Older anons, 40+, what's some good wise shit you've learned, you wish you had known earlier ?

>don't pay for another guy's orgasm
elaborate on this lmao

youll find what you search man dont give up

You may be surprised to learn than people want different things in life.
You don't have to do like that user has done.
You may want to do something different.

You aren’t special, stop acting like it. Nobody cares about your bullshit so take care of it yourself.

am i just too autistic or does somebody here also doesnt get the pay for another guys orgasm thing?
is it just cuckery or some shit??

If you get married, or are with someone for a significant amount of time, keep your finances separate! Split the bills proportionally. Money is the root of most divorces.

"OP is a faggot."

Call back when you're 50.

I guess I'm just surprised to see here it here on Yea Forums.

Investing in Bitchcoins yo

Do well in school
I didn't was too interested in fucking about taking drugs and pumping sluts
Now I'm 48 and doing low payed manual labour lots of heavy lifting
I had a heart attack 5 months ago I died for a short time got zapped back to life now I'm back doing the same job lifting heavy stuff all day so prob won't last much longer so I can't emphasize enough stick in at school do well and don't end up like me sure I had a great time at school fucking about but now I totally regret it I so wish I done things differently
So take heed young anons and do life properly

If a girl rejects you accept it and move on. Nothing makes a pussy drier than desperation.

Also, if you go to college try to get a degree that you can use to make money with a career path.

Finally, get out and experience the world. If someone responsible asks you to go somewhere with them you should go unless you have responsibilities you need to attend to.

LMAO, only 2 years left then.

Maybe he means don't tolerate cheaters? Dunno.

can you please be so kind as to not give me a generic advice.

don't shoot meth.

Treat your fucks nuggets of fucking platinum. Only give your fucks out to those fucks that deserve it. (Which is pretty much no one.)

*like nuggets of

There's a much larger and wider userbase here than you'd think.
The old farts hide in the cracks in the threads the youngsters avoid, where we then talk about stuff without doing "teh lulz" or trollings.
Y'know, like (almost) mature people.

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fag, die.

just major in chemistry, biology, biochemistry, physics, or some interdisciplinary field of the sciences (biophysics, etc.), use business school as a fallback. you'll get paid.

Not Tinder or bars. Best places are "real" places where peole actually go. Workplace (like, not your direct colleague), school, adult education, hobby-stuff, or hell just grocery stores.

Also, the younger you start the better. There's a reason people who start an actual relationship at 18 stick together more often than those who find each other at 35.
When you're that young you're still growing and developing your personality, even if your mate isn't perfect, in 15 years they'll be more perfect, and so will you.

When you start at 30 most people are stuck in their ways, and finding someone who matches you more or less exactly is next to fucking impossible.

It's why the whole "find yourself, fuck around before settling down"-thing is ruining any sort of core family unit, we don't take the time to build them right anymore.

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Seems pretty obvious to me. Don't raise someone elses kid. Don't pay for any of it.

i was 22 (20 years ago), new to dating/women, I moved to a new town, met a girl who got knocked up by some guy in college, she drops out, moves back home, only dated her for 4-5 months but she was talking moving out of her parent's place, we even shopped for apts together, I had no idea about MGTOW or red pill, i broke it off since all her talk was scary as hell to small-town me. phew, dodged a bullet, moral of the story, don't date single moms, i know that now, but didn't 20 years ago. she was at least fun in bed

I've been around since Yea Forums got going, was in on my share of bullshit, but I still frequent occasionally at 38. Don't really get much out of it these days, but I guess it's a habit.

>Best places are "real" places where people actually go. Workplace (like, not your direct colleague), school, adult education, hobby-stuff, or hell just grocery stores.
nice, that is a good perspective on it and sounds reasonable.

>When you start at 30 most people are stuck in their ways.

great job grandpa, now you ruined it all, is there even a point in trying anymore?

underrated

yeah, you tend to have shorter browser times, and to give more threads a miss. Skip the immature, the trolls and the needlessly negative comments and focus on those with a bit meat.

Really? Well, good on you then, you certainly are a rarity. Getting past 40 without any sort of family unit, and not wanting it, is usually a solid recipe for mental illness.

It just happens to you my dude. Don't stress about it. When you least expect it will come to you, put yourself open for it but don't go looking for it

Your family WILL fuck you over. Don't trust them.

Live for the day. Plans almost never work out.

Don't sweat the petty things. Don't pet the sweaty things.

I am almost 40 and am a director of a public company, I have stashed away enough money that allows me to just hang out for 3 or 4 years if I wanted. The second comment where the guy was just interested in taking and pumping sluts, I would say, do that. I am comfortable, but feel like I gave up a lot of my youth chasing money and trying to please fuckers way wealthier than me...who would as soon spit on me...and their own mothers. Get good at your job (possibly something more niche or technical) and try to go out on your own and make a comfortable amount of money - You can save a lot, live on a little, and get yourself a wife with some drive and the same mentality. You will totally be ok. Find the shit job in a place, get good at it, start your own business around that, hire some cheap labor to do it and live off of that. Corporate bosses are fucking idiot pieces of shit. The reason they are your boss is because they know somebody and aren't qualified for shit. When you are younger, the hotter the girl, typically the crazier, more conniving, and more useless they are. Fuck them a few times, but don't get upset when they leave or regret dropping them. After you run through a few, get yourself a solid 7 or 8 with the personality I mentioned before. Don't let others convince you of too much. If you have a good idea, follow up on it. People, even some of your "friends" will convince you otherwise because no one wants to see other people succeed. If you try it and it fails, fuck all, you tried something a learned something. Everyone's score at the end is the same...you're fucking dead.

>Everyone's score at the end is the same...you're fucking dead.
this made my day. i should hang this on my living room since i am such a gigantic pussy who is always afraid of failure.

Know of a few couples who are doing just fine who got together at 30-35, so I didn't mean to say it's hopeless, just that it's fucking hard so don't expect to find a gem on the first few tries.

Most of those I know who got together late are in new relationships now, often with step kids and shit. Now that stuff is sad as fuck, to me at least.

Never trust a fart and never waste a boner.

Yea, reading that gave me some peace within
It really echoed inside, nicely written
thanks

If there is some career you want to pursue, find the people who are successful at it and go work them, even if you have to volunteer your time to do it.

>just that it's fucking hard so don't expect to find a gem on the first few tries.
not expecting it to be easy, it wasn't easy for me 10 years ago and i don't think it will get any easier since i am severely out of shape when it comes to the dating game.

>often with step kids and shit.
I will never raise someone else's little turd though, it is such a huge turn off for me. i'd rather cope with lonliness and commit suicide at the end or something.

