Just got divorced Yea Forums. Should I kill myself?

Why would you kill yourself now, just when you've become free?

The fuck

and now you're paying for them while some other guy gets to raise them. she out played you.
welcome to being a man in the 21st century, fucking privileged piece of shit

Owned

There's plenty of upside to being a single dad that will see his kids in their teen and later years. You are not emasculated

Enjoy freedom and being a good example for your kids

>Bean Bag Buccaneers
Neat

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I'm somewhat a normie user. This is mildly retarded

So... killing yourself will help you see your kids more? I'm not following your solution to these problems.

Kill your hole family and try it with a new one

Nah. When you've failed as a man try life as a woman, the expectations are lower.

Why dude, you are free now go explore all your kinks.

Bullshit, he still won the kids will resent her and the faggots she brings in.

Much more of a father figure if he is away with another woman or not.

You just divorced and you have to pay child support starting October 2018?

You got a time machine nigga

I mean I can wait it out until they are teens and can freely come see me on their on will, but who knows user? They will probably grow to hate me because they were raised that way. In the mean time Im stuck in a fucking endless void of nothingness. Literally everyone I used to hang with doesn't check in, or invite me to do shit. No family besides my kids, and I don't even have access to them. What's the fucking point? At least they will collect life insurance from this shit

Damn you gotta pay her to get fucked by other dudes and raise your children. OP i think that you either need to 1. Fake your death, im not even joking because youd be exempted from all debt and you wouldnt have to fuck around with the ex. Or 2. Just deal with it and get in shape, ik you might not be over weight but lift weights or run, thats what i do to get over shit. In the end life goes on and it will all settle itself in the end. Evil bitches like that will burn in hell and they will get theirs. Happy trails op

I pay more child support than you.
I make less money than you.

I have no debt and put over $100k in savings/investments/etc. since the divorce.

The thin you're overlooking is that $1160/month is the ONLY money of yours she can waste like a selfish irresponsible cunt. She was probably wasting WAY more of it while you were still married, that's WHY you feel like you have nothing to show for the years of your life you've sunk into supporting her and her wants.

When I was a young lad, my father used to buy me all of my nickers. He bought me 7 pairs of nickers, one pair for every day of the week.

Then there came a day when my dad turned into a person of color, which lead to his inevitable trip to the store to get a pack of cigarettes. My mother, astonished by his transition from a nicker loving Christian white man into a deadbeat person of color who smoked cigarettes and heroin.

She decided to marry her brother and they had tons of awesome sex while I watched. They didn't make me, but it was how I copied with the loss of my nicker buying father. Sometimes my mom would squirt on my face but it didn't bother me because my person of color dad got me addicted to heroin so I very rarely felt anything other than orgasmic glee.

Then one day my uncle step dad took away all my nickers. He hung all my nickers from a tree outside and took pictures with other white guys who fucked their sisters. I was devastated, but I was also high on heroin so I didn't really care. But now I have no nickers and I'm out of heroin and I think my mom wants to rape me while my uncle step dad jacks off to it.

Maybe a typo user? I just got these yesterday.

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Thanks for the positive post user. She did waste a bunch of my fucking money on useless shit, and at least now I don't have to continue with that shit cycle

you should have killed yourself when you got married. now that this shitshow is over it kinda seems like a waste

Maybe no one invites you out to do shit because you've been trapped in an abusive relationship and have become a sad sack no one wants to be around.

YOU ARE NOW FREE. You don't have to deal with her toxic bullshit on a daily basis. Her bullshit is not your bullshit anymore.

After my divorce, I started banging the shit out of a 20 year old college girl for a couple years. She graduated, we broke up, now I've got another one that's younger than her.

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Good research user.

^^This. Same stoey, divorced after 15 years, now i regularly bang a super hot 21yo, and every young slut in town wants the D. Do not kill yourself. Go live for a change.

lmao

I've banged plenty of chicks since we split. Pussy hasn't been a problem, but it doesn't fill the void for me. Any of you divorced anons medicated? Maybe some chemical adjustments will make life have a purpose

youtube.com/watch?v=JF6Si36OqOY

someone's never grew up in a divorce. lmao

Good larp

no...actually you should have done it before, now it's not the time, wait until you re-marry

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

Killing yourself is pathetic.

Samefag

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David don't fucking do it man.

Buy a dildo if you need your void filled.

I have the most sex, the best sex, and all the sex! King Robert talks about “making the eight” in Game of Thrones, but I’ve had sex with someone from every country in the world, including North Korea! I’ve had threesomes, foursomes, orgies, and to be honest, I probably have more descendants than Genghis Khan. My penis has entered more women than you’ve entered rooms. It’s so big they built the Eiffel Tower in recognition of it. I am so legendarily good at sex that there is a line a mile long outside my bedroom. I’ve had sex in cars, showers, trains, airplanes, submarines, boats, but the best place to fuck is in outer space. Losers watch other people fuck women in porn, I could watch myself fuck women, but I could also reenact myself fucking those women with those women.

