Has Yea Forums ever fucked someone famous?

Has Yea Forums ever fucked someone famous?

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nope

Who is that? A child star?

I fucked your mom, OP. She is famous for being a whore.

Nobody believes me when I say I fucked Michelle Obama and had Barack watch. Pretty sure one of those kids are mine lol.

A pornstar before she into the business.

who is this???

Most likely, Michelle use to be a man and Barack is gay. The children were adopted.

If you'd said Justin Trudeau that would be believable

In my dreams i have

Got a Bj by Eliza Dushku 12-13 years ago

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you dont recognize your sister?

>rekt.

If you're gonna lie you at least gotta write a good story faggot

Yeah when I was a kid me and Emma Stone hooked up at a party in Scottsdale AZ

I fingered her but her friends busted in and whisked her away before we could fuck.

This was a few years before she was on Superbad, already lived in LA but she would come into town and visit her friends because she grew up in our neighborhood as kids.

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>met her on a party of a common friend
>she was drunk
> I drove her home
> she sucked my dick
> end

no, but I've been blown by a stripper that sucked off Lemmy from Motorhead immediately before me.

achievement level: low

Every stripper has at some point just sucked off lemmy.

yeah - that why; achievement level: low

Almost fucking a Oscar Winner... That's sad if true, user. Feel sorry for you.

How does it feel to know that all of your favorite superhero movies were made by homosexual child rapists

yes, Fairuza Balk and Kari Wuhrer

Friendly reminder Dan the Van is Yea Forumshero.

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Jodie Sweetin back in 2005..story if interested

Nobody's favorite superhero movies are superman returns or the X-men series.

It’s a pasta dumbass

Do it.

In 1994 I had sweet, innocent, sexy teenage sex with Christina Ricci.

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I fucked William shatner’s wife a few years back. They have a home in rural Versailles ky (YouTube: American pickers William shatner) Anyway I know all the neighbors and visit every so often so while I was there visiting and Liz was there drinking with one of the wives and we were introduced. I mentioned we built the house and later when we were out of earshot of the others she
invited me back to see the house. Bill was in L.A. and she was lonely and half drunk so I plowed her on a couch in the basement. I feel bad about it now.

I'm just pissed that fuck keeps getting picked to head up X-Men properties. X-Men is being squandered. It could easily compete with Avengers or Justice League stuff.

Justice league. Lol. DC couldnt make a decent flick if the marvel people held their hand

KEK

Idk pretty normal high school stuff

A pasta OG by me that I post in these threads because it happened.

I grew up with Annie Dusenbery, aka Aiden Starr. She used to hang out at punk shows and was super tiny, awkward, quiet, and weird. If you bought her a beer she would thank you with head. That girl gave a lot of head to a lot of people. She never fucked a nigger until it was on-screen, and now it seems like she's gone down a really terrible road. She is no longer the sweet little Annie that I grew up. She has guzzled down the jew poison that told her to fuck niggers and be bi-sexual and all sorts of degenerate, civilized society-destroying stuff. She is mentally retarded but feels that she's an absolute genius (she obviously doesn't understand that words have definitions - instead feels that her feelings define the world in which she lives). Anyway. She sucked a mean dick, and I used to fuck her tiny vaginey before it was ruined by disgusting subhuman niggers and jews.

Do you have pics of Emma?

Lying faggot. Maybe she was a chick that looked like her, or maybe you’re just completely lying. Either way you’re a queer.

Many know that she was heavy into drugs and what not. I was living in Anaheim at the time (worked at a nearby fun adventure land) and sold small amounts of weed to get by (LA is fucking expensive) one of my regulars was classmates with Sweetin in high school and being a fan of the show I wanted to meet her. She (her classmate) arranged a meetup and I started selling her weed as well which was nice since I charged her more. She was married at the time to some douche cop I think and they apparently hated each other. One day she called me up asking for a resupply and i said id come on over. I expected her friend to be with her but nope..solo. so I showed up with about 1/2 lbs (most i could get at the time) i asked if I could smoke before I left. She of course said sure. I could tell she was on something else as well. Likely pills, maybe xanax I'm not sure. I flirted a bit saying I had a crush on her growing up and shit [mind you I'm 1 year older than her] and she loved the flirtatious nature of our conversation. Things picked up and before I knew what was going on we were muggin on her couch. Husband was at work luckily so it progressed into more than just kissing. Her BJ skills were decent at best but she did have a beautiful pierced shaved pussy that was like nectar. I'll never forget it we enjoyed each other once more after that session and she eventually stopped calling and we lost touch. I'll never forget it

I fucked the nerd that adamantly claims to have fingered Emma Stone. He cries when he orgasms and needs to be called bitchbaby to get an erection. I hooked up with him at a party in Scottsdale AZ, He was dancing on a table with toilet paper hanging off his shoe and he said he needed someone to peg him with a beer bottle or he was going to kill himself. I shoved a broomstick up his ass but his mom busted in and he was whisked away before we could watch My Little Pony.

