Celeb Thread - /What is left is what he gave us/ edition

Celeb Thread - /What is left is what he gave us/ edition.

Attached: 1537554467645.jpg (2826x3600, 1.16M)

first

Attached: 03878_Ellie_Kemper_A_little_Help_Premiere_in_Culver_City_July_14_2011_06_122_490lo.jpg (1824x3152, 1.11M)

Break her, bd!

prime lewd hours

Attached: gg311.jpg (1080x1340, 293K)

Attached: 84578611_img_20181008_113309.jpg (1080x1616, 222K)

Attached: 1523432550234.jpg (1280x1673, 220K)

Uh oh.

Good job.

Attached: pixie (169).jpg (1280x1920, 292K)

Attached: 1533922243850.jpg (1983x3000, 1.39M)

Like break her legs and bones? :c
What has she done to either of us to deserve that?!

Attached: 1544526579860.jpg (1179x1367, 173K)

New kaya scodelario pic leaked

Attached: Kaya-Scodelario-Nude-Leaked-TheFappeningBlog.com-1.jpg (1920x1440, 268K)

Attached: ellie-kemper-sexy-picture.jpg (600x821, 82K)

No I meant emotionally.

I want Emma to be scared of me while i fuck her

Attached: 1559611327941.jpg (1428x2000, 1.97M)

Attached: dr74892389003.jpg (1500x2000, 1.39M)

hnnnngg

Attached: 0s8k64teg0131.jpg (589x734, 111K)

Attached: dr74892389005.jpg (800x1067, 215K)

I'm not the user you seem to be thinking about, I like Emma a lot, I wouldn't want to break her. ^ - ^

Attached: 1530562541292.jpg (4258x5147, 921K)

Hey Melissa user

Attached: 674532.jpg (1080x1087, 123K)

Attached: dr74892389006.jpg (800x1067, 212K)

Attached: dr74892389007.jpg (1500x2000, 409K)

Attached: A5F15ACC-617E-40A7-B752-DE05C66053EF.jpg (640x888, 54K)

I can't help it anoni

Attached: gg235.jpg (1080x1350, 112K)

good evening from me and a bride, part 2

Attached: Ana (219).jpg (564x921, 84K)

>job

Attached: because i said so.jpg (600x408, 26K)

Attached: dr74892389008.jpg (2000x2667, 1.67M)

Attached: F175D758-83DB-4429-AF30-B356F1A1F7B6.jpg (640x888, 55K)

Attached: melissa-villasenor20.jpg (640x640, 65K)

Attached: 428482D3-D087-47DA-A12B-464615E1AD4C.jpg (640x1061, 50K)

Attached: 1B50BB13-73A0-401B-8BFB-B0AB2CD01415.jpg (640x432, 26K)

Attached: dr74892389009.jpg (1876x2500, 1.5M)

She looks like a cunt

Attached: gZhC7DK.jpg (850x864, 41K)

Attached: 7F45160F-E615-4C07-95B5-42C3ED72D283.jpg (370x534, 37K)

Oh Mylanta!

Attached: 1537134249719.png (1000x1377, 1.65M)

Attached: 1557375036805.jpg (1536x2092, 297K)

Attached: 4FD936FD-2496-4839-A176-9A027C6994E4.jpg (460x600, 50K)

I wouldnt want her to scream tho. Id hit her harder for that. I just want some shallow whimpering and crying. Id make me diamonds

Attached: 1556480858405.jpg (1983x2828, 1.03M)

Whelp guess I better be hittin' the old dusty trail.

Try and save some lewd energy in the tank for tomorrow I'll actually be here!

(◜௰◝)/ Toodles~

Attached: 1557310974601.jpg (2464x1640, 419K)

absolutely we can. I pay taxes nigga fuck that ... Betsy Ross equal rights and lefts you feminist CUNT :D

Attached: ewBRlegg10.jpg (3300x2400, 901K)

Attached: 27DE15B2-DAF9-4CA5-AF47-A0BB4D8CB28C.jpg (440x325, 27K)

I thought this was dua lipa

Braless kiki baby biting her lip. OwO

Attached: 3028ED0E-31E4-4A94-805D-31794537BA92.jpg (2000x3000, 497K)

whenever i see daisies cute face i think about cock

Attached: Ana (168).jpg (611x768, 103K)

she'll be sewing everyone in the cliques flags before we're done with her brother bd

Attached: embluewew.jpg (1160x2000, 459K)

Becky is even better

There's always lewd energy left over *somewhere*, you know. See you.

