What are some red flags when looking for a gf?

strapons in her house

Bump

bump

Has nothing to talk about but her exes.

Crazy

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Having kids
Male friends
Attention needing
Large penis count
Money problems

Exactly

when she has sucked more cocks than yourself

Money issues
Mental / Emotional Issues
Bad Family
Being a Slut or Whore
Ex-Boyfriends always around

The list could go on...

>male friends
this is the only thing that bothers me from my girl tbh
she goes out a fucking lot with them and every time i bring up the subject she starts the fight

Herpes on her mouth.

cuckboy

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Tattoos

They better be gay male friends or you my friend are a cuck. I'd be damned if my gf went out with other guys.

well im not a cuck becuase i fuck some other girls too but i honestly doubt she is getting fucked by them they are not gay but they are numales soyboys

she could be the hottest girl but if she has a septum ring, ill kill her.

That means she has to have constant make attention, and she should be getting it from you. She has no reason to be with them when she should be with you. I'd keep her around to fuck if you don't have a bull pen built up or a fuck buddy, otherwise you should throw her the hell out until she understands that you aren't aren't spending all of your time with random women, and she shouldn't be out with them. The second she shows a little weakness they will fill her out like an application and they will never tell you about it.

Why would you want those beta male orbiters around her? Fuck those faggots. Tell her the next time you see one of them you'll skull fuck their eyes out.

if she already has a bf.

ive heard this before. why tf not

as you were alpha

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Tats or being a single mother

basically pic related.

Torn up band t-shirt
Covered in tattoos
Extreme piercings
Overly revealing clothing
Compulsive use of swear words/filthy language

Basically all modern women.

Can you explain plz? Girl like this and this combined was interested in me but I didn't know enough about her to feel comfortable pulling the trigger on a date.

sex in the first month or so, six months

Has multiple vids online of her getting fucked by her dog.
>pic related

6 months what?

sauce?

>Cannibal Cupcake
Google her...at your peril.

Ridiculous number of partners, no hobbies of her own, too much "conspiracy" thinking, "just looking to settle down", mentions ex without reason, tattoos, piercings not on earlobes, and quick to panic and start fights.

isnt she dead now?

Having red hair

If she goes down on you to give a bj and instead chomps it off, she's probably not the one

Colored hair

Oddly enough I think the death and not the dog fucking is an urban legend.

I dunno, but I do know that chick fucks dogs.

Tattoos and piercings indicate the woman lacks impulse control and has poor long term decision making skills. Just those two things alone mean she is a bad choice for a wife and mother to your children and is not worth the effort of dealing with them.

im pretty sure she is actually dead though. i thought i saw an article with a police report

names that end in a Long E vowel sound

Chrissy
Stacy
Tracy
Amy
Shelly
etc.....

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I don't understand this one fellas.
My gf is still friends with her ex and sees him often enough with and without me. I'd have to be a pretty shitty guy for her to fuck him instead of me...
I get the reptile brain 'no men must go near my woman' but its like you think women are pets to be controlled.

Mommy?

>has a kid
>ex was a addict/convict etc
>heavy social media usage
>poor life skills

Honestly, I'd be more concerned that their previous chemistry would lead to something even if it's "innocent" or whatever. They're your ex for a reason. Sure some can be friends but why? What purpose does it serve? You had friends before you dated that person so there's really little reason to keep them. It's just a bad potential problem.

>what are some red flags when looking for a gf?
1. non-functioning vagina, or, lack of a vagina
2. can't eat food
3. stabs

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Single mother pregnant very young.
Smokes a lot of pot.
Mental or emotional issues.
Broke.
Poor education.

If you see these signs, pump and dump. Do not become involved.

Yeah I was worried at first but (at least in my case) I can see why they're friends (things in common, similar humor) and I can see how the romance died, leaving 2 people that get along well but can't live together.
Maybe its just my case but if I was worried my gf was fucking around I'd look at my own actions before leaving her. Why worry?

youtu.be/8qnO2jHaHt4

Hippity Hoppity
Women are property

Honestly women are not worth staying long term with, they always end up causing you pain in one way or another, sometimes it's a pain you never get truly over.

I’ve come to realize perhaps the biggest red flag is that she’s attracted to me. Not sure what it is about me. I’m pretty insane I guess.

This

Do a credit check on her, you wont regret it

mentally unstable most of the time

her relationship with her father

same feel here bro, its either way too easy and she'll fuck on the first date or its pulling teeth just to get her number

She tells you not to "cross her" and how she's bad.

