Confess those secrets anonymoose

I'm trying to get back with an ex who fucked me over really badly, but if it works out, I will have some revenge, I promise that much. I want to watch the little slut get broken down, and broken in, so I'm gonna have some friends run a train on her, and dp her till she's begging for mercy. The only rules are, no condoms, and everyone has to finish inside her.

Mood me too

I want to watch my girlfriend crying while unwillingly cumming on my friend's cock as he fills her out

nice dubs. Also, same. I felt terrible yesterday when I went to this restaurant where you don't have to tip, but someone picks up your dishes after your leave. Had no cash to leave under the plate. ::(

i got my nephew to jerk off to a "rape."

when on vacation with family
me and gf shared a motel room with nephew
he fell asleep on the second bed
i was horny so i made out with gf
gf was in to making out but not sex
she pushes me and says stop
it was loud enough to stir my nephew
we wait for a bit until he's asleep again
meanwhile, i finger her pussy and she got wet
i then bent her over and forced my cock in her
she cried while moaning and taking my cock
our bed was shaking so hard i see my nephew was awake
he tried to look away but being a virgin hs dude he watches
i see his boner and signaled to him that its ok
her jerks off while i fucked my gf
gf was too busy crying she didnt realize nephew was watching and fapping
she only found when both me and my nephew came. virgin kinda gave my gf a facial
she was pissed at first but i kept fingering her and did another round
nephew got his second wind and jerked off again this time, my gf "performed" for him
i told him he can cum on her face
he did and she used her fingers to taste his cum
we havent talked about this ever since
kinda feel guilty cuz now my nephew only fucks women he can fuck rough which ruins his lovelife

You sound like an amazing uncle. Would you ever let him do anything else with her?

I'm still in love with my ex, but there's a perfect ten (kind of a psycho but still hot as hell) that I think things could work with

we tried but we got busy with life.
it helps that our family have no issue with nudity and sex. lucky gf was a horny slut

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Ah, a shame. Either way 10/10 story, feel free to share more

i once tried to breakup with an ex by grooming my friend to date her... i even sent him nudes and he was interested. nothing happened tho

and if she gets pregnant? What fault does the kid have to deserve that?

i accidentally send an explicit pic of my gf to a good friend.
now he give me instructions to fuck my gf and i make pics and vids for him.

i send him rough facefuck, mouthgag, piss play (once i piss in her ass) analhook vids and many more.

My sister has a new boyfriend every few weeks and I enjoy fapping to her for being a slut like this.

I bribed my 12 year old sister into giving me a blowjob when u was 14, we now have a broken relationship and don’t talk to one another and while I’m not 100% certain it may be because of this. It makes me sick but what’s worse is I still occasionally fap to the memory

I found out that the mother of some guy I know was a camwhore. Ive never told him and I dont think he knows about that. but who knows, the family is pretty much fucked mentally. She is a edgy satanist and her son is gay. Ive fapped to her many times. Pic very related

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I used to force my younger brother to rub my pussy to play on my pc, I also used to grind myself to orgasm against him, We have a good relationship today and I’m glad he never mentions it

How old were you both, user?

We were young, like 11/12?

How old was nephew?

I've been fucking my secretary regularly for over a year in my office after hours. We are both married.

What would you be wearing while you grinded against him?

Were you played with by anyone?

he was a sophomore in hs

No

Just regular clothes, sometimes I’d take my pants off though but that was rarely, since our parents were usually close by.

My other brother who is older used to shower with me when I was like 6-7 years old, he used to have me play with his dick

>27M who is into crossdressing.
>My wife has invited an older man to come over this Saturday to brutally facefuck me until he's done with me.
>She's going to have me doll up, tie me up with my hands behind my back, and put an o-ring in my mouth so he can abuse me with no limits.
>This is one of the hottest things I've ever done.

That must be the son. Kek

I saw someone on Twitter posted that Trayvon Martin had raped them. I reported them and now their account is suspended.

I've showered with a 9yo girl quite a few times

wdym?

kek

She'll only be pregnant for like 2 minutes.

Fetus can't thrive
If Mom ain't alive!

How much older is he and did you give him actual handjobs?

What did your girlfriend say about it after? Did she like young boys?

I'm jacking off to the thought of my GF getting reposted again and again until someone recognizes her.

And yet you didn't post her...

I'm trying to convince my gf into taking my teenage cousin's virginity. I'd love to have the dorky little fuck act out all his darkest desires on her

I posted a girl who got recognized. It made me so hard

>be me
>around 10, older brother around 13
>cuddling with older brother (normal in my family)
>he tells me, he wants to show me something
>starts touching my dick
>I was confused and had no idea what it meant, but it felt good and I trusted him
>starts sucking it, feels amazing
>"now its your turn, user"
> I refuse because it seems disgusting, and my brother says its ok, to not worry, and to net tell our parents

>This happens a couple of times
>At some point, he tells me again to suck his cock
>this time I listen and do it
>felt disgusting and bad taste, but was still turned on and continued

>this keeps happening, where whenever our parents left the house we would pleasure eachother, and it kept becoming longer and more intense
>turn 11 years old
>older brother says he wants to give me something for my birthday
>tries to put his dick in my ass but it doesnt fit, my hole is too small
>"here user, wear this, it will make you feel amazing"
>gives me a buttplug and tells me to where it after showering every day for 30 minutes