You're bad. And you know you are.

Attached: pixie (105).jpg (1470x2205, 224K)

Attached: L1o43B7.jpg (1900x1266, 297K)

Attached: Ana (292).jpg (503x644, 63K)

Attached: c7ae9db7bde938a20b2acf9284d3ec8e-imagejpeg.jpg (962x1303, 195K)

I will fight anyone who stands in her way!

See you. :]

Attached: 1544078266427.jpg (1280x1920, 306K)

I'm smonkin bomb ass weed feelin crucial

Attached: RBgraybae.jpg (1080x1350, 199K)

Whats wrong with her face?

Attached: Ana (254).jpg (1280x1635, 278K)

Attached: 82065638_img_20180916_132814.jpg (1080x1616, 191K)

What a cunt

shit i thought i might have some daisy ridley babecock/celebcock/whatever the fuck it's called, but apparently i don't have any with her

Attached: oRoScU9.jpg (1920x2400, 247K)

>my man
I always had a thing for chocking people. theres just something about choking someone and looking right into their eyes. You can slowly see the panic and then fear of death. You feel you have the power to kill or let live. I would love to see emma beautiful eyes fill with dread as i choke her while fucking her

Attached: 1559578413862.jpg (2028x3000, 978K)

Why do celebs always look better than the rest of us regular slobs ? Better food, better breeding , more free time ?

had some laffs like the old days. see you later Nardwar

Attached: BSlookbackqt.jpg (1080x1080, 196K)

Nah

Attached: BC (1).webm (800x700, 1.3M)

maybe :3

Attached: gg317.jpg (1080x1350, 93K)

Attached: Ana (13).jpg (614x768, 56K)

I'm gonna poop in your eyes

Attached: LCaaaaaa.webm (1920x960, 787K)

I genuinely like babecock ... but please not in here.

what if god was one of us you dig

Attached: bomb proof milk truk just arrive.jpg (1920x1288, 457K)

Just a maybe? I don't think it's prime hours *just* yet, then.

Attached: pixie (159).jpg (1258x2982, 928K)

actual goon material

I like Cecily a lot too

Attached: tumblr_on34qrnRXa1vvl0qpo1_640.jpg (640x729, 50K)

It would save them from having to see that cunt

Attached: becky-galore-1.jpg (3000x3900, 1.41M)

omg i got instantly hard..

it's lewd o'clock in a few minutes qt

Attached: gg328.jpg (1080x1346, 1.39M)

uh oh, idk if i am ready to lewd my bride

Attached: Ana (82).jpg (640x640, 46K)

Attached: mvshake.webm (504x716, 1016K)

You can lewd such an ugly cunt?

Ready or not, here i cum

We'll see about that.

Attached: pixie (69).jpg (1470x2067, 210K)

Attached: ZFOIhPDx_o.jpg (2334x3500, 635K)

no thank u

Attached: Ana (116).jpg (1080x1080, 87K)

>ywn stain vicky's leggings with your cum

Attached: 58c3cc1244733164.jpg (1080x1350, 353K)

Izzy makes me _____

Attached: JjZ0HOp.jpg (1080x810, 141K)

jiggle jiggle

Attached: st-jiggle.gif (191x269, 1.87M)

I'd totally make dinner for you and your bride. Give you two a night off.

Attached: adc321432.jpg (3176x4764, 1.52M)

Attached: 002.jpg (683x1024, 109K)

you don't have to if you don't want to cutie

oop we're here, can't turn back now

Attached: gg329.jpg (1080x1321, 150K)

You can't hide

jizzy

i made my ex gf eat whipped cream off my dick once and she did it

Yes

Attached: poi7scd_d.jpg (640x1138, 31K)

Haven't seen that before, that's from SNL I'm assuming?

Attached: melissa-villasenor11.jpg (1080x1350, 143K)

time travel

we'll see :)
a night off from what? ? ??

Attached: Ana (257).jpg (1080x809, 351K)

I'm still a little uncertain. Can you prove that it is indeed the time that you claim it is?