Glad I’m not the only one. At first I was like online dating is like shooting fish in a barrel. Then I was like “ooooo. This is why they’re single”

Yeah tattoos are a no go for me and hair thats one of the colors of the rainbow, also a no go

Under 5' 2" - am yet to date a short woman that wasn't a hair trigger sociopath.

If she flees the country for openly fucking her dogs, that might be a red flag. Unless that's your thing.

>Basically all modern women.

could have been a much shorter and straight to the point post honestly.

>"my gf is still friends with her ex"
>"with her ex"

you mean her bull. If you think otherwise you're not just a cuck but a retarded cuck

So pretty much just avoid all women in North America and get a loyal non tatted asian

/thread

Just make sure she's over 5'2" and you're OK with fucking a chick that sounds like an F1 car though.

If she is a self proclaimed "Alt girl" and loves Billie Eilish.

dead

Just make sure you're OK with fucking a girl that sounds like an F1 car.

...and she's over 5'2"

penis

Fuck me and my shitty phone

you have to talk to them first. but always pay attention to what they say.
>i have a kid(s)
>all my ex bfs were horrible and i'm fucking perfect
>talks about sex extremely quickly (like within the first week)
>not christian/catholic
>not close with family
>social media is filled with selfies

these are a few i pick out. also, for those that say

I'd probably take the phone over you, now wipe and go

ive had more than a few girls basically hint really hard for me to ask them out and yeah this is usually my first thought is "lol what on earth do you see in me"

not all of them were notably crazy but the ones that were oh boy you cant even keep count. i will admit i had days where i looked good and can see what they saw, but other days where its like nuh uh not even i would date me lol.

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fuck you
cupcake is a cute
i wish i could find a girl that fucks dogbro

It’s not about controlling her.

It’s the fact that she wants to “hang out” with dudes who she’s fucked previously. If your GF wants to “hang out” with dudes who she’s fucked in the past, it means she’s currently fucking them. End of discussion.

You’re not a cuck because you “let her do it,” you’re a cuck because you’ve committed to being sexually exclusive with a girl who is obviously not exclusive with you. You are being taken advantage of.

>social media is filled with selfies
see

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Underrated post

Enjoy your body pillow.

>getting with an asian woman
asian women are good looking, but in my experience their pussies don't taste good and the children that i could potentially have with them won't look like me... white.

Every chick has major red flags, you get with them for sex and that is it. you want friendship go hang with the homies at the bar.

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She's not a virgin.

Something should be explained to the less experienced guys out there, for almost all of these red flags she will ALWAYS have a fucking story or explanation where she will turn it around on her ex.

Not only that but some will fucking volunteer this fucking information. Meaning some women won't even fucking straight up lie and say they never cheated or something like that but actually give you some story about her cheating and how it was his fault somehow. That or how their situation is different. You'll NEVER fucking hear them say some shit like "yeah it was my fault and I'm ashamed of it and I'm trying to change" If you are stupid enough to hook up with one of these chicks she better fucking at least own up to these things and accept responsibility for them. If she doesn't and you buy into her stories then this is fucking on you. Trust me, this is something I've had to learn the hard way. Remembering all the stupid fucking stories from my ex's makes me feel like a fucking retard I bought into them.

They know they're red flags. Either consciously or unconsciously they know that these aren't something a well adjusted person does. They're selfish people because they're not even really lying for your sake but for their own. They don't want to be these people and it's more to fool themselves.

These are called red flags for a reason.

what part about already having kids is a red flag when finding a gf if all you wanna do is fuck around with her? ur not gonna raise her kids or marry the bitch

cupcake is my waifu but I'd probably feel inadequate when my 8" ain't enough for her.

I thought she got fat

This.
Get a virgin and 9 times outta ten you don't have to worry too much about past relationships. then just be a chad and pop that cherry and VOILA you have yourself a reliable gf.

This is one of my most desired traits. I'm walking in the minefield.

Constantly looking at/taking pics of themselves. I should have known to stay away when I saw her just flipping through her phone looking at pictures of herself. Self-absorbed boring cunt.

Heart shaped glasses are a bad sign always

Yeah ever notice how boards like this and men in general encourage cheating on their girl? Maybe men are juat shitty.

Her trans roommate has a much bigger dick that you

>my 8" ain't enough for her.
it never is, dummy
thats the thing, a woman WILL cheat on you. so it may as well be with doge. keep it in-house.
what do you think they mean with "if you want loyalty, get a dog"

penis

I hear this a lot. What is the typical horse girl like and why should she be avoided?