Idfk user. Meet my wife 17 years ago when I was 18 yo.
I changed greatly since then, I'm not the same person. She stayed the same. Relationship is quite a wreck but we still don't feel like breaking up (kids etc). The only one I can blame is myself because I've changed and sorta broke the unwritten agreement. Fml. I wish I knew that people change and they better wait a little, I wish I've learned earlier to understand and respect my own needs.

Or you may just have different priorities?
As you age begin to realise that some people will live their lives differently than you, and that it's fine - they're just different. Acceptance and tolerance.

- never pass up a chance to make memories. As cheesy as that sounds, do something new, memories are not made sitting at home doing the same ole same ole.

I am 35 and I literally came home from staying late in the office eating my intern out on some other employees desk. She is enganged and I am in a long term relationship. She is a decade younger than me and at least an about two inches taller.

The company is mine.

Stay fit, be relaxed and confident, develop your skills and DO NOT STOP for anyone. everything else comes along.

Life is infinitely more about experience than longevity. A lot of people don't get that.

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Dating single moms is fine, so long as both understand what they're getting into and respect each other's boundaries and expectations. Most people in their early 20s aren't mature enough to handle that. A young woman with a kid might be under tremendous pressure and dumps some of it off on her boyfriend. A young man might not understand why his girlfriend isn't more available. Or any other scenario. Etc..

Dating a single mom who is a little older is probably much easier, so long as she is a good person otherwise.

- Don't cheat on a girl if you're actually into her; if you must have another pussy just pay for a prostitute. Cheating is not worth the pain and the stress
- Learn to walk away from shit. Don't waste time; be it girls or other stuff.
- Be yourself, don't fake stuff, if you're a weirdo, then just be that, don't pretend to be anything that you are not
- Respect girls by walking away from them when you're not truthful
- Take time with your family, it's the constant in your life

Pic unrelated; just sharing my latest porn-crush Kimberly Chi

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This is legit advice. From the standpoint of what you want out of life, put experience above material things. The secondary thing this offers is it gives you a good story to tell women if you are on the dating scene. From a business perspective, it gives you something to talk about with asshole, vapid business people.

so hang it, help yourself in any way that works for you. acknowledging your flaws is the first step, now act on it.

Bullocks, if you're just gathering experiences and disregarding the "longevity" aspects of life you'll end up unhappy.

Speaking of experience.

don't pay for another person's kids. it's like continuing a random game save that came on the cart.

Take care of your body while you're young. You can't imagine how much harder it gets to lose weight and get back in shape when you're older. There's a pretty big difference from 20 to 30, but after 30 everything starts going to shit really fucking fast.

The internet is not real life.

This is a tiny place, and all the shit you see here is just sensationalized chaos.

Learn the difference between memes and reality.

If your getting fat then learn to put down the fork.

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>it's like continuing a random game save that came on the cart.
audible kek

I wish I had read Prometheus Rising every 6 months or so until I got it.

Is there a secret trick to stop caring about balding?
I don't wanna do all sorts of tricks, and pour wierd that on my head to stop it or kill my iron hard boners

I just want to find peace within
Is time truly the key ?

Women are disposable.
Wait till 40 to have kids.

Am old. Can confirm this bro knows what's up.

Marriage and dating are memes and should b avoided at all costs.

Hookers and pump 'n dumps are objectively better. Less expensive, no emotional baggage, and barely any likelihood of them vindictively ruining your life.

shave your head.

true that, if not at least somewhat in shape at 30 there's no way back.

i think shaving is the best solution. makes you look like a badass too if you can pull of a decent beard style.

Figure out who you really are, not just think oh I like this or I like that. Take the to try new things and see if there's something out there that you never thought about doing. Also, find out what your talents are and try to make money off of them if you can. Try to make yourself and independent as possible, financial free no debt, and invest in the things you know about it if you don't know something research it and learn. Also, material objects will never bring happiness nor fucking every girl on the planet. granted as a guy you need sex it helps your mind work better sounds stupid but it's true. Lastly, I give this advice to everyone. At the end of everyday everyone only cares about themselves. You can say to care about others, but when it comes to your survival you're only caring about you.

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That once a woman is truly into you she will do anything you want and basically be your property. I wish I knew that when I was 15 instead of learning it at 30.

As long as it's nothing illegal, the stupid shit you do doesn't matter to anyone else but you.

Disagree
- Get to know yourself first and try out some pussies so you know what you enjoy. But don't continue doing that endlessly
- Tinder is fine, why not? Just don't do it with the intention to find true love, but there's nothing inherently wrong with it. People meet in all sorts of places and that includes fuckin tinder nowadays, get over it

Everyone dies. But we will also always exist somewhere in time. You've been given a finite amount of life, like a bit of thread in vast loom. Use your thread to make beautiful patterns.

There is no trick, you just simply decide to stop caring about it.
Oddly, nobody else gives a toss.

traps are gay

#1 never marry a stripper.. It sounds fun but they are all crazy and not the fun crazy.

#2 this one is actually for real. If you and your girlfriend fight all the time. Split up and find someone else. happily married for over 20 years now and we don't fight. it is possible to find someone like that out there.

>That once a woman is truly into you she will do anything you want and basically be your property.
can old experienced fags confirm this? this would be a huge revelation for me.

I waited til 40, and then we were infertile.

Others have said this but it's absolutely 100% top of the food chain
- Don't be a debt slave like 90% of the population. (No loans, Credit Cards, child support) This will ensure financial freedom and freedom in general
-Learn SKILLS that allow you to make $$$. Knowledge is a racket (college)
-Invest early and often. A simple index fund with reinvested dividends will reap huge rewards after 30 yrs
-Don't be afraid to eliminate NEGATIVE & DESTRUCTIVE people from your life who are of no benefit to you and just bring you down. You are who you surround yourself with
-Happiness and success is a frame of mind, a choice. Prescription meds/drugs are for those who make shit decisions and are irresponsible

Luckily I learned all this before it was too late & life is great, but I wasted my 20's. It didn't have to be that way if I had actual direction and practical advice

Ignore all this shit...start a pension and save save save.

I never thought about this until, like, 2 years into our marriage, but yeah. If she loves you, she will basically do almost anything for you...but you should reciprocate that.

Taking advise from people on their 40 browsing /b

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It's pretty accurate, however keeping them in that mindset is near on impossible

Kind of. Not your property exactly, unless she has no self-esteem. It really needs to be mutual. Just stay away from the ones who are emotionally unavailable or always finding fault in you.

Looking back, most things I did pre kids were shallow and meaningless. It's like looking back at the "problems" you had in high school as an adult.

