A buddy sent me this, a new build. How fucked is he?

A buddy sent me this, a new build. How fucked is he?

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just go buy a xbox or some shit you fucking nerds

100% fucked in the head

There is literally an Xbox controller in pic you dumbfuck

why would he be fucked?

Dont kids usually go do something with their friends during the summer?

Sincerely,
PC Masterrace

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just go buy a xbox or some shit you fucking nerds

Have you seen the Verge PC build video? He'll be fine. It's really fucking hard to get static on your parts unless you do some retarded shit like rub your socks on the carpet and then touch your RAM.

not as fucked as applel

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this can't be real...

whats wrong with it?

Oh nooo, big scary ESD. Just don't slide it around like a dipshit and you're fine.

how retarded do you have to be to place your case and motherboard on one of those superstatic materials, i can already feel the static buildup just looking at that blanket

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bruh you have no idea how real this is
guess the price

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That shit looks like a cheese grater

I'm dumb. When and where do I have to worry about static when working on a PC?

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$5000

never, everything is coated in plastic these days. just ground yourself and there wont be a problem.

close, and its upgradeable so you'll be paying about as much per year
the hecking monitor stand costs 1k too

chrome metal handles and everything

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what are the stats on the $1k monitor?

what monitor?

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ur actually kidding. that's like a pound of aluminum which costs $50

no electronics inside, 1k dollarinos

I could easily make this shit myself with my 20 years old machines for like 50 max

>hecking

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you could probably legit make a decent buck selling fake ones
but I guess the adapter is really fucking "well made" and can't be copied

shut your stupid nigger nerd mouth nothing is going to happen you over protective faggot

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Just glue the monitor to the wall

Nah I already have a computer. Buying a game system would be pathetic.

Sure, but you have to use the $300/stick proprietary iGlue or it won't work

Why is he fucked?

It' not a blanket. It's a mattress. It'll be fine.

this thread is fucking retarded. Building a PC is fucking easy. I've done it many times and I'm an idiot.

At least it's design is an upgrade from the apple trash can.

One of these is a mac pro computer, the other is a waste bin, can you guess which is which?

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eh... is it really an upgrade? that thing fit in a back pack