What the gayest thing you've ever done, Yea Forums?

falling in love and having intercourse exclusively with people of the same sex

lemme guess: he had to do enough blo to get BI enough, but it was too much to fuck? been there

Were you both into swallowing/facials?

Were they friends of yours or strangers?

Friends, and one person a couple of them knew but I didn't

Carl?

Nah this dude was closeted gay af. I was on blow, he was totally sober. I assume it was just too weird for him to bang some coked up kid. He was like 50

How old were you all? Was this a regular thing between you and some of them?

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Early 20s. Yeah I used to go down on em from time to time but the bukkake was FUN.

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Swallowed my own load a few times and took some fairly big dildos in my mouth and ass.

living the dream

just like jr.. high showers

>be me
>visit Yea Forums during summer

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Do tell user, what happened?

fuck off summerfag

Probably let two guys fuck me at the same time and cum on my face

How did you know them?

I let a friend of mine suck my dick in the back seat of my car during my senior year of high school

One was a friend and the other was his boyfriend.

How old was everyone, did this happen in college?

FAGGOT!!!!! God hates fags like you!!!

Confessed to a drunk friend I'd suck him off. Wanting to try soon

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I've bred some boys before

Haha no, we were all in our thirties.

When, were they good friends of yours?

I've known the 4 of them online, but they lived close enough so I met them over the summer last year. One of them couldn't take me because I was too big but he loved the cum I shot in his face later though

I also charged a guy twice my age for a blowjob mostly to see if he'd pay.

Did this all happen together as a group?

One of the boys I met at his place in Germany, the other 3 were together in Belgium. It was fun topping 3 cute boys

I had a guy come over just last night and fuck me in the ass unprotected with his 8 inch cock for a good hour or so while I moaned like a woman the entire time until he pushed his dick as deep into me as he could and unloaded his balls in me like he was trying to get me pregnant.

How crazy did things get with the three boys in Belgium?

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We had a naked pool party, after that we when back to an apartment of one of the boys and there I just had my own harem. I personally can fuck for ages, and I stay hard or get hard quickly after I cum so we we're all exhausted by the end. However they were filled with cum

You better had been in girls clothes

Now that's a feminine penis

I wouldn't have been against it! He pretty much just stripped me and went right to town on my ass though!

Did you play with their holes after filling them up?

I was too exhausted, I did that before I fucked them, I ate them out or fingered them

My bf is going to fuck me hard tonight and ill be wearing lingerie
I already live full time as a girl

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Ah yes, the old "it's only gay if people know you're doing it" loophole.

Good girl

Having my anus painted for a bodyart "project" while I was in all fours by a closeted nudist gay artist who I had never met in person despite talking on the interwebz for some 10 years.
He was naked as well.
Afterwards, he removed all the makeup from my body with wet tissues and then gave me a nude massage.
After all that, I stayed overnight at his home, as this was in a city other than mine.

No sex, but a lot of sexual tension before, during, and after being painted.

My biggest fantasy is to be treated like a girl by, like, 10-15 guys who just pass me around and fill my ass with all their loads on a regular basis.

When I was 19 I let some 60 year old guy fuck me in the ass in my apartment. We met on Craigslist, he was into younger men and all he said he wanted to do was "play" with young ass. He wanted to do more than just play though. I gave in to his pleading and he barebacked me and came in about 3 minutes. I can still hear him grunting while he climaxed. Never saw him again after that.

God i miss craigslist. Wish it had a replacement

>Sucked a dick once. Put barely any effort into it but made him cum.
>Had my dick sucked multiple times by men. Usually go for older men. First person to make me cum by blowjob was a man

Mike?!

>be me, 20, lean, slightly above average looking
>considering the fact that i might be bisex, 1/3 times I jerk it, it's to gay stuff
>still live at home with fairly open but judgmental family
>always wanted to check out coed bathhouse in the city
>called to dogsit friends doggos overnight, 15 min walk from their place to bathhouse
>nowsmychance.jpeg
>get there, feed doggos and chill cuz I love them and they love me
>feel a little bad i'll be leaving them for a while, but i'm horny as fuck
>start getting ready, overdo it cuz nervous
>shower, shave my stubble and my balls, steal a bit of friends cologne, brush teeth, practice how I would initiate hookups
>i leave, give doggos an extra treat and tell them to wish me luck
>nighttime, area a bit shady, on edge entire way there in more than one way
>finally arrive, really plain door behind a building
>enter, small check in window thing
>ask for a basic room, only rooms with tvs available
>settle for one, given towel and key, take a deep breath and walk in

