Best Pickup line for an Amish girl

Rumspringa is an amish tradition where Amish teenagers go out into the real world and live life with all it's luxuries before deciding if they plan to return and stay Amish or abandon their teaching and pursue a normal life.

>I'll give you a cow, a pig, and a years worth of goat milk for your daughter's hand in marriage
>also, in German

That's the joke you fucking idiot.
You absolute fucking moron.
You fucking worthless oxygen thief.
You motherfucking brainlet.
Please, get the fuck off Yea Forums, get the fuck off your computer, stay away from the internet, and if you feel so inclined, please stab yourself in the neck with a rusty nail.

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neither do they

Imagine what those butter churning hands could do to your dick

the Amish are from Switzerland, so that makes sense

I will break your ass so hard, even god will agree that there's no Amish paradise

for those that have never churned butter
>pic related

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I doubt any 19yo, much less an Amish one, knows who Coolio is

But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.
Matthew 5:22

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Hey hey now the Parody was Wired Al Yankovich.
Lets give the genius its due.

>Wired
Wierd

While true, the parody loses some meaning without knowing the original.
Sadly, I'm not sure if zoomers even know who Weird Al is

Nobody douches anymore. Turns out it's a great way to pick up yeast infections and UTIs.

>>wired
>wierd
weird

You worthless waste of space on my device screen

Amen

I doubt the age is more relevant than being Amish, even the tinder pun added is a garbage Amish pun.
I'd say just keep out of music and return a religious pun.

>Want to know what turns me on?
>It's slow sensual butter churning
>Hello, it's me, gelatinous mass
>And I'm here for that gelatinous ass

Colin wore it better.

Show her a big black cock. Amish girls love that

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I know Rumspringa is the opportunity for amish teens to run wild, but good luck convincing one to engage in beastiality

thats what rape is for

What kind of a Nazi are you to call the Amish people animals.

I doubt they've got a problem with it. What the fuck else they gonna do on that farm?

>Amish serial killer catfishing

It's spelled bestiality, you slimy sock

Allow me to raise your barn m’lday

salt

>Al Yankovich

Why do people keep doing this?

You can't play minecraft.

> allow me to raise your barn m'lday
> your barn m'lday
>m'lday

*tips fedora*
* teleports behind you*
*eyes begin to glisten with anger*
*bulge becomes larger signifying confidence*

This has officially become a cringe thread.

I think amish say maam

How about we use my wood to churn your butter

faggots actually make fantasy snaps and shit like this. go back to jerking your cockcage around in your xchange thread, faggot

You raiseth thine barn.

"Goody"

>me and my buddy can show you a good time during your Rumspringa
>you could have two 'men a night'

My katana shall impale the for such an insult

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clever

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