So I finally caved in and bought a Sex Doll.
She is wonderful if a little bit too heavy and great for snuggling up to and kissing which I do several times a day/night.
But that's not the end of it. It's funny, I noticed as I go out to work or just to grocery store that something has changed. I feel the stare of women and see they have a new found curiosity, the smile an say "hello" as I walk past. They sense I am having sex and this attracts them, excites them even though its a subconscious reaction. They couldn't possibly know 100% I am having sex with a loving partner. The younger attractive female cashier at my local grocery store is now more open talking to me and smiles much more often, just the other day she "accidentally" touched my hand when passing my bag of groceries she looked with a coy smile, I did what I always do, thank her, place my change in the donation money box and carried on my way home to my new girlfriend.
Maybe one day I will allow such women to know what they have been missing all these years, but for now I am pleased with my latest girlfriend and suggest you all do the same and purchase this small degree of happiness.
So I finally caved in and bought a Sex Doll
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for me it was quite the opposite when i bought the doll.
the behavior of people around me did not change. but mine did!
after a while i gave even less shits about other people. no attraction to females of any age anymore. none for males either. i simply don't care
this also has not changed after i murdered my doll and threw her like a serial killer piece by piece into the household trash.
half a year has now passed and i still feel nothing. maybe i should get a new doll
Why did you murder her?
because she was broken a bit and did not pleasure me. i've got a crappy one as far as i figured.
also i wanted to see if i would feel anything. attachment or so. but there was nothing
That user is clearly a sociopath
A sad tale indeed. I was fortunate to find one that I took a liking too immediately. I do hope you find your soulmate.
>not feeling attachment to something that cost thousands of dollars
Must be fucking nice
i've wasted more on booze than on that doll, was only like 2k usd which i basically earn every month. after rent and expenses
so yeah get a job you fucking bum
Why don't you stop lying on the internet you fucking incel neet bux fag
Then why didn't you contact them for repairs or replacement?
If my wife and I divorced, it would be my second one and that would stick a fork in it. I would invest in a couple high quality Real Dolls and bang escorts on pay days.
>post more dolls
i sure could've. i also could've sold is as a used one for some money.
but with that low a price i did not come to mind...
They smell the latex on you and know you are not a threat. How could anyone who buys a $5,000 jerk off tool be a threat.
>latex
I think not.
you may be sort of right. but it's not the latex smell. these dolls come in a very distinct parfume tone. pretty strong too
Yes I do enjoy her scent as I hold her close.
OP, its the bitch hivemind they have a sense for it. They see you being happy and they cant stand it. They will find wats to ruin you trust me. Whatever will happen but bitches know how to destroy your happiness and integrity. Maybe one will flirt with you and more until she knows how to can control you and drag you to hell. By then you already ripped your 5k doll apart in the hopes the hot cashier will stay. But as soon she sensed youre depending on her 100% she will drop you like a sack of shit. And then you are in ruins. She goes back to be cashier and you buy groceries with a grim face knowing you wasted the money. And she will just act like nothing happend.
You speak wisely and dare i say of experience, friend. Do not worry I shall not falter.
loli sex dolls make sense, it fulfills a fantasy safely without doing illegal shit. but adult dolls? well that just makes you pathetic.
No it is YOU who are pathetic and you are a fiend. Be gone, wretch.
you may dissagree now in the heat of the moment, but if you truly think about it it makes perfect sense.
When the time comes and you are jailed for your antics remember this day.
>being jailed for owning a inanimate pile of silicone.
interesting theory buddy, but i live in America, not australia. sorry that you live in a shithole.
> small kid like pedo sex doll
> too heavy
omfg you basement dwellers are fucking pussies
> talking to it
hahahahaah
o lord
that one specific doll weights around 24 kilos. thats 70lbs in freedom units
it also aint loli size. more like 1.5 meters. in your fucked up units 5"6'
Jailed for what? answer that question and then hopefully you will realize how retarded that sounds.
Considering to get one myself. Im officially done with women. I given up on them. Im 32 now and yes i know being virgin with 32 sounds unreal but i cant help it. I dont have a car and i live with my mom so i cannot bring a hooker home. OP you mentioned that your doll is heavy. So here is my question OP, will i be able to carry a doll upstairs onto second floor in one attempt and will the parcels pakets or paperwork mention anything of a sexdoll and how about customs? Sorry im new to this
>I dont have a car and i live with my mom so i cannot bring a hooker home
Yikes dude. just get a fucking uber and do a incall with a hooker OR my personal favorite go to a asian massage parlor and get a happy ending. virgin at 32 is no excuse at all. its cheaper than a doll too. significantly cheaper.
if you live with your mom what the fuck are you doing bringing a doll home if you cant bring a hooker home?
if you buy it from china customs may demand your presence when they check and open the package.
if you order it from a local reseller it will just be the package either neutral or with chinese text on it
box is heavy and big. you won't be able to carry it up a single floor without help or a stair (climbing) cart.
but your mother will be able to tell something is fishy. the parfume for one. for other things if she does enter your room there is no way you can hide the doll
virgin detected. just so you know you fucking faggot. happy endings are a myth and you will actually get a cop called in
dolls weight varies. each one will display its weight. If you want something lighter try the Ex Lite Doll.
