1. Stop smoking

1. Stop smoking
2. Stop drinking coffee
3. Stop drinking sodas and cut the sugar
4. Work out
5. Focus more on my business
6. Stop gaming
7. Fix stuff around the house
8. Do more investing and save more money
9. Stop watching porn
10. Be more orderly

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11. Kys

2 and 6 is a no go, dawg

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Can’t. Got 2 kids.

stop posting on Yea Forums then you fucking waste man deadbeat

11. Die in the end just like everyone else

I did all these things (except give up coffee because fuck that). I obtained a CPA (highest accounting certification available in Canada), decent job, physically fit (not jacked, but not skinny either). Have a house and a car and some okay savings.

Still a complete virgin at 31, with severe depression to boot. It wasn't worth it.

Now what?

Now what?

Kill yourself

11.

give up the coffee

11.

I dont post on Yea Forums.

Kek

ok shitlord

Can't, mom would be sad.

If I give up coffee I'll go complete Project Mayhem on the world.

That's going to happen anyway. Just playing the waiting game.

do shrooms you'll figure it out. if that doesn't work go to south america and ahayuasca

wow, so i actually just obtained a bunch of shrooms a couple weeks ago, after listening to Paul Stamets on JRE. Haven't had a chance to try them yet though.

ahayuasca is indeed next.

11. Continue browsing Yea Forums

Which sorta kills the point of 1-10.

1. I hate cigarettes.
2. Fuck you, coffee is life.
3. I'm working on that.
4. No.
5. Nah.
6. Fuck off, WoW rules!
7. Why? Things are fine.
8. I'm too poor for that.
9. No, I love boobs.
10. I don't want to be.

11. Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.

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naah, im good

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when I hear about those Dutchies euthanizing themselves over alcoholism and depression, I feel sad for them that they didn't try psychedlics first. Not guaranteed cure-all but will give you the insight. It won't walk for you but may give you the map

Haha! i did all those things in the last year and a half. minus gaming, i never gamed. feels good man, best shape of my life physically and financially and achieving all my goals.
>keep it up user.

Roll

and then what?
you ill be a non-smoking, non-productive, fit, workaholic, with no friends and no hobbies

sounds great

I'm a CPA but smoke and drink coffee. Have a family to go home to. If I didnt have a family to go home to, I wouldnt deal with this stress. If I were single, I would live in an apartment and work at Home Depot

Of you do 1-10, you might as well be dead anyway.

The perfect efficiency model. Uses literally 100% of your processing power, with no room for enjoyment entertainment or value of living on this earth. Making you an excellent slave to the system while guaranteeing your body will give out long before old age so they don't have to pay your retirement. Well played.

This is the most accurate comment anyone has made.

This is part of scares me the most. My job is stressful in that the company is dying so I'm dong my best to keep it alive financially. But, I don't really have deadlines or anyone hounding me for shit.

What's going to happen when I have an actual stressful job, with deadlines, major responsibilities, the potential to be fired or lose my CPA if I fuck-up? I'll probably end up killing myself...

I really hate CPA/CGA btw. The way the advertise is as this amazing thing that'll make your life eventful and successful and awesome, it's all BS. Obtaining it is Hell, and then once you do your life becomes Hell as well.