HELP. Any room I sleep in builds a musky shit stench
Things ive ruled out through experimenting:
>needing a shower
>my clothes
>my bed
>my diet
HELP. Any room I sleep in builds a musky shit stench
Jeremiah Turner
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Kevin Walker
how about washing your ass?
Christian Hall
ever try not being a mouth breather?
Kevin Hernandez
This
Jackson Martinez
I take great showers
Lincoln James
Do you soap up your entire asshole? Not just the crack?
Evan Robinson
Eat yogurt everyday and change the dam breath stench. That or your kidneys are failing and u gonna die anyways.... and you breath is narsty
Jeremiah Phillips
Dude I'm literally going to fucking kill you of course I do that
Carson Fisher
The foods you eat will change your body odor, so will being sick.
Important note: How long before the smell becomes noticeable. One night's rest? A week?
Anyone's room will smell if they don't clean it regularly and air it out.
Joshua Brooks
maybe you have rotting teeth?
Charles Anderson
Do you sweat in your sleep?
Do you wash bed sheets at least once a month?
Do you shower EVERY night/day?
Do you not let your dirty laundry build up and get musty?
Are you Indian?
Benjamin Nelson
This is been a problem my entire life. It happens in this little has an hour of sleeping. Because it's always been a problem, my dietitian and I have been experimenting since I was a kid. No diet seems to help. My father had the same issue but he just didn't give a shit
Jack Anderson
>Oral health
>Anal cleanliness
Brush at LEAST twice a day, once before sleep
Rinse with listerine at LEAST twice a day
If you pass lots of gas, find out whaf causes it and stop eating it.
Your bedroom should be properly ventilated. Crack a window if not open it completly and get a fan going
Logan Martinez
Aight sounds liek you and your dad have the same smelly ass bacteria in you. basically you need to change that bacteria so that you dont stank. there are plenty of ways to do it, eating high bacteria foods or having probiotics is the easy way to go. the hard way to go is using antibiotics and killing yourself.
Kayden Rogers
It happens even if there were mine sleeping in contains not on my clothes and I'm sleeping in a bed I've never been in before. Yes I shower every single day because of this reason. No I'm not fucking Indian
Hudson Hill
Yea Forums is giving weirdly good advice
Jaxson Gomez
Creases are home for micro-organisms. Make sure you *wash every crease *possible in the shower, including between fingers and toenails, butt cleft and behind your knees and under boobs if you have them
Apply anti-perspirant before you go to bed. This has the best possible outcome, even if you shower in the morning. Because you sweat lesser at night and so the antiperspirant is able to get into your porse better than if you applied in the morning and sweated immediately. Where not possible to apply before bed, apply after a shower.
Apply anti-perspirant to every crease it is safe to apply, from the ones listed above in point one.
Run a hair dryer on cold on your creases after applying anti perspirant. This ensures that your skin is dry and so, there is a better chance of the antiperspirant staying on. Also, using rubbing alcohol on your underarms before applying deo also works to sanitize and dehydrate.
Body hair traps odor, so keeping your pits and pubes trimmed would help a lot.
Frequent exercising helps your sweat smell less offensive, though it does not stop you from sweating.
Austin Gutierrez
I have the cleanest asshole in the world because I wanted to make sure it wasn't the cause. Besides it doesn't smell like actual poop, it smells like musk. And I can't open my damn window because I live in an arctic wasteland full of sub zero nightmare winds
Gabriel Foster
If one more person tells me it's because I'm not showering good enough I'm going to have a nuclear meltdown. I have the greatest reason more than anyone to shower like a goddamn champion. I shower better than all of you combined. It's not fucking showering it as nothing to God damn do with it holy shit I going to slice your throat open with a box cutter
Nolan Evans
But I'm going to take your advice and completely douse myself in isopropyl alcohol. That's not even sarcasm
Christopher Perry
wash your ass you fucking retard
Carson Parker
I use deodorant not just in my armpits but also in my but crack and balls. Try that. Then gargle with either a chlorine based mouthwash or gargle and drink milk or both. See if anything helps. If that doesn't help then its what you ingest.
Grayson Young
Where do you live? Where do you fucking live?