Attached: pixie (57).jpg (1335x2000, 1.04M)

HHHNNNGGGHHH moar!

more pixels

Attached: D0_SbD_XgAYIA7F.jpg_large.jpg (1253x2048, 418K)

Cooking, cleaning, just being nice, you don't have to accept my offer.

Attached: aa429.jpg (1366x2048, 193K)

them feets tho

Name?

Yep, it's from an episode that aired back in January or February this year

Attached: 19984455.jpg (1080x1080, 1.5M)

Attached: gg320.jpg (1080x1350, 607K)

Attached: 1548230241115.jpg (1047x1280, 336K)

Bye guys, this place has gone to shit.

oh yeah dude.... I remember my first time. I was downtown really tying one on like an hour after doing this 7 hour c-pathology lab that I had to pass in order to secure my financial aid for the following year. anyway, I was at the bar doing a sip and sip (triple shot of makers mark and a frosty brew of your choice) when I saw this one extra smuggy cunt giving me the Tito Mcanney eye because I was smoking a cig with old people and kids around me....i didn't give a fuck. anyway this fucking GASH has been eyeballing me for like 2 hours ...that whole time I'm guzzling pints of high life and really getting on my level. so I get up to go and take a piss, and this fucking CUNT had the audacity to say something to me. big mistake. she was like "hey dude um you're scaring these families and these children whom are trying to eat pizza and watch the game...". I acted like I couldn't hear this cunt and lured her to the dimly lit, extra dank corridor the shitter was located in ,and as soon as this cunt touched me while trying to explain whatever she thought she was talking about, BAM I caught her with a quick left blow right to her dumb cunt throat. she's looking up at me while she's gasping for air, thinking I'm gonna save this dimb bitch. kek. so she's struggling to breathe or whatever and of course I wrapped my left hand around her dylumb fuckin chicken head ass neck and choked the life out of her again, all while never breaking eye contact nor raising my voice. after she turned a little blue and some parts purple, I finally let this stupid fucking CUNT go. by this time she's barely conscious, so naturally I go in her purse and take all her shit. fucking bitch. drained my dick, went back to the bar, settled my tab with dumb cunt money and tipped the barkeep real nice. betchu that dumb hole never ogled another nigga again. ...fucking bitch

Attached: 1384019655139.jpg (3750x2500, 662K)

Brighton Sharbino

Attached: 190.jpg (1080x1349, 231K)

Attached: 1491342737909.gif (220x211, 35K)

More like Beatin Myweeno

don't come back

Attached: neeny~04.webm (640x1136, 1.4M)

Attached: ECbullzeye.webm (1078x1056, 1.29M)

Damn.
She's outrageously beautiful.

Attached: gg269.jpg (1080x1332, 90K)

damn she is str8 gorg

Attached: emma-watson-brings-will-adamowicz-to-mtv-movie-awards-2013-08~01.jpg (791x1112, 129K)

yeah she's aight

Attached: brighton-sharbino-social-media-october-2017-11.jpg (1280x1480, 184K)

I'd like to take this one out for froyo

Attached: 4B7A927100000578-0-image-a-42_1524538915889.jpg (634x956, 94K)

Attached: katy_perry_upskirt_pussy_slip.jpg (851x1000, 154K)

sounds fun

Attached: gg257.jpg (1080x1080, 97K)

...

Attached: 67567567.jpg (640x640, 86K)

Ah found it, was the Halsey episode, I'd missed that one

Attached: melissa-villasenor18.jpg (856x1280, 230K)

if it's okay with you, that is? :3

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 153K)

She shouldn't wear that color, looks like a cloud

Attached: melissa-villasenor.jpg (500x333, 19K)

double date? c:

Attached: gg256.jpg (1080x1080, 75K)

yes please :) I'll pick the (((activity))) if you pick where we'll eat? what you think about that ggbby

Attached: 1522892816613.jpg (1080x1350, 186K)

what activities do you have in mind qt? as long as they serve burgers for gg I'm there :3

Attached: gg166.jpg (634x766, 48K)

Cultivate compassion

Attached: 111255115.jpg (2000x3000, 451K)

Yep, that's the one. I couldn't think of her name, I just remembered it was earlier this year

Attached: Screen-Shot-2018.png (750x500, 135K)

No u

Attached: pixie (74).jpg (1000x1560, 318K)

Especially u

Love you most.

