Celeb Thread

Celeb Thread
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Fellas!

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you force me to love you and i just sit here and take it

imagine being so desperate to blow guys for celebs but you have fucking pneumonia and cant stop coughing

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heyhey

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hey you niggress loving anonymouse

I'm sorry, I was just kidding
I don't have much money myself either :(

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Hurry be for IQ86 starts disckspamming.

Hello lovely anons

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Do it.

...

thats a very nice dua

Y'alright mate?

You know me
You love me
How's it hanging?

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good evening
kek, welcome back
just focus on getting better first and offer your bum, no coughing on dicks

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Pls this is too lood

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its like i never left.
actually not true, i cant believe how long this day feels

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Because you blow it all on pointyshootys lol

Hello there

brettygud, just doing some drinking and posting cutes/sloots
hows you?

I like her hat

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You know it

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i'd insert

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Oof sorry.
but can i politely say that i would go gay for tay?

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im about to get deep into some alien shit my Yea Forumsro
you ever wonder what ufos are all about?
they might be from earth they are saying wtf isnt that crazy

I need more.

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hello duanon

she's a qt isn't she

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>"hey faggot, suit up, we're going fire fighting"
all i ever wanted

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Evenin'
Top quality babs there user

>posting cutes/sloots
Sloots is the superior option
Don't deny it

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say: I'm a tight fucktoy for anons who need to relieve themselves for celebs
say it three times and great health and many loads will come to you
on a more serious manner, I sincerely wish you a quick recovery

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That's not a very witty filename.

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fuck that noise fire is fucking hot

Good thread so far boys.

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you are not a funny person

I'm a tight fucktoy for anons who need to relieve themselves for celebs

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Look who it is. How are you qts?

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i' m a tight fucktoy for anons who need to relieve themselves for celebs

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Insert what where? O_O'

No, I'm pretty sure UFOs are a result of people being people
Nothing more

You try your best but your impressed is showing

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Best legs

I'm a tight fucktoy fo r anons who need to relieve themselves for celebs

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second only to you

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shush, I don't even have that many ;)
thanks, I steal all of them
how are you this wonderful evening?

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as long as she aint from west africa im all good you dig

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get this bitch out of here
looks like a 13 year old boy

good, better seeing duas around. speaking of which look what I found last night :3

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>h-heh the o-only thing hotter than th-this...
>Sorry user I can't hear you.
>i s-s-said the o-only thing hotter than th-this fire is y-you, heh heh...
Would this work?

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This is like a chant which when said 3 times summons a boner in my pants

She’s hot

Of course you are free to say things
It's just
I wish you'd be discreet about it
I can't be having these thoughts

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that retard trying to speak english better be like a 9/10 butterface type retard you hear what im saying

even got trips for it!
good slut!
what? Just doing my job :P

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100% success rate. You can trust me, I've tried it.

>don't even have that many
Lies.

He actually did it, the madman.

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that type of hair would drive me crazy

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i know how to get rid of that

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Have some in that case

Yep same actually

Good lord I wish that was me in the middle

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Not very wholesome, I hope!

It's not stealing, user
It's research

REEEEE rayciss piece of shi!!!

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How?

no u

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>I don't even have that many
ha

based

I'm mega wholesome. I already purged all the vile thoughts out of myself through intense prayer today.
RiRi may have helped me pray a little.

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calm your tits down jamal you are going to spill your grape soda

pls no bully

Even better if you're all sweaty and looking at the floor. This shows her that you're so alpha that you have other shit you gotta be lookin' at more than just her.

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based Yea Forums poster

i... i'm not sure
i think i just bend over.
and you, noticing that i'm a tight fucktoy for anons who need to relieve themselves for celebs, just go to town

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Erm. Holy fuck OK. That made it worse but I'm starting to think I really don't mind at all.

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i would never bully you, sweetness
you're the love of my life user
now smile you beautiful piece of shit

oh..
what kind of thoughts?

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poke and prod my tushy with your trouser snake

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>prayer
You debating Mass earlier, then? Typical

Oi, Quantavius! Han' me ma 9 I finna roll up on this lil' whiteboi

This could be the start of something

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Who?

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Fuck yes please. Sit on it for me.

Meat filling?

Yeah beer, movie, and celeb bread. Pretty comfy

Now you're catching on.

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>oink

fucking stop already

I was trying to bond with an user over mutual inability to meet financial obligations and you ruined it :/
also cheers hersh
you make me feel good about doing bad things
dangerous path to tread on, user

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Also picture

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which movie you watchin?

Gotta. She wants me to eat my cum

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Meika, Meika. Where are you?

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Stroking for mommies ass

what movie my dude

Yamas

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The Nice Guys. Personally finding it fucking funny

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Cutie

i think she would be even happier if you ate someone elses cum....

