> be me > be a teenager > have a crush on a girl > talk to her for about a year > realise that she is not into you > realise that she is right because you aree awkward and you have no social skills whatsoever > watch her talk to other guys > get mad > plan revenge > go on ebay and buy a ‘how to give a mind blowing bj’ book for £3.02 > put it in a package and leave it at her front door at 3 in the morning > watch her be confused while texting everyone and alerting the school authorities > school’s head teacher asks pretty much everyone in the school for an entire week > no one suspects me of doing it > smile like a retard every time you hear someone talking about it
I was arrested for "threatening to shoot up a school" and spent 2 months in jail.
>Be me, 17 year old weird highschool kid >Have schizophrenia, very intense delusions along with paranoia and auditory hallucination, >Was on some pretty hardcore psych meds >Stop taking medication because I thought my mom was trying to poison me >Sitting in class when voices get really loud >Panic and run to nurse's office, she's always been super cool with me but looking back she just felt bad because I had no friends >Explain what's happening best I can >"What are you hearing user?" >Explain that THE VOICES are telling me to hurt people, that they say I should start killing classmates because they were spreading rumors so I wouldn't have friends >Nurse is visibly shaken up by this >Calls on-campus officer >I try to run out of her office because at this point I was convinced they were going too kill me >Officer grabs me, pulls me back into the office, and calls for backup >Nurse tells him what I said, minus all the parts that keep it from being terrorist threat >Officer questions me >Tell him what I told her >Of course he brushes off what I say and takes the nurse's side >Handcuffed and brought to his squad car out front, in plain view of my whole school >6 or 7 police vehicles at least >Spend the next 2 months in a 9 by 13 padded cell
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Elijah Morris
bloody hell, I thought I was fucked up for doing that, you guys are hardcore over there (I suppose you are from the US)
Jonathan Stewart
LMAO, rekt
Jonathan Phillips
>School admin was caught banging a student (16-ish) during school hours >Both admitted to it happening over 200 times, over a span of two years >Admin admits to inviting the girl over to babysit his kids, then having the sex with her instead >Apparently it was 100% consensual, but since the girl was underage, the guy got sent to jail >Somebody posted a picture of him from a recent court hearing on fb a couple weeks ago, he looks like somebody's prison bitch now
Oliver Turner
i guess the guy asked for it
Dylan Clark
Was caught as a part of a group of guys who used to look at panties of girls in skirts sitting at the back of the class. Although later i didnt own up so wasn't pinned for it.
Carson Long
How did you do it?
Tyler Rodriguez
This has to be the lamest revenge I've ever heard.
Luis Thomas
Pretend to pick up pens and shit, looking back I see we were obvious as fuck and it spread, once half the guys were sitting in all the front rows for a substitute class.