This was years before he claimed to have fingered Emma Stone.

LOl on my 2004 flip phone? No I dont even think it had a camera.

Fucking zoomers

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Emily from the band metric

Fuck you Shoresy

Are you serious lol

Wow Emily chill the fuck out, we all had bad hookups in high school

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You fucked Vicki Valencorp and the Gypsy bitch from Thinner? Fucking liar.

Do you have any concept of the world before Smart Phones?

Why do you care so much about this larping? Honestly curious.

Lisa Blount from An Officer And A Gentleman. Years ago. Old fag here.

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Bro you don't even know the rules? Pic or it didn't happen, of course they're all lying, the point can they lie with an interesting story.

>I feel bad about it
Nobody would feel bad about this you lying faggot

I think 3-5% of stories are true.

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Why?

Imagine seething this hard over somebody who may or may not have fingered Emma Stone.

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Because I actually have fucked a celebrity and all these fags urk me with shitty lies

Well, nobody is gonna have pics so they need to sound believable

tell your story

I thought it was funny

Wow dude

>YOU FUCKING LIAR DIDNT FUCK A CELEBRITY

>I DID THO

lol kys

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>friendly reminder based Dan creamed Miranda
I envy him so much.

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I fucked Wilt Chamberlain

I got head from Arabelle Raphael at a friend's record release party. She was a fan of his band, and kind of a friend. We were drinking and smoking weed and the conversation turned sexual. I mentioned that I had never cum from getting head and she thought was just the worst thing that ever happened to anyone. So we went into an empty bedroom, started making out, I played with her fat gorgeous jew tits, and she told me she was going to "suck the fucking soul right out of" me. Well, that little jewess got on her knees and sucked the fucking cum right out of my little dick. She told me that my dick and cum tasted delicious, and that we should hang out again. We never saw each other again lol. I lied to her, of course. I had cum a few times with a few different girls. But that girls still sucked the nut right out of my balls, gobbled it down, and actually thanked me for feeding her. Good times.

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Victoria Justice.

Literally who.

Welcome to club everybody. Dude fucked like 20000 bitches.

>Be me, just turned 21
>Live In LA, go to nightclub with a few buddies
>We run into my favorite pornstar Adrianna Chechik and one of her whore friends don’t remember her name don’t care
>tell her how fucking hard she gets me and that I love her cute little mole next to her pussy
>she says “wow I’ve never heard that one before thank you” and grabs my cock outside of my jeans
>says she can see how hard I get her and I wasn’t lying
>unzips my pants
>her friend pulls out my dick
>Adrianna gets on her knees and makes me blow a load down her throat in under three minutes, which she swallows
>I thank her and take her to get her a drink
>We do a fat chop of coke in the bathroom
>says she needs to go find her friend but it was fun
>make out a bit and I say I gotta go find my buddies
>they say they saw her blowing me lol

& that’s why I get pissed off when Cheeto fingers lie about fucking hot celebrities

What lol

I would kill myself but then your mom would die in her sleep tonight if you do not respond to this post

>favorite pornstar
>post her name wrong
you gotta love Yea Forumstards

Who hasn't

i would not advice serching Ch*7d star doing porn

Is the ghost still at college snorting coke and fucking fratbros like mad?

Who is this

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Snogged Gwen Stefani back in 1997 when she was touring England. Met her after the show in Brixton Academy and got chatting. She loved my English accent and as I was a huge fan she wanted me to remember the moment. She leaned over and kissed my lips. I went for it and kissed her back and we sniffed for a minute or so. I got a boner but couldn't do shit about it. She just smiled and walked away. Yep never forgot that moment.

Oh god this poor kid thinks LA kids wait until they're 21 to go to the nightclubs...

