Confession time, Yea Forumsrothers. Confess as you please and all will be forgiven

Confession time, Yea Forumsrothers. Confess as you please and all will be forgiven.

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I put my penis in my dogs asshole once barely got the head in before it yelped and growled at me also I stuck my penis into a milk jug and then my whole family drank from the milk jug it was really something else haha

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in little league i got mad at our pitcher bc he was an asshole so when he wasnt looking i threw it at him during the game but i nailed him in the back of the head and he stopped playing after that. none of the kids seemed to know it was me and like i never told anyone but like fuck i still feel bad about it.

one time when I was like 5, me and my sis who was also 5 tried "sex". we shared a room at the time and it wasnt hard, I didnt get my dick wet or anyting, but it was mostly just kissing and stuff because thats what our cousin told us at the time. I still think about it from time to time when I get really reflective, not as it being erotic or anything, i am just really disgusted and disappointed in myself, and I know I didnt know better, but I cant shake the feeling that its going to come back around. I wonder if my sis remembers and I am am afraid that she does, as it is a thing I want to keep buried. thanks user, Ive had this on my chest and I needed to get this weight off me

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I have sinned. There was one time I assumed OP was not a faggot and did not ask a femanon claimer to tits or gtfo.

I've loved my best friend for well over a year now! Never did anything too bad regarding it, but have definitely cried when they've left after a weekend together. Our friendship brings me way too much joy, and she's not the type to settle down, probably ever, so it's been a journey. I'm finally starting to subtly date/talk with other people, and eventually will probably end up settling down with someone, but damn if the time we've spent together hasn't been some of the very best of my life. In a different time period I'd have wifed her in a second, but in this current one, in a liberal coastal city, it just doesn't feel realistic. And that's okay :~)

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talk to her about it, since you weren't older you dont come off as a pedo

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I once had sex w a girl that didn't want it after she sucked my dick. Was super wasted and don't really remember. I assumed she wanted it but now I'm unsure

I want to castrate my brother for what he did, he not only took my innocence, he took my ability to trust people and myself. I'm borderline today, because of his teasings and sexual misconducts and i want to harm him. I know revenge will only make me feel worse but what am I supposed to do? I'm absolutely miserable with myself, i don't even want people to look at me. A secret shame that'll i'll have to carry around for the rest of my life, but heh, he offered to help me get a decent paying job. Most likely guilt, maybe being borderline means that i can't always discern the difference between reality and fantasy...

>not as it being erotic or anything, i am just really disgusted and disappointed in myself
Sounds like it was erotic, this is fairly common behavior among siblings. You have nothing to worry about unless you have leftover feelings... but you say that you don't.

>Be USSR, very worst example of socialism in history
>country of fucking beet farmers living in wooden shacks
>don't even have fucking roads much less running water or electricity in most places
>enemies are total dicks
>allies are too
>germanistan gets fucking jacked on amphetamines
>manage to take on the most and worst fighting in WWII for fucking years
>when our army can't even afford fuckin shoes
>manage to outlast giant goddamn german army anyway
>still got enough whambalam to defeat Japan on the mainland, gearing up to slam the island
>get done with this, no thanks, just a USA immediately calling us evil and talking about destroying us with nukes
>the big boss is now a total fucking alchoholic asshole
>purges millions of our own people who annoy him
>Yurop gets fucking loads of cash post-war
>Not us, we started with no cash, waged an entire world war, now got even less fucking cash
>No problem, can still rely on the abrupt, radical change from monarchy to communism overnight to work instantly to recover instead
>oh fuk we're missing 3 generations of working men now
>No prob, somehow manage to keep everyone fed anyway
>And manage to put a fucking giant nuclear program together
>And manage to put an entire space program together that kicks the USA's ass every step of the way
>And manage to fund 20 other broke countries trying to modernize too
>And manage to do this in spite of USA waging a global economic siege against us
>FOR HALF A FUCKING CENTURY
>Finally install capitalist reforms
>Collapse.