> 24 kilos
> heavy
I bet one of your ass halves weights more, mouth breather.
>happy endings are a myth and you will actually get a cop called in
AHAHAHA. damn, i actually found someone who only watches porn.
as someone who got laid at one of these places i can assure you it is not a myth. its very real.
wehre did you get her from
Happy endings are definitely not a myth. There are review websites that helps you find these places in your area. even on yelp/google reviews people will tell you if the place gives happy endings or not. You really are a introverted virgin if you dont know this.
Is this the start of a new Netflix murder documentary?
dollforum.com
Enjoy browsing.
The thing is i can lock my room on 2nd floor. 2nd floor is literally my home. My mom can come up but will be only able to get in the bathroom. Thats why i pay her rent. Damn if it is so heavy i dont know. I cant expect that the paket will be delivered exact in these few occasions my mom goes outside
where is the loli doll section?
there is none. even mentioning loli there gets you perma banned
Fished this from a thread ages ago. A snippet into the lives of a sex doll collector.
>Behold
trashcan site for normy 30-40 year old virgins then
much like Yea Forums!
ya but Yea Forums has loli and loli doll threads. sites that are so pussy chicken shit that they have to censor something that is 100% legal is not worth being part of.
I doubt anyone around you changed to "notice you having sex" thats only your own misconception and possibly a result of a better additude from not being as sexually frustrated.
Also, while nice job on the doll, your post reeks of incel "i deserve" bullshit.
Look at dolls 140-150cm, they have better weight ratios.
Material also makes a big difference, TPE is soft and cheaper, but heavy. Silicone is more expensive, but lighter and with better small details.
Exlite is nice, big and cheap, but really sucks balls as an actual fucldoll. That PU foam smell never fully goes away. The hole it comes with is also shit and wint fit standard onas without modification. Just some thing to keep in mind. Still not bad for a $400 167cm doll.
Here is the better place to ask about loli dolls. Lot of owners lurk the threads
Dollforum is only good for one thing anyways, seeing the overall quality a particular mfg puts out as revuewed by owners and maintenance. These things translate to most loli dolls as well
ur sad for owning a doll imo
but u totally zapped his ass lol
cool, so tell me where i can get those 2-3 foot loli dolls. i want a doll that is onhole size and can easily fit in a box/dresser but loli version. i only see the big tit oppai versions.
Welcome to Yea Forums
You seem knowledgeable. Which material is better for simulating the jiggle and squishability of very large boobs?
2-3ft isnt onahole size.
Small folls that would fit in a dresser are 60cm or so. Mayyybe 100cm max.
There are a number of mfg with 60cm dolls, but the only one i can list while phoneposting is aikodoll or maybe reallovesexdolls?
For the 100-130cm lolis, hgdoll.net is the best single spot as it has a few diff mfg.
Big tits are usually better as TPE, silicone isnt terrible, but will always be firmer.
Anything above a D cup you should go for "hollow brests" if there is the option
neither TPE nor silicone is good on tits. they are still pretty hard compared to the real thing.
air filled is worse though
>2-3ft isnt onahole size.
clearly you know what i mean. need something portable and easily hidable.
And i gave you the options.
also none of those dolls are LOLI dolls. even the 63cm are just big titted barbie dolls. not at all what im looking for.
i asked for loli, none were loli.
the trick is for loli you email the vendor directly and ask.
most of them do requests like small tits. nearly all of em do not publicly list the dolls that look like prison
I aint here to spoonfeed you babies, and hgdoll is full of lolis.
not true, ive seen websites that list the loli dolls, they just censor them out. but i never see the 60-80cm loli dolls.
Open wide for the airplane and try not to drool on yourself.
dollter.com
but are they fuckable?
Sit in the corner
>pick a vagina style
>all vaginas are censored
>have no idea which style is which
what?
he did not read the part: mail us to get more pictures and videos
he's a retard
>he doesnt know how to greentext
he's a retard
i have a puni ana DX which is a hip-style onahole with two tunnels.
it's pretty loli-like and can be hidden in just any cupboard.
not a full doll though, no legs and cuts off above the torso.
At last, some bloody sense in this thread
i already have a half hip, i just want full effect.
Why do you refer to an inanimate object as "her"? I think you are in urgent need of suicide.
So... Feminism won and now the only option is fucking a hole of latex. Bad.