Stay in shape. Once you hit your late 20's it gets much harder to keep the weight off. Especially if you are working a desk job.

Why not, it is just as good as Tony Robins. You get the best of both worlds. Post 40 midday on 4 chan? You have either made so many fucking mistakes, you act as a cautionary tale. You have so much free time because you have no money worries, you shit post during work hours. You win twice, brother.

Psychotic and erotic are next door neighbors.

It's "IN their 40's", user.
Also, your preconceptions are showing.

I can second this. Kids can/should focus you in ways that other thing just don't.

Also, it is "advice", Europoor.

what do you think the man-bun is all about?

Few of the things you think matters, matters.
Don't panic. Ask for help if you need it.

Happiness now has a value. More happiness down the line has a greater value.

Nothing wrong with having a few kids. Nothing wrong with not having a few kids either.

Money makes things easier. If working harder to make more money isn't making things easier, work less.

I went out with Psychotic, fool that I am, I knew I should have dated Erotic instead.

how to stop making excuses not to go out and meet women? i spend most of my weekends alone and i feel that it is such a chore to go out and meet new people. is there a way to get over this? i am also lonely as fuck. please o' old sages, help this man with your wisdom.

This is the reason I broke up with my girl, im not being cucked by paying for her kid

for kids I'd say your parents aren't always right.

Also anger and rage are expensive, patience is free.

Someone older, have you ever regretted anything sexual? 90% of the time I feel straight, but the rest I want to suck a dick and I'm considering doing it.

dictionary.cambridge.org/us/grammar/british-grammar/advice-or-advise

This user is actually onto something. I've been with my girl for 10 yrs and she really will do anything for me. I show her love but don't kiss her ass. Women don't respect pussies.
An older uncle of mine noticed how she acted toward me during a family party and he said ,"You're girl adores you. The way she holds onto your arm and looks up at you. You found a good one."
It takes time to find them, but they're out there

Luckily i can grow a nice full beard, so now i don't feel completely shit if my hair goes south someday

And thanks man, much appreciated, gonna rock my hair till i have none left, or when i look like a monk

The fucking thoughts of losing my hair was getting to me, and i kept getting minoxide ads, so i just kept bothering myself with it
But now i feel much better, thanks guys

Not giving a fuck, and just relax?

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Ask someone you think is a suitable partner out on a date.

On the dates talk only about happy things. If she asks about negative things, say that you save your depressing shit for when it's to late for her to run :P

During the date(s), don't be an asshole. At all. To anyone.

And respect your potential mate. If you don't respect them, it's not a mate.

What if she's rich?

Save your Money (Diversify)
Travel
Dont sweat the small stuff
Trust your instincts

Can anyone confirm if anxiety decreases with age?

>And respect your potential mate. If you don't respect them, it's not a mate.
this place might be a cesspool 99.99% of the time, but it is the other 0.01% part that shines. thank you very much for this advice user.

33 y.a. user here
>Research what job fields are hiring before deciding to "follow your dreams."
>Research average salaries in those fields, and actually find people who work there to talk to, first
>Take out several credit cards, buy routine things with them (gas, groceries, etc), and pay them off IMMEDIATELY (your credit rating looks great). NEVER buy anything on credit without setting aside the cash to pay for it first.
>Start setting aside 10% of your income into a 401k or Roth IRA the DAY you get your first job.
>A 4 year college or university degree is not necessary, or even a good idea, in many cases. Tech colleges have degree and certificate programs that easily net you 60k-80k/yr within 5-10 years of graduation (particularly medical programs, such as radiology or nuclear medicine), at a fraction of the tuition of a 4 year school, and Techs are MUCH better at career placement.
>When buying a house, it absolutely IS "Location, location, location." You can fix up a shithole, but you can never reduce traffic on a street that's not a cul-de-sac.
>Voting for liberal politicians who speak big and promise great things never works out, because they can't accomplish those things, and they know it. They're just lying.

Pretty accurate. Just don't lose it.
Also: it sucks to break up with a girl in this state.

For dating:

values>looks

Show up ten minutes early, stay ten minutes late, get a library card and read classics, volunteer, let other drivers merge, be polite, be generous but still save your money, no drugs, dress like an adult, go to church, have at least one side hustle, respect others.

Do not ever, under any circumstances, put anyone before yourself. Ever.

Failure is the only way to succeed. You learn a shit ton. Most importantly, about yourself and how resilient you are.

I used to work in medical field, just for a good schedule. But wanted more control of my schedule. Switched to full time poker, I’ve always played part time, and while it was good, quickly became a job as well.

What I ultimately learned is, build passive income as aggressively as you can. Set x amount per month as goal and when you are making that from your investments, you’re “retired”. (You’ll have a little bit of monitoring/maintenance to do with them, but you can hire people to do that, or it’s only a few hrs/week)

It doesn't if you are living, and dealing with, with bad decisions.

i'll be 40 in august so its close enough. a few things ive learned. the first one came from my grandma. " user. everything works out in the end because we all die". she said that to me while i was going thru some pretty rough shit. its different for everyone but to me it means dont sweat anything. dont let things b other you. its not worth it. 2. things have a way of workign themselfs out. it takes time but thats just how it is.3. take time to smell the roses. its an old saying but its so very true. and in this day and age its actually really important to take some t ime for yourself. take a drive. somewhere not in a city. go to a river. take a deep breath and just look. listen. you'll be suprised how much better y ou feel after.dont make hasty decisions. think them thru. be honest to others. they might not like what you say but they'll respect you for being honest.dont drive fast. some people dont get this. but more often than not people that have passed me i almost always see at the next red light.you could also save a life. and over time quite a bit of money. never mary someone unless they love you more than you love them.always get a d.n.a test. period.get a prenup to.never tell her exactly how much you make even if married. always keep some back.your everyday change from making purchases with cash. save it. turn it in a month before christmas.chances are you'll have more than enough to spend on christmas shopping and you'll have the added benifit of not being in debt.

>pic didnt attatch
yo man that old dawg doesnt know how to use a computer

This user is 80% right. What's key is you have a plan that works for both parties and follow it. Not having a solid financial strategy leads to divorce.

>focus on those with a bit of meat
soooo...trap threads?

Self Discipline is everything

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I just entered the thread and got it instantly
When you orgasm, you cum
If you cum in a girl’s vagina, she gets pregnant
If said girl already has given birth or is trying to pass the child as yours for whatever reasons since both you and the guy had sex with her within a short amount of time, then you’re going to pay for someone’s kid who isn’t yours
Hence, paying for someone’s orgasm

It’s a way of laughing out about the issue

>get a library card and read classics
Or at least try.
Life's to short to ready shitty litterature just because other people have said it's great.

