Why do you jack off so often, Yea Forums?

Why do you jack off so often, Yea Forums?

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why do you swallow that large snickers bar like a blow job?

Because I have bad habits, crappy willpower, and I don't pray as often as I should.

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You’re retarded as fuck newfag dickcunt if you think that pic is OP lol. That pic has been floating around forever dipshit. Anyone can post any photo they want on here dumbass

The Holy Grail stack makes you extra horny like, almost all the time. It's not uncommon for me to be outside and just imagine fucking the attractive girls I see.

habit

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Have you tried thinking and praying more?

Trolled.

it's less that all of Yea Forums jacks off a lot and more that people who jack off a lot like to go on Yea Forums. if you want an actual serious answer, its simply because the site allows for anonymity and doesn't take down sexual content, so sexual content has become its main component because the kind of material you see here isn't allowed most other places. it's fairly simple to see why and how these things are happening.

is it YOUR first day on here, pal?

That's certainly going to be the most effective solution.

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I bet you watch Rick & Morty.

Yeah, since Yea Forums is the only place with porn (even the shady kinds) on the internet :)

and you like to kill kittens.

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DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME!!

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NEWFAG WINRAR!

It just feels good, dude.

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uh, no, I hate that show. dudebros who love it have no personality. you have made precisely the wrongest, opposite observation of my character.
did I fucking say that? no. work on the reading comprehension. what exactly are you people trying to defend? we are all on this same site doing the same thing. you're fine.

lol

Seems pretty Reddit to me, boys

Lately because i met a girl, that really get's me hard if i just think about what i'm about to do to/with her, when she's back from vaccation she has not been beaten in 4 weeks, no bruises and just a few cuts left. I'm really eager to "draw" on this blank canvas and fuck her flayed body afterwards. And hope that'll help her decide to become a long term sub of mine.

I NEED MORE SEZCHUAN SAUCE MORTY. GIVE ME MORE SEZCHUAN SAUCE.

I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIICK.

I'm part of an online porn addict friend group.

We watch porn, jerk off and make clips like pic related for each other.

It's pretty awesome if you're a degenerate perv.

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you sound like a female incel, faggot

There is literally no reason more dicks need to be involved. Ya'll are just faggots.

are you proud of yourself?

Yes

I'm part of something that's very satisfying.

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when I jacked off all the time, I didn't know it was bad for me.

regret the years I spent believe all that "it's normal and healthy!" garbage

Huge porn addiction and depression. I fuck my beautiful gf almost every day but I still need to wank 2-5times a day anyway. Feels bad man

consider taking up smoking :)

Don't be a fag and post the result...

Sounds cool, nice cumshot

So i can feel what little dopamine that remains in my body

I have IBS and while I'm jerking it the pain gets slightly less bad

It's summer break innit

great loads whats your xhaimster account

Becase I have zero intimacy in my life.

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