And this is the worst case scenario of Socialism you can point to.
No wonder USA is trying to look to the distant past for some idea of when it had something to be proud of. The present is whoopin your ass. Enjoy your 95+% of all jobs created since 2005 not paying livable wages lol. Maybe one day you'll figure out how to get your people to a fucking doctor.

Fags

Some siblings end up fucking at least once while growing up. Kissing sometimes isn't so bad.

>be USSR
>socialism

What are you, autistic?

You ever seen a hairless rat?
Why do all germans look like fat blobs?

I am a massive compulsive liar, and a believable one as well. My friends, even those closest to me, even my own family have fallen for my bullshit. I'm living a lie and it's been going on for so long my mind had fractured and now I can't remember what I've actually done and what it is I've lied about. Only when I trip on acid do I experience brief moments of clarity.

user I've got a story to tell you.

My sister and I fucked till we was 14 starting about ehh 8 or so? It began from our bio father abusing us, we didn't know how wrong it was at the time when we started.

As fucked up as it sounds for some of the last years we knew it was fucked up but just allowed it cause honestly, we learned to get eachother off pretty well.

Anyway, it was not my sister or my fault. A lot of it is because of the abuse in our past. Unless your brother was an adult at the time he abused you it was likely because someone screwed him up.

Either way, I am really sorry for what happened to you. I know my own sex life and romantic life got a bit fucked up from what went down.

>still got enough whambalam to defeat Japan on the mainland, gearing up to slam the island

Eminem, meet Roger Waters

>As fucked up as it sounds for some of the last years we knew it was fucked up but just allowed it cause honestly, we learned to get eachother off pretty well.
Shamefully, I can relate. That's exactly what happened
>Anyway, it was not my sister or my fault. A lot of it is because of the abuse in our past. Unless your brother was an adult at the time he abused you it was likely because someone screwed him up.
There was an incident that occured when he was nine or ten, I vaguely remember something happened to him and then he started acting out. I believe someone touched him or worse and he was too ashamed to tell anyone.

India has a space program, but life is still shit per capita

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That makes it even worse. Even India can put a space program together. England, Germany, France, Scandinavia, get your shit together.

Sounds like you may as well have been my sister from how similar our stories are.

I know you aren't user, or odds are you aren't my sister but I'll strait up tell you this for your brother:

I am sorry for the past. Fucked up shit happened and we didn't know better, we had some fun but still got mentally screwed up a bit. All we can do is work on a good sibling bond and I hope the past can be forgiven.

I'll be honest.. I haven't been able to talk to my own sister for so long... after she moved out she pretty much broke contact... but I've really always wanted to tell her those words.

New Zealand has a couple serious fucking rocket companies up & coming right now as well.

Fucking New Zealand. 4 million people. They're building some of the most sophisticated spaceships on earth.

Maybe it's the acid that's fracturing your memory, fam

i tease my room mate by "accidentally" leaving the door cracked open while my wife dresses up. i even saw him take a pic and hear him jerk off in his room.

>I am sorry for the past. Fucked up shit happened and we didn't know better, we had some fun but still got mentally screwed up a bit. All we can do is work on a good sibling bond and I hope the past can be forgiven.
Thank you, I think he wants that too. I'll keep forgiving him until I can find some peace. I hope that one day you can also find peace and forgive yourself, because you really didn't know what you were doing and guilt is a strong indicator that you didn't mean harm.

I just finished watching War of the Genders for first time, and I have to say that Carol Cheng was and still gorgeous.

I really hope you and your brother can work things out too. Look, if you want you can add me on discord, My discord is: Twisted Hope#9274

Even if I don't hear from you after this I hope you know your words made me smile, as if my sister and I may really be able to work things out from our childhood.

You really need to do shrooms man, they helped me get over this exact hurdle.

Just be brave my man

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