority almost defeats the entire purpose of the American revolution.
The revolution was about independence from Bongistan, not about abolishing monarchy

wasn't there a problem with gang members joining the military just to learn how to use weapons

>women deserve money for marrying someone before they become millionaires

reminder this is a holdover from times when women would starve to death from not having an income and is completely invalid from a governmental and societal ethics standpoint, but will never get overturned because divorce law is big dollars

Trump will always have something DeNiro won't have, a good looking son

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Yeah there was a vid of a ex marine gang member in a shootout with police. He rushed at them and sliced the pie and kept moving forward. Killed a couple cops

>t. Negro incel
Technically I'm a half-negro incel

prenups are memes. if I was ever a filthy rich guy that wanted to get married I'd put a bunch of my dough in offshore accounts first.

sad!

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Did anyone make the Robert (no) DiNero joke yet?

based bleachkrieg posters

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I guess even make coalburners need to pay the toll

Then why did they write the constitution?

the fuck is the point in a pre-nup if it don't mean sheeeeit.?

he was right. trump is a punk

He dated prime Naomi Campbell to be fair, his taste isn’t that fucked up

The things I would do to 1970s Pam Grier, good lord

Is that even a moving average? Not to shit on the message of the graph

Bleaching is too good for this board.

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Make sure you use protection because black women and people in general are STD factories.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA wtf am I reading???

divorce industry is a lucrative industry

>2019
>getting married

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MARRIED KEKS RIGHT NOW

I love when Yea Forums does the science.

So, what protect men from having 50 percent of their wealthy taken if prenups means fuck all? You're telling me a man can work of 30 years building his wealth, marry some slut for a year or two, and that slut can then go to a judge and get half of his wealth she had nothing to do in building?

The curse of Trump strikes again.

So many victims.

first post worst post

>women
>suffering consequences of their actions

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>She didnt marry him due to his wealth or fame. She genuinely married an ambitious middle class guy.
Well no he was a high flyer at a very large NY hedge fund. The year after they got married he was appointed senior vice president. It's not like he was repairing alternators in Buttfuck, Ohio.

fucking race traitor

it sounds like it was poorly drafted or failed state requirements

one year the marriage could possibly be annulled but two years she absolutely can rob him blind

nigger cope

>repairing alternators in Buttfuck, Ohio.
he said middle class, not working class

if you think you have to sign a prenup you shouldn’t marry. pretty simple

The cost of living in nyc always astounds me when I look it up

you don't read so good do you?

The only thing you can do is right before you start divorcing liquidate all your assets and buy the largest diamond you can find, and then put it in your pocket and run away

lul

Based race mixers

>the fuck is the point in a pre-nup if it don't mean sheeeeit.?
it doesn't mean shit because the courts let women get with anything. how is that not reading well?

Why do spouses have to split half the money in a divorce? Even money and business decisions made before the marriage? The leech of the marriage rarely did anything that influenced the business decisions or made any impacts on the amount of money the successful one makes. Why do they deserve half just because of marriage??

If you think it's bad in the USA, in France, you can't even get a DNA test to prove whether the kid is yours or not.

have an std test

***get away with anything

Dracarys

I thought mixed children were supposed to be the most beautiful? was I lied to user?

actually no, they got nothing from annulments, they only got third of husband's proper after the death of the husband (dower).

imagine the smell

>white guys acting all smug until niggers start blacking white women

they act like only white people hate them. Even real Africans hate American blacks for their snotty attitudes. the whos got em so riled up that once it does hit the fan they'll wish they werent so fucking retarded.

T.spic with a few woke black friends who realize what actually os going on.

the ones that bang the black women don't care about that though

LMAOOOO

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novecento is worse

Go for it negronoid

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ok I'm fucking laughing

It takes 1 or 2 generations. Black on White produces a mutt. But If the mutt hooks up with another white person it's the magic 25% where most of the negroid features are removed.

