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Yes
vicky's 1/4 puerto rican mum. the only thing vicky got out of it was the brown nipples
almost bed time, anons :)
>her womb is a rocky place where seed can find no purchase... she's barren
If she put some eggs on dry ice, modern science can upgrayyyd that womb to non-barren status
Bottom-user need never suffer the indignity of penetrating his bride, she can top & collect his seed for fertilization
but I don't want you to go
that is a nice font
I want to push VJ'S mom's boat off the edge of the US coast and back to Puerto Rico
see
What i wouldn't do to have Gigi step on my dick
>Gigi takes off
her clothes?
she was born in america to american parents... youre going to have to go much further back senpai
that might hurt
I can only pray
upgrade for the user from last thread
Ok now I'm officially lost
FANTASTIC
you will see me in your dreams, and we will meet again soon
>archived.moe
Come on, user. It's satire, what I do is all satire. I'm not even real. Not even a person
I just don't want to love Victoria anymore
Is there a Toledo meme or something? Still lost
I hope so :c
Did Lilianon die? I haven't been around
i shall add an extra line to my daily morning prayer for you
said they wouldn't be here last night, dunno about tonight, just taking a lil break probably
did you go to elementary in either ohio or michigan? if not, then probably not.
Vicky-mom should have kept going, two dimes is amazing
Three or more & DanWarp would still be writing her checks
don't fret :) i'm never far away
They say that and then never come back. I'll be genuinely sad if he doesn't come back.
i know. when she met jessica alba, alba's people requested that vicky hit the tanning bed so alba wouldnt feel so ethnic next to her
true story
damn, maria is taller than i thought
Maddie's plastic surgery is a tragedy
These two have gotten many of my nuts over the years.
thank u blessed anoni
that's good to hear c:
me too, I think he will tho
;___;
sweet dreams buddy and all other present anons :)
Goodnight to you and Ana!
>ywn get a handy by a celeb in long gloves
Well yeah I'm from Ohio originally, still don't know why you're bringing up Toledo. It's in the northwest, home of Jamie Farr, lots of demolished malls, what about it?
an astute observation.
name a better threesome
>protip: you fucking can't
i'll get on it right after i make myself some breakfast :)
night bridebro
Leave her alone.
PS - as a footfag I can confirm with 90% certainty that is vicky's foot.
why do he abuse the furniture tho
Hello
goodnight
>name a better threesome
I mean literally already here
is it though?
I mean, I know a threesome I'd enjoy more personally :p
Let's be real. Maddie totally did her nose and shaved off some of her massive mother's jaw. Cool VJ foot, tho
Upgrade
this photo is capturing maximum mole
i love it
Cutes
I don't sexy Kiki anymore :///
I legit just said leave her alone
Those macaroons look good. Those cookies are nice too
holy moly
did you know there was a war over it?
Thanks
But she stopped wearing bras.
no bra kiki wewwewewewewew
Oh sure, the Toledo war. The reason the borders at Ohio, Michigan, and Indiana are a mess. Ohio lost the war, so we had to keep Toledo
What the fuck?
I don't even know what's going on, but here's more Melissa for you
Fuck marry kill
waifu
Kiki's rose is in bloom
priddy
no u
This is Jade
Say something nice about her
How can a thread be so dead with such lovely ladies?
She looks like shes going to do really great in primary school!
Her belly button is clean and very sexual :3
i mean, you're both kinda wrong but that's ok :p
Cute! I'm not sure, either, I'm working on it. Originally I was addressing the Victoria Justice poster who always says racist stuff about Melissa when I post her. Somehow that turned into Toledo...
everyone sleeping, I should too, still feelin a lil lewd tho
May I ask who this is?
Not sure I can help with that, fren :\
She's not THAT young
Just young enough to be a qt
A lil weird but can't argue
my first instinct was to tell you that you may go ahead and ask, but you used "may" instead of "can" so i will not do that
it's Rachel Cook
it's ok qt, I'll b fine c:
Bella would make her feel all sorts of better
Thank you very much, friend!
I do hope so!
Oh ... that's nice.
her feet are smaller than meika's
you are very welcome, user
gotta go f a s t
From Toledo?
don't know who to post
going slow is better most of the time
extremely high speed
michigan
will be back tomorrow please dont worry
I want to burry my face in her titties
Yes, not bury. Burry.
conflicting VJ messages
Maddie's pussy touched the water and gave 10,000 sea turtles herpes of the eyes
;___;
Lilifren?
By that logic vjuice got the herp too now
Oh, well that took a weird turn then
Zip zoom zap
I miss you qt
Sea turtles are more vulnerable because they are so pure
LAWD
VJ is literally a pure angel
THE (v)JUICE IS LOOSE
Do you like dogs?
See you then. SMOOCH
Oh my jizzus!
We'll be waiting ..
I like big dogs.
Small dogs? meh ...
D'ya like dags?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oh, no... We should quarantine her so no such thing ever happens again!
yes
love has blinded you
>quarantine her
I'll quarantine her in my basement
Healthy colored bellybutton
goodnight beautiful anons
that dag tryna get dubs
a man at the mall tried to pick up little Ari's bum!
Night ggfren
can i quarantine her with my tongue
wait, what?
These stories are devolving
Sweet dreams
Jade likes dogs too
And horses
What a qt
i love that movie
>tfw you wrote "lock her up in my basement" at first but decided against it
sleep tight
i don't know, user. can you?