You tried kid, you tried and nobody can take that away from you.

>Has Yea Forums ever fucked
No.

This is a story I like to share about the time I met Bill Pullman.

>be me
>high school dipshit
>driving around small town, bored
>come around a corner, see Bill Pullman, recognize him from SpaceBalls
>we pull over
>chat with him
>hes on his way to vacation spot with his family
>we were the only people to recognize him (small town)
>hes super friendly
>asked us if we had seen any of his other work
>"no"
>this is pre internet days
>he turns the tables and starts asking us questions, what life was like there, our hobbies etc
>seemed sincerely interested and engaged
>time to go he wishes us well. Says to keep eyes out for a movie about aliens.

No I didn't fuck him. Super nice dude though.
>check em

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Oooooooh I put an extra ‘N’
>imagine trying to find the simplest error and being this new
Fag.
This is why no porn star will ever deep throat you.

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Raped by Weinstein bros. in a limo. Too lazy to MeToo

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Dan the man with the roofie plan, checking in.

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I know a guy who fucked Kobe Thai.

I know Jodie. Small world.

Go on, tell us stories. Wanna read good stuff.

Lol I didn’t “wait” that’s just the first time I had been you fucking idiot. Some people never go to night clubs their whole life retard.
>try again

Also who said anything about waiting. Could’ve been my 5th time going cept this time I was 21? Go back to school dipshit

Check what faggot. These?

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Wonder if Dan still fucks her. Maybe Miranda is too old for him now, but she still has amazing dick sucking lips.

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I've fucked Baily Jay right before he turned famous and changed his porn name to Harley Quinn. I've also done coke with and fucked Gianna Michael.

Doubt it. But i do love her hangers so, nice story.

I cucked the grandson of a former dictator once. Does that count?

>Be me
>See Jeremy Sisto on the street when homeless and wandering around LA.
>recognize his face cuz he did a badass low budget cyberpunk movie and he did some other legit roles in the 90s.
>Tell him you dig his work and ask him if he where to get some water cuz LA is the fucking desert.
>he points and mumbles maybe idk
>Walk on
>Few minutes later he pulls up next to me and hands me cash and water bottles.
>Cool dude

My b I meant these!

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Dan's more interested in her feet

Back when I was 8 i had sex with Kevin spacey

Who the fuck is this?

Hi, C. What's up?

I nailed Queen Elizabeth the second in the old poop shoot whilst wearing her crown. Phillip was off shouting some racial abuse at the black servants and didnt care what was happening. Her BJ skills are awesome, especially when the dentures come out.

beyond truth

Who knows...

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All I knew about her before she sucked my little dick was that she was a "famous cocksucker" with fantastic tits. Neither of those descriptions disappointed in any way, shape, or form. Wish I had taken pics or a video dude. My bad

Yea Forums
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

> ITT; people not heeding the warning

Yea Forums is always right, fag.

Still waiting a preview like that of Miranda, but seems user never posted again.

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I made out with and finger banged Eva Longoria. We went to HS together in Corpus Christi

Wouldnt doubt some of it This babbysitter chick once told me it's only the idiot morons who get caught and jailed for deviant acts. Thats what we hear of in a bad way

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Angelina Jolie sucked my cock whilst Brad Pitt tongue punched my asshole once.

true story.

What the hell is that an how in hell do you have it?

>implying that before they were famous, hot girls never had sex or gave bjs

you're clearly a virgin faggot. Hot girls take a lot of dick when they younger. Just because you've never touched one doesn't mean they aint touchin' others.

Hi George.

Danny Devito fisted my fartbox

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I tell every girl that you are not going to make me cum by sucking me off. They take offense and go full turbo slut.

Footfag was here trolling again smiley.

Fucked Kim Cattrall, New Year's 2007-2008 at a party in a small Canadian town

Nobody will believe me

I fucked Rod Blagojevich's daughter right after he went to prison. It started with my sending a condolence letter. It was pretty amazing. We still talk.

And I'll do it again you little shit. You still owe me my ring I lost in there, I told you not to fucking talk about it.

I deflowered Audra Miller, she's the singer of the Band First to Eleven.

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I mean I didn’t fuck anyone famous.
Does is count if Dan Schneider fucked me ?
AMA

and when i was done, BP gave me Jennifer Anistons number, so I called her up:

> me: Ayyyyy girl
> JA: OMG I NEED THE COCK

so i went around to her house and proceeded to fuck her like a stallion and leave her so well fucked that she couldn't walk for a week.

true story.