So you can be based in your own way and have chad children.
Otherwise, yeah, just neck urslf

his comedy act will become amazing once he feels enraged and betrayed

Jesus this man is an embarrassment. Literally flushed his genes down the toilet by having mutt children and got KEKED for half his shit by a nigger and on top of that is a far left pussy ass bitch. Good actor, but an utter embarrassment of a man.

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>good actor

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Stallone is the blackest one of them all

JUST'D.COM

>4channel was right once again
DO NOT MARRY AN NWORD

Dude those tits are huge

MMMOREEEE

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Now that’s a hootenanny!

Bobby, I don't know what the chances are that you're reading this right now, but for $6M flat I'll kill your wife.

Holy mother of fuck dem Stallones.

>Hightower’s frustration that she was not considered an equal led to their previous divorce in 1999, Mantel said.
>“That’s what caused the first divorce — we want a partnership,” Mantel said. “She enhances his goodwill. She enhances his career. ‘I agree you’re going to be my 50% partner’ — it’s in the agreement.
Why do people ever get married?
Neither of these clowns are religious, and they obviously don't love each other.
I hope they both find happiness in poverty after they blow the money.

Shoulda been Scott playing Sam flynn in Tron Legacy.

She didn't create that wealth. Im all for women not going into homelessness from divorce. That is not the case here. She might not have married when he was a billionaire but you would be hard pressed to show how a already wealthy mans wife contributed tens of billions of dollars of worth towards his company.

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Yea, I'm currently living in a downtown apartment in a huge city but only because I can't afford a house yet. When I first moved here I was really excited to live in an apartment with a great view in the middle of all the action, but I quickly realized it's a soulless experience living in such close proximity to a bunch of unfriendly strangers, and you have to contend with constant street noise and random issues in your building. I'm sure if you're really rich and you buy a five-star penthouse you would have your own private floor and the place would be extremely well sound-proofed, but even then I would rather just live in a big house in an all-white neighbourhood, especially if I were raising kids.

>all daughters
Always knew Stallone was a fanook

Uh no you can't do this whiteman no!

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This. Stop trying to turn this into a race issue when any woman would do the same.

nationalgeographic.com

Maybe with ghetto blacks.

>those stretchmarks
jesus CHRIST

The fuck is wrong with the skin on her ass?

>She enhances his career
Fucking how?

Trump Curse strikes again

>DON'T MARRY
Ftfy

>be de niro
>have incredibly successful, illustrious career
>make wag the dog in 1997
>offend global elite
>forced to marry new wife in 1997
>forced to make utter dogshit movies from '97-'19
>forced to parrot SJW propaganda
>divorce used as leverage to keep him in line
>film "the irishman" in 2019
>from wikipeida: "Now in his old age, Frank (De Niro) reflects back on the moments and hits that defined his mob career."
>reflects on his own career, says fuck it, wants to go out on his own terms
>tells wife to go fuck herself
>kino de niro back on the menu

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flight attendant

ends up making millions

but women are victims

>there genuinely are men out there that don't already know this
Jesus fucking christ. I bet you don't know that feminism has just been one massive hypocrisy after another since its inception either.

>She genuinely married an ambitious middle class guy.
They were both trust babies. Stop misrepresenting the situation; she was born into money, and married into more of it.

>an all-white neighborhood
That sounds nice until it turns out it full of white trash.

uh sweeties BWC m'kay?

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Institutionalized cucking. Amazing.

You can, but you need the mother's permission first. If she refuses then no test is needed; you've been cucked.

she's in the right though. That pre-nup isn't worth the paper it was printed on after 4 kids

yes of course, you have to pay for your lawyer and your wife's lawyer though

Why would that be true of a nice suburb?

>>forced to parrot SJW propaganda
dude hes a huge sjw himself-have you not seen his tirades on trump and the alt right?

The money's gone , and we couldn't do nothing about it.

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Actors always do these "boycotts" (like in Bahrain right now over their anti-gay laws) then they forget about them 6 months later and work there again.

based sullyposter

DRILL THE OIL
NOTHING BUT TOIL

I wonder what race the lawyer is too

All black women do. Don't let them trick you.

getting married.

