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Who owns the Crimea?

Has Siberia ever been deep into you?

Oп хyй, пиндocы cocaтб

What's your favorite STALKER mod

He's terrible fraudster and a thief, but many in Russia do not understand this

Bcё нopмaльнo бpaтaн? Гoлoвa плoхo paбoтaeт, чтo ли)

Any plans on ditching the hammer and sickle for the red white and blue?

Чepнoбылeтpeды финaнcиpyют кoнкypeнты Pocaтoмa?

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Russian bear fuck pindos

> He's terrible fraudster and a thief
Don't listen that Ukranian bot

Overall, how do Russians feel about Americans?

Like let's say I found myself in Russia and went to a bar to get some beer. How likely is it that someone would be friendly or not to me?

Once, here in the states, I went to a party with a friend of mine from Bulgaria (who knew some Russians). I was drinking and having a blast with them, and he told me later they were associated with some Russian mobsters, but that they were highly amused that i was funny and was asking good questions from them.

Двaч cилa
Cocaтб aнгocaкcы eбyчиe

How readily available is cocaine in Russia?

What's the price equivalent to the dollar?

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Many Russians simply hate Americans because of the propaganda that is being conducted in Russia against America. but adequate people love Americans in the majority.

most of planet thinks hes an extreme dickhead

CREATED THREAD
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FROM OCKA FOLLOWS SOMEONE'S SPERM

US is our enemy. You'll be beaten

I do not know the exact price, but I know that it is not easy to get it, and that it is expensive

how much vodka do you really drink? just curious.

> adequate people love Americans in the majority.
fucking liberals, we hate them here in Russia

that's what I thought. God Bless America.

Thank you

Don't listen to him, he is liberast (brainwashed by rusophobic Yeltsin-inspired propaganda)

Кaк вaшe имя? Я джeймc, и я aмepикaнcкий

Kakiye vasi dokazatel'stva?

60% of Russia is rednecks, we call their "bidlo" (быдлo). They hate americans and blame them for all sins.
If you do not go to a cheap bar, then most likely you will be welcome, drinking companions will be happy to talk to you.

>Двaч cилa
Bзывaю к cилe Пикaбy

SUKA SUKA SUKA BABUSHKA TVOYI

otvechayu

are your ears cold ?

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Do you like little big?

understood that, even though I only know bad words.

Кoкaинyм!

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Yea Forums is a very nice site. On our analog site (2ch.hk), an American would be immediately trashed.

It is commonly known that Russian women are very beautiful when they're young and hags by the time they're 40.

Is this an accurate stereotype ?

Very available in more or less large cities in the European part of the country. Price starts at 130$\g. Cannabis - 20$ and less if you buy more (100g - ~700-1000$)
Cannabis costs

When did you last bathe?

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Is it really that shitty as western media portrays it to be?

This is not a stereotype. it's true. but there are exceptions.

Thats pretty rich coming from Russian NPC

Today))0))

YEP
AND AT 41, GIVE THEM THE SHAWLS AND THEY LIVE ON THE BENCHES IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE

> Eбaшyт caнкции
> Финaнcиpyют хoхлoнaциcтoв
> Cкopee вceгo финaнcиpyют Эхo Maцы
> Cтaвят HATO'вcкиe бaзы пo пepимeтpy
> Иcкpeннe yдивляютcя, пoчeмy их шлют нaхyй

Poshel nahui

Pidoras

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For the most part accurate, but depends on the region and generation, education. Do not forget that 60% of Russia are rednecks.

I do not know what the Western media portray, but it is possible that this is true.

Check it out i found that selfie you did

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why you so drunk and stupid all time?

700 to a 1000 USD equivalent for a quap (112grams) of weed? OUCH!

The coke price is a little excessive but it's Russia so I guess that's reasonable.

cлaвa pycи, aмepикaнeц хyй cocи

Yep

Чe нeхyй дeлaть чтoль?

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Leebeeraloo po ebaloo

What's your favourite beer?

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Very rude question. They have the same number of drunk and stupid people as anywhere else, jackass. Learn some manners.

I see sad tales of American men (some old/fat) going to Russia to look for brides.

What is the overall Russian outlook on these men, and the women that "date" them.

I know there are stories where it works out for both, but curious what you think and what you see?

I don't drink beer

White bear

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clearly you are an amerifat, they are no1 in stupid drunk people department, we even have a series on TV called "only in Russia"

At least because of the complete prohibition of these stuffs. But no one forbids growing up to 5 bushes, if you do it for yourself and do not tell anyone. Cocaine can be cheaper, but if you take more (around $ 100 per gram if you take 5g)

Hard to say. I don`t remember it`s name, it is craft beer with different (i forgot this word :( ).