>about 2 weeks later, parents leave again
>he tries to put his dick in my asshole again, uses a lot of lube
>this time, it fits
>hurt a lot at first, but he goes slowly and it starts feeling good
>cums explosively inside of me
>felt guilty but still horny

>do this over and over again,
>as I get older realise that what we're doing is fucked up
>refuse to suck one day when our parents left
>he threatens to tell parents if I dont, and I give in (yes, I was stupid)
>Now I'm always sucking and him always putting it in, its never returned
>starts to call me his "bitch" and his "cumbucket"
>Tells me that my asshole was made by god to be the perfect shape for his cock
>As I start growing hair around my legs and crotch, he forces me to shave
>Continues to use me and cum inside me for almost every week, until I was somewhere around 14 and he moved to college

>havent done anything since, whenever our family meets its awkward

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From the ages 13-16 me and my brother did "things" together. We never got all the way as the guilt and secrecy was too much, but sometimes I still miss the contact.

M or f?

F here...

Anyone who’s ever been in a gunfight with me is dead.

Damn. I had a similar experience with my sister but both of us were younger.

Cheated on the absolute love of my life. We had just started dating and I kissed another girl. Put my hands in her pants. Then stopped. We have been dating for 4 years now.

What do I do. We about to move in together

lottery winner

Pretend like it never happened. Or tell her and accept the consequences

Lost my virginity to a friend of my parents. Saw her again this past weekend and she still looked really good for her age (45) we hooked up again.

I’m a Voyuer I’ve spies on all the hot females in my circle. After a while i pushes this hobby into darker territories. Learning how to get girls to blackout proper from drugs and booze.

when I was in my 30's I was fucking a 19 year old, her mom came downstairs and said dont you get her pregnant, the girl yelled he cant he is in my ass mom. I wasnt really in her ass. Her mom went on to tell me how i was messed up for fucking her daughter at my age. she stayed until i was done. Later I found out her mom and her have fucked guys together, but i never had that chance

Did you guys have trouble getting "unstuck" on each other after or was it just over when it was over?

Guilt is killing me. I'm going to tell her. Here goes nothing... Or everything

I had a bit of trouble. And I wish we l
Would go further. But she has fine being done when we were done

Tell us how it goes

When I was 17 I took the v of an 11yo girl

i cant get intimate with other women because i want to fuck my sister

Yeah we're fine and there's no awkwardness or anything it just hurts a little idk. You guys go all the way?

No but I wanted to. Would you if you could?

Every other fucking family does this, fucking morons

how old were you user? and how long ago?

I think that's why we stopped. We were doing stuff every night and I was at the point where I was about to tell him to do whatever he wanted to me. We've always talked about how we didn't want to take it there but it was already going to far. That plus stupid feelings.

Guys!!! She accepted it. She said I have changed a lot in the four years considering how I was. I said I want to live with a clean slate and can't move in with her with any secrets between us. She told me she loved me and thanked me for being honest.

Guys I have such a weight off my shoulders. Thank you.

I'm gay but I don't want to be gay because I see it as a dead end. I want to have a wife and kids one day, but I don't find women sexually attractive. I want to learn how to find women sexually attractive.

I want to have wild sex in a movie theater with a hot guy. And just let him cum so deep inside of me, just use me and have fun. That's it

I just want to get absolutely slutty for someone, I never had the chance to with my current boyfriend but oh my God. Give me a couple of hours in a dark room and I get moist over the thought. I'm sorry

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I'm 18 years old and i've been smoking for about 2 months, when i had a job. The job was disgusting and i hated it so much. I smoked 3-4 cigarettes every day. I don't want to stop smoking, because... oh, it's rather complicated. So... My parents still know nothing about my habit. And i don't know what they will do to me, if they know. Oh, they will be so angry!
And there is another secret, connected with smoking. When i was in mental hospital, i and my acquaintances smoked electronic cigarette. We were hiding from nurses. It was rather funny and also VERY dangerous. Bit i was happy.

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It was pretty great, she was barren too (why she adopted me) so she didn't make me use a condom or pull out. I do regret that she only ever let me do anal once and said it hurt too much and never let me do it again.

*but

9 years ago, I was 14. I was not the first virginity she took and I don't think I was the last.

Dude I feel this post. I feel do what makes you happy because it's your life. You can always adopt. If you find a man you love. You should love the shit out of him and start a family together

Learn to obsess with their smells/body types, and cum to images of women daily. Or let your local priest pray the gay away.

I adopted a dog from my local shelter. A week later I beat and then drown it a bathtub of hot water for chewing up all my possessions.

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I loaned someone an external CD burner (back when they were like $500) and he pawned it for some speakers for his car. Six months or so while he was away on vacation I forced the window on his car down enough to get a garden hose in and turned it on. Ran for two days.

I almost prevented the Whitechapel murders of '88.

Never, ever, stick your dick in crazy.

what a psycho lol. Shouldve just given the dog away.

If this is true, then you have been given an exceptional gift.
Don't fuck it up.

Proof?

It is. Dubs confirms. I honestly will marry this woman

What could I do to prove it? It was a convo. But I'm happy. Like I thought this could be the end

Text or in person?

guaranteed larp that never happened

i wanna do the same. any luck with your research? im still wonderin how i can get to their phones and pcs unnoticed.. or even make them pass out, preferably without their bfs around, and use them.

My gf broke up with me and I thought of her as a whore for 2 months before getting back with her

This didn't happen.

what did you do in the two months? shared nudes of her?

