Imagine standing on this stage

>imagine standing on this stage
>imagine announcing some metal bars
>imagine announcing the ridiculous price tag
>imagine what would go through your head
>"oh fuck everyone's gonna hate it and they'll blame me
>"i can't seriously announcing that piece of crap"
>"what am i doing with my life"
>"better kms rn"
>imagine they actually love it
>imagine the crowd of twinks cheering at you
>imagine how you can't believe what exactly happened
>imagine what goes through your head
>"they can't be serious"
>"they'll turn on me any second"
>"they'll tear me to pieces with their cum stained fingers"
>"wait, they like it?"
>"that can't be true"
>"i must be dreaming"
>"they ACTUALLY believe what i said?"
>"what the hell is wrong with those people?"
>"i'm ripping you off big time and you cheer at me?"
>"holy dogshit these beta homos are retarded af"
>imagine getting away with it
>imagine you're so disappointed by humanity you simply try to market an even more ridiculous product next time
>imagine you're just trying to see how long it takes for people to notice
>imagine not even caring about profits anymore
>imagine ripping off homos for the keks, not even for the money
mfw

what would you think if you would stand on that stage?

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I like to think that they take themselves super seriously and actually think they are expanding the bonds of technolgy. Like to the level that they think,imagine,dream the lie they themselves created. That the pro stand is the pinnacle of human ingeniuty and the turning point of the millenia

wait the fucking standing thing for the monitor costs 1000$ ???
are they fucking nuts wtf is this shit i cant even believe it holy shit

When he said it was a grand for the stand you could feel all the air leave the room. It had been a good presentation until that point, and then it just died.

The thing that upsets me most is the fact, that apple will still sell this overpeiced shit. People will actually pay for that.

It was a good presentation when they announced that the price tag of the computer and the monitor together is eleven thousand dollars?

Every single one of the top of the line consumer grade computer components has a price tag somewhere around 2.5k, where is the other 9.5k coming from? (11k+1k stand)

Buying Apple products is one of, if not, THE most clear cut example of narcissism to be found nowadays. You are paying 4x the price of the competition for a product which is AT BEST, as good as, and often times worse than, said competition.

>user sees a thing
>user says what he sees
>asks others to imagine it
>even though we don’t have to bc we all saw it too 4 days ago
>user wishes to express his outrage over this new thing he hasn’t seen before and doesn’t think is normal
>but doesn’t know how to relate to other human beings

>bc OP is a spergie little weirdo
>bc he grew up staring at screens
>bc Apple sold the world the iPhone and an entire industry of clones
>Steve Jobs 1, Humanity 0

Correction, Apple sold the middle class and the children of the first world, the iPhone.

Also let's not get into a competition, because we all know Apple loses to Samsung every year, and has NEVER beaten Samsung in sales of mobile phones.

you should look at some of the crazy, fucked up frankenstein tech of china. there's a channel on youtube called "linus tech tips". the guy might be a faggot, they're canadian, and his crew of dorks is embarrassing but they really do review some weirdo shit. there was a "1tb SATA drive" that required sticking a bunch of 128gb microsd cards in it. it WORKED but of course, read/write sucked and those cards are bound to fail and would cost too much anyway unless you just happened to have too many laying around. they even go as far as making fake desktop CPUs from laptop CPUs, where they are actually decent and might sort of work, but they fabricate an extra layer that takes the pins and creates more for a desktop motherboard. insane idea but it "works".

as if there won't be a $30 option in 10 minutes after they release this thing. it's just a fucking piece of metal with a sticky hinge.

>Apple sold the world the iPhone and an entire industry of clones
>Correction, Apple sold the middle class and the children of the first world, the iPhone.
>and an industry of clones

Everyone is using an iPhone, or a copy of an iPhone made by a competitor. Or are you still enjoying your flip phone in 2019...

# of cheap ass phones & freebies: Samsung by far
# of phones that actually make some fucking revenue for devs: Apple by far

i love these big, heavy glass "beer mugs" they sell at "dollar tree". i've used them for years all day with rum and diet cola. i saw the EXACT mugs--i zoomed in and saw the same ridges on the top for like a "thumb ledge" and counted them--for $80 from some pretentious website as "premium beer mugs". some asshole might have bought 12 of them AND paid shipping for something they could have gotten for $12.

it's just disgusting audacity on the part of apple. as a computer science major, i would never work for them, and have hated and shunned them since i was 16; 28 years ago when i was using a 386 and creating dope tracks in DOS.

oops, i'm not that old. i'm only 42. i used to use "scream tracker 3" and it was a 386 with 4mb ram.

I’ve wanted to do something like this. Make an array of little 1.5” drives. Stack em up like a little cube of spinnydisks. Totals a drive of decent capacity that due to multiple drives writing at once could actually make use of modern hi bandwidth connections.

42 as well. How very 1990s of you user.

>would never work for them, and have hated and shunned them since i was 16; 28 years ago

Check this nigga out lol

lol

You've got this backwards. Apple clones other companies r&d, its why every iPhone is a year behind every samsung phone. Apple never invented shit.

Its 999$ dollars

But atleast your are smerter and edgier than him

I suppose when you're spending that much money on a brand, you certainly have to try your best to defend the product as though it's anything other than an expression of your desperation to be socially relevant.

The actual stats on handsets sold put Samsung well in the lead, and then when you compare growth experienced in those sectors of the companies involved in the design and sale of mobile handsets, Samsung wins again.

Your desperate fanboying does not defeat facts.

You can argue till the cows come home about who was first when it comes to touchscreens, the reality is, however, that throughout the early 2000's, essentially every single cell phone company in the world was developing a touch screen phone. At the point in time at which the iPhone became popular, it certainly was not some innovative idea that Apple came up with.

Not that that even matters, because the reality is that Apple's competitors, for years, have done what Apple does, except better, and at a lower price to the consumer.

Who the fuck wants to spend 1.5k on a mobile phone that breaks the first time its dropped from 2 inches up onto a pillow? Why do you think theres a huge fuss being kicked up over huawei? If Apple could bend the governments arm into crushing ALL their competition for them, they would have done it years ago, the reality is that Apple is terrified of the price and quality of Huawei devices which are even lower than Samsungs. Nonetheless, far from being a discount item, critics and consumers could not rate Huawei phones higher and the specs are top of the line.

So you can see clearly the fact that Apple doesnt want to do things greatly, at a great price. Instead, what they want to do is keep putting out crappy products like that time everyones iphones bent in their pockets, and charge an unimaginably high price for them.

You're their sucker. The funny thing is, you're throwing your money away and you've come here to brag about it. Very wise.