But why user don't post more pics?

What color of hair you got.

Go on. Story?

I wonder why

Gotta say. Gotta take what celebs you can get, but you got the most generic ones

How young were you?

Miranda Cosgrove, are you, you are?

>has Yea Forums ever fucked
No.

I dunno. Between the casting couch and and a bombing in Manchester, Telling a whole story is kinda traumatizing.

Jailbait young. But old enough to remember.

You know the rules, Ariana. Tits or GTFO.

Don't know user, they were just trolling a thread like this like normal.

Hard to believe, you were too old for Dan.

i fucked the drummer from queen's daughter in an alleyway in london after a wu-tang clan show in like 2013/14

If I actually had tots I’d show them. No one wants to see my jujube sized tits

The girls are a cockteases, we will never see them naked.
;_;

Somehow this is crazy enough to be believable

How was your first time with Dan? Heard he has a big dick.

Small indeed. Ask her about it

But you fucked a lot of famous people, even lesbian action with your co-stars like Jenette.

Found the nigger

At that time, everyone had a huge dick. Really difficult to find someone to stretch me out like that again.

I wouldn’t say they are famous. They’re just friends

who are you?

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Did Dan came inside you, fucked your mouth or ass too?
Post greentext, for science.

So Dan and Miranda? that would be something

Whats your...Favorite single celled organism in the Pacific Ocean that starts with the letter B?

Who was the better and worst fuck of your "friends"?

who are you?

>Really difficult to find someone to stretch me out like that again.
I know you are trolling, but I'm so hard right now.
Elaborate, please.

Actually sounds interesting.

Tell about faruza. She seems insane. How that mouth do?

Yes you are.

This is the final scene from a Dancing Bear video shot in what looks like an office. Plenty of other women participating in the many videos readily available (distinguishable by their shirt colors), but the full vid of this final scene is....incredibly elusive.

Only time i've every trolled through literally dozens of videos looking for one scene in particular came up fruitless. Would be eternally grateful to the user who could locate it.

Only ever seen this beauty in gif/webm form here, and only ever the moneyshot. Would kill for more of the full deal.

>be me
>on casting couch
>dan sits down
>general chitchat.wav
>dans getting a bit closer
>feeling uncomfortable so move towards armrest and lean back a bit
>dans nice now. I feel better, but has hand on my knee. Still weird
>hand runs up inside of my thigh
>ok what?.jpeg
>figure this is common audition for Nickelodeon.
>2 fingers up my miniskirt and just inside my panties
>ok. Gottarollwiththis.tiff
>2 finger slip inside
>felt like wine bottle to me at that age

Never really got off cause I didn’t know back then. I couldn’t figure out why dans pants were all wet in the front.

Oh well. Live and learn.

I can still feel the calluses of those 2 knuckles

And you were okay with this (and much more, I suppose)? Sorry to say, but you got what you deserved. You sold your body for fame.

Hell, I can't understand why Dan never got the metoo shit.

I can’t say I did it for fame at the time. I didn’t know.
But I can say I still must for being taken advantage of like that again.
Too many people around nowadays. I hope for the time I’m somewhere who doesn’t recognize me and just take what they want.

He was like a father figure. Would you send you own dad to prison?

YES
>i have been with a lots of celebrities pornstars/camgirls and some models/twitch girls
>i even popped the cherry of a well known celebrity ...NO NAMES

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Tits or gtfo.

Dan fucked a lot of underage girls, not just Ariana. Apparently, he was extremely rough with poor Miranda.
I can't understand why any girl talk about him. He is not that big.

They’re just a google search away....

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How many times did he fucked your feet? Be honest.

hahaha
Nice one, you have a very dry humor.

Some of it would not surprise me

None to tell you the truth. Wasn’t his thing. He never really fucked me per say. He just like rimming and circling inside my labia and just around the just around the entrance. Eventually his fingers would get in there. But he was rather gentle about it. Never really felt forced.

Keep talking. What more Dan did to you?

Interesting. Who got it worse; you, Jenette, Miranda or Victoria?

>Dan who?
i need a full name

Do you really believe Ariana Grande is talking here? You are su fuckin' insane, faggots.

Had a sixsome with this lot

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Nope.