My ex did whore around after we broke up. Even fucked me a few times. Then dated this other guy. Now we're back together

I had a salmon bagel for lunch and I just had a salmon scented shit! Lovely.

I forgot to say, we didn't have sex while we were dating

Definitely in person. If that was in text. You can't show emotion

So, I've pretended to be a girl for about a decade (non-consecutively), first as curiosity but then I became addicted to the fantasy. I've had many guys fall in love with me, I loved a few of those back and two of those relationships ruined the dude's life forever. I seriously wish I could bring myself to do it all over again, but the fallouts are pretty extreme once you have multi year histories with people...

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I went out with this girl in high school because I saw her feet and they turned me on. I had found an outlet for my fetish but I was insecure back then so I destroyed her social life and got her friends to hate her. Then I dated one of her friends but by then information started to leak and that was around college so I disappeared hahahah

gay faggot larping

>33332
sad

I love wearing diapers and I want someone to piss and shit in my first thick rearz diaper then give me a big enema and shove peeled out up my ass till I'm stuffed then jam a big hollow buttplug up my ass and put that first diaper on me and 3 more rearz diapers overtop with locking plastic pants and break the keys in the lock so I'm stuck in extra thick messy diapers helplessly messing myself

Digits. So close.

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fuck

Don't know what that means

Bifag here, I'd love to fuck my gf's super cute nephew

I stole some pictures off a student's phone this past year. Kik is Jeffool if want face or story

what am I that I can only have feeling of affection and love toward females but would gladly get sucked off and fuck females and males alike.

I'm gay

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can you give me some tips on how to quickly stole pics

Ive been jerking off to dead girls with no heads since I was a kid and the reason why I think they are hot is cause I'm afraid of real women. It's just something about them bieng headless that becomes less scary and the fact that there dead means they can't say anything and to hurt me

I secretly killed my self when I was 16

Hsh

stole a nude off a girls google photos

I fucked a 13 year old when i was 26

1888. Gr8 b8 m8.

story?

I was staying with a friend of a friend who had a couple of daughters, one of which was 13.

>hanging out in my room
>13 yo knocks on door of my room one afternoon
>stands in front of me shyly and says "i want to kiss your..." and looks at my crotch
>ask her if she means my cock
>she nods and smiles
>grab her and start kissing her (she was a better kisser than many girls my age)
>i got paranoid and kicked her out

later that night
>wake up to something tugging on my arm
>it's her
>says breathlessly "you can do anything you want to me
>pull off her little pajama shorts and fuck her hard until i cum

fucked her three more times before i left

I dunno man, if she's a 9 or 10, I would talk myself into it.

I have a rape kink and want to try a CNC scenario so bad but I am scared of doing it with the wrong stranger and getting seriously violated.

I want to fuck my stepsister.

I've been married for about 5 years now. I've fucked over 40 women without my wife knowing since our marriage. I fuck more strangers now than I have ever before.

I fucked his step sister

I had my best friends ex wife lick my asshole , when she was secretly working as a hooker and he didn't know. She's a fat ugly skank and it felt good to think of her swallowing particles of literally shit.

I want to stab my girl while i fuck her and just watch the blood, not kill her, just watch her cry in pain.

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

It was easier for me to flirt/hook up with chicks while I was married. Maybe it's the confidence or the "oh well I can still fuck my wife" if you get rejected. I don't know what it is, but it was definitely easier than when I was single

Bump

I had my first sexual expierence at 15 with my moms bests friends daughters. Mom and her friend were going to Vegas for three nights but babysitter fell through for her friend. My mom stuck me with the job. Her daughters were 9 and 7 and I was not happy about having to take care of them. The morning they brought them over my mom and her friend sat me down and said if they start acting “weird” tell them to stop and call my mom immediately. When I asked what weird meant they said I’d know if it happens and then they left. The girls were asleep so I just watched tv. When they woke up they wanted breakfast and to watch kid toons. I fell asleep for awhile and was woken by loud giggling. When I looked over at them they were completely naked and were playing with each others pussies. My heart rate spiked and I asked what they were doing. They said they were playing the tickle game. I didn’t know what to do, my mind said stop them and call mom but my dick had. Own ideas. I asked if I could play to and they said as long as I promised not to tell their mom. For the next three days they jacked and sucked me off and I fingered and licked their pussies. I tired to penetrate both of them but wasn’t successful with either, before the head even went in the said it hurt so I didn’t press further. I did rub my dick on their pussies until I came on them, they liked that. Those theee days were bliss but not worth the years of anxiety worrying about them telling. I was paranoid for a long time after and expected the cops at my house every night. Never happened and it’s more than 15 years later so I’m finally starting to let it go.

my gf 9 y/o sister & her friend watched me shower, the sister joined when I smiled at her and the friend just move the curtain to peek around it

Bump

My girlfriend left me and I want her back but have no idea how. She packed her shit and left a few days ago. I pushed her away and it’s all my fault. I have deep rooted issues with communication and opening up and I don’t know how to fix it. She said she wants space but I suspect she’ll never come back. We haven’t talked in 3 days which is the longest I’ve gone without speaking to her in over 3 years. I want to kill myself because I truly loved this girl and wanted to marry her and now she’s gone. I fucked up big time.

Penetrating them would’ve been a bad idea.

There dubs are all the proof you need, motherfucker!

>accuracy in certain situations

Was not all that quickly. At least it didn't feel like it. Used Telegram to send though

That's no secret, faggot.