I mean, I'm a huge fantasy nerd. Honest. And LOTR might be historically important for the genre. But it's a really, really boring and one dimensional book. You don't have to read it. The historical and societal context of the book is much more interesting than the book in itself imo.

Also, be humble most of the time. But then, at times, don't be.

Inflammable does NOT mean "not flammable"

Can I get paid to orgasm?

Snakes will not refrain from biting you just because you scream at them.

You can! I guess it is called prostitution

Never get in debt for anything
Never settle for someone, being alone is better than being unhappy
There is only one life, live it, do the things you want to do
Trust no-one, 99% of people are out for themselves or their cause. Be nice, but be selfish when its required.

As a 36 year old fag named Jeff Muntley (not really) I'm happy to see other tards here the same age range. Constantly lurking for rekt and half decent ylyl threads and I wonder am I truly a loser.

But I'm also married. Have to agree it's great to have a soul mate, despite hating being married for many reasons number one being lack of sex life, at the end of the day I don't want to be alone when I get to my 60s or whatever and that's what keeps me ok with it

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>Life is infinitely more about experience than longevity.
Er, the two aren't mutually exclusive you know

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Sorry, I did all these things, obtained a strong education, an okay job, and I'm still a severely depressed, along with virgin at 31.

Being nice, considerate, helping others, being polite, reading, studying, not doing drugs or smoking, drinking in moderation. All worthless.

Be an asshole. It will get construed as confidence and you'll get everything you want in life, unlike me.

That's going up in my room in my house lol

I like the way you think.

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Look into PRP hair restoration treatments. Will only work if you are thinning. If you have bald spots it won’t work. And shaving is the answer. And it’s fucking easy. I wouldn’t go back to hair.

>Everyone's score at the end is the same...you're fucking dead.

But whoever dies with the most debt wins.

>Never get in debt for anything
I disagree. Buy the house you live in. O! MY! GOD! that was a great fucking day.

>Be an asshole. It will get construed as confidence and you'll get everything you want in life, unlike me.

It really won't. You'll just be an asshole.
But if you can, don't be depressed.

So, you're saying you are an abject failure at everything and yet you claim to know what has made others successful? Sorry, no offense, but it sounds to me like you are the last person anyone should listen to.

the cake is a lie

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If you're a hard drinker now you will die young if you don't cut back as you get older. The body can't fix itself as quickly when you hit 40.

I'm heading off to uni this summer. Doing combined course in economics and philosophy. Is this still ok considering I'm going to a pretty good uni?

I'm trying to be "not depressed" haha. It's hard. But working on it.

None taken. I'm not really saying I know what makes people successful. I'm saying I did those things that user listed, and it didn't work for me. Looking around at my peers and colleagues, they fit the description of "asshole", and they are successful.

That's all I'm saying.

Econ has some practical uses that can command a good salary, but you may need to get a master's for that. Philosophy kind of the same -- pretty useless on its own (and I have a philosophy degree) but it's one of the best undergrad degrees for pre-law.

Yes, i’ve been in lots of threads lately(including ones i started) that the poster counter would go up everytime i’d post

Don't live your life for other people.
If you had called google back, you might have retired early.

I stand corrected good sir, english is not my first language. The "on" was a typo.

Kids keep ya young.

Dont be married, no matter wath do you think about your couple, or the nice moments or the sex. DONT BE MARRIED user.

You should do that $5k vacation week, idk the people putting it on off the top of my head... google it.

But for $5k you get unlimited hookers and drugs. That should help. And do lots of mushrooms.

Ok thanks. Law is one the jobs im interested but I'm not sure about the hours right now. Therapist is also something I'm interested in tho

Pick a job that you are happy at. Never stay at a job that makes you unhappy.

Interesting...never heard of that. I'll give it a look-see.

Take the opportunity to learn. I’ve had three different careers that I’ve mastered in a decade. You can never learn enough, and when you don’t know anything you become a stigma.

Have kids when you feel it’s right. Don’t do it for stupid reasons, and marry for love. Don’t do it because you think you love someone.

Find a social circle and network. I became a cable splicer from a fetish party. Just happened to stumble across the right person in the right circle.

Remember, only you can take care of you, so always keep a condom in your wallet and a full clip under the drivers seat.

I have to agree withMake money see things and buy shit. Women will suck you dry and ask for more. They all change when you marry them even the ones you been with for years.

Never put your dick in crazy.

This is awful advice... don't listen to this jew... only truth to this is don't vote liberal

Be rad and you don't have to worry about it, most people are worthless, you're one of them.

>never turn down pussy. 6/10 or a fat chick dtf? go for it.
>college is overrated. learn a trade and be good at it. become your own boss.
>never argue with someone about politics or religion, you will never change their mind and its just not worth it to be seen as "that guy"
>there is no american dream, its total bullshit.
>stop watching the news. all of it. you'd be amazed how much that will improve your well being.

Don't become as bitter as most of the cunts on this site. Don't be an asshole towards women you love etc. There are things such as happy relationships, with both parties contributing their part.

Fuck bitches
Get money
Wear a condom even the nicest girl can have HPV and not know it. You eat that tainted pussy and get throat cancer

Then she has a successful husband or is looking for one. So better luck next time user.

>Stay fit, be relaxed and confident, develop your skills and DO NOT STOP for anyone. everything else comes along.
care to be more specific that I may learn from your example? what kind of changes?

Don’t take advice from old douchebags on Yea Forums. Take even less advice from young douchebags on 4 Chan. Assume everyone on Yea Forums a douchebag.

If your doctor uses terms like "fatty liver" or "metabolic syndrome" take that shit seriously and watch the carbs.

So should i just ask them?
Just really afraid man but i really want one

I'm 36 next week. Not 40+ but surely older than most of the 12 y/o faggots on here.

All women are sluts and want to be treated that way in bed. Act nice in public, then dominate her in bed. Win-win.

>Start a family as soon as you find a good wife

Yeah I'm going to refute what this user said. 36. Got married at 28 and waited 5 years to have kids. Was very worth it getting financially stable, being able to travel some, and enjoying being married before bringing kids into the equation. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't trade my child for anything, but waiting was key.

More pictures of this pls

He means don’t let women get in the way of you succeeding in life and enjoying what you do.

44 here. ^this right there.

>At 18 stick together more often

Going to need a sauce on that. Most people I know who got married that early are either divorced or wish they were.

You're never going to make it
Focus on what you can do
Don't be a burden
Nugs>tendies fuck the haters

underrated.