>only honest Yea Forumstard in this thread

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Do you have gossip to share about your co-stars?

This user is the only honest one here

He’d come into the makeup room.
It felt really great when he took over brushing my hair. He also put on my eyeliner. He’s actually responsible for how I do my eyeliner and mascara now.
I could tell he enjoyed brushing my eyelashes ever so gently.

Former dictator of they Seychelles. His grandson’s GF and I were really close friends. Total slut. Banged her on multiple occasions. Finger banged her in front of him and drunkenly made him spoon me to sleep, all the while I was knuckle deep in her. He was pretty bummed the rest of his visit. I almost feel bad for him. Almost. I was in love with her too.

We don’t know. It was all separate. It wasn’t until recently we find out we weren’t alone in this.

Unironically, that's a nice story. More?

What the other girls told you about Dan?

story

I want to believe. Post proof, please.

I hate when you see a really hot blowjob on dancing bear and you go to find it again and you never will.

I fuck miss Louisiana 2016

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Sadly, I never really go to touch him myself.
He was always in control, but never aggressive.
I tried many times to touch his penis, but he’d always pull away.
He always wanted to make sure i was ok. Very selfless of himself.
Dan never made me orgasm. I didn’t know what it was then.
But I think if the past, and nothing makes me more wet.

I really wish I could help him help othes

I’m the opposite. Got my v card taken back in ‘97. Not naming a name, but it’s no one special. Was on a sitcom for awhile and had a bit part in a few movies. Mid 40’s. Fantastic tits, and knew what the fuck she was doing. Even said it was ok when I blew my first load, and sucked me hard again (which took about 15 seconds, I was 19). Told me to tell her when I was going to cum again. Took about a half hour this time. Told me when to slow down, when to go harder.

> gonna cum

Squeezed her breasts together and opened her mouth. Came all over her tits and face. She sucked me a little more to finish me off. Laid in bed for awhile, she told me she had to go. I got dressed and left, and she told me that whoever was with me would be a lucky girl.

Instill think back to her when I’m fucking my wife sometimes.

SAUCE

Kirk got shot in the back In generations, and you finished the job.

That's so fucked up. Maybe you are the real Ariana after all.

That's how you tell a story

I'm curious: do you still hate Victoria, are you happy because her career is so dead?

Miranda’s stories are a bit lore similar to mine, but it seem he was softer with me.
My understanding this were a bit different on the drake and josh set

What are the odds that someone who fucked some one famous would:

>Browse Yea Forums,
>at this time of day/night,
>and see this thread to post their experience?

I can’t say I hate her. It saddens me. I can’t say I love my career either. Things just aren’t the same without dans guidance.

Miranda was like 10 at Drake and Josh. Gross as hell.

It wasn’t about Miranda. It was about drake and josh

Did you were passed around at Dan's parties with CEOs like Miranda?

I can’t say he touched them, but how he was with me, I think he got josh and drake to touch each other.

Bro, don't poke the pedos, they multiply.

No. We had a special relationship.
Never realized Miranda was doing that. I never had to. I wanted to marry dan.

Fuck you Jonesy

How so? Maybe your acting career is dead, but you a A++ list celebrity around the world.

...

Goddamn this is funny

Interested!!!!!

>Gianna

Nah nigga. Was she as energetic off camera?

I should write a god damn fan fiction book.

Ok back into character

Loving your rapist is called Stockholm Syndrome, girl.

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Efrain?

Acting was ok. I don’t think I would have continued without dans encouragement.

Not bad trolling, but you never say nothing really interesting.
Good work anyway, Yea Forumsbro. 8/10.

I don’t understand. I wasn’t raped. I fell in love with a man that was in love with me.

Shit, that kills the fun. I'm out.

kys

classic

Don’t have to spell it all out. Leave something to the imagination. Also. The fishhook is still there so maybe 9/10?

Haha. I home you at least rubbed one out.

I got a blowjob from a girl named Anne in college. Her aunt played the mom in poltergeist. Closest I will ever get to famous I'm pretty sure

You were too vanilla. Larping needed a insane story about Ariana being coked out and fucking some strangers just for fun, stuff like the infamous Miranda Cosgrove ghost pasta. You know, something big.
So 8/10 is fair.

Don't worry, Ariana, you are safe. All we know you are not Ariana, just a troll talking nonsense and fanfictions ;)
Remember,
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

i want the story so bad!