I used to fool around with the neighbor boy across the street, we play with each other's dicks and suck each other off

I used to see an escort on the regular. I actually hated her, as her entire attitude was shit. But, the price was right and she let me slam bareback. BUt eventually, I got sick of her, and decided to go full asshole and ruin her life. One night while she was showering, I looked into her purse to figure out what birth control pills she took. After a few days of searching online, I found fake pills to swap out with hers. Next time we saw each other, I switched them, making sure to match the pill count. I do this twice, then one day I get a call from her. "I'm fucking pregnant! Someone switched my pills!" I calm her down, console her, and laugh to myself as she breaks down completely. She's against abortion completely, but didn't want to have kids until she was married. That was three years ago, she had to get a 9-5 job that pays nowhere near what she wanted to make. Having the kid destroyed her body, so now most guys won't touch her. I still talk to her, and never let on to her that I was the one that ruined her life all because she was a snot.

OMG destroying women is so fun!

I used to frequent a truckstop strip club. (It's as bad as it sounds.)
Most of the girls there were pretty bedraggled. A few were obviously meth heads who had almost a full set of teeth between them.
And then there was Sharla. I was in my early 30s and she was pushing 50. Not terrible looking, but definitely getting a bit long in the tooth.
She hadn't quite given up on life yet, but she was wearing thin. I figured she would make a great target.
I picked her for a lap dance. She seemed surprised. She apparently hadn't gotten a request for that in years. She would normally hit the stage later in the evening after most of the patrons were at least a few drinks in.
But I buttered her up. Made her feel special. I kept coming back, at first once a week, then two or three times.
One regular night, I didn't show up at my normal time. Instead I came by just at closing. Sharla was already heading to her car. I pulled up and rolled down the window.
The dejected look on her worn face changed into something resembling a joyous grin.
I asked her if she wanted to go grab a bite to eat.
She eagerly agreed.

We went to McDonald's. She was a cheap date.

We talked. She told me about her life. Divorced, no kids, recovering alcoholic, barely making ends meet as a stripper for the last ten years. Sober for five years and three months.

I told her I thought she was beautiful and that I would like to see her again, not just "on business".

She considered it for a few seconds, then said "Sure!"

We dated for a few weeks. I took her out to Applebee's, Ruby Tuesday, O'Charley's, pleb-tier shit like that.

I bought her a ceramic rabbit thing she saw online. It was only twenty bucks, but she treasured it.

I went to her apartment and started spending nights there. The sex was okay. Getting off is getting off.
She was clean and not too hideous for her age.

Sometimes she'd stay at my place.

cont.

One day I told her I was going to go shopping. She asked if she could come with, and I said, "Most times yeah I'd say you could but... Not this time. It's gonna be a surprise."

I gave her my most winning smile, slightly hinting at something really nice.

I called up one of my other girls, a fuck buddy who was probably at least 7/10, maybe a 7.5 after a few beers. I asked if she wanted to come over and fuck.
She's almost always DTF. This day was no different.

After I got off the phone with her, I called up Sharla. "Hey sweet thing. I got a surprise for you! Can you come by at 2?"

"Sure!" she said, elated. When my other girl came over, I made sure to leave the door unlocked and cracked.

At two o'clock, Sharla walked into my apartment to see me railing this twenty something blonde bimbo from behind. I turned around and gave Sharla the most disgusted look and said, "What the fuck? I said to come by at two thirty! Why are you here so early?"

The look of absolute devastation and desolation on her lined face was fucking hilarious.

I was surprised she didn't run. She simply turned and walked out.
"Who the fuck was that?" my fuck buddy asked, more curious and annoyed than angry.
"My landlady. Sorry, I forgot to lock the door!"
I continued fucking her in the ass.

Sharla, I would later find out, went home, making one stop at the liquor store. She bought a bottle of something cheap I'm sure, got completely wasted, then blew her brains out with a .357.

For all intensive purposes, she was a waist of skin, and too week to survive in this doggy dog world.

My gf taught my niece how to shave her own pussy

I love being caught in public messing my thick triple diapers with locking plastic pants overtop with the lock superglued.

Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy...

I fucked a 13 year old and most likely have her job.

Been stealing thongs from a complex I used to live in Las couple of years, prob have around 30 now. But sometimes I like to cum on them real quick and put them back in dryer

I lived with an incestuous crack head, I pretended to be shocked but really it was like a gold mine.
Her family didn't know how she was and would regularly leave their kids with her.

I'm involved in a secret spiritual war for the planet against jews. Wish I was larping.

What now

>for all intensive purposes

It's not really Jews, tho. He wants you to believe that and it's actively diverting your energy to evil causes.

I must seek him out and challenge him to a series of riddles which I have memorized, since the wizened scribes were generous enough to share them with me.

Ultimately, a battle of wits and words will ensue, and I do hope I would best him.

I have already succeeded once and the world still stands.

If I were to fail this time... Well we should hope that never happens. For all our sakes.

Nah it really is though.