Adding some of my grandfather's advice to this: if both members of the relationship have an income, one of them should put 90-100% of their paycheck into savings/retirement. Unless you're making close to minimum wage you will be able to live on a single paycheck

Pick a hobby which is the complete opposite of your job its good for the soul

So I should start stealing copper? Seems fitting.

Start saving and investing money as soon as possible, let time and compounding work for you. Your portfolio will grow very slowly at first and may not seem like it’s worth it but stick with it and you’ll be jew-rich before you know it.

Show confidence in everything you do even if inside you feel like a little fag nugget. Don’t be shy about dating and fucking as many women as possible. Confidence gets pussy wet faster than anything else, even money.

Get out of the attic and travel, see the world. Go to Cambodia and get a two-dollar lobster dinner.

Time moves quickly and you will be an old fag sooner than you think. So, the real question is; do you want to be a broke, inexperienced old fag who regrets not doing more with his worthless life or do you want to be a wealthy old fag who has no regrets. The choice is yours.

Thats not really a hobby stealing is serious business and needs careful planning but the rush is fairly good

>Your mileage may vary

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This nigger gets it. You work through lunch, work late, get home exhausted to see kids, pass out, repeat

Depends on the shape of your head.

This!

Why's that? Lose a limb?

thats racist African engineering is often quite inventive

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You want to avoid progressing towards Type 2 diabetes.

1. Get a vasectomy
2. Move where you want to live now
3. Possessions are boat anchors
4. ???
5. Profit

>thinking meh i'll have kids when i get around to it
>be 33yo, stage 4 colon cancer bro
>maybe we'll have kids after we beat this
>2 years later user you have 1-2 years
>have kids then die in 2 years????

prob should've got something going earlier..

>Also, if you go to college try to get a degree that you can use to make money with a career path.
You'd think you wouldn't have to say this

Be red foreman + hank hill but for the Spanish right. Make Francisco franco proud.

Problem is you were indiscriminately nice.
You gotta save that for those who deserve it. Don't waste it. If you cast your pearls before swine, they will trample it into the mud. Many people are not evolved enough to see kindness, appreciate it, and reciprocate.
You have to be able to be both, and know when kindness is called for and appreciated.
Learn when to be completely neutral, not giving a fuck, when to be kind, and when to be an asshole.

tits or gtfo you little cunt

"Nothing fucks you harder than time."

if true enjoy losing everything you've worked your life for for being a fucking retard

word

Around that same time and age I was in a really low spot and wound up banging this single mom. She couldn't really get off without being bare back and trucked me into dumping a load in her bagina.

I started freaking out a bit and she's like, don't worry, I'm on the pill. Grabs a the pill container out of her purse and pops one. Never said anything but I was like bitch that is not how the pill works.

She got mad I didn't want to stay over once and sent guys to jump me. I don't think she ever even knew my real name, but is weird to think I could have a kid out there who is old enough to drink. Despite how low the odds are (only nutted that once) I always wonder if some faggot will come knocking on my door one day.

You're right, and I know this now. I won't get into my life story, but basically that's how my parents raised me. That's how my parents ARE. I guess it worked for them, but perhaps the generation I grew up in are less appreciative of kindness. I had no one to tell me "stop being this nice". And I thought, "well, aren't you SUPPOSED to be nice? Wouldn't I want people to be nice to me? The logic works, but the practical application doesn't"

I paid my friend for a prostitute.
Nerver again.

>holy god
>just wants to fuck around
go die in a hellfire

i do, im 38 and just had my first kid. his mom is 32. only regret is that i hadn't sooner. you'll never know how much strength you have in you, or what you could do with it, until you have something youd die for.

he probably means dont let hoes cuck you (probably)

I just scroll through the shouldn't share and voyeur threads admiring all the utterly bare pussy. It gets me rock hard that chicks are so casually bald because in our day that just wasn't a thing.

to be happy is to be free of your burdens. read this:

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Shave head it's the quickest route to not giving a fuck

>don't pay for another guy's orgasm

Sounds like hard-earned wisdom.

Once you've been around assholes long enough and had to survive, you'll learn to reserve your kindnesses for when they're likely to be appreciated or reciprocated instead of being seen as a sign of weakness.

>Wait till 40 to have kids
No ooooo, chasing 6 yo when you're 46 is shit. Go with 35 and a younger woman if at all possible

Always better to regret something that he have done then something that you haven't done

you are disgusting pathetic excuse for a human being and I hope you kill yourself sooner rather than later.
Fucking double digit IQ mouthbreather

This

I'm in chemical engineering, I guess I'm doing good.

Guys should I fuck a hooker?
Virgin 20 year old here.
Tired of waiting

If you have kids early, you'll have the energy to chase them, but if you have them later, you'll have the patience to deal with their shit. Pick what works best for you.

If you're not making it where you are, go to where the jobs are. Topography is destiny.

Don't be too proud for particular work; your job is just how you generate money. It does not define you.

You're better off working with people who have your back than making a few more dollarydoos.

Find a mate who does shit for you. Preferably what you need over what you think you want.

Show appreciation to maintain relationships.

What they feel like in the dark is more important than what they look like in the light.

Make a few(or several) close friends and stay close. Talk and listen in turn, help them and let them help you.

If you're going to half-ass something, it should be something that won't stress you out if it goes sideways. Put hard work into things you care about, and if they don't pay off it's OK to get upset. Grieve, learn, and move on. If you stop trying you might as well stop living.

Treat your anxiety before it owns you.

Don't lie to your doctors.

Try to have a sense of humor about life. Even yours.

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how easy it it is to make awsome strong apple wine

Haha this is so true. I cycle 100km every week, changed my diet, and I lift weights and the belly is SLOWLY shifting off. 15 years ago id look fit as fuck and I wouldn't do anything to to earn it. Though I appreciate what I'm made of now and each day is made of progress. Sure we'll all die in the end but atleast you give the grim reaper a run for his money.

don't pay for porn you fucking imbecile

so the alternative would have been, what? have a couple of kids at 25, and have thier father die when they're 12? leaving your wife alone with them and them alone with a single mom, or with a step father that they'll never accept?

fuck that shit.

I do all this AND the drugs

you do know you can start a business regarless of your training right? especially with your experience in what I assume is construction.

sounds stupid but:

-love your parents
-make friends, its more important than any slut
-work hard to achieve your dreams, it pays of..
-invest your time wisely

And the most valuable lesson in this thread:
>people are stupid regardless of age

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probably some of the best advice I've read, but likely because it resonates with my own philosophy.