Juan Reyes
kek, fun fact showering like a Mr clean commercial can actually make it worse. Your best bet is somehow changing the micro biome of bacteria that exist within you, Good luck user.
Isaiah Ortiz
I went crazy when it came to diets because I just wanted to fucking smell the stop. One time I survived on vitamin pills and yogurt for weeks but to no avail
Luis Smith
You must not be good at showering
Xavier Cox
Sick so you are perma fucked, I knew a guy like you and legit everyone was asking him if he showered and dum ass shit. Went on a school trip with the dude i swear ive never seen a man shower and brush his teeth more than this guy. he still stank. I supose your final option would maybe be apple cider vinegar applied to the smelly bits and i fuck you not because ive actually tried this, a yogurt bath. more like a yogurt rub down and sit for 10 minits but same thing.
Asher Collins
Try to cover it up with some quality Axe™ body spray, dude.
Chase Hernandez
Use that oil that hippies use. See if you smell better that way.
Tyler Stewart
I know youve seen a lot of phony suicide threads here from people who just want attention. After reading this I'm legitimately putting a revolver in my mouth. It's a Smith & Wesson 500 so only 4 barrels will be empty
Noah Edwards
stop cumming on the carpet you fucking teenager
Jacob Lopez
Bentley Cox
>cant open window
There is your problem.
The air is stagnant and if you arent getting any sunlight (UV) either then that will also contribute to the problem.
Buy pic related for starters. Get a UV bulb and turn it on for like 15 minutes a day to kill bacteria in the room
Xavier Murphy
Cooper Campbell
Samuel Russell
How many people other than you have complained about it?
My guess would be some kind of insecure retarded incel induced agoraphobia
Joseph Campbell
Ha roofing
Liam Cooper
this also GERD
Nathaniel Kelly
Gerd would cause a vomit smell. He didnt say vomit smell
Asher Howard
Have you located the source or is it just sweat from everywhere? I once knew this soulless ginger skank who would sweat immediately, and later stink, so she would cover herself in talc a few times a day.
Elijah Kelly
The talc has asbestos. Shes going to die
Xavier Butler
Isaiah Brown
Michael Wood
Wash your balls with soap and water
Jonathan Evans
What the hell is this goddamn sci-fi device? Needless to say I've already put in an order for it because I'm desperate. I don't even care if I'm going to end up with skin cancer or something crazy
I'm covering myself in talcum powder as I type this. I'm trying anything today
Jose Evans
Stop fucking your sister, it's the only thing you and your dad have in common.
Jacob Mitchell
might want to try an actual shower
wiping a washcloth all over that you made a little wet isn't a shower
Nolan Ramirez
wash your ass you fucktard
Logan Thompson
Just shower dude, or maybe it could be your bed, or your clothes or your diet.
Michael Sullivan
Not always cause vomit, you jackass. Sometimes just cause some kinda of parosmia of disgusting smell.
Gabriel Smith
Its an air purifier. Just search air purifier on amazon, you can have it delivered by tomorrow. Its just a fan with a filter. Buy filters that have carbon.
Leo Edwards
Maybe its just your musk. Have you tried some Alum ( a hydrated double sulfate salt ) its used locally in my region as a poor man’s deodorant
Jeremiah Lewis
I know you're trying to help. I can't stress enough I've ruled all these things out
James Roberts
"..Your musk" ? What are you a fucking deer ?
William Green
No one noticed until I put on the musk.
Charles Richardson
Dude, do you think the human body doesn’t smell? Saying musk is better than saying stench.
Austin Price
Just because you can make me laugh doesn't mean I'm wrong. And yes I must be a deer on some level
Lincoln Hill
Jaxson Brooks
some people are just born with a distinct smell; shit's genetic
indians for example have fucking foul sweat
Connor Cooper
Don't even go there when it comes to Indians. That shit can be instantaneously solved if they stopped eating spicy food. I'm white as fuck and I can't solve it that way. Shit sucks to Infinity because of genetics
Evan Jenkins
Have you tried washing your asscrack you tard?
Wyatt Morales
Do you insert your finger partially into your anus? Not like fingerbanging your ass but you gotta get at least half a finger in there to scrub around with soap.