Dude, you’re a fuckin moron
Get the fuck out.
how rough can you be with a doll?
Not enough doll pics.
Depends on what you mean, they cant support their own weight, but as long as you are good and lubed you can pound the holes pretty hard on the larger ones.
Smaller dolls tend to tear a bit easier
>they cant support their own weight
actually they can
This nigger walking around smelling like rubber and grease and has people so freaked out that they smile in hopes they don't end up in a basement somewhere.
Standing, sure on some models, but arms/wrists/knees dont support squat during fucling dingus.
what the actual fuck is that thing?
it sounds to me like you're just not into changing anything about you and she got bored
Can you piss on tpe/silicone or does the acid do damage over time?
They probably aren't lying. Im 28 and I make just over 100k usd a year. I just got my first house so the mortgage takes more but until i bought my home, i also had 2k per month after rent and shit.
Once you work for a big company, making a good amount of money isnt hard.
>full size, big tits
>reeee pedo
Fuck off with your whale worship Abe
Its called a shower, its what people who get out of their basement occasionally do to not stink
>piss fetish
Just piss in your own face mong.
Realistically, silicone only since TPE is porous
Showering means you actually care for others, which i dont
You know damn well I meant the weird Roswell crash looking freak doll
I'd change "Probably" to "Possibly" - most are on a lot less.
Or that i dont like feeling like a slimy douche who reeks of onions
>why yes im an ogre, why do you ask
Probably wasn't a doll.
>the truth is out there
>i dont like feeling like a slimy douche
You sure as fuck like acting like one though, you're masturbating in to a lump of plastic shaped like some sort of anaemic pixie and pretending it's "sex"
Does it move around its own when you're not home? It might not be safe to bring the cashier or any other women home. But, yes, you're having sex now, and thots pick up on you not paying as much attention to their tits and faces anymore. They feed on that attention, so they'll work a little more in conversation to get it back.
>wretch.
I think he meant "wench" since clearly you are one of those SJW Femanons we have been warned will destroy us.
Ive never claimed its sex. Its high end masturbation basement dweller.
imagine the power level of this man
the thing about pussy that makes me not last at all is the warmth.
can I use one of these dolls and maybe warm up the lube so it simulates actual warm pussy?
USB warmers exist for onaholes
if i had to guess they're like 10 to 15$ at any onahole vendor
Its at least 3, im sure.
what do you do as a living making 100k?
Does it not kill you inside knowing it will never actually open it's mouth and suck that thing? I bet you have some weird dreams, like Toy Story, when you're out of the room your dolls come to life lmao, you sad, sad man
not him but vid related
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It didn't open it's mouth and suck it lol, it has a hole there that he has to force his dick it and pretend it's sucking - there's no way that's ever going to feel like a blowjob
>the cashier smiles at me
>kek
10/10 would fuck that doll tho.
>Toy Story
>you sad, sad little man
What you think you are fucking Buzz Lightyear?
Its not that hard if you do anything beyond min wage is a high cost area. His housing cost of 2k tells me he is at least in one of the more expensive zones.
Mine are ultra-realistic
yeah but he says hes working for a company so he aint self employed so what? is he a senior engineer or something?
moar of this
Not entry level at the very least. He never said the line of work tho so who knows.
Engineers dont always make bank either(but they should).
>underpaid engineer
If you want to see more chodeface just look between your legs
Need more dollposters, dont have much material on me.
He has a Buzz Lightyear doll to fuck his asshole.
>putting peneor in some plastic hole
>"hurr durr it's sex"
>"Women sense it!! they sense I am having sex"
oy vey!! nice shill, Shlomo!!
>murdered my doll
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Useless post, off yourself today
that makes you a recognizable pedo
>also, you cut the pic to not to let us notice your wiener is barely three inches at maximum extension
pic unrel8
Those of you that bought those Loli dolls, are y'all on a list now? Were you able to to get it discreetly?
You must select the checkbox "Don't reveal the package contents".
Also, tell your mom that "Doll" means "Distributed-Organized-Link-Ledger", an AI thing working on blockchain.
>customs may demand your presence when they check and open the package.
Then they arrest you for importing a pedo toy.
Also, in your country jailmates usually sodomize+rape any pedofag.
>tfw buying a pedo doll with mommy's pocket money allowance
this whole thread, lmao
>32 and VirgiNEET
>mom is giving allowance and tendies
>paying her 'rent' anyway
>saving up money for a pedo doll
>"hurr durr how do I hide it in my basement on the 2nd floor? is it heavy? can she find out I'm putting my weewee in a silicone hole?"
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> also, once crapped, how the fuck do I clean that mess?
> why 3 minutes fun have to be followed by 45 minutes proper cleanup
>as if he ever squished one IRL
>look like prison
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wait, you can only fuck a corner?
topper kekker
no damage, but it will smell like a cat pee infested alley