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thanks phil

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Oh that was pretty good, haven't seen it in a while.
I might break something out the ol' comfy collection later tonight

no u

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Gotta start with mine

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filename

Do you like Phil Collins?

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T... Hanks :o

agreed

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the fuck is this weird fetish

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shes so hot, sticc, thicc, doesn't matter

Still? I think she's hotter this way

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Could this be the smuggest Pixie yet conceived?

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fuck yeah i do
youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

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I think we can go smuggier

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smug/10

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I didn't say still ...

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yeah something like that

I do too tbh, don't get the hate

The real question is WHY is she so smug?

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Well clearly I want you to feel good

There was only one Pixie conceived, user...

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Something with Jenna in maybe?

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any1 wanna lewd on disc?

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Who to?

What's yours?

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god she is such a qt
and im buzzed

Depends

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W-what did you h-have in mind a-a-user?

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but i still think lily was his best work

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that's very nice of you user ;)
what is this lewding all of you keep talking about?

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Whoever
Pey maybe?
Not really into posting mine user sorryu
:(
on?

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stop this :c

idk if she's been in anything good

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That hand placement, tho. I like this guy's style.

From a certain point of view, maybe. I prefer to embrace a broader view of things, myself.

Why wouldn't she be?

She really nailed that smirk, tbph.

We can always go smugger.

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don't add this cunt

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What celeb, how long you're around for, your tolerance, so on

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last name?

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She has a long way to go if she wants to be the smuggest

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I'm open to anything
idek
Prolly not the dude youre thinking of user I'm new to lewd discord talk. Def not the fag who keeps posting fucking links to dead servers
I'm in no rush and I'm open to suggestions
Idk what you mean by tolerance tho. Not too into super gay stuff tho but who knows when I'm horny my brain goes weird places sometimes

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she did.
who is this gentleman hovering his hand over that pixie bum? Do we need to do something about him?

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so hard for miley right now

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Van Houten

Literally put her first name into google, it's the first result. Stop being worthless

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he's really grabbin the meat

>Ren den
okay now that's adorable

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>mfw
I'd like to visit

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I can be much, much nicer that that
Or meaner
Depends on one's point of view...

>rips bong
That's fuckin' deep, man.
She doesn't seem nearly as smug
As that douche
Look at that alpha ass grab

Well mine's Riri Bada Bong Bong #1448

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fuck it, got nothing to lose but time I was gonna waste anyway
bateman#9890

>iwn be that thumb

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Lily's nice but In Too Deep is a tough match

>mine's Riri Bada Bong Bong
Of course it is kek
suits you

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>oddly specific denial
... user :P

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I love cara

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aight gimme a sec to log on
shhhhhhhh

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that sounds extremely lewd user ... I'm an innocent and wholesome person
everyone can confirm

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Current mood:

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Euuuuuhhhhhhmmmm

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I mean, wouldn't you? I know *I* would, but I guess that goes without saying.

Nah, I like his style, so it seems fair to assume that she's in good hands. Put the guns away, for the moment. We'll let him off.

Lmao, true indeed.

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i love her too

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it's so tough user i know, but the music will last forever and lily is like a flower soon to wilt and die leaving nothing but a memory of its beauty

youtube.com/watch?v=xvhhbnMaxBI

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Can confirm

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alright, I'll shut up but shady strangers don't get my disc :P

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>wholesome
can confirm
this guy likes some wholes

one day perhaps, if she works on it

its a cozy af song though

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pffft

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i am thankful for you being here to make me listen to phil collins again because i also think its comfy af
thanks phil

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that's ok user
you know what I'll leave mine if u wanna add me :3
Peynon#5269

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pretty slut

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and I miss caranon :/
>mysterious dua user keeps popping up
I hate not knowing what's going on :P
alright :/
>weird filename
>lily
should I hurt or rejoice?

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kek anytime
youtube.com/watch?v=EKphgamhPrw
I love this one from that bear movie I never saw. The Tarzan soundtrack was pretty comfy too :3

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this the is Lily who should leak!

I can resist anything, except for temptation

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>weird filename
Only me lol
youtube.com/watch?v=3fttH-m-vqg

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Only you would be upset by the prospect of putting your guns away.

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that's the truth

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It's me, duanon. Nothing mysterious going on here. I'm enjoying babs btw

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lost on a desert island or playing an elf she is just sexy as fuck!

heart=broken
grief for lilyfriend is too real
that's what you keep saying, but there are some shenanigans going on
they are so pretty ... :(

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what country are you from? i cant watch that video in mine

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agreed

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I had those filenames before he showed up but I never really posted them in case people mistook me for him lel
Figured I was safe now but guess not :/

Bongistan
It's just the Phil Collins scene from American Psycho where I steal all my filenames from because I'm autistic like that

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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Thanks, user!
It's who I am, after all.

I'm in an extremely lewd mood tonight
Don't ask why

you and the madman both dubs check'd

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