She looks like a total bitch, you can do better than her ugly ass.

Good research user.

Can this be new copypasta when someone talks about being a chad?

That's the county clerk who recorded the divorce, jackass.

OP here. Not my wife. Thats the court clerk

I stand by my statement.

Honestly i just find hiking and camping fun and it helps me relax and its therapeutic. If thats not your thing then take trips or start getting fucked up on acid or mushrooms. 1 or those 3 will do the trick, trust me

you need a woman at your house regularly.

After you divorce, its not the pussy you miss, its the having someone always around. the house is too quiet with just you. the bed is too cold, the bathroom is too empty. Everything just adds up to being lonely after a divorce.

You need a gf who lives with you user. Someone who will be sleeping next to you, be in the shower while you are getting ready, someone to fall asleep on the couch with.

It makes the whole divorce thing a LOT better

not samefag

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1. Lift, focus on getting bigger. Gives you something to look forward to everyday.

2. Pick up a new hobby that has potential for socialization.

3. Roll a joint from time to time.

Everything will work out fine.

She comes over often and wants to fuck user. Shes cucking her current bf with me still. I just don't get the whole situation, but I can't turn down the concept of sending her home with a beat up pussy and her bf not knowing

OP here. I couldn't agree more. Honestly thought about getting a dog so I don't gotta deal with bullshit like phone snooping

I've been there. Got divorced. Lost everything. Spent 5 weeks in a mental hospital with severe depression. My ex can't parent so my middle child is now almost 21 and has only worked for 2 months and he got sacked from that because he is a twat. I was the main carer and all that but because she didn't do any parenting the kids chose her. My youngest now hates living with her as she doesn't talk to them or show any interest. There's more but this is about you. Things get better user. I'm angry about things 10 years later cos it's a car crash. You're worth more than suicide. Talk to your GP.

Band-aid for a gaping wound.

Needs to work on getting himself acclimated to being alone before he tries again. Rebounding is a sure-fire way to ether A) Stick your dick in crazy or B) Stick your dick in bitch. It makes you softer for the next one and it makes you more susceptible to give your balls away to whoever your fucking.

Dude needs to find himself proper.

Holy shit you are retarded.

Back to school with you

If you are desperate for companionship then a pet is your answer. Don't listen to the rebounding faggot, he doesn't have any idea what he's talking about.

Nigger I'm at work and took about 3 seconds to infer what happened.

I wish you could go back but your a summerfag no doubt.

Oh yeah, and your kids won't give a good dog damn that their dad was a fucking weak link and offed himself because he couldn't man the fuck up.

Fuck that whore; pay your child support, do whatever the fuck you want, and she'll inevitably get tired of trying to raise them on her own and pawn them off on you as if she's doing you a disservice. That's what my ex does with my kid, and it's fucking awesome. Meanwhile, I fuck better pussy than she ever had, and don't have to sink money into her happiness to shut her the fuck up. Be a cynic and show no weakness to that slut. You'll look better to your kids anyways. Just don't say anything negative about her around them because that will make you look like shit.

I know this is Yea Forums, but what the fuck did I just read?

This faggot knows what the fuck is up, listen to him.

Wouldn't recommend a rebound. Even the ones that say it made things better are fucked in the head and have issues connecting. Get a pet. Try a new hobby. Invest your time into something big. Just Don't ruminate or you'll fall deeper into the void.

>your

HAHAHAHAHA.

I'm working too, but unlike you, i'm not a fucking retard.

OP here. I've been solo besides one night stands for a year now. My life was a literally country song. Like 2 weeks after she left I had to put my dog of 15 years down. Really miss someone being excited to see me, loyal to no end. I may use this cash to buy a doggo instead of a gun and give shit a second go.

This is the stupidest thing I've laughed at this week.

I was kinda hoping that story went somewhere lol You almost cheered me and OC up. But you are a heroin junkeroider and are otherwise committed.. To your incestuous depravity! Not that I give a rat or an ass you burp ass captchass :(

Be a nigger and refuse to pay

That sucks man, it sounds like getting another dog is the answer. I love my dogs and honestly most days I'm happier to see them than my wife.

Don't kill yourself, that just makes that bitch feel like she made the right choice. If for nothing else, live to spite your circumstances.

lmao roast the rooster! Quackadoodle yoo!

I may be depressed and suicidal user, but I damn sure ain't a nignog

That's it, OP, you're getting the idea. Dogs can't hurt you like that cunt did. They'll bite you and shit on your favorite shirt from that Red Hot Chili Peppers show you went to in '03, but that can be washed. Get a german sheperd and name it Adolf while you're at it.

Could you imagine having nothing better to do than correcting someone's spelling on Yea Forums?

Truly pathetic. Enjoy your minimum wage cuckery.

>kek
I'm a bulldog guy tho user.

Not that user but I can attest to it. I paid 1200 a month in child support but that was a fucking bargain. When I got divorced 10 years ago I was 20k in credit card debt. Now all my debt is erased. I own my own home. Every month I have left over money. It's like a fucking miracle getting rid of dead weight wives.