>be me
>be 1977
>trip to iran
>loving the place
>loving the people
>loving the culture and history
>visiting old zoroastrian fire temple
>gazing into unreadable text of old stone tablet
>can somehow read timeless cuneiform words
>ask my friend who/what angra mainyu is
>his persian face goes pale
>"most westerners don't know that name."
>reply i didn't but it's written on this tablet innit?
>"you should not be able to read that." he says
> old man's voice from behind us:
I allowed him read it.
>turn to see grizzled old persian man
>face looks centuries old
>he has a cane
>body looks swole af, cut like marble
>an evil essence radiates from him
>anger, fear, despair, toxic ex, you name it
By saying my name while standing on this holy ground, you have summoned me to this time and place.
Being here now, I have extended a small bit of my power moments into the past, giving you the understanding necessary to read my name.
So did you summon me? Or did I summon myself? But no matter.
>you'd think it sounds silly
>just some old guy talking nonsense
>but if you were there, you'd know
>up to this point, the most terrifying thing i had experienced
>he steps out of the temple
>into the sunlight
>dumbfounded, we remain inside, petrified
Oh, do join me out here! The weather is absolutely lovely!
>he snaps his fingers

>invisible pressure pushes us outside
I have been gone far too long.
>he closes his eyes
>takes a deep breath
What have you apes pumped into the air? Burning the world's blood to race to and fro?
>he looks around
The baubles and gadgets your race have forged in this day are quite impressive.
Not quite on par with the accomplishments of those on that continent I sank last week... Or was it millennia ago? Bah! Linear time!
>turn to face him
>truly take in his form
>curiosity and defiance overtaking fear
Oh? And now you face me?
Challenge accepted!
>what?
>im not challenging him
>don't say that out loud
>doesn't matter
Oh, but you are challenging me.
I can't see all your monkeybrain thoughts, foreigner, but I can feel what's in your heart, better than you can!
You wish to know what I'm up to. You can sense it is in direct conflict with your arbitrary values and world view, so you think I must be stopped.
>hes right
>i didnt even realize i thought that
>but now I feel it
>he must be stopped
"He must be stopped," you're thinking. Understandable.
You see, I am here to destroy the world. I intend to bring an end to all that exists. And you are the one who brought me here. Therefore, you are the only one who can stop me.
By the ancient laws, you are to be given an opportunity to stop me. So, I offer you this: You must propose a task I cannot perform, or a question I cannot answer.
But know that I am the most powerful being you have ever met. I have decimated civilizations. I have annihilated entire races. I am the reason all life on Mars is gone.
Stars have dead worlds orbiting them, worlds that were "rich" with art and music, of colors you will never see and melodies you will never hear. The light that radiated from those stars as those beings' voices fell silent is just reaching your world now.
So know that I am not to be trifled with.
>know this thing means business
>im not just talking to a scary old man
>this is a god
>beyond good and evil

>likely toying with me
>probably has no intention of letting this world continue to exist
So, what will it be? What is your unanswerable question? What is your impossible task?
What is it that you would have me attempt and fail?
>fear collapses
>just anger
Yes! Yes! Get angry! Haha! "Anger!" In your language, you even fashioned a word after my name! My legacy lives on!
Now, let rage fill you! You wish to stop me? Well, here is your one chance! What is your challenge?
>cant even think
>rage, despair, hopelessness
>think back to middle school
>1960s
>recently integrated school system
>be only mixed race kid
>too many colors in one person
>black, white, asian, hispanic, middle eastern...
>white kids dont want to hang with me
>black kids dont want to hang with me
>white kid tells me to kill myself
>becomes a chant
>"heinz 57, kill yourself!"
>wish i had back then

>wish id ended it, rather than facing the end of the world
>now billions will die because of me
>"kill yourself" i mutter, with a resigned laugh
What...?
>look over at old man
>his human face bears fear and surprise
>it clicks
>say it louder
>"kill yourself! that's your task! destroy yourself! cease to exist!"
>old man gapes at me
>look of rage settles into disbelief
>disbelief gives way to raucous laughter
Bahahahahaaa! You clever, mixed-up, half-breed son of a whore! Congratulations!
You just saved the lives of four billion worthless apes like yourself.
Bravo!
>shakes his head, still laughing
>actually seems impressed
Well, you have done one hell of a job besting me! You are the savior of humanity. You are a hero. People will sing your praises. They will remember you as the man who stopped Angrimainyu from ending the world!
>think this must be a trick
Haha, no, of course nobody will know of this. Well, except for your native friend here, but nobody will believe either of you if you were to speak of this.
But never mind that. I came here to destroy, and destroy I shall.
>he starts walking away from us,
This world is safe for now... As safe as it ever was from your kind.
>he looks back at us
Word to the wise: I wouldn't stay in this country much longer.
I have work to do.

>he disappears into small crowd
>friend and I know we can never mention this
>friend converts to zoroastrianism
>don't convert, but study the texts
>seek out obscure zoroastrian lore
>spend next 42 years preparing myself
>tfw angrimainyu is back
>tfw i know what i must do

Wish me luck, guise!

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I’m in a committed relationship with a woman I adore but i feel like the sexual spark/honeymoon phase has fizzled out. I masturbate in the morning when she’s gone and I feel no desire to actually initiate sex. Also I fantasize about fucking dudes. I’ve had a couple gay experiences, only got fucked once but I loved it. I wouldn’t ever cheat on her but damn do I want to fuck some hot dudes. I also wanna fuck hot girls too

One time when I was in Walmart I had a sudden cramp I couldn't control. I knew I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I just went in an unoccupied aisle and let it go. I was wearing sweat pants so it just rolled down my pant leg and onto the floor. I quickly moved away and just left it there.