Redheads(they tend to be either beautiful or uggo, rarely any in between, almost all crazy)
They cry at least once every 3 days(once every week is fine)
They want to be around you 24/7
They hate when you talk about any othewr women at all in a positive manner.

tits or gtfo

She's an amazing talent.with a very nice pussy.so yes the dog goes outside

>implying you'd get far enough it would matter

Horse takes priority at all times. It's a very involved hobby.

That's a green flag, dude

Avoid girls with:
Hair dyed unnatural colours (purple, blue, etc)
All guy friends
Baby wipes in her purse

Dark skin.

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Chest tattoos like your OP

>Baby wipes in her purse
Why's that?

That user is dumb. Some chicks carry baby wipes to clean their lovely butt holes, which i sniff sniff sniff yum :)

The list is all but endless. A lot of these are already listed but whatevs:

has a benis
has ever had a benis
has had many benises inside her
has had really any benises inside of her
has a kid or kids
has ever been pregnant
has, or has had, an STD
is not into exercise/has a BMI over 21
has any non-white exes
has any exes
has $ issues
has guy "friends"
refers to guys as "boys"
doesn't read
does drugs
drinks
thinks and talks a lot about clothes and makeup
smokes
is anti-gun
lies
piercings (other than single in each ear)
poor education
foul language
believes SJW bullshit
tries to police the language that others use
always makes it about her
dresses slutty
is dumb
likes porn
can't maintain a conversation
has no purpose in life
is not highly reluctant to start a relationship

This isn't men vs women. We're not going to happily walk into relationships where women are displaying obvious red flags just because "men are just as bad". If we were gay or bi then maybe we'd give a fuck but because this is "what are some red flags when looking for a gf?" then we post fucking red flags when looking for a gf.

Go fucking make a thread about how men are just as bad as women. Or red flags when looking for a bf, shit there's clearly a ton of gays on this board that might find it useful.

A Vagina

tattoos or piercings
serious mental issues, anxiety here and there does not count
needs constant attention
male friends or wanting to see male friends
in serious debt and wants to take on more (i.e. international student who is self funding)
dont care about politics too much but anyone who calls herself a feminist is a red flag
does alcohol / drugs
looks for casual only relationship (even if your intention is a hook up)
no post secondary education
comes from a single parent household

If they always take selfies for social media. Pretty much just advertising themselves for cock

>stable

the average american lives with crusty feces between their cheeks so they cant appreciate what it means to have a clean asshole

so basically you want a nun gf

fuck you

If she's carrying a red flag

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Piercings anywhere besides ears
Tattoos of any kind
Glasses
Dark hair dyed blond
Midriff bearing clothing
Ripped jeans
Active on social media

If she uses any piece of technology invented after the year 1750

That leaves the Amish

if you're cheating on her why the fuck do you care you idiot

what the fuck kind of christian fag are you

Forgot to mention:

Any more than a few sex partners
Sympathetic towards migrants/degenerates
Virtue signaligng
Offended easily
Believes any feminist bullshit
Likes terrible pop/rap music
Doesn't understand dank memes
Would date a black person
Pro-gun control
Smokes weed
Doesn't read books

they are they just want to be controlled by someone they respect

No an issue.i like my dog too and she wants fuck him have at it

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chest tattoos or tattoos in general

You know piercings require maintenance.
Now a girl who doesn't keep it clean or takes them off

This desu. My gf has like 2 aside from her earlobes, and she's always complaining about how much she has to clean them to avoid infections

How would you know of a police report when her name has never been confirmed?

Last I heard, she left the scene and has been in hiding in Florida with her ex. One zoo-friendly employer took her in and gave her a job. She knows that people would recognize her from her tattoos so , yeah..

Someone had shared some old photos of her before the tattoos... I wish I had saved them.

Have a girl who meets all the requirements. All set, thanks.

true story.

>take friend who just got out of jail to bar
>buy him beer to get drunk
>he starts talking to this 'girl'...we all knew but shit hes drunk
>he goes out side to 'her' car.
> he comes back all content on the BJ 'she' gave him

To this day he still brags about how he was out in one day and got a BJ. We still havent told him it was a tranny.

Holy shit man I have fucked and then at some later date been physically attacked by all of those girls except for Tracy.

Seriously your comment is a mind fuck.

I dated Shelly then she stalked me while I dated Stacy, then years later I dated Chrissy, and my last girlfriend was an Amy.

Add a Britney and a BJ to that list and it's a list of all the girls I've had sex with.

They fuck the horses and you’ll never be able to compete with horse dick