Why, the cunt is literally laughing at you and collecting cash she will spend on trivial bullshit. Give it up and refuse to pay it, act like a typical nigger, and realize that the stage of your life is over. The country does not give a fuck about you, the shit breath wife does not give a fuck about you, nor will your children give a fuck about you later on. Accept it, niggers are correct in this regard.

>Its not just over a girl user. I hardly ever get to see my kids anymore, and I lost everything I had during the shit. My will to live had totally vanished, and life seems so meaningless.
I was divorced in 2014. The best revenge is living well. You are going to need help, so we are going to need a sugar momma...

Not anymore. I'm rolling trips for Adolf.

maybe buy a guitar and start your country songwriting career lol open mics are a great place to make friends too.

I wasnt married, but I had to walk out on a girl I was in love with about 5 years ago. She got massively into drugs and basically became someone I didnt recognize. I moved across the country and have been focusing on bettering myself since, and feel much better for it. Believe it user. You too can have kick ass balls.

That's not how to spell "should I throw a party"

you're free again op
celebrate

Fuck this.
I lived with a girl for 8 years, she left half a year ago.
First week I was devastated, couldn't sleep, kept feeling extremely alone. Even had fear of the dark ffs.
Second week I was walking around naked and stroking my dong any damn time I want.
I remembered what a kickass apartment I have and how much I loved to listen to loud metal and drink beers.

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Seriously, it's nice to have someone close, but nothing beats freedom

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>It's like a fucking miracle getting rid of dead weight wives.
So much this.
Women are overwhelmingly net-negative contributors to society.

im assembling a team!

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You know why divorce is so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

kek

If you dont live stream it doesnt count

OP, I’m currently going through this process. I was worse the first week after finding out what she did to me and our kids. I am fighting for full custody in Communist California. I’m the sole provider, I have held stability for the whole relationship, I’m not going to get full custody, but I will fight like hell for it. I suggest that you do the same. Make a way for your two little ones to stay with you. Refuse her of everything she doesn’t deserve, but support those kids.

More importantly, would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?

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Do you like the kids?

Cause if you don't you can legally abandon them.

Child support is only to be paid by the non-custodial parent.

You aren't legally a parent anymore if you give up all rights to the kids. And I do mean all.

Legally you'd be a stranger to them, but you wouldn't have to pay child support.

I love em user. Im in a hard spot. Missing them is killing me, but living with the fact they are growing up without me is too

What's the cunt's reasoning for keeping them from you? Anything that will hold up in court?

Children from broken homes are far more likely to get abused by the impending new step father. Maybe at first he's just watching cartoons with them on the couch on a Saturday morning.... But then that hand goes wandering. You put them in this danger. But it's fine! You just focus on getting that dog and enjoying your freedom!

>no prenup

Thanks user this helps matters

This, but get a dog first, so you have patience to find a good live-in GF. Also it's easier to meet women, get in shape, avoid alcoholism, get the kids bugging mom to spend time with you, etc with a dog.

Chin up, OP. Everyone needs a practice marriage.

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Holy shit, looks like you got off easy. Just don't buy a new 2 story house right off the bat. Also does that ever get adjusted for inflation or any new income/raises? Cause inflation's about to go way up in the next year or 2. That'll be a pittance if it's never adjusted.

I’m on third marriage. This one going good 12 years in. Anyhow, don’t be a dumbass and fall in love with first bitch you fuck after divorce. Go out and fuck lots and lots. Have fun, at least as much as you can afford. Hope you didn’t get beat up too bad in the wallet.

i am not even married and i am killing myself

i don't want any kind of relationship with people who will fuck with me (everyone) but my dick keeps telling me that i need to monogamous a hole

That's some wholesome positivity right there

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When you inevitably introduce the new chick to the old, buy the new one a fancy diamond bracelet or something nice. It'll make the ex extremely jealous, and the new grateful.

wow wow wow, calm down there bruv

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Just trick it. Tell it "she's the one". Works everyteim.

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Dear diary:
Today I met daddy's new girlfriend. I don't like her because she smells of cigarettes and is mean to me. I wish mommy and daddy were still together. Daddy's new dog growls at me when I go near it. I don't want to stay here at the weekends anymore. Mommy's new boyfriend is really nice to me, we have lots of tickle fights..

You are out of your fucking mind.

I'm stealing this advice. I live to piss my ex off, and this will easily do the trick since I never bought her shit more than a 10 piece mgnugget.

But none of you are aNsWeRiNg the QueSTiOn

truth user. Public service announcement all : a financial fuckery is definitely lining up for later this year or so. Be a squirrel. And dont exclusively hide walnuts. The walnuts might all rot

golden corn right thar

Yes, the answer is yes to everyting.

>Minimum wage cuckery
>Just got off call with directors across the globe

It's also not spelling it's grammar you fucking dolt.

>ME FAIL ENGLISH THATS UNPOSSIBLE!

dad?

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