Improve your health and net-worth above all else, it's all that matters.
Never let anyone use you, especially "family".
Sex is extremely overvalued.

don't be overly nice and overly an arsehole. Be balanced. We are a biological machines who are fucking stupid at getting things right because we have emotions as indicators for our state of being. You are feeling sorry for yourself because you are addicted to your emotions. Being a virgin at 31 is nothing wrong. It is better to never put a dick in some stupid piece of meat then getting through the parenting duties with the idiot for years. I met people who never got anyone until the 40s. I met people who got married when they were 18s and got divorced at 21 ruining each others lives and lives of their children through years of quarrelling.
I do read, I am trying to be as polite, study all the time, I have PhD. I gave up smoking and don't do drugs. I still drink a bit. Yeah it is all worthless, but I prefer to one day start being happy healthy than getting cancer or being a junkie and get raped by other junkies. Have a good day user. And fuck your emotions.

ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES

If it Flies, Floats, or Fucks.......Rent it, dont buy it

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Keep your hands to yourself

no they are not. you are just a bundle of emotions because you have not figured out how to deal with situations dealing with women when challenged or avoided challenging encounters.

What threads? We want in?!

28 yo kissless, handlholdess, girlfriendless etc virgin here. don't do it, shit gets better, i can see the light at the end of the tunnel. only downside is that i don't think i will make it to wizardry if this keeps up.

troll, do not wait, go for whatever you desire and gain experience. That way you will know whats best instead of asking it.

Do it, stop pretending that v-card matters and must be taken by a "real" girl

Fuck a whore and get it over with. You only gain by doing it & more confidence which is essential to make girls

>experience
>from a prostitute
i would've agreed with you if he said he is going to ask someone out, but you'd gain as much experience from a prostitute as fucking a warm sex doll + STD + crushed self-esteem

Strippers are great bullshit sex practice, plus they lie all the time and you can use that to tell the subtle social manipulative ques that women do when they are taking you for a ride.

Listen one hundred times more than you speak.

AncientFag here.

1) DO NOT under any circumstances get married before 35. Enjoy your 20's and early 30's. Those years are for you to have fun, and have adventures in your life, as well as make mistakes and start over if need be.

2) Buy a house and have some non-liquid assets before you get married - something your future wife won't be able to take away from you. ------> This is important, ignore it at your peril.

3) When you do get married, marry a younger woman, then knock her up right away. Don't let her spend your money, since she's going to eventually take half of everything you make during your marriage anyway. This isn't being cynical, this is reality.

4) Have at least 4 kids. Yes, it will be expensive, but 4 kids means you'll have a variety of personalities in your life.

5) This is also important: When you become a father, STOP being a fucking Dude. You had your 20's to fuck around and bang all the waitresses you wanted to, now you have to shift gears and become a good Husband/Father. Talk to your kids. Play with your kids. Teach your kids stuff that you know. Have fun with them, and never let them forget you love them more than you love yourself.

6) When your wife leaves you eventually, don't fight it. Just give her some $$ and take care of your kids.

7) Never get married again. Every other woman after the mother of your children is for amusement only.

Remember that.

based user. fucking strippers prepares you for SO many aspects of dealing with women. just never forget the difference between the "love of your life" and a stripper is that a stripper tells you upfront how much money she'll take from you.

The best thing you can do to enjoy life is to learn how to laugh at yourself and to laugh at the ridiculousness of life in general.

Don't stress, boys. Easy to say, harder to do, I know, but men die early for a reason. Reduce stress, laugh more, and eventually you'll die anyway. May as well have fun.

No retard, don’t settle for a single mom

with the number of people who give basically this advice, i always wonder why they dont just say "dont get married"

Don't listen to this cuck. Just don't get married. Problem solved. Why the fuck would you willing give away at least half of everything you own to some one you will hate when the time comes.

Stupid cunt, this isn't the 1950's anymore grandpa.

don't raise some other asshole's kid. Bitch can't keep a husband? Tough shit. She either made a shitty choice for father of her kid, got preggo to try and trap some Chad, or is a bitch who can't keep some schmo happy.

Steer clear, m'boys.

Claim responsibility for your life.

You replied to the wrong user

Here's the thing, guys. Falling in love happens, and being married can be a lot of fun - for a while. But it always ends. So, should a dude NOT enjoy that part of life?

Not only that, but being married to the mother of your children at least 9 months before the birth of your first born indicates that you're not living like a Nigger and making babies like the fucking dogs in Tijuana. Marriage = Women take your money.

Either that, or marry some rich girl, but that is like winning the lottery. Nice, but so rare as to be a foolish dream.

What if when things are really out of your hand and plays against you?
How do you take responsibility for shit you haven’t done and is fucking you back no matter what you do?

Sorry. -1 Internets for me today for bad form.

>Sexy Teens Videos. And Not Only,

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(44 yrs old)

Life’s short.
Don’t get angry, control your emotions.
Spend tons of time with your children.
Work hard at work and school.
Save money, even if it’s $10 a month, something is something.
Exercise.
Remind your wife/GF you love her at least once a day. Compliment her at least twice a day...her hair, her cooking, etc....

Not quite 40 but have a lot of life experience. Was in the army for 6 years, and done my fair share of stupid shit. Do not marry the first girl who has sex with you. Always try to learn and develop yourself. Do push-ups every day, no matter how many you can do, just start and build up until you can do 40 without stopping. Eat healthy food and do something outdoors every week. Taking care of yourself will be the number one thing that keeps you from getting depressed. After that, focus on others.

worst advice ever, except for 1 and 2

Don't succumb to the advertising. If you are going to shave use a good tallow soap and boar bristle brush, a double edge razor and change blades often since they are cheaper than cartridge razors, and an alcohol based aftershave. You skin will feel & look better.

if you dont ask why even think about it fool

i.e. user thinks that what he WANTS is what he DESERVES which is false

Possessions gained before marriage are not exempt from divorce decrees.

Also, 4 kids? No one should listen to this person.

Always nut in their mouth

I wish I had fucked every girl who ever made a pass at me, because some of them turned out to be stunning. I wish I had not thought it was cool to stay up until 2am all the time, because that has caused problems. I wish I had never taken drugs (i.e. ecstasy, speed, weed etc) for that year long period when I was 19/20, because it did have an effect on my mental health later.

1.) If she's drunker than you, don't do it.
2.) You really don't need to finish HS, just get your GED
3.) Never fight over a bitch, not worth it.
4.) Learn a Trade first than go to college. The world has enough liberal art majors with no skills.
5.) see the world, see other cultures travel and meet people network

When a female friend gives you advice - listen.