>HAHAHAHHA You blew it !

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Would deniro allow trump to eat at nobu for a quarter billion?

>marrying a black

Well, you can't say he didn't have it coming.

prenups literally mean nothing. just never stay married to a bitch for 10 years or more

some judges would fuck you over anyway with alimony calling it a common law marriage because you were together for so long.

Lost

Holy mutt face

Don't let the little head tell the big head what to do

Seriously, no pity. You have to be hardcore stupid to still marry a woman, what a blatantly terrible idea

this is why women deserve everything bad that ever happens to them.

Yes...his final phase of being an anti-trump cuckfag is complete.

When there is another 243.5mm available, why would you settle for 6.5mm? Are you a fucking moron?

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>1 mil a month for doing absolutely nothing
>still not enough
>women

LOL! Jesus this man is an embarrassment. Literally flushed his genes down the toilet by having mutt children and got KEKED for half his shit by a nigger and on top of that is a far left pussy ass bitch. Good actor, but an utter embarrassment of a man.

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What sex perversions were in Bronx Tale?

>he said reaching his hand into the family sized bag of cheetos at his side next to his piss jars and shoveling the portion sized helping into his gaping maw chuckling at the pitiful LIBCUCK while smearing the residue on his cum stained pepe t-shirt

I'm legit torn on this. On the one hand fuck the money grubbing whore. But on the other hand I really do hate Robbie boy and would love to see him financially gutted and humiated.
She might have a tough time gettin around that prenup though. Assuming they had it all done through a lawyer that knew what he was doing she may not get anything more than what was agreed upon before the marriage. She can't want more all day long, but a prenup is a binding contract.

Why the fuck is divorce so fucking biased towards women?
>muh women need money to live
oh yeah? how about all of those movements enabling women to get fucking jobs and equal rights? what the fuck were those for? oh yeah they left out all the responsibilities.
at this point devorce is the most common fraud there is and it's even legal. people who marry in countires where this shit can happen are true retards.

>man worked his entire life and got well deserved money
>bitch comes, doesn't have to do shit, files a divorce, guaranteed half of it.
>legal

That's what he gets for taking in a nigger

I know right, monsters are real.

We live in a world where this piece of shit will me worth 256.5M

that's rich

Cuck's gonna cuck

you missed it bruh. way over your head

really shows how many fucks women give about their partners

He's Italian it's all that niggerlover shit got to his mind through his career

incel

whats worse ghetto niggers or white trash

Robert DeNegro is officially a scholastic joke as of now and I look forward to discriminating his children in the future.

Oh come on whites and minorities don't fuck black women.

What the hell is Meghan markle doing trying to climb up the social ladder where she is not wanted then?

Imagine spending it on rent.

That's almost as bad as putting a nigger through college for us to tolerate

hahahahahaha nigga what the absolute fuck are you talking about hahaha

That's the face of a bitch that doesn't deserve the money. These people being fed and sheltered are a sin. That is the face of a sin being committed

The most European feature. Does the devil want negro satan back?

You might do the same, but not honestly.

See this children? This is the face of a person that is going to hell. Don't be like him and his kind.

75-year-old acting legend
Gee.

>sheet

Needs a comic.

That's what he gets for coupling with a nigger.

What about those who marry different species?

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I think more people should do it for free.

>Sonia Orifice
>Using "fatter" in an abstract

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why the utter fuck would you want to get some dumb bitch who doesnt know how to handle a cock? Fuck that

Maybe then he can remake raging bull or stone next to Clint Eastwood's grave

she won't get it then if there was a prenuptial agreement

Can we get a sheeeit comic folks?

Sounds like a massive pain in the ass, but I bet there are many people willing to consult you on what to do with it for a salary amounting to an infinitesimal fraction of that amount.

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prenups don't protect you after the judge decides it wasn't enough and throws it out.

it was over my head because you said it twice? herp a derp