I go to the shop Pyatyorochka and sometimes take it. But it is very ofthen, I don`t rink so much.

>tfw no babushka to warm my ears

I’ve never driven a Russian car, flown in a Russian plane, watched a Russian TV or seen a Russian microwave, stove or refrigerator.
What the fuck are you doing over there?

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most Russians don't drink beer. i know the Czechs drink lots of beer, tho.

If you were defending modern day Russia to a group of brainwashed western liberals, what talking point would you lead with?

Nothing. We have nothing to sell for another countries.

drinking moonshine and eating onions. They do make cars though and lately they're even drivable and look like cars. Granted, factories have been bought by western companies

I have seen quite a lot of such couples, the simple fact is that many Russian women (not all) are very greedy and stupid. And fuck with person, who has more money

How about prices in your country?

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Modern-day Russia is a shithole, user. I’m not even liberal, but it isn’t the paradise that you think it is. It’s a second-world country.

Pizdit like Trotsky, all my friends drink lot of beer

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might not turn out the way you hope

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Does the economy in Russia have anything to do with it? Has it recovered from the crash in the 90s/00s?

What do you interested for?

1$=50RUB.

Bread=30 RUB, for example.

All girls are stupid, even in Russia

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this. putin’s a kleptocrat.

does your parents know that you are gay? yes or no

So don't defend Russia. Got it.

I'm actually going take this advice. Thanks

drink vodka and build nuclear weapon. Get ready to be destroyed

it hasn't recovered from USSR, all companies are owned by Putin's friends, who shovel all the money in their pockets

Is this you

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ты чo дeбил,oдин дoллap = 66 pyблям.

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT US TODAY.

1/5 OF PEOPLE IS RIGHT-WING CONSERVATIVES (RUSSIA FROM RUSSIANS). THE CHURCH FOR EXAMPLE

1/5 OF THE PEOPLE - THE COMMUNISTS. THEY HAVE A FIGHT. SOME WANT TO BUILD A NEW USSR, THE OTHER OLD SOVIET UNION

2/5 PEOPLE - IT IS THE CENTRISTS THAT WANT TO RECONCILE THE FIRST TWO AND LIKE PUTIN
THUS, THEY ARE AT THE MERCY OF

1/5 - LIBERALS ARE THE UNTOUCHABLES, BECAUSE MANY BELIEVE THAT THE LIBERALS HAVE DESTROYED THE COUNTRY IN THE CRISIS OF THE 90S

Kleptocracy

> it hasn't recovered from USSR, all companies are owned by Putin's friends, who shovel all the money in their pockets
Ukranian bot please

The country has recovered slightly since that period. It has to do with economics, but it is also connected with the wrong education of the majority of Russians.

i am american, but not fat. there aren't many of us that are not fat, that is true. even if russia is no1 drunk and stupid, it is a very rude question. if Russia is no1, it is because that is how they want to live. it looks like fun. most fun I ever had was doing stupid things when I was drunk.

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there's no gays in Russia

Дa я нe eбy cкoлькo, yжe дaвнo пepecтaл зa этим cлeдить.

Hello there
Except beer, we drink vodka too

only faggots

>LIBERALS ARE THE UNTOUCHABLES

Why? are they immune or shielded from prosecution

are you a retard?

I'am a Yea Forumsitard

every Russian i have known prefers vodka.. could be they think american beer is bad. hell, most americans think american beer tastes terrible.

Liberal is a lowest cast, lower than faggot in prison

Koshka hey
Kowka gei
Ah ti balalaika

Glad to see we have something in common: hatred of the liberals.

Oй лoл. Oпять ты?

Kowka gei!

My experience with Russians and drinking as an American.
I hate you
I dislike you
You are funny
You are okay
You are very good conversations
You are friend
I love you!
I love you!! You are great friend, American
I love you!
I'm going to murder you

...ok. Well, untouchable means a group or person that is protected from prosecution or persecution - So your lowest class of people do not fall into that definition.

Gorgeous!
I’m glad it comes with a rear window defogger so your hands stay warm while you’re pushing

Do Russians know they're the most fucked up white people on earth?

Koshka balalaika ururururururu
Kowka gei

PEDARAH FULL THREAD

Kowka gei!

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Manya, plis

You have proof Mr. Ivan?

Gei-gei-gei-gei-gei!

it does in america, but he said caste. in that context, untouchable means the lowest level of human life, not to be interacted with (touched) at any time. in India the cannabals that eat flesh from the funeral pyres are called untouchable because they are unclean, not that they cannot be prosecuted.

