Hi, So, I just moved to Paris (I am french), and I've met this American girl that I like a lot a month ago, we see each other 2/3 times a week, and we visit the city together ( restaurants museums cinema etc). Yesterday we went for drinks and when I escorted her to the train we kissed and ended up staying there on a bench just cuddling and kissing ( she wasn't wasted btw) .
This is new for me, I've only slept with 3 girls and it was at house parties and we never fucked twice, anlo i've never beenin a relationship. This girl is WAYYYY out of my league and plus she is American , so different culture.
What should I do from there for her to be my girl?
You've got to DESTROY HER user... SEXUALLY! Oh my goddddddd stick it in there and UNF UNF de la UNF UNF de la UNF UNF! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off thinking about her Opie! Yes indeedle-de-deed smoke that weedle-dee-deed every God damn diddly day you ninny muggins! I'm high as FUCK!
Lincoln Johnson
Can you do the whole pasta at least one time? Always bugs me when you miss part. I appreciate the derivation on it this time though, that was pretty funny.
I split it up depending on the situation. Because you don't just like... I mean imagine you were having lunch in a student cafeteria. Not a restaurant and not a high school either, you're back at university and you're talking to your buddies and someone overhears you talking about girl and says, I'm completely BLASTED out of my god damn fucking MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND! Wahahahahahahahahaha holy cow my fucking MIND is just FUCKED right now! You've got to DESTROY HER user... SEXUALLY! Oh my goddddddd stick it in there and UNF UNF de la UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off thinking about her Opie! Yes indeedle-de-deed smoke that weedle-dee-deed every God damn diddly day you ninny! You fucking ninny muggins?
I got bored typing that out and it's my shtick.
Nathan White
dont take advice. if you want to stay with her, make a plan to get a house or apartment or whatever and then marry- but chances are shes might just be enjoying the scenery, and doesnt want to get commited (highly likely)
if youre investing your emotions, thats what women want, but that doesnt mean she is going to do the same, and you might find youself getting attached for no reason (since she is going to leave or doesnt have plans to be monogamous- with one man)
youre young so, if you want her to stick around make a baby or some shit but try not to sneak it since she can just get an abortion. try and get on the same page, but dont be needy, just talk about something once in a while that isnt cuddly, and if she isnt into it she probably isnt serious.
anyway, good facefuck material here (and for me it's always best if lover at the same time)
Jaxson Rogers
Well, have fun. Just keep in mind you’ll be the foreigner she fucked for a while during her “finding myself” period and will be a distant memory once she goes back to the US and settles down with a guy her family and friends will deem acceptable. She’ll have kids and live in a nice suburban home and every once in a while, she’ll be having her coffee in the morning and quietly remember your time together and smile. Her husband, on his way out the door for work will ask her what she’s smiling for, and with a start, come back to reality. “Oh, nothing dear. What did you want for dinner?”
Nathaniel Powell
not gonna lie you made me sick and sad for a sec. and that's rare , good job!
David Sanders
you're gonna be accused of rape soon
Christopher Evans
BUMP
Levi Peterson
Yeah but they’re in France, nobody fucking cares there. Rapes pretty much become a national pastime