Ten minutes later, all hell broke loose. Apparently poo is considered hazardous waste. A manager was called, and he blocked off the aisle. Employees showed up with chlorine and mops and elbow-length latex gloves, and sterilized the whole aisle. It was quite a production. I think they actually train for this.

Two weeks later I did it again. On purpose.

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Congrats. You're bi.
Don't be afraid of leaving her. Even if she is the kindest, sweetest person in the world, if there is no spark, you're doomed.
Gay, straight, bi, WHATEVER! Doesn't matter. Don't make the mistake I made. Don't stay with someone there's no chemistry with.

Guess It's kinda a secret as I'm kinda into my co-worker. (Cute Indian girl)

Basically, new girl started at work ~1.5 months ago. Got along OK at the start.

I take a 2 week vacation, come back and we are talking a bit.

Now over the past two weeks or so, we've been talking non stop at work, breaks and otherwise. With her coming up to me specifically to talk about what ever. (Even breaking off conversations with others to speak to me)

at least once I'd catch her looking at me, and I was the first she told of her new job offer (And isn't wanting it to be told to others just yet.)

BUT she was also mentioning wanting to go to a family friends to help, only cause she finds their son cute.

I love her so much. She’s perfect. We love each other. We’re still attracted sexually. I just feel like I’m always tired/not in the mood. But yeah, I kno I’m bi lol

there's a subreddit for this. cnc connect

Sounds like you have prison in your future. You'll like the sex there, it would seem.

how do you usually go about it and keep it secret from her?

You're a rapist. I feel bad for your girlfriend and nephew.

nice

Uh-huh. You have an active, and somewhat disturbing, fantasy life.

Why?

You don't have a switch in your bedroom?

just tried searching for it, can't find it

You are an asshole.

My wife cheated on me about a year ago, and I'm thinking about returning the favor. The only problem is, the ones dropping hints are her "best" friends, and I don't know if she could handle it. (an hero)

Just keep it to yourself and don't do it again. Everybody will be happier.

Poor girl.

Why don't you not screw up somebody's life?

A fucking legend

You're quite a piece of work. You enjoy betraying people.

Avoid a blooper, bang her pooper

She was the victim of enormous cruelty.

I lost my virginity at 11 to a 17 year old boy who I know realize could’ve been lying about his age. That’s my juiciest secret.

Your friends are all rapists, too?

I stole my sister's nudes from her phone

Fuck You

I've posted my girl on here so many times and never told her. I feel bad about it now

Mmh nice kik me aono2425

fake and hetero

Alabama, sweet home

I have ripped the loudest farts in my patients rooms if they’re intubated and sedated

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My uncle abused me and my sister for almost a decade. When I was 16 he got caught and put in jail but the investigation also revealed my secret. I had been abusing my cousin, my uncles only child and son, for the last four years. Not in a sexual way, I would knee and kick him in the balls as hard as I could. I would grab and twist them and worse I would tie string or fishing line around his dick until it turned colors. He didn’t lose anything but he has permanent ed. He’s not even 18 and has just been really discovering what he lost. I feel terrible for what I did to him but at the time it was the only way I could retaliate against my uncle since I was terrified my uncle. No one deserves what I did to him but a big part of me doesn’t regret it. My uncle will rot in prison knowing when he and his son die that’s it for his blood. No one will carry on his family name.

>love lewd audio
>into ageplay and incest
>be jerking it to audio where little loli maid doms her master
>she starts calling you disgusting pedophile
>cum harder than ever before
>want more of this kind of thing but am terrified to go looking for it.

This guy tried to blackmail me with my nudes but I now have his social media, work, and all of his immediate family members twitter accounts/facebook. He doesnt have any of mine except he knows where I live... 1000 miles away. Once he tries to blackmail me, I’m sending screenshots of our conversation to his wife and mother. Especially the ones where he asked me to get my dog to fuck me.

I had to help bathe my 11yo niece several times and it was honestly kinda fun

I lick a pussy of my littel sister

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Where did she get her experience?

Oh yeah but what he did was a great idea. There's no difference. Might as well go for the glory, you faggot.

Which one did you like better?

What did he do to you and your sister?

Femanon here.
Honestly there’s plenty of straight women willing to marry gay men and accept them. Try to meet people and see if you can find someone who would be willing to marry you and have a family and be open to an open relationship.
I’ve offered my gay friend marriage before. We could have children from invitro (unless he wanted to have sex).
And get insurance benefits. And have a strong bond. Meanwhile fucking people on the side.
It would be lots of work considering feelings and the possibility of falling in love with someone else etc. but who knows. It could work.
Maybe just start a giant polyamorous household filled with all sorts of people.

Bump

I fucked guys off tinder behind my boyfriends back. It was hot because of the sneaking around but I do feel guilty. He cheated on me first so it was a revenge thing

We're broken up now though

I would love to live in the kind of world where this could actually work and not just end in a horrific dumpster fire.

My mom got a new doggo and I jerked him a bit and let him lick me.
He’s still young and not sexually ready. He started the humping motion a little and knotted up a bit but that’s as far as I got.
I really would have loved if he was ready to go farther.
It’s been a fantasy for half my life now.

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>I'm involved in a secret spiritual war for the planet against jews. Wish I was larping.
We all do user, we all do. Have you updated your dreaming systems?
Joos just refurbished it and gave it a nice golem name
Did you research the buttler service? There is an extensive database of old self-counciusness AI maybe you will find a better strategy than "kys ancient good"
Sincerely
AfK

Yes lol that will pretty much destroy a sibling relationship, if it gives you any consolation though, she did it because she wanted to, so the blame isn't just on you. Unless of course it was an insane amount of money but you were 14 so im guessing it was nothing big.