If she says "Use a condom. Don't get emotionally attached." listen.

Stay away from strangers.

Stay away from porn.

Stay in school.

Do better tomorrow than you did today.

Mostly good info, but at least the world's liberal arts majors know the difference between then and than.

1. Learn the difference between then and than.

lol the 4 kids part is retarded, casually mentioning having 4 fucking kids who can develop all sorts of complex problems that require fuck ton of money and attention because u want a variety of
personalities on your life LOL.

Go to fucking twitch or get some friends FFS!

Sauce?

>Stay away from porn.

UR DONE HERE

Don't be a godamn flat earther of you will be the embarasment of humanity.

Long term pussy is not worth the effort or the money. Get a vasectomy, do not get married.

Can confirm, I was 12 maybe 13 when I found out about Yea Forums and took more things on here as fact rather than fiction. I was the fool, it was me.

Whadda ya mean fellas?

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Good general advice is this:

Have your shit together by time you're 30. By this age you should NOT be:

- earning minimum or near minimum wage
- living with parents
- a virgin
- using drugs (excluding weed) more than once a week
- smoking weed daily

>When buying a house, it absolutely IS "Location, location, location." You can fix up a shithole, but you can never reduce traffic on a street that's not a cul-de-sac
Only thing I'd add to this is make sure it's in a good school district as well

why he have sexy legs though

DONT
EAT
HOOKER
PUSSY

YOU FUCKING MORON

Yes. It really is that simple. I asked probably close to 100 random chicks on facebook and two let me. One even begged me to jizz in her cunt, which I did.

Perhaps he's using that camera to shoot pics of his legs for dweebs and making tons of money in the process?

Fuck you Ill smoke my weed err day.

The grass may be greener but its fertilized with the same bullshit.

Oldfag here. I thought I'd share some wisdom I've gathered to help you skinny jeans wearing fagtards level up. Take the advice or don't.
1. Start tuning into and listening to a guy named Dave Ramsey. He's a money management guru. Listen to what he says and you'll never be in debt. I listened to him and I don't have a mortgage or credit card debt.
2. Dress in a "clean cut" manner. Shave and shower everyday. Even if you're up to No good it'll be easier to get away with shit. If you look like more of a dork than a thug, the cops won't give you a second look.
3. Don't spend money on a new car until you're rich or can pay cash upfront. Cars are the worst investments ever. When you're rich but whatever the fuck you want. I have a 52 caddy convertible and it's fucking great
. 4. Learn to shoot. Buy a rifle and a pistol and learn how to use and clean them safely and properly. Your time playing COD doesn't count.never raise a firearm in anger or sadness.
5. Wear a goddamn condom. There's diseases out there that will fuck you up. I've fucked about 50 girls and because I wrapped my dick I've never had an STD of fucking surprise kid show up.
6. Don't trust niggers or muslims. Whether through being too stupid through religion or laziness, they bring nothing to the table. They are a burden and give nothing to the noblest of causes, science. That's for white people.
7. Never bang or marry a chick whose slept with a black or muslim. They have low standards and aren't fit to carry your child.
8. It's heartless to be a republican before he age of 30 and brainless to be a democrat after 30
9. Don't listen to rap or "pop" music. It's for 13 year old girls and retards.
Cont.

10. Serve your country. Do one enlistment in the armed services (anything but marines, those guys are fags) to pay for college so you don't incur college loans. That shit is murder to pay off. Don't choose an MOS that will get you killed. Choose a job that will give you a skill you can market after your four years. Let the dipshits and slow of wit get all pumped to run towards gunfire.
11. Learn about bourbon. That shit is interesting. Knowing a lot about wine makes you a fag and knowing a lot about vodka makes you a club douche.
12. Learn to do shit on your own. Too many people need the validation of people patting them on the back for doing fucking pedestrian tasks and its laughable. Which brings me to...
13. Stay away from Facebook. It's a fucking waste of time and it's mostly used by people who can't do shit in the real world. Avoid it. 14. Pay for shit in cash and get receipts. Fuck debit cards. Debit cards don't do what cash does in the grey market.

Cont.

15. There is no higher honor or duty than helping those in need. Take your stupid ass down to a soup kitchen and Red Cross and volunteer some of your free time. Tell no one. This is you being a good person who cares for others without being patted on the back for doing shit you should do in the first place.
16. There's no reason to be fat. Calorie in, calorie out. If you burn more calories than you take in, you will lose weight. Stop eating at Arby's you fat shit. Exercise and eat a goddamn salad once in awhile, chumbles. Drink lots of water.
17. Read, dumbass. A library card is worth it's weight in gold. Use Wikipedia and spend time link jumping from one article to the next and learn something besides who the voice actress was I the fucking anime you saw with the demon who fucked little boys. Use YouTube as a "how to" tutorial. Fuck that two dollar faggot pewdiepie.
Cont

18. Don't burn bridges at your place of employment. References go along way these days when all hiring is done online. Do your best everyday at your job even if you flip burgers.
19. If you go to college or a trade school, learn to do something that can't be learned in two weeks by a noob. Become a specialist in something normal fuckers can't figure out. That way you won't get laid off or if you do you have extremely marketable skills. Fuck the liberal arts. That's for liberals and those fuckers who think they're not the sex or gender they were born into.
20. Respect yourself. If those around you don't show you proper respect then move on.
21. A man walks away from a fight.
22. Don't talk shit if you can't back it up
23. In the worst case scenario that you MUST fight. Remember, there are no rules in a fight... BITE the fucker. Even if the other guy is twice your size, he'll think twice if you bite the fuck out of him. I once got harassed by a drunk MP that was 6'5 280. I bit the shit out of his forearm hard enough to draw blood. He called me crazy and retreated with his four friends. No one wants to get bitten.
Lastly: Find purpose in your life. Think about what you want most out of life before you die. That's what you should start working towards tomorrow. Go be an alpha. All these fedora tipping fatasses are meant to fail because they want nothing out of life and lack the will or spine to achieve anything. Don't be one of them.
Godspeed, user.
Oldfag out.

>Use YouTube as a "how to" tutorial.

best advice

always knew this

>Start a family as soon as you find a good mate, and get kids. In the end it's the one near constant in life, and it makes everything better.

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Know I’m late to this thread, but here’s some meta advice:
>The best life advice often does not fit your intuition.

What I mean is, if you’re young and obsessed with getting laid, any boomer who says “chase tail when you’re young” is going to sound like a genius, and anyone who says the opposite will sound like an old fashioned moron. But the whole point of advice is to hear things you wouldn’t think of on your own. So when someone older, especially more successful, tells you something that sounds “wrong,” try to really listen with an open mind and think about it.

