> be me > be a teenager > have a crush on a girl > talk to her for about a year > realise that she is not into you > realise that she is right because you aree awkward and you have no social skills whatsoever > watch her talk to other guys > get mad > plan revenge > go on ebay and buy a ‘how to give a mind blowing bj’ book for £3.02 > put it in a package and leave it at her front door at 3 in the morning > watch her be confused while texting everyone and alerting the school authorities > school’s head teacher asks pretty much everyone in the school for an entire week > no one suspects me of doing it > smile like a retard every time you hear someone talking about it
I was arrested for "threatening to shoot up a school" and spent 2 months in jail.
>Be me, 17 year old weird highschool kid >Have schizophrenia, very intense delusions along with paranoia and auditory hallucination, >Was on some pretty hardcore psych meds >Stop taking medication because I thought my mom was trying to poison me >Sitting in class when voices get really loud >Panic and run to nurse's office, she's always been super cool with me but looking back she just felt bad because I had no friends >Explain what's happening best I can >"What are you hearing user?" >Explain that THE VOICES are telling me to hurt people, that they say I should start killing classmates because they were spreading rumors so I wouldn't have friends >Nurse is visibly shaken up by this >Calls on-campus officer >I try to run out of her office because at this point I was convinced they were going too kill me >Officer grabs me, pulls me back into the office, and calls for backup >Nurse tells him what I said, minus all the parts that keep it from being terrorist threat >Officer questions me >Tell him what I told her >Of course he brushes off what I say and takes the nurse's side >Handcuffed and brought to his squad car out front, in plain view of my whole school >6 or 7 police vehicles at least >Spend the next 2 months in a 9 by 13 padded cell
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Elijah Morris
bloody hell, I thought I was fucked up for doing that, you guys are hardcore over there (I suppose you are from the US)
Jonathan Stewart
LMAO, rekt
Jonathan Phillips
>School admin was caught banging a student (16-ish) during school hours >Both admitted to it happening over 200 times, over a span of two years >Admin admits to inviting the girl over to babysit his kids, then having the sex with her instead >Apparently it was 100% consensual, but since the girl was underage, the guy got sent to jail >Somebody posted a picture of him from a recent court hearing on fb a couple weeks ago, he looks like somebody's prison bitch now
Oliver Turner
i guess the guy asked for it
Dylan Clark
Was caught as a part of a group of guys who used to look at panties of girls in skirts sitting at the back of the class. Although later i didnt own up so wasn't pinned for it.
Carson Long
How did you do it?
Tyler Rodriguez
This has to be the lamest revenge I've ever heard.
Luis Thomas
Pretend to pick up pens and shit, looking back I see we were obvious as fuck and it spread, once half the guys were sitting in all the front rows for a substitute class.
Carter Flores
And you did these in “groups” lmao
Parker Hill
Hence got caught, we were in a boarding school, and the prefects were asked to take care of it, those fuckrs asked everything like panty colours to girl match and shit, but told us to stop it.
Nathaniel Wilson
One of the kids in my middle school class got caught with a ounce of weed and scales in his backpack.
Elijah Robinson
So she gave the guys she cucked you with mind blowing blowjobs?
Noah Wright
Incredibly lame, I'm sorry you are such a pussy
Aiden Turner
Only thing I can think of is that two girls in parallel class with me where allegedly giving out blowjobs for necklaces/bracelets made of 50 of the tabs from soda cans.
Oh and I shorted a building when I was in third or fourth grade didn't get in trouble for it they where just happy I didn't electrocute myself.
Landon Ross
Post pic
Adrian Rogers
Remembered another thing. Someone had a shit in a sink which lead to all classes having assigned bathrooms (because someone who finds it funny to shit in the sink is sure to obey a sign that says "9B" despite not being in that year).
