Hi b

Hi b

I want to kill myself but then I won't get to play cyberpunk 2077

What do

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>Wait
>play game
>kys

That's a good idea thank you

Well I only didn't top myself to see how game of thrones ended... now I have 4 kids n can't unless I want them to turn out fucked up.

Imagine my disappointment after season 8... just do it. Cyberpunk will disappoint you otherwise

I don’t know how serious you are but on the off chance that you’re actually thinking of killing yourself this is the only advice I can give you given the fact that I don't actually know you.
One day, you’ll die, your heart will stop and everything you know will be gone forever, along with any source of happiness you might experience, but right now you’re alive and life is full of music and blowjobs, so find something in your life to change, because your ancestors didn’t do all that fighting just so you could give up, faggot

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Yeah but nothing's working out and I'm tired

>i wanna play this game thats going to come out in the current year
>fails to realize that the gaming market has been on damage control since 2015
>its gonna be a good game tho, amirite. Totally worth not kms just to play it
Bad news.

Idk man I've played some fantastic games that have came out after 2015

lmao this
God your really gonna wanna get a double barrel in your mouth because this game looks like hot garbage that will shit on your dead body

I would say "no, you havent." But i already know youre going to circlejerk the latest doom title so whats the point to even argue about it?

kek

jerk off

shhh he's too angry to believe you

It's all subjective anyways man relax

Maim yourself in the meantime. Nothing hands related, since you'll need those for later. Maybe mangle a leg in a machine or something. Kill part of yourself to hold you over until sweet oblivion comes.

Kill yourself anyway. It's first person so it's shit.

He wants to kill himself to end the pain, not prolong it for shit tier video game
funny tho

Good idea

Whatever floats your boat, bud. Like i said, no point in arguing.

I hope you can find your happiness as well

Happiness is a virtue, but hey, thats my opinion, amirite?

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Now you got the right idea. Glad we agree. :)))

shits not comin out til like 2021. Op got a loooong wait

You sound like a faggot. Whats your address?

You see my dilemma

What would you plan to do with that info? Order pizzas? Briefly DDOS? Drop an anonymous tip to FBI saying im a pedo? Itd be a brief amount of lulz and you would probably just go right back to browsing bait threads/watching porn.
Thats not my point. OP will probably buy it realizing it wasnt the game isnt what it was hyped up to be and have even more reason to end it. Im just here to point that out, i guess.

I've been depressed and suicidal for most of my life. The last six years have been a major change, and although I really can't express what it is that caused it to change for the better, I CAN say with absolute certainty that masturbation was one of the main factors that kept me alive until the breaks finally started going my way.

Hang in there. Luck changes. Do what you gotta to stay alive until it does.

Im in the same boat with the next elder scrolls. It'll probably be shit anyway because bethesda fucking sucks

Yeah he's gonna briefly DDoS your address. Endless Jehovah's witnesses and girl scouts. Bwahahahaaa

No i just need somewhere to take a shit

>bwahahaha

Virgin detected

YOUR NEXT BUCKO BWAHAHAHA

>living because there's a video game coming out in the future
holy fuck you are a sad cunt. kys faggot.

I'm glad you understand the current state of my life

must be about 12 if a video game is all you got

I live in a low income apartment. My toilet is almost disconnected from the floor. Find a quicktrip.

Do you even CDProjekt Red?

>muh new vegas
Eh.

kys

Oh, sorry. Let me fix this.
>muh witcher
Eh. Not that this would change your opinion about me.

nope not at all everyone still hates you because of your pessimistic attitude and you will die alone in your shitty apartment

Thats fine by me.

It'll probably suck, don't worry.

Create a shitty YouTube channel and contact the developers request an early access review copy. Play through the game in all of its buggy, glitchy glory and then kys feeling unfulfilled and dissatisfied like a pos should