>it's dark inside, and a lot of dudes are walking around in their towels or totally nude
>most are in their 30s or 40s which is younger than I expected
>I have trouble finding my room, this very nice and effeminate tall black dude notices and shows me around then leads me to my room
>he slaps my butt as I walk in and says "have fun and see you around"
>my room is small and has a tv playing bisexual threesome porn, not a fan
>undress, put my stuff in my locker, and wrap towel around my waist
>spend 20 minutes laying on the bed, too scared to go out and jerking off to futanari on my phone
>can hear a woman getting the life fucked out of her in the room beside mine
>eventually get the nerve and go out
>head for the hot tub cuz I like the relax
>its empty, thankfully
>take my towel off, get really turned on by being totally naked in "public"
>amiaexhibitionist.ba2
>sit in tub and chill, closing my eyes
>hear someone entering the tub
>oh shit
>a skinny asian guy, probably younger than me, sits beside me and stares at me
>nervously say hi, doesnt say anything and immediately starts caressing my thigh underwater
>heart starts racing like crazy
>he smiles at me and his hand makes its way to my cock
>jerks me off slowly, can only half chub due to nerves
>decide to reciprocate, reach for his dick
>find it
>cant believe I'm touching someone else's penis
>he's rock hard, I pump at the same speed as him
>we jerk wach other for a few minutes
>getting really horny, ask him if he wants to go somewhere else since sex isnt allowed in the tub
>he smiles and gets out, we get our towels on and he leads me to the wet sauna maze

>we find a corner in the sauna and he hugs me
>start humping and rubbing our cocks into each other while he kisses my neck
>maze is a little cramped, some older guy taps me on the shoulder and nicely says "you guys are hot but i need to get to my room"
>we get out of the way, realize we're probably gonna be congesting traffic if we stay
>ask asian guy if he wants to head upstairs, where all the rooms are
>nods, we head up but instead of going to my room he leads us into this dark smaller room with no bed, or really any furniture
>we got back at it, making out while I stroke us both with one hand
>my precum lubes us up real nice
>he lets go of me and starts pushing my shoulders down towards the ground
>oh shit
>I hesitate a moment but get on my knees
>im a top but figure giving head is like a universal gay thing
>his cock slides up my chin and I catch it in my mouth like a slut
>herewego.avi
>I suck him as best as I can remembering all the porn I've watched
>his cock is small, no more than 4.5 inches and not very thick but I still choke and struggle
>realize that I can catch my breath while taking it out and licking it across the length and the tip, slapping it on my lips and all that
>get into the groove, hes loving it
>couldnt be more than 3 minutes before he asks me if he can cum in my mouth
>literally the first thing hes said to me all night
>not willing to go that far (yet), say no but he can finish on me
>jerk him off on my knees, only takes a second and he cums
>weak pressure, all of it falls to the ground and none touches me
>as he awkwardly laughs, a thick veiny white dick pops out of the wall
>realize we have been frotting in the sucking end of a gloryhole
>asian buddy gets down beside me and starts stroking the stranger, asks me if I wanna tag team the cock

>I chicken out for some reason, tell him I'm good
>he starts blowing the stranger like a pro, I say bye awkwardly and walk out of the gloryhole
>go back to my room, feel kinda weird but liberated realizing I made out with and blew a dude
>still horny as fuck, didnt get to cum
>recollect myself and head back out to the hot tub
>it's empty once more, my cock is rock hard as soon as my towel comes off
>as soon as I step in, 3 dudes approach the tub
>one is a really tall, effeminate thai man in his mid 30s, the other two are muscular black dudes in their late 20's
>physically feel my my mouth water when the black dudes remove their towels, their cocks are huge flaccid
>all 3 get in while chatting, seem like regulars and long time friends
>they greet me and the thai guy sits right beside me
>seems to instantly take a liking to me, asking me questions about myself and generally being super friendly and flirty
>feelingcute.png
>mentions he is a masseuse, gets me to turn my back to him so he can check for tension and stuff
>kneads my back, apparently my spine is kinda fucked up and tense all over
>damn
>says we should go to my room so he can give me a proper massage and fix my back
>I figure this is a routine he does to start hookups, but I don't mind cuz I'm here for sex anyways and he's hot
>agree to the offer
>I stand to get out, forgetting ive had a throbbing hardon the whole time
>thai dude looks at it, and grabs my ass cheeks to pull me forward and give the tip a playful lick
>him and his black friends start laughing like it was some weird gay joke
>I laugh too, tho feel kinda embarassed
>he gets up, gives my ass a squeeze and we head upstairs
>pretty sure he winked at his buddies as we left

