Tfw you will never have this in your basement

>tfw you will never have this in your basement

Why is life so unjust

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is that a girl?

get out there and work for it, bud

If you can't tell by looking, you're fucked mate.

How?

they're scared to click on it, thinking that makes it download and it might be illegal and it DOES make a bigger version download but it's already on their system so there's really no difference.

First and foremost, get some chains and a way to fasten them to your basement walls. Then get a collar. The collar's gonna be the hard part, but if you order it online you shouldn't get in too much trouble. Then just roam the streets at night until you find a suitable woman. Knock her the fuck out . Chain her to the wall, and if she a fatty only feed her enough to maintain a healthy tiddy size.

bold of you to make assumptions.

or do you mean you've never done/will never do this?

why would you lock up a girl?
in the basement no less?

Join a BDSM club, find submissive girlfriend, enjoy playful sexy times.