I'm going to Berlin this September and have some questions

yeah man, übel & gefährlich ftw!

Hamburg is a way better choice then Leipzig.

Same as everywhere I guess

Germany and Austria seem so based

I wish I thought to go there earlier.

Like in the 1930s?

well, more like a few years ago. I didn't realize how cheap it was to go there from New York. I figured any Euro trip would cost me thousands of bucks, but my friends booked a whole week at a nice hotel + flight for 800 each.

I feel exactly the same, just the other way round. I wish I had come to visit the US in my early twenties, but I thought it would require mad cash to do so. Oh well.

>how do i get laid there?
>Find a karaoke bar.
>Do decently on any rap song because English is your native language.
>Pay attention to which girls are watching your performance
>Offer to pay for a drink or two afterwards
>Profit
Be the exotic foreigner.

Where are you from? How old are you now?

As an American, I will say that there are some places I don't find interesting. Like the entirety of New England

is my dick big enough for a german girl?

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nah dawg, im asian

Omg that are easily 12-13 cm. Of course!

it's actually 6.5 inches/16.5 CM

I don't think so bro

I swear. I wish I had a ruler on me.

Kind of agree with you, there. Went to Leipzig right after the wall fell and God, it was shit.

I'm german, 33 years old.
I'm going to work in NY for a few months at the end of next year. I'm in shape, tall, rather good looking and I really like to meet people. I will have 3 weeks of vacation after the work project is finished and my current plan is to visit the west cost for a week or to and then I'll probably relax on hawaii for a few days before heading back home.

That was 30 years ago dude
I'm a New Yorker! Do you know roughly where you're moving to?
Good thing is that 33 years old around here is considered young, at the cool bars I go to, that's like the average age of the people I meet.

that's a very nice dick but shave those fuckin pubes dude, that shit looks like a 70s porno

That would be american average, and therefore to small for german girls.
On the other hand a good friend always says small penises hurt less... but she's also a masochist... Go figure yourself.

my dick is 16-17 CM, though. I'm not lying, that's my measurement without even bonepressing

I have not yet found a place to stay. The office is on Pine Street and I'm looking for a place in lower or midtown manhattan.

Thank you very much for your reply though, that is good news!

What part of Germany are you from?
And look into Brooklyn too, specifically Williamsburg or Bushwick.
I would personally not choose Midtown Manhattan, that would be like living in the most crowded part of Mitte Berlin (though maybe you like that).
And you're welcome!

Thanks for the heads up!
I'm from Düsseldorf (near Cologne) but I'll move to Hamburg once I return from NY.

Are you OP?

Have you always lived in Dusseldorf? I'm roughly familiar with where all the medium to large cities are in Germany because I've been obsessively researching out of curiosity (and because of my trip).

Yes, I'm OP lol.
What kind of neighborhoods do you like? I can steer you in the right direction. I think there is a community of German expats here, but they range from alternative hipster types to wealthy people who like swanky things (same thing with the French).

I would like to chat some more, but my lunch break is over and I need to get back to work now.

Thanks for all the info. If you want to get laid, I would not recommend brothels. Go for private hookers instead. If you know any german, check out

ladies-forum.de/forumdisplay.php?3-Regionale-Foren

They have tons of reviews on hookers for every major city, maybe you can try google translate.

Prices are usually €50-70 for 30min and €100-120 for 60min and the service is WAY better than your average brothel visit.
You need to make an appointment with most of the girls, I usually hit them up with a text/whatsapp, they all speak english.

thanks user!

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Germans are degenerates and drunktards. Also, it's one of the most expensive cities in Europe rn. There thousands of more touristy places. Unless you are looking for a certain place or activity, it makes no sense to go there.

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As a German user I would like to refuse the first half of this statement

I lived enough among Gemans as to know what they enjoy.

On the other hand there is nothing to be said against a bit of enlightenment
>storytime?

Enlightment? Mere degeneracy and weakness. i got no certain story or anecdote. Just how they behaved. Most of them had a comfy economical situtation, although they weren't rich, or even middle-high class. So their main problems left were: who they were expermienting with (sexually), and what were they drinking on Friday night. they couldn't go further than that.

are you a Muslim or something?

>People enjoying themselves cause they live in a non-shithole country
>"Mere degeneracy and weakness"

OK, that might be true for a certain group of people - as you said by trend for lower middle class

My thoughts exactly.

No. Are you butthurt, Franz?

>People not doing anything with their lives
>Almost no interest for nature, building, socializing, meeting new people/ideas, traveling...
>user dislikes
>"Mein Gott, user, haw can du say dat¿¿"

autism alert

be an egg

>Düsseldorf
t.untermensch

Christ that's bad bait.
Research a few of the things you're blabbering about on here and get educated.

ec.europa.eu/

Also next time you go to Germany don't visit Ossi-shitholes

>Ossi-shitholes
What's that?

topkek, are you a poorfag?

Brudaaaa....korrekter Typ :)

I have no idea where you spent your time in germany, but there are shitty people in every country and you obviously made some bad decisions

>I'm going to Berlin this September

learn to salute! and dont forget to visit hitlers bunker to pay respects to the man who tried to save the world from jews.

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press h to pay respects

>press H
twice

Leipzig is meh to Shit lvl, Berlin is one of the Best City to Party here, Hamburg munich and a lot of the bigger towns in the ruhrvally and Rheinland live colonge, Düsseldorf come second
For the brothels, almost ever City seems to habe one, but i dont Know Shit about them, i dont go there

Thats a Getto, why you stay there

Go for the weeb anime girl, some weeks ago it was Japan Day in Düsseldorf, as an Asien you could have got a lot of pussy, even if you are Not Japanes

Neukölln is full of refugees and shit. Leftist scum place. Don't go there

Berliner here too. Really dont stay in Neukölln its a strange place.
It can be heaven and hell.
And a tip dont tell evrybody your from US ...
Some people here dont like that nation so much and even if the news are not so informativ abou that the chance that you are getting in trouble is at minimu double when you an foreigner.
Sorry for that.

Funny story is I fucked some Czech chick in the bathroom on a train in Nürnberg. We didn't even speak the same languages. She kept staring at me so I went and sat by her. She booped my nose and we started touching all over each other. Went to the bathroom and fucked. I miss Germany.

CSB - I once got a blow job from a Brazilian chick on a flight from Osaka to Dallas. I didn't speak Portuguese and she didn't speak English. We tried to make due with our combined knowledge of Spanish but we both kinda sucked at it. We landed in Dallas, I got off (no pun) and she stayed on the plane, continuing to Brazil.

Don't you love it when things work out like that?

I'll never forget it.

I won't either man

Moin, I am a real Hamburger. If you want to visit an extremely beautiful City in Germany, you definitely want to go to Hamburg. Goggle the Reeperbahn if you want to get laid.

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