>get to my room, he asks me to lay on the bed face down
>I oblige, soon as I'm laying down he sits over me, his cock resting on my ass
>I panic, realize i never mentioned being a top but i dont say anything
>to my surprise he actually starts massaging me, rubbing oil into my back and shoulders
>feelsgud
>he starts talking about pressure and all the tension he feels, can barely pay attention cus im on cloud 9
>all the while his dick rubs against my ass with his movements
>after 15 or so minutes, his hands make their way down to my asscheeks
>panic again, awkwardly mention im a top
>he laughs "obviously, good thing I'm a bottom"
>stops massaging me and gets me to turn over
>he grabs my boner and jerks me off for a second, then puts it in his mouth
>ohfuck
>he deepthroats it and sucks it aggressively, barely taking a moment to breathe while licking and kissing it, forbidden techniques
>i'm 7" and decently girthy but he has no problem taking it all
>thought I would never cum from a blowjob thanks to my ex gf, but already feel it coming up
>he stops before I can, though, and sits over me again
>realize what he's doing
>mention I should put a condom on but he assures me he is clean
>too horny to argue, and he slips it in
In hindsight that was really stupid of me, got tested and all good but use protection plz
>he starts riding me slowly and moans like a slut while I grab his hips
>personally and in all honesty, an asshole doesnt feel as good as a pussy, but it was still unique and enjoyable
>can feel him puckering and squeezing my shaft, i get a little assertive and pound him frantically
>pull out and move behind him, he gets on all fours without hesitation, I spit on his asshole and I thrust into him

>he's super vocal, begging me to fuck him harder and deeper
>actually manages to drown out my female neighbor who is probably on round 10 already
>fuck him like a maniac, calling him my bitch and all that, all sorts of dirty talk I didn't imagine I was capable of
>our balls are slapping together constantly
>fullfaggotmode.exe
>wants me to tell him when Im gonna cum
>not much longer and I let him know
>I pull out and jerk off, he flips on his back and he tells me to cum all over his cock
>no time to question it, unload all over his shaft, actually nearly pass out from the sheer force of the orgasm
>he jerks himself off using my cum as lube, lifts his legs in the air and directs me to finger his asshole
>i oblige, still catching my breath
>not long before he busts, his cum runs down and mixes with mine
>as he softens, I collapse on top of him totally spent, he laughs and embraces me, telling me how awesome it all was
>we make out sensually while rubbing our limp cocks together in our cum
>eventually he gets up and says he's gonna head down to shower and the hot tub
>invites me to join him, i let him know I'll meet him there
>heart still beating like crazy, need a breather
>he kisses me and leaves
>5 mins later I get up, stare at the mess of sweat and cum we left on the bed, and head downstairs for the last time that night

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Just had this guy come to my work, drop his pants and blew him until he came in my mouth. When I get home I’ll call my girlfriend over and have her blow me until I cum in her mouth.

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What kind of work allow cumNgos?

>be me
>college, broke up with my gf
>horny as fuck for strange
>start posting on CL for chicks
>decent luck but get a lot of dudes offering bjs and whatnot
>one night really horny I finally respond to one
>hes 50s and him and buddies have a motel group every week
>I show up nervous as fuck and say I'll let them blow me
>All watching one guy starts
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>the contact guy comes over to the chair and stands beside me, everyone naked in room btw
>hes rock hard and I'm horny af
>I reach out and start to stroke, then blow a little, he's a coke can thick so i just play with the head
>2 mins he busts, another guy takes his place, I cum

For starters, and not that it matters but I exclusively sleep with women, but really enjoy being high and sucking cock.

>in Vegas for friends bday, get separated from group.
>meet girl with her bachelorette party and go to some groups bottle service
>they are hesitant to let me in bc mooching and competition for girl.
>end of the night we're all friends and me and another dude are trying to get at girl
>he suggests we go back to his group's suite for some blow and drinks
>3 of us head to bathroom to take lines
>girl finally got what she came for and bounces immediately.
>just me and dude in this bathroom, coked out, drunk and smoking weed.
>start talking how that bitch took his stuff and left
>I feel bad bc I'm doing the same thing. We say how she blue balled both of us
>as he says this he grabs his junk and shakes it, I look down and notice hes a bit hard
>laugh and say "yeah I feel like I'm doing the same, but not blue balling you"
>we laugh and he says it's all good he doesnt like to do lines alone
>we hang out for bit long, notice he keeps tugging on his pants.
>keep bringing up having blue balls, and he pulls his pants down a little bit too far.
>I catch a glimpse and my heart starts racing. Something about seeing someone else's hard dick for the first time.
>I'm fucked up, and always been curious. I say "fuck it, want me to suck it?"
>he laughs for a bit and says sure why not
>he pulls out his cock and shakes it in front of me. Not huge but definitely on the large side.
>I get down on my knees and grab it. Softer than I'd imagine. I started jerking him off
>herewego
>I give a long, slow lick on the tip and put it in my mouth.
>I fucking love it. I start sucking like my life depended on it. Gagging, slurping, no hands, one hand, two hands
>I went for his balls and sucked them while jerking him off, slapped it on my tongue, tried deepthroating.
>finally just go for the kill and get a good rhythm with my hands twisting

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