Ask a complete failure in life anything

Why do you care about sex? Follow up; why do you care about social status?

Dude you lying, tons of medical Companies look for technical sales reps with your background

Finished postdoc, found no job in the field, had to get some money.

Yea Forumsro that is insane. Also it's easy to not be a virgin just fuck a whore that's it. getting a gf? gl

THIS

Tell us what we're supposed to do so we don't end up like you

Just lived my life without fucking thinking.

Given the large number of grads, these positions also have become rather competitive. And let's be honest: I am not good at sales. I can't even sell myself to a girl.

I care about sex because sex is a human need. And I'm not sure I care about social status.

>Just lived my life without fucking thinking

LMAO good job dummy. Have you thought of any plans to turn it around? Hardmode:you can't kill yourself.

Sex is not a human need. Its a primal desire. Refer to old time catholic priests, buddhists, asexuals and so forth. I havent had sex in over three years and feel no need to.

Come on now.

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>Have you thought of any plans to turn it around?

I spend most of my free time writing job applications. Also try to take some classes / courses (e.g. cooking, yoga) to meet new people.

In what world is an engineer going to do well in sales?

OP here. I'm not an engineer. I have a pure science background.

OP if you dont mind, what is your race?

You need to start working out, jogging.

Without this, all other steps are futile.

Your brain has to go into a pro-active state. And this is not possible without Sports.

Caucasian.

I spend around 10-15 hours a week climbing / bouldering. Probably my biggest hobby.

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Try again user.

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What’s your chronic illness?
Is it being fat?

Crohn's. I'm skinny as fuck.

Have you ever shit yourself?

Yes.

Was it in front of a hot chick?

Luckily not.

Ok that's a good start. Just need to have a couple of things taken care of andyou should be doing terrific in 5-10 years.

>Just need to have a couple of things taken care of andyou should be doing terrific in 5-10 years.

What things are you referring to?

Based /fit/izen

OP here. I never noticed an effect of working out. Was never really swole though.

Lol, you're a fucking fag Op.
How does this make you feel faggot.
Be me , early 40's, fit as fuck, have no university degrees, make 6 to 8k a month, own my own home, car and Rv.
Fuck girls in their twenties all the time.
You should probably just end it.

Teach me your secrets.

This guy is a mechanic

Don't get married, like ever.
Get a job doing something most people can't do.
Find time to get into the gym every day no matter what.

No, but I do work most people can't/won't do.

Also , tattoos.
Most of the little whores I bang can't get their panties off fast enough when they see mine.

>Get a job doing something most people can't do.

For this, wouldn't you need skills most people don't have?

>Find time to get into the gym every day no matter what.

As I said above, I exercise for several hours every day. However, I'm not super muscular so I guess that doesn't really help.

Most trade schools/ courses are less then a year.
Find out what's in demand in your area.

Will give it a look.

It was in your degree title. Same argument, though.

what would u tell urself 10 years ago

My Bachelor is in Biochemistry, my Master in Biomedicine, my PhD in Medical Sciences. No Eng.

ive never had sex, i think it would be fun but only with a woman i have a loving relationship with

Kek!

nvm, thought I read biomedical engineering

Nah he drains septic tanks.

trp.red

FFS, get an escort.
Stop being such a pussy.

Is it that much of a stretch to grab your MD? I mean, isn't the PhD you have something people usually get after their MD?

PhD medical science you should be a professor (even adjunct), medical admin, work in insurance, and a lot more. I think this is all bullshit.

Jeez, even an RN designation would be a cinch with that much knowledge, and would still land you good money. It's a hella stressful job tho

I bet you he maxed out his loans the whole time he was in and will vote for Bernie on the sole hope they'll be automatically forgiven.

>Sales Rep

Rethink your dumb post.

I have almost no clinical education, just preclinical.
In Germany, I would need to go back to university for six years at least.

Professorships are very hard to get. This is what I was working towards during my six years of postdoc. For medical admin work, insurance etc. they want people with a more medical background. My background is biomedical research.

He could be playing the system. I think if you claim financial hardship and can prove shitty pay (min wage), you can get loans forgiven. Still no way to live for 10 years it takes. He's lying. Plain and simple. It's Yea Forums\the internet. People lie all the time about stupid shit because they're bored.

Again. No clinical background. I'm essentially a molecular biologist.

I am German. No debts at all.

I'm super skinny too, trying to gain weight. I drink Ensure. What do you do to gain weight?

