Spend two years trying to get job as Machine Learning Engineer

> Spend two years trying to get job as Machine Learning Engineer
> Rejected because no experience
> Get tired of rejections
> Create fake popK company in South Korea
> Say I work remotely [I live in US]
> Nobody speaks Korean or has connections in Korea
> Make website for company
> Make fake linkedins and email addresses for boss and coworkers
> Buy multiple burner cellphones for fake references
> Say I have 6 years of experience
> Update profile on Dice
> Get buttfucked by recruiter calls the next day
> Land a job 2 weeks later
> Profit? 175k + benefits
> It's been two years since. should I tell people?

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You just did you fucking retard

do it faget

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no way this is real, are you serious?

Didn't say company name or company I work at. No way for you weebs to trace me.

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Based user. No don't tell people at work. Just your friends outside of work.

> Implying I would dare go on the internet and tell lies.
Seriously tho, what would happen if I told my boss?

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challenge accepted

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>nobody notices your lack of experience

sure buddy I believe you.

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they probably noticed. they just didn't say shit.