OTOH obviously sometimes old people give bad advice because they don’t have a clue. Like “what good is computer science?” So I’m not saying to blindly follow, just to keep an open mind if that makes sense.

I’m 43 and wish I had been told that in college.

>BITE the fucker
If you have the teeth to do so.

you might get aids from biting a bum

This guy absolutely knows what’s up. I’d quibble with 9 and 11. Personal taste is personal taste. But generally solid.

Especially last one. If you must fight and can’t run away, fight like you’re the third monkey on the ramp to Noah’s ark, and brother it’s starting to rain.

cause you're gay

My two cents:

1) Today will end. That includes today´s shitstorm.
2) Live tomorrow like a brand new life everyday
3) Respect yourself and you will be respected
4) Dress for the job, and life, you want
5) When someone tries to give you shit, just don't give a shit
6) However, don't be afraid to "show your teeth" when someone really crosses the line
7) If you fail, try again - until you die you have infinite replays, and maybe after that too
8) Have hope
9) Fear is the mind killer - Whether at work or trying to get laid, learn to control it through meditation
10) Stop eating shit, get healthy and exercise - depression will magically go away

Stay in school, but don't go to get brainwashed in college unless you plan on engineering, business or science.

Get a good job with a pension, work hard, save money, buy houses, invest, then live on interest and pension and roll money over.

If a girl has any truly negative qualities, run away. People put up with bullshit because they are lonely. I married an 8 and she fucked my life up, but I got to keep my kiddos. Also... Never get in a place where you risk having to pay child support. You are fucked if you do. Never raw dog unless YOU are cut or on the male pill if that shit works.

Don't fuck up your mind or body with drugs or fatty foods. Your mind grows duller as you age, you start getting tired. Once you get in a tired cycle, you start losing ambition and get stuck in a death cycle and your fucked.

Learn a new thing every day, never say no to something reasonable, safe and without lasting consequences.. I. E. Go skydiving, but don't go slumming with the darkies to find a better high. Better yet. Avoid darkies wherever possible and buy a gun.

Don't hang around low class people or people who never do anything for you. Life is full of leeches and women are the number one.

Learn to be happy in your own company.

You will die, do a few things during your time on this planet that you are proud of, decent kids who arent fuck sticks or moochers is a decent goal.

Embrace it, my dude.

Shave it short. Not, like Bic short, but like 1/8” with clippers. Never pay a barber again.

Jason Statham, Dwayne Johnson, Bruce Willis can’t all be wrong.

Wow. “Start a business”.
Why don’t you just tell him to learn to code?
Prick.

Likely already said. Find a good balance between doing something that you want as a career and making money. If you can have both, great. Many “boomers” like my father, got his mba, became a ceo, hated it, but made good money. Don’t “distrust” everybody but definitely tread cautiously with people. Everyone is looking out for themselves and their own best interest. Live well under your means. Invest everything. Women have already been covered in the thread.

Like the list. As far as 10) goes, I don’t like the “magically” term referring to depression, or anything.

I told you fags to have 4 kids because everyone I know who only had 2 wishes they had more.

Don't be THAT fag that thinks at 20 he can ignore old fags like me because we're old. If I just came out of a huge forest and I warn you that the bear lives next to the big rock and that he will fuck you up if you walk by, and you STILL go in there and walk by the big rock you are stupid beyond belief.

Do NOT marry a woman who is less than 10 years younger than you. This is for the benefit of your cock. Again, some homo's I know married chicks who were older and now they keep scanning the pest control aisle for the latest sale on rat poison so they can kill themselves.

Word to the wise. Don't be gay. Listen up.

Kek

Got a nasty mouth std did ya?

Bang your younger female cousins.
Theyre all willing, trust me.
Shits cash.

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Brush and floss at least twice a day, even when you don’t feel like it. You can go without a shower for a couple weeks. Don’t neglect your oral health.

Eh. Yep. Shave it all bald or at least clipper with no guard. Get some sun if caucasian. Lift. It’s very acceptable now a days. Focus on health, career, etc.

Don't show up to your first day on the job giving 110%. They'll expect it all the time and wonder why you aren't killing it anytime you have an off-day. Work and careers are a long con. Grind slowly and save your energy for those tough days.

Save as much as you can. Put it away, don't touch it, forget about it. Treat yourself once a month or if you can, once every 3 months. You'll look forward to it and appreciate it more, and protect yourself better.

Learn how to use tools. Every man and woman should know at least some basics of home and car ownership, and knowing how to use tools to change your brakes or fix a toilet can save you a lot of money.

Don't be afraid to strike out with women. You're going to. More than you care to admit. Don't settle for the low-hanging fruit. Shoot for the moon and go big. Be transparent and honest and direct. You'll slay far more pussy than you ever dreamed of. Women love confidence and can literally tell who has it at a glance.

Don't take your physical and mental health for granted. If you need time out or need help, get it. Don't lie to yourself. At the end of the day when everyone has passed on and you are alone staring at the mirror, you'll want to be proud of the person staring at you. Work out daily. Do a little or a lot, it doesn't matter. Walk if you can't run. Eat smarter. Enjoy those junk food days but scatter them through the year. The entire point is to not quit though. You'll get tired and you'll get bored of both the exercise and the diet. Just slow it down. But don't quit.

And the last one transitions into the main one. Don't quit. As the late Stuart Scott said, "clear eyes, full heart, can't lose."

I'm only 32 but I started listening to my old man a couple years ago and it's paying dividends I never dreamed of.

>Get some sun if caucasian.
But... but... muh White Supremacy...

If you have a good wife who looks out for you it really isn't so hard to stay in shape with an office job. My wife always packs me a lunch and has dinner ready when I get home. She gives me healthy food in relation able portions and I just don't eat anything besides that. I don't go out to eat huge fast food meals with colleagues 2-3x a week like some people do. If you're disciplined you can do this yourself but it's that much easier when your wife does it and you don't even have to think about food prep. Then just go on a bicycle ride once or twice a week and then do a 50-100 mile ride on the weekend.

Ok. No swastika head tats though.

39 user here.
- Self-love oozes confidence
(no one can love you until you love yourself first)
- Personality above all
(whatever you lack, people will see beyond it)
- Have a secret garden
(try not to be a transparent, leaving some for the imagination)
- Learn to play a musical instrument
(gives you an edge)
- Be comfortable if alone/single
(allows to better know yourself)
- Be picky choosing friends
(there is such a thing as acquaintances)
- Have a passion/hobby
(you'll never lack in convo when meeting new people)
- Never give your heart completely
(so to always retain your true self)