Girls don't suck dick unless they feel guilty over you paying too much attention to their needs. Definitely won't do it unless there's reciprocation.

I owned a bicycle shop back in the day. It was prominently featured on an episode of different strokes.

Sounds like a good way to get the syph and eight other diseases that strap with the letter h

Fuck you Jonesy.

I get it.
I’m not a professional larper.

Maybe next time I’ll tell you about the 3rd and 4th callous. Dan does the shocker and the spocker quite well

nice

who the fuck is this ?

I fucked Ashley Patterson (aka Ashley Reign apparently) when we both went to school at Arkansas State. She's not really famous though, just some struggling actress dating Angelina Jolie's brother. Still worth posting as it's not bullshit like the rest of these.

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I worked behind the cameras in porn in the 2000s and even got to be in a couple scenes with porn stars you probably never heard of. AMA

Allie from the band Ra Ra Riot. Not exactly famous but they were on Conan once.

Yes

samefag, literally no one knows who that is.

>That girl gave a lot of head to a lot of people.

>She is no longer the sweet little Annie that I grew up.

Pick one.

Okay Ace

If a train leaves Chicago at 9:15am traveling 45mph, they’re serving chicken in the dining car, it’s 78%humidity outside, and it’s a national holiday.
Can you walk the dinosaur?

Little niggas today aint got no idea man. We aint had no internet, no gps, no none of that shit. Textin took like 9 hours cuz you had to cycle thru the letters n shit

Gonna need details my man

told this story many times, so will give Cliff Notes edition: fucked Nina from Goodnight Show. Met her at the King William fair in San Antonio when she was housesitting a massive Victorian era 3 level home. Having drinks inside, went up to the third floor to get a better look at the fair down below, chemistry was popping, fucked her on the floor of what looked like an old ballroom. 100% bareback, full load. Finished up, had a few more drinks. Called her a couple of times but too much distance to meet up again.

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Gianna is a straight up gangster bro. She'll party after porno cons and shit. I wouldn't fuck her with a rented dick, but of you're looking for crazy fun company you couldn't chill with any better bitch. She's a fucking hoot

Me too - I used to be a douchebag cop and was married to her

Trick Question : the Answer is watermelon

In high school I fucked Annette Schönlaub once. You might know her as Annette Schwarz. This was before she started drinking piss (as far as I know)

Gave Elton John head once.

lol

Got a bj from Daisy Dead a few years back.

great story

I had sex with Richard D James (Aphex Twin) after he divorced his first wife

his penis is average, but he's a generous lover.

>she was with her family on holiday in vermont
>she was skiing and fell down
>I helped her
>we talked, she was so cute and innocence
>the next day we met again
>I took all my courage and kissed her
>she returned the kiss
>we went to my hotel room
>we stripped each other
>she told me she was a virgin
>I said we don't have to do it
>but she wanted, all her friend already had sex
>we had sex, she cleary never had sex before
>the next couple days we met often and had sex a few times
>then her holiday was over
>we still write sometimes

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Gross

you what mate.

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The only celebrity sex dreams I've had were one where I fucked Sarah Palin and one where I raped Maisie Williams.

As to the thread, personally, no. But my brother knows a guy who fucked David Tennant, and my mum knows a woman who fucked Julia Bradbury.

I think my brother might have fucked a cam girl who we went to school with.

wow
how old was she at this time?
and how was is it to have this beauty in your bed?

she was 16

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is she a innie or a outie?

innie

Tell me more about the sex with her. Please!

she was nervous (like every virgin). has a tight pussy and nice little tits. she told me she never had any sexual experience, neither bj or hj. one day she tried giving me head. it wasn't terrible but also not good.
we just had normal sex (mostly missionary but doggy and cowgirl too).
It was okay for a girl with no experience

Praise lemmy.

We did lines of coke at a club. She sucked my dick at the table, I took her back to my hotel room, we did more coke, and we fucked.

not really famous persay but i fucked Aspen, the overwatch twitch streamer a little over 2 years ago in high school

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you know the wrong girls

My friend fucked John Mayer the fruity singer guy and she gave him herpes. He didn't use a condom and she was in full breakout mode. He probably had no idea.

Oh yeah me too! On the set of jay and silent bob. I was delivering a pizza. You fucking faggot.

gross dude

Is she someone famous?