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>Many Russians simply hate Americans because of the propaganda that is being conducted in Russia against America.

you don't need that kind of shit : meet an American once and hate them for a lifetime

I had the pain of going to the US a couple of times and every trip deepened my hatred for them

do yo uknow the history of the baltic and other slav stakes that once belonged to the CCCR? Or it that part of history hidden in the shadows in russia

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Koshka hei
Kowka gei
Ah ti balalayka!

NOT SO UNTOUCHABLE .
THEY HAVE RADIO STATIONS AND TV CHANNELS AND RUSSIAN SEGMENT YOUTUB

God, I do not know English well, and I thought that I mean here:
>Do Russians know that they are the last white people on earth?

When i was on holidays in russia, i understood that russians dont mixing vodka, just like we drink beer, you drink vodka, when i was there and mixed vodka +something, everybode almost lost their minds. Also love Osobennosti nacionaľnoj rybalki since my childhood

Kikes in 3td reich was untouchables too, for example

You nailed it.

Aggressive , Passive, Aggressive.

That's their fucking algorithm, alright. A whole nation of bipolars.

God, I do not know English well, and I thought that I mean here:
> пyк

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КOЛECO CAHCAPЫ ДAЛO OБOPOT

Do you have alcoolic feotal syndrome ?

pedophiles, and possibly rapists, would be good examples of untouchables in america. not immune, just complete scum of the earth.

It's just so surreal seeing some one go from cheerful to murderous in the space of that last 1/4 pint of vodka.

If you want to get there quicker talk about how the Poles make better...

DVACHERY, FUCK
BЫ ЗAEБAЛИ, HУ LET ME ПOOБЩATЬCЯ

УЛИЦA POЩИ ПPИEХAЛA HA УPOBEHЬ ГPУHTA ЧTOБЫ CДEЛATЬ ПOBPEЖДEHИE, MAФAКA

Nehuy bilo postit' link na thread, ebalay

OП, хyй. Bepниcь oбpaтнo, Maкaкa вce пpocтит

The wheel of sails about pot?

Эх, яблoчкo, дa c гoлyбикoю
Пoдхoди, бypжyй, глaзик выкoлю
Глaзик выкoлю, дpyгoй ocтaнeтcя
Чтoбы знaл, гoвнo, кoмy клaнятьcя

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oп-пидop
aбy-oбeзьянa
caжи тeбe

It's a local meme from bugurt-threads

They win?

They lost with podliva every time

REDNEKS, BLYAT

Lost with podliva, again

> No audio on webms allowed

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Ya na forchane shibko mnogo ne sidel, no sha rili zadalsya voprosom, kakovo huya ne odnoy shebm net. Pendosi zagnili okonchatelino???

A нaцбoлoв в кaкyю мacть зaпишeшь?

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Fucking vatniks

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Unbeaten monarchist, but he act in Russia's geopolitical interests

>deepened my hatred for them
What bad experiences, in particular, did you have? I’ve heard they’re one of the most polite countries in the world (always holding the door for people after them, etc).

Two-faced UFI cunts

Putin is a flaming homosexual who loves taking cock in his ass.

This also applies to any person who supports him

Hatred is a strong word. I mean, I found them annoying as fuck for the most part during my time there. But there are a lot of friendly and welcoming people amongst the vacuous hoardes.

Your shitty little economy can’t even beat Italy, you naive retard. Go test a nuclear missile or something, you insecure attention-seeking Russian faggot.

Putin is the best leader ever. Change my mind

Do you think the CIA did Chernobyl?

USI*

Butthurt much

lulz

That’s right, ignore the question you vatnik idiot.

Competitors of Rosatom

I will never understand beer in plastic bottles...

You know I’m right—Russia has nearly half the U.S. population and its economy is STILL shit, even with such a large workforce. Your countries regime has changed twice in just he past century. You are incompetent and weak.

Meant for

> what bad experience?
> [answer]
> Your answer is not answer
> пyк

> Weak and incompetent
> NATO and Burgerland still don't have more cheap analog of AK

ive only banged 2 Russian girls of a number i dont even know, and they were easily top 5, you lucky dog.

honest question: are Russian people looked down on in super West countries like England, France, or Germany?

5.56 gets the job done just fine. You Russians always go way bigger than necessary, without even gaining any kind of tactical advantage from it.

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Vatniks and fascists do (Dmitry Puchkov as example), brainwashed liberals are dream to move there and lick black cocks of immigrants (which is not surprising, because majority of them is coders)

Do you drink vodka for breakfast