Attached: pixie (139).jpg (1080x1350, 143K)

My cultivation is done for the day, thank you very much.

Attached: 6332552.jpg (1920x1080, 573K)

Who has teh emma gonzalez nudes?

Attached: prettypink.jpg (1500x826, 418K)

Attached: 452154232.jpg (645x842, 107K)

I say you, qt GG, myself and lilybby all pile in my truck and we go midnight bowling :p. I know you're a Briton, so you may be unfamiliar with midnight bowling. if so, don't fear, Lily and chadbae are here. it's just bowling (at midnight...heh) and they make the bowling alley all dark and they bring out the glow in the dark bowling pins and balls, along with cheap pyrotechnics and lasers and stuff. smoke machines, the whole 9 meters. there's usually an MC or an announcer who has a fat stack of cash that he is itching to reward us with for our unbelievable bowling feats. it's really a ton of fun and GG and you will adore it. the snackbar has got some MEAN burgers and fries as well. Fountain drinks, a couple bowling pins, pitchers of (flat) draft beer and a few laffs. we'll paint the town red brother :3. what do you say?

Attached: 1516515700814.webm (720x720, 1.94M)

by compassion, do you mean pity?

Dem legs

If you're edgy enough you can think that.
>I think he means Buddhist ideas. Tho.

Attached: margot sunglasses.jpg (750x929, 199K)

She had a live bird on her arm in that sketch! A big one! With talons!

Attached: melissa-villasenor22.jpg (1080x1176, 170K)

i must not have asked you

Attached: wtf is wrong with my piano.jpg (277x376, 18K)

well that does sound like a fun cute evening fren, I think I'm in :3 I'm known to be a menace at bowling tho, just warning you, try keep up with the strikes :p

Attached: gg273.jpg (1080x1303, 162K)

Dude. Look how I give a fuck.

Attached: 1537383407908.jpg (1080x1160, 140K)

Dude. Look if it's a "no", i'd be like "alright, maybe i'll find a reason to kick your ass tomorrow.".

Attached: 1534226504673.jpg (600x400, 19K)

I mean showing others loving kindness while attempting to understand their suffering.

Attached: 5252253523.jpg (1228x1500, 280K)

give em hell kateanony

Attached: LCm'fairlady.jpg (1200x1800, 292K)

rare vid of Kendrick taking a shower

Attached: clean rat best rat.webm (220x274, 735K)

...

that wasn't me goofball

Attached: 54235232.jpg (1352x1800, 120K)

is that how i harvest compassion, or do i only get loving kindness if i'm suffering?

Attached: 1448575047657.jpg (528x543, 43K)

Fornikate yourself

Attached: 1555238218441.jpg (2400x3600, 888K)

I remember that! I think the bird wasn't trying to leave her arm either. I don't blame him

Attached: 13391216.jpg (1080x1349, 130K)

Attached: Ana (291).jpg (1024x1820, 144K)

>goofball
that's all that water and compassion talking...not you katey. ... it can't be you ;_;

Attached: hfPkarHgax.jpg (1200x1799, 386K)

or am i only supposed to show loving kindness to those i think are suffering?

Attached: Ana (16).jpg (1654x2208, 263K)

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DRINK ALL THE WATER AND STAY PERMA HYDRATED FOR ALL THOSE AFRICAN BABBYS WHOM CAN'T CULTIVATE COMPASSION AND CAN'T STAY HYDRATED FOR THEMSELVES

Attached: tumblr_inline_nobjcyiiAE1r01mpb_500.gif (245x135, 1.31M)

Attached: gg217.jpg (1080x1080, 182K)

If you want compassion from others, then practice compassion yourself

You should show loving kindness to everyone.

Attached: 1555881151296.jpg (1600x1200, 404K)

forreal?! sweet my man. it's a muffugin date then. just out of curiosity, what's the best game you've rolled?

