What do you do to make money Yea Forums?

What do you do to make money Yea Forums?

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Suck a million dicks for $1 each

Make cheese curds in a cheese factory, 500 bucks a week, not horrible but it could be better

If I get a job I can get some porn equipment and join the spam fags.

SPS Accountant for Robert Half and run a small bookkeeping/accounting llc.

I bet you make pretty good money

I sell stuff on Amazon

Honestly to me both of those sound like reputable work, I know people will always be hungry and eat
and businesses need accounting and bookkeeping

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>Part time bank teller
>I buy bulk etizolam (tabs and powder) I sell the tabs for $1 and I press the etiz into "bars" for $3
> I sell my adderall (prescribed 4 20mg daily)
>Investing in my friends marijuana garden

Enough to survive, trying to balance it with going to college full time so I don't get to focus on growing the freelance business, which is just a problem of delayed gratification and current cashflow issues.

I'd be great if I could do just that full time but don't have the client base to quit my day job.

Any tips or advice about work you can do online from home?

I do a lot of my accounting work at home, but you still need to go out and get the work in person. Most banking and credit cards are online, and you can get quickbooks online or an emailed copy of quickbooks desktop files so you could do the work at home.

There is still a lot of not from home stuff you will have to do, but you can move most of a business to a home office if you have the work ethic.

Not OP, but don't you need a Masters ti do accounting? Was looking in to this myself until I saw that.

Experience trumps degrees in the business world, especially when it comes to being hired as a vendor rather than an employee.

The only thing you would need a masters for, or more accurately 150 credit hours of college courses, is if you were sitting for the CPA exam. And a CPA is much more a formality or signal of ability than it is the end all be all requirement to do accounting work.

Work for a Class 1 Railroad for the Signal Department

Oh cool, thanks user. Might look in to this again. I unironically think spreadsheets are fun.

I do web development for $60/hr... 40 hrs/week.

Its a contract to hire, so once I get off the contract it'll be less pay but salaried with benefits.

Also, bookkeeping and accounting are different things. There are zero education requirements to practice regardless of which you are performing, but accounting specifically has titles you can test and earn which signal ability to potential clients or employers.

My main services I offer to small businesses is bookkeeping reconciliation, book repair, and year end close. None of which are really in the realm of accounting, and can be billed at a rate lower than public accounting firms because there really is no reason to be paying a premium for those certifications or degrees when the work doesn't require that type of knowledge.

The only real issue I've ever run into with lacking degrees was when I was trying to get hired in a full time position that fit my experience, and that was because I didn't have a degree.

The best way to get into that is look for certifications rather than degrees. I'm still working on a dual major bs in accounting and management, but for the sake of convincing clients to use my service it's work looking at things such as Excel certifications, Quickbooks Pro Adviser status, or the Enrolled Agent Exam. All of which also mean you can charge more for those services

I'm always super skeptical of these threads. It's not like people would lie on the internet and claim to make more than they really do. While posting on an image board at 2 am. Totally doesn't seem sketchy.

I'm a las vegas bartender. I make more money than your parents while doing blow.

I get disability benefits.

Nice. Thanks again, user.

I wait for those threads that say "About three months ago I told you fagots that I was in line to inherit elevnty gazillion dollars from a pepsi bottle that molested my sister". When one of those threads comes up, I roll quads in it.

I can imagine you mildly hate the smell.
It's morning and afternoon in other parts of the world, you know.
Sick! Which casino?

Lately, I've been helping my mom out with painting murals. We're going to an official unveiling ceremony for our most recent one tomorrow.

How much money have you made so far?

Word of advice in case you do decide to try this, buy an office quality printer, not a home printer.

I made that mistake early on and would be spending $18 in ink per 70 pages of reports I would print. Spend the extra on something like a cannon imageclass up front and save on the ink.

I refuse to acknowledge the idea that there are parts of the world other than America.

Quality control/inspection for a luxury car brand.

I'm a professional faggot. It pays in cocks.

>I make 650 monthly from my part time job.
>On my most recent Etizolam order I bought 3000 1mg tabs for $390, I sell them in wholesale deals for around $2000-$2500.
>One person buys my entire script of Adderall monthly for $950
>I'll invest money into my friends weed op. His last grow I invested $1000 into and got a pound as payment. Sold said pound for $2200
I'm not by any means rich or a Pablo Escobar, but I'm not quite struggling either.

Then you can't have Emma Watson.

kool story fagot

Nurse in a mental hospital, lol

Kek

I'd go broke paying for all the razor blades anyways.

>selling pharms
lmfao u r so sick d00d, if you're going to trap, sling hard.

Kek read my post.
I already admitted I'm not anywhere near being a "big player or narco"
Comfortable with how things are going currently.

"not admitting to being a big player"
Still flexing like you're fucking anything. Get a fucking job. You understand supply and demand. Get a job that won't land you in jail.

What disability?
Also. Does that pay really well?
I always see nice cars being driven by disabled handicap drivers and parked in those roomy parking spots.

Duly noted.

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Navy been in 2 years currently E-4 with BAH. I get $1700 every two weeks. Recently got picked up so going to college on the navy's dime to be an officer and make some actual money. Joined at 19 with no debt and bought a pos car for $2k so besides $750 bucks for rent/car insurance I have no bills. I spent a lot on alcohol though.

Work as a Game designer at an indie studio and work retail on the side to help fund my new business that I just started last month.

software developer
got 100k in my account
>tfw just want to play games and smoke weed all day

Selling art.

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get a real job instead

Own villa out of town 10min walk from the sea its nice and private. Rent it true the summer mainly to brit bongs and scandinavians. bongs are usually 16 to early 20s they come here to party and get fucked. usually buy weed from friends in town and sell it to bong renters for x3 the cost. some time bang bong teens. off season helping with the family business. i onw a car and 2 bedroom living room and a kitchen apartment so im not complaining

You're going to go to prison and your money will be stolen.

i manage critical operations

I hope you get robbed

Veterinarian

Work

>software developer
>got 100k in my account
Welcome to the club. There are a lot of us on here.

Spend all day jerking it.
OH. That isn't what you asked.
I stand by my response.

I work at CarMax

Wagie cashier
Please kill me

I work like a plantation nigger.
I’ll retire rich someday, or die before

ayyy, i'm starting my first real software gig in just 2 weeks

will be making 130k, still kind of in disbelief that it's going to happen, i'm going to make good money and be able to afford a high-end apartment

just 18 months ago i was the quintessential fat neet, no friends, never went out, supported by parents. pretty crazy, but life goes on. at least i know i earned it, I studied JS pretty hard

I’m a high level technician. I work for a very large manufacturer...
My wife has her accountant designation. She’s a senior manager at her firm...
As a household, we pull in well over 200k/yr

Don’t pay rent like a sucker...
Own a home. Take pride in it.

You don't actually own a home, you still pay rent in the form of taxes, you just have a lot more responsibility like a sucker, especially if you are beholden to a CID, HOA, covenant, condo or townhome association, municipality, or other legal entity where the home resides that taxes you again and sets the rules you have to obey just to live in your "own" home.

150k/yr corporate job, engineer by degree

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