Guys, I need help. Why does my microwave go from 100 to 59?
Guys, I need help. Why does my microwave go from 100 to 59?
Adrian Myers
Bentley Bell
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Liam Cruz
Don't you know how to convert to microwave time?
Carson Taylor
It's a known problem caused by shitty components within the damn thing. Try to place a powerful magnet on it or microwave said magnet.
William Peterson
this is a question for the ages. get in here guys and figure this shit out with us.
Asher Hughes
microwave time
the hyperacceleration of microwave beams manipulates the curvature of space time
this often confuses the timing circuitry of the microwave
the hyperbolic curvature of a spoon will usually dampen the effects
Asher Morales
Dominic Barnes
Fucking Tesla trips
Checked
Benjamin Collins
1:00 is succeeded by 0:59. 1:00 indicates one minute and 0:59 means 59 seconds.
Jacob Garcia
what?
Jeremiah Allen
What the fuck are you talking about
Brandon Martinez
Cos its broke you gay faggot
Austin Sanchez
should i try and microwave something or just leave it on there and let it sit for a while?
Asher Nelson
how the fuck do i fix it though
Brayden Williams
It's 1:00 to 0:99 you fucking retard holy shit
Zachary Jenkins
Try typing in 99, you'll be in for a treat.
Anthony Turner
The metal component in the clock is fucked. You need to microwave a metal spoon and the metal particles get magnetised and vaporised and fill the clock with metal beams and fix it.
Daniel Nguyen
but then he isnt microwaving his food for 100 seconds dumbass
Kayden Long
Dude. Do u even study? We all know a minute has 99 seconds, that's why it's 1:00.
Learn to count before posting here, u faggot
Asher Scott
TECH HERETEK! You forgot he needs to include a ball of aluminium foil to restock the aluminum in it!
Jackson Murphy
>because that one second truly makes the difference between lukewarm microwave mac n cheese and piping hot microwave mac n cheese
bonus: you save half a second of your life every time you type in 99 instead of 100.