Attached: 5d1db213a4ecf809cfa4ad218f11a5f2--sexy-black-dress-black-pantyhose.jpg (454x1100, 77K)

Attached: Ana (232).png (616x768, 203K)

I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY I AM THE AFRICAN BABBY

Attached: suburban skating.jpg (583x554, 129K)

no

>not the African child
user I even posted sadfu up there...that was a lay up...and you just spit it back in my face

Attached: jdIyvafBns.jpg (1470x2218, 417K)

you were expecting otherwise?

Attached: 1559109899863.jpg (1019x1024, 203K)

Attached: Ana (6).webm (640x1136, 1.54M)

Would not wish American-Liberal compassion on my worst enemy, an affliction that will rot its subjects very soul

Attached: ni3Ufsm.jpg (2048x2048, 493K)

I couldn't tell you off the top of my head qt, I just know of the times I have bowled, I win more times than I don't :3

Attached: gg298.jpg (1080x1080, 209K)

Attached: Ana (220).jpg (640x1138, 102K)

Attached: Ana (14).jpg (614x768, 38K)

Yeah it must have liked her better than Pete

Attached: melissa-villasenor24.jpg (1080x1201, 94K)

I'm sorry...I just let it slip ...

Attached: 2112121.jpg (1280x1586, 207K)

Attached: ana_de_cutemas.jpg (640x640, 135K)

I guess they can't all be bd or ems and be the Abbott to my Costello. feels terrible man
big jagged truth pills right here. liberal indoctrination's days are numbered and rightfully so.
haha okay neat. I think that will be a laugh riot, really. I'll pay for everything and DD so you and ya gurl can get your swerve on. now all we have to decide is froyo or frozen custard afterwards? we could really elevate the evening and go to waffle house or something too. the food is top tier and you ALWAYS leave waffle house with a story or 5 to share with your boys back in Bruges. I'm excited, I think this is gonna be a blast
don't you dare apologize you angel!

>pic for bridebro

Attached: emoy3slcvgvz.jpg (1080x1350, 159K)

Go round up some 1st Nation tribe members & rip their beating hearts out

Attached: victoria-justice-the-outcasts-premiere-in-los-angeles-4-13-2017-17.jpg (1280x1933, 421K)

thats my qt :)
sickening

Attached: Ana (10).jpg (1536x1958, 348K)

>they
you're welcome.

I'll let you decide anoni, it sounds like you have a lovely evening planned already c: I can't wait

Attached: gg278.jpg (1080x675, 83K)

Attached: Ana (11).webm (1190x1080, 1.98M)

Do you think it's gay to get pegged by a woman?

Attached: 7FhAQQ2.jpg (1365x2048, 593K)

Everyone likes her

Attached: IMG_5031.jpg (2048x1536, 199K)

Where is my lilifren at?

yes but i'd let mommy nat turn me gay

20 mins

That's weird, user.

Attached: 1507317482702.jpg (1622x1080, 258K)

ded

i know, but it is what it is :)

Fuck off

Great

Attached: gg281.jpg (1080x1349, 118K)

couldn't sleep afterall, rip sleep schedule again

Attached: YaYFBCs.jpg (422x640, 53K)

she is 37 yo and doesnt have any children or a boyfriend for that matter

her womb is a rocky place where seed can find no purchase... she's barren

more pixel bro, pls

Attached: AnadeArmas-GothamNov172.md.jpg (457x550, 62K)

She doesn't need to be fertile to peg my boy hole

A bit

you asked

Attached: Ana (223).png (768x768, 503K)

I didn't ask you to be a dick.

she is still my mommy, and i'd impregnate her and/or let her peg me

Attached: gg324.jpg (1080x1163, 1.42M)

not bad, an improvement to be sure

au contraire

Justice-user is mad that a mexican is more successful than him...

I'm in Ohio, white people killed way more natives here than mexicans did anywhere

Ooh goth Melissa, now that's cute

toledo, what's the deal with that?

I'll be damned, Akron here

im not sure who you are talking about

vicky's father is english, german, irish and her mom is of puerto rican ancestry born in the bronx, NY

...

The city was founded in 1833 on the west bank of the Maumee River, and originally incorporated as part of Monroe County, Michigan Territory. It was re-founded in 1837, after conclusion of the Toledo War, when it was incorporated in Ohio. (wikipedia toledo)
>mexicans

Kind of want to start listening to 80s ballads all of a sudden