Jayden Phillips
no scandals but during my junior year this happened >junior year, be 17 >part of a group of friends >we arent popular but we arent outcasts >hear one day that one of my friends friends committed suicide with his dads shotgun >sad but it doesnt affect me because i never even knew the guy existed >comfort friend best i can >about halfway through the year there was a car crash after school >driver and 3 passengers went over a chain link fence and into an irrigation ditch >3 passengers die and driver lived >survivors guilt kicks in and dude drops out of school and never heard from him again >same year some kid OD'd on some painkiller and died because he was home alone and didnt call an ambulance >2 others commit suicide for random reasons >overall 7 deaths in my highschool in one year >shits bad, school gets a bad rap
Benjamin Russell
How do you get caught fucking a student in school? Just close the fucking door and gag the bitch I swear the people who get caught are asking to get caught.
Jace Gutierrez
also another incident >some dude i barely know going through a rebellious phase >fucked some freshman 3 years younger than him, he was 18 >never got jail time because no one told anybody that would get him arrested >he lights a bathroom trashcan on fire >shit almost burns down one of the buildings >dude gets caught almost immediately >gets arrested >dont know how long he was in there but when he got out he turned his life around >got his GED and went to college
Jeremiah Phillips
>TFW I was at home sick on penis inspection day and had to have my penis inspected by Mr Smith the gym teacher the next week, Instead of the cute school nurse.
I'm not even going to green text this In my school 2 teachers got 2 girls pregnant and the school helped them escape legal troubles
James Thompson
At our school one of the science teachers was an online pornstar that only fucked niggers. Oh and cucked her husband. People were AirDropping the shit non-stop for awhile.
Luke Gonzalez
Medical student, done OB/GYN rotation.
Large labia has NOTHING to do with number of sexual partners or frequency of sex. Diddly fucking squat. Labia size is determined by birth and puberty. It’s the equivalent of your dick shape.
Frequency of sex will not make the outer vagina look any different. A huge cock may make it gape for like... a few hours, but won’t make the labia bigger.
The only thing that actually changes the size and shape is childbirth, and then it’s usually only after the second - third child.
I saw hundreds of vaginas on rotation, with complete sexual history. There was zero correlation. A woman who’s told us she’s had a hundred partners often had a total “innie” pussy with tiny labia. Lots of girls who had intact hymens had large labia.
Having a shitload of tattoos on the other hand....
Asher Martinez
I know, like, what the fuck was I even thinking? Although my town is quite an upper class town and nothing happens, so even this shit was enough to panic everyone around
Daniel Edwards
If that was a few years ago then yeah, that would have been a bit of a scandal, nowadays everyone brings weed to school
Noah Sanders
I honestly hope so, but that was not the point. I wanted to confuse her, first of all, but also tell her that she’s a slut and she’ll end up as a prostitute
John Torres
that’s shit sucks man, hope it didn’t affect you too much
Lincoln Fisher
Alabama by any chance?
Joshua Bell
i never knew any of the people who died so it didnt really affect me but i knew a few people who knew them, it was rough but we had some moments of silence in remembrance
Julian Russell
>Be 17 >Start hanging out with some kids from school I met at a concert >We start getting drunk all the time and riding around breaking shit >It almost becomes a game where we see who can either do the craziest thing or break the most expensive thing >Decide I'm gonna be a chad and really go for it >Spray paint nigger on a black church >Wake up in the morning and it's all over the news >Tell one of my best friends who isn't involved about it >Turns me in >End up spending a month in juvie >They delay my court appearance for a year >I turn 18 and they charge me as an adult >Ended up getting sentenced to 14 years prison time with all but 6 months suspended
Logan Miller
Volleyball coach got a student pregnant. He "retired" before it actually got out.
Daniel Sanchez
saved
Nathan Turner
2 months jail seems harsh. I get that you needed to be taken out of that environment, but house arrest would have done the trick. Did your symptoms get worse while and after you were in custody? How are you coping these days?
Jason Cook
This is going back years he had retired and we got a new one before i had left but The old SRO at our school used to be a male dancer before he became an officer. And would drag whoever brought it up to the principal.
Bentley Moore
you saved this shit?
Elijah Nguyen
Ahahahahahahahahaha
Hunter Hall
Its the ones you trust the most thatd turn snake on ya