I'm came from the future as a young man. I originally travelled back in time to go see a Queen concert, but then got stuck in the 80s due to time travelling machine issues and the lack of replacement parts. Hated myself for not having noted down lottery numbers before heading that fucking concert. Had to work in shit jobs for the last 30 years now because, you know, I don't fucking exist here, so no ID except a chip under my fucking skin that nobody can fucking read (yet). Nobody would hire me or even rent me a fucking flat the regular way. Life sucks.

People think I'm a super masculine dude cause I lift weights and build cars. I'm a super sissy fag. I just want to find a dominant girl to serve.

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Duh leave yourself a note/email/what ever somehow so you bring back what you need. Ie those winning numbers.

>doggy dog world

Any stock advice

What the fuck

How tf do you even do this?

Next crisis: May 2021

After I broke up with my partner over her drinking I went out with a few other ladies , had sex with 1 some great nights with others , my ex went to stay with an old GF , and I did not hear much , months went past , I checked her online and saw a few comments about her being out .
Not much details but a few photos .. names .
I got curious , so I remember I knew her password so logged into her messenger, and saw a load of chats , I was suddenly being flirted with by a guy I knew , saying how much fun he had a few nights ago ..
I was curious so I typed a few answers as her , this was very exciting, the guy was so confident, I played calm said don’t remember I was drunk , he agreed I had had a lot , reminded me of some stuff that happened , wow , I’m now very curious ..
Another guy says hi , he loves my photos , can he have more ?
I send him a photo ( of my ex - I have lots ) he immediately says oh cumon let’s see some leg ,
I’m now getting 3 guys chat , all being friendly , it’s exciting to share and get a lot of info back , then I make the decision to send a few hotter pics , a big pause , then lots of compliments, and I’m sent a pic of his cock , oh my. I’m getting dragged in , I say I have to go , it’s late ... I delete the chats , and log off ,
I was still curious ,
So I logged in again a few days later , seems my ex has also been online , a bit confused by the compliments, but she goes along with it , im reading her chats too ,
Then the big one , a guy I’m sure she had a relationship with before me , starts chatting me up ,
Wants to meet up ,

To be continued....
If anyone is interested

Dude... That would be one hell of a paradoxon.

Not interested.

someone else is already fucking her and doing big cums in her pussy.

My girlfriend in college was a good christian girl and was a virgin when I met and dated her and we never had sex. She broke up with me and then went crazy, get shitfaced and started fucking guys on tinder. I went on tinder too and we ended up matching and then fucking.

Nice trips, also go on

I felt my grandma's boobs when I was 9 as she slept. Felt my 11 yes old cousins clothes butt as she slept a few years later. I pretend I'm older than I am on the net to give and receive pics. A few people on kik have offered to do it with me (not bots), but they live in the uk.

Here's a grocery list of some of mine:

>Lost my virginity when I was 14 to an 18 year old girl, she thought I was at least 18 at the time
>Would regularly steal both money and soda from a soda machine at my high school since the lock on it was easily pickable
>Had sex once with my then step-sister (I was 16 and she was 14)
>Snuck out after having sex with an escort without paying her
>Pretended I was a virgin when I met my gf, we've been going out for three years and "lost our virginities together". I have no intention of telling her that I slept with over 20 girls before
>Think My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is trash but I pretend to like it for some of my friends sakes

>doggy dog world
sounds good

I hate everything about my life and most of the time i feel like absolute shit (progressive disability). but i dont want to annoy anyone so i never talk about it.

When I was 17 I was at a river party. Lots of people and alcohol and generally a good time. Someone yells heads up and a few seconds later a huge rock smashes face first into a girl. She goes down hard then starts to convulse. Everyone ran to their rides including me. Everyone was hauling ass but I felt a twinge of guilt so I went back to check on her before I left. When I got there I recognized her as a girl in the grade below mine. It was obvious because she was the only girl in her class with triple d boobs. She was wheezing and making a moaning sound while trying to breathe. Her nose was bleeding a lot and her mouth was a mess I could see teeth chipped and bent backward. But with every labored breath her tits would heave and the way she fell I could see up her skirt to her pink seethrough panties. Helping her was dumped out of my mind and replaced with horny. Really horny. I told myself I was just gonna play with her tits and maybe suck on them. But as soon as I had hands on her I let myself go all the way. I pulled her parties off and fucked her. After I came in her I was filled with instant regret and fear. I panicked, pull her panties up, fixed her shirt and used her phone to call 911. They caught the guy that threw the rock and he got probation. After that it died down and everyone forgot about it. I never got caught or at least never called out.

did you put finger inside?

I‘ll take things that never happened for 500 please

Trips, you have to continue.

Was it your step sister's first time?

Yes, it was.

Fucking white knight

Doing anything at all? What led up to it?

When I was 18 i fucked my 39 year old 10/10 MILF neighbor for 2 years before i went to college

Humpty?

She came on to me one day when parents were out, I didn't refuse her, but afterwards we both agreed it was a mistake. I considered seeing her and asking her out a few years later after the divorce but decided not to.

She was the first girl whose virginity I took and it was very awkward.

At least you’re admitting it. There’s nothing wrong with being a sissy user. Just make sure you’re a good one. I have my sissy visiting me tomorrow... he likes to be dominated by a real man.