OP here. I'm telling the truth. Unemployment among life science PhDs is really nothing out of the ordinary.

Pigeonholing occurs when you get a PhD, but the effects are not like you make them out to be. You working minimum wage is to play the system because the garnish a percent of your wages. They can't take much on min wage due to laws. You could easily pay them brace getting a government job, but you know after they garnish your earnings that you'll make the same as a minimum wage job anyway. You think you're smart but you're not. It's going to be a miserable 10 years boy. You're not getting out of it. You're part of the problem. You should have gotten a fucking job while in school.

Nothing. I'm 75 kg at 180 cm and that's fine. As I wrote above, one of my favourite hobbies is climbing / bouldering where too much weight is a disadvantage.

Well that just confirms it. You rode the wave of handouts until it crashed. You're a degenerate.

Calories aren't that hard to come by... Eat two chocolate bars a day, you'll gain a pound a week. Assuming you're already getting your other nutrients from a balanced diet.

Again. I am German. I am not in debt.

That's 165 pounds. That's not skinny at all.

>several university degrees

Having an online AA doesn't really count broseph

That's too much chocolate. I'd get sick.

That's indeed true. I was super interested in genetics and molecular biology in high school so I studied it. And since it was free, I didn't think much about my decision and just went ahead. After all, people were saying that there is a demand in industry and that biotech is supposed to grow yadda yadda, Then somebody offered me a PhD position which was paid well enough to live quite comfortably so I went for that.

Those are real degrees. Just in a worthless field.

Not swole either.

>> bad relationship with family
>> minimum wage job despite several university degrees
>> chronic illness
Run away and join the circus.

With Ringling Bros shut down, there are dozens of small, regional circuses (some over a century old) expanding into this abandoned tour schedule.

>Again. I am German. I am not in debt.
"Free" education is what you paid for. Government controlled universities restrict the curriculum to not teach you a lot of valuable knowledge.

Success isn’t about degrees or IQ...
It’s about charisma and charm.
It’s about being confident and influential.
Being good looking is helpful too.
Those attributes will get you the job...
Once you’ve got the job, it’s all about social networking. Get yourself in the right circles to get the better job....

You’ve gotta stand up straight and stick your chest out or nobody in life will ever take you seriously

OP here. You are completely right. Unfortunately, those are the things that I am lacking. I am neither charismatic, nor charmeful, nor eloquent or confident, nor good looking. This is why I can't get a job despite degrees. And this is also why I have problems to attract girls.

After going from 180kg to 99kg and dropping body fat to the 18% I didn't become anything but more suicidal and a danger to the others. Wtf is this bs you're spreading?

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Sorry op, I'm in the same situation. Phd organic Chem, Bsc, pgce, and now I have a chronic illness and no job.

I'm sorry bro.

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cmon

Eat healthy food - meet, eggs, vegs, stop masturbating, lift weights. It will more or less get you somewhere. Also, pay an escort ffs.

I eat healthy. And why I don't aim for muscular hypertrophy = weight, I explained above. But still, I think my body is at least above average.

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Ok, fair enough, but why don't you pay an escort then. In case you have answered that, i haven't gone through every post.

Short on money atm.

dude wtf, thats not skinny at all, im 179 and 76 kg, i am in good shape, pretty muscular, so if you dont have muscles it must be fat bc i dont buy into the big bones bullshit

OP, are you still there?

stfu idiot, for most people the proactive state is coupled to more energy and healthy lifestyle, you were an obese moron to begin with and just have issues now adjusting to your new physique but you are physically healthier for it so you cant blame it on your blubber anymore

OP here. My picture is literally three replies above.

What would you do different? What would you have done instead when it comes to lie choices?

Less studying, more drugs.

All your comments in this thread indicate that this is major bait
All these summerfags in here

SAGE

OP here. Seriously, no bait. Why do you think this?

People with drugs can also end up fucked up in the brain. Maybe you mean more socializing?

No humans have sex. Species ends.
It's a need.
You havnt been paying attention.

>People with drugs can also end up fucked up in the brain.

Maybe they would have fucked up my brain in the right direction.

What's with your brain?

Mucho autismo.

Why not end it?

I just started.

You can still fic it. Some people don't get their shit together until they are in their middle 40s. That's why there are some parents whose kids are 6 or 7 when they are already in their 50s. You already studied a lot, and at least got a job. You already did sth

And no, no drug dealing.

>You already studied a lot, and at least got a job.

I am 36 and work in a supermarket for minimum wage. This is nothing positive.

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