Good girl
oh shit I didn’t know these were mbb hours
imagine that! gleaming, sparkling, successful
little Ari in the clutches of a man from BotsVille!
the thought of it just makes little Ari squirm!
that dag smells peanut butter on her breath
i hope so. i'll make sure every inch of her is clean
Ohhhh, first the Toledo War then what OSU does to you every year, gotta hurt
I actually didn't write that, but it was HEAVILY implied. ;)
Why the fuck do I even watch hockey, celebfriends?
I figured it out, Michigander, our states have a little rivalry
meant for
Broons got hosed m8
Have a beer
And a Jade
No worries, they're still in it. They're gonna win!
it looks like she is holding herself off the ground with one hand lewl
>figured it out
Being that close to fire, you'd think her plastic surgery would melt...
I was in the building, shit hurts man :( No beer for me, but the Jade helps
i don't know shit about sports
Healthiest bellybutton
Swole af
It's okay you fuckers win everything anyways
Her bellybutton wasn't even in that picture
What could you possibly have against that picture?!
I don't follow college stuff, really, I just know about the big rivalry
I have healthy bellybutton vision. It's like xray vision, but for healthy bellybuttons
you sound meticulous
i know. i did, then i pressed backspace a lot because it sounded a little too lewd for this early in the morning :p
am i under arrest?
yeah, that's what i meant.
Exactly, which is why I can't handle the pain of losing, I'm too spoiled by the wins
very. only the best for vj
so little ari spent a good minute trying to get
rid of that worm! imagine that! a whole minute
wasted on that clown little Ari will never be
able to reclaim! when little Ari burp the man
asked if he could bend down and smell that
delicious fart! no and wrong! little told him
to buffer the F off and never speak to little
Ari again! and that was the end of him!
so good it felt! so little Ari could get on with
her day!
What the fuck did I say? I'm gonna slash your car tires.
lol it's okay I feel it.
i watched this like 14 times before i even noticed maddie
It is an exceptionally qt one
Why is life like this, bros?
Healthy bellybuttons are for lovers :333
nah, that's ohio
Kiss her where is smells funny; take her to New Jersey!
the quarantine is meant for Mads, silly user
well, if you ever succeed and need a helping hand for a few hours per day, give me a call
can't say i blame you too much tbh
Goodnight celebfrens I need to sleep!
I love ALL of you!
CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES
LOOK AT THEM!
night Gerard
I haven't heard that song for like 10+ years. Ty for understanding user
Keeping Maddie's plastic surgery from wild animals was the right thing to do
The reference is lost on me
Sleep tight
Jade is my lover
too good of a reference
Stylish healthy bellybutton!
nvm, mistook you for someone else
goodnight nonetheless
they must have worked up quite the aroma sweating in the jungle all day....
FUCCCKKK YOU, BUDDY!
FUCCCKKK YOU, BUDDY!
if you don't have it on loop, her left eye at the end is genuinely spoopy
am i under arrest?
what exactly am i supposed to look at?
are you saying you would not marry and start a family with Mads just so you get to have dinner with Vicky every christmas?
them ...
You must not be a real fan
youtu.be
I would make a trophy of maddies, skinned, bleached jaw
am i under arrest?
Bro is he under arrest or not?
Yes. You get no call until I say so.
they got the miranda rights in ohio, or are you just stupid?
You get a call, but not until I allow it. You shouldn't have fucked up if you value your freedom
spoopy nessa is the best
what's the first part, though, dum dum?
now i am dizzy o.O
there is no need to yell then, i do that a lot already :/
pretty rude, fam
I mean cute spoop is, but this makes me feel like shes possessed.
Get back to work beady
Sorry for yelling.
You heard them all when I placed you under arrest. Just keep quite for your own good until we get to the station for processing
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
/gqevzJ8 discord
not that shitty get on the nude server. This server has legit celeb leaks
/gqevzJ8 good porn discord, lot of celeb leaks on here
i asked you if i was under arrest then you said yes.
aren't you supposed to be in prison?
You're not doing yourself any favors. I suggest silence, sir.
i still haven't heard my rights, stupid.
>eyes so bright they pierce through phonecam blurriness
it happens sometimes
i will need exactly 3 more pics before i can completely forgive you
Yeah, that is a bit more scary than I had anticipated
I've never seen anything lewder
Paying my tithe
Don't make me put a gag on you, sir. You're digging yourself into a deeper hole.
Madisonis 90 percent jaw
you're retarded.
anytime I see her do that with her hands, all I think about are her nudes
you have the right to remain silent
everything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law
you have the right to an attorney
if you can not afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you
>too many movies
i know i said three, but i'll take ten :)
I like strong jaws so that might be why I like her so much.
10% of my collection so that's like 500 pics
She looks good in jeans
You've crossed the line. I'm throwing you in the darkest cell with the dirtiest French Canadian we have. We'll see how rude you speak to me when you're covered in scabies, jackass.
Oh oh...
Everyone rate their day based on the bristol stool chart.
I think that's a natural association to have
>scabies
you flatter me
Maddie's jaw is one of the darkest gypsy curse I have ever witness. I fear for her children
>10% of my collection so that's like 500 pics
wewlad
problem user?
That is a very sexy ki...
Oh, I don't sexy Kiki anymore
I'm going to make a wallet out of your face buckaroo.
I really like this one.
Who hurt you?
Kiki hurt my penis ;____;
That's okay
It's a really hot pose too
is there more to it than that? that's all i've ever heard on any movie or show
i really, really like that one too
damn, Kiki has really nice toes
Was Maddie's nose job an Xmas present?
Definitely
They are smol and cute and must be loved.
...
I don't want to love Kiki anymore
I love Kiki's cute toes
he also has a pizza cutter-like saw
You don't have a choice fool