So the first time she did anything sexual whatsoever was coming on to you and getting fucked? Larp harder.

Niiice. I've always wondered how often this kind of thing happens.
Any close calls/scares or memorable fucks you can greentext?

I totally get what you mean user. I’m the same way. I don’t find women sexually attractive but I am drawn to them. I love how soft and cuddly they are. They are also really pretty. I wouldn’t mind it one bit. But I don’t find them sexually attractive. I’m trying to find a girl to experiment with but meh it’s much harder then finding a dude :/

I tried deliberately to get my high-school girlfriend pregnant because I was deeply in love with her and didn't want her to go away to university and leave me. I'd put holes in the condoms and after sex I'd always make sure to wipe her pussy (under the guise of fingering her) or if we were showering spray her pussy with the shower-head so she wouldn't notice the cum.

She cared out me but didn't really love me (I was just basically some fun before she went away to university in the fall), and I wanted something that would keep us together. But it never happened, despite over six months of unprotected sex she never got pregnant, or if she did I never found out.

I keep watching these wife/gf threads hoping that the guy who's with my ex posts pictures of her, because I miss her and I never got nudes of her.

sounds like me

:/

You should post your address so someone who lives nearby can come beat you and throw you in a tub.

My wife, kids and me have been struggling because I spend around 80% of my income in pepes.

They have no idea about my huge collection.
I cant stop it no matter what I do.
I only buy the most expensive ones, i feel a huge accomplishment every time I buy one.

I think I’m becoming sociopathic

I think I'm going to get let go from my tech support temp job because I got a 70 on the county exam. They were supposed to email a bunch of us who got shitty grades about going full time earlier this week, but I haven't gotten anything and the list expires tomorrow.
I'm writing a college romance because I'm utterly terrified of talking to girls

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>me 2 years ago
>working in the big city, leaving home behind, renting a small flat
>have to work my ass to support gf
>not a big apartment, but a good 5 storeys high
>4 months into work, getting bored of city life cycle.
>Work, work, and work, No sex with gf, too tired to travel back hime
>Apartment Building has a lady helper, cleans rooms, general maintenance
>made friends with her. overall a 6.5/10, a single mom with 2 kids, away from home.
>but god her tits were amazing
>she likes teasing me with her cleavage as she cleans, but I ignored her teasing
>not this time
>This time I was bored and horny
>one day, see her mopping floor, I approach to greet her
>quietly, I hand her $70
>She looks at me questionably
>I gestured that she give me a blowjob and some of her tits too
>She looked a bit surprised, disgusted maybe
>She then nods and walks away
>a few minutes later she gets back, and leads me to the maintenance closet
>there she pulled down my short and began sucking me off
>ohgodthatsgood.mp4
>I moan a bit, she smacks my chest, gesturing not to make noise
>she then assumes the doggy position
>no titjob :(
>Proceed to put my stiffy into her
>She moans a bit
>I begin fucking her nice milf pussy while I reach to grab and fondle to her tits
>enjoy the moment. The harder I pump into her, the wetter she gets
>ohgodthisisgood.mp4
>climaxing, I cum on her nice ass
>wipes the cum off, smiled at me, and gestured I dont make a noise and that she goes out the closet first
>I walk away next
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>I got to nail the lovely milf in my boredom and horniness

I feel a wee bit guilty since I have a gf of nearly a year now. But shit, if opportunity arises, and you're bored our of your mind and very horny, I say indulge!

There's a part II of this. Reply if you want more.

I hate christians, I'm saving money to buy an assault rifle and shoot in a crowded christian church... I wouldn't care if die or get caught.

I just want to kill them, kill the most that i can.

I'm an unironic /pol/ack, yet I have an interracial bbc fetish. I love watching young white girls getting fucked by hung black men and the though of white genocide makes me diamonds

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Honestly, fucking same. I pretty much only watch interracial porn. The hate boner is fucking phenomenal.

I'm pretty sure most of us /pol/acks love bbc porn, we also love to hate it.

That’s what Wal Mart aisles are for!

i'm wearing the panties of the little girl I molested around a year ago.

My job often involves going into people's houses, and I try to steal at least one pair of dirty panties from every house.

Lol wtf

I asked my ex about a guy she always used hang around, her “little brother”, and she got defensive.... I’m sure something was going on, I never found out, and I don’t think she’ll ever admit it, and then she broke up with me, and she’s mad at me because I lived in faster than she did.... she’s still single and we have some random convos too...

That is not what a "White Knight" is newfag. That is just called common decency. You are what in hushed tones and whispers are called an "Evil Knight" Also, go pray to Satan. I heard he likes this sort of thing and is looking for a bitch to fuck.

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the panties aren't from a year ago, she wore 'em two days ago

Pics? Have you cum in them before? Does she know?

You don't really want to see a 30+ man wearing a 10yo girl panties

She knows I wore them since I showed her. She giggled.

I came in those panties at least six times

See, I couldn't do that. The nut would kill her scent, which is why I would keep them in the first place.

You misunderstand. I do want pics. Hard if possible.

Yes the nut killed her scent but since I see her every day it's not a bad thing. Her scent made me came so hard I feared to pass out

this is embarassing

Dont be embarrassed. Dont include your face. Be proud of your kink. I want a pic to imagine myself in it.

I buttfucked a pigs ass no joke.

Tons of porn and giftcard giveaways in this discord server.
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-dic