> be me > have a 60 yo female stalker living above me > batshitinsane.jpg > suddenly feeling really confused with heavy headache like i smoked the biggest bong of my life
Is it possible that she drugged me? Are there any drugs that work if u breath them in?
>any drugs that work by breathing them in ye that'll be most of them you fucking retard
Carter Ramirez
could be carbon monoxide poisoning from leaving your oven on light a match and check it out also, pics of crazy 60yo woman? why not turn her into a personal sex slave?
Cooper Peterson
inb4 i'm really confused. like walking through a thicc focc.
Is there anything that she can spray into my windows with that effect?
Gavin Cook
Either its a panic attack, or gased you, you filthy kike
Cooper Robinson
>grabs handful of mushrooms >SSSNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Jackson Lee
lock yourself in the bathroom, then put a donut up your ass.
Jordan Cox
toxicology specialist here can confirm donut up the anus will help
Dominic Myers
she born before the era of facebook. worked at the minister of finance or smth. not a single google result except a name drop in some work related gov shit.
But i got something else for u.
not lighting matches now but legit fucking scarred. U guys can't imagine the level of insane this is. pretty sure she is convinced she a witch and modern feministic satanism and whatnot. neighbors all had problems. like she turned it so that the police went against the neighbors instead. i collected evidence for months until i contacted the police. HELP
theres a drug called "the devils breath" that people use in airborn fashion to essentially make people black out and submissive. scary shit. and im not making it up
Eli Murphy
is this stalker actually your landlord and you've actually just been huffing jenkum and now you're tripping balls and having paranoid delusions?
Zachary Mitchell
also its probably carbon monoxide poisoning, get the fuck outta there OP
Michael Sanchez
this is what i was scarred of. Because this bears literally her signature. fucking rape victims turn into fucked up monsters i tell u
not my landlord but she lives above me. She owns the flat above me and I do this one. But i'm sure i am not having a panic attack out of nothing. i know my body quite well. pretty sure there was something in the air because everything is turning
Joshua Turner
i'll get some fresh air in a few minutes. hope i dont black out on the streets
Angel Ross
her signature? dude what
Liam Hernandez
isn't that the drug trannies use down in brazil to get johns all fucked up and rob them? it starts with an M and it basically turns people into like super suggestive zombies
Jason King
just get away from your building, perhaps call the non-emergency police line
Nathan Harris
yeah exactly. its also used to make people clean out their own bank accounts
Xavier Hughes
GO OUTSIDE NOW
Joshua Cox
dude this is the maddest bitch to have ever lived. her perception of reality is either beyond fucked or she is a sociopathic fucked bitch
before the terror started, she kinda flirted with me after waiting for me in the hallways for hours. she studied my biorythm, she can time my walks on the minute. i dont even know how long i'm on a walk. i told the police that i'm a big guy but if i end up dead, SHE WAS IT
Gavin Johnson
do this Op
Lucas Harris
Going out for 5min. Pray i'm coming back
Carter Garcia
post time stamp that youre outside
David Price
>crazy satanic which dude submit yourself to her i bet the hardcore kinky sex will be awesome
go up to her door with your phone on recording video don't let her see the phone in your hand through the peephole get a good shot of her in video screenshot a frame of her post it here that's your mission, get to it op oh first though what city so we can check the news if you go missing
Jose James
>witch* >flirted with me dude you gota figure out some way to have sex with this bitch
Xavier Campbell
It's actually called scopolamine and yeah its pretty scary.
Sebastian Sullivan
>scopolamine yikes even the scientific name sounds kinda sinister
Hunter Bennett
Make a drug test
Levi Rivera
Op are you alive?
Jayden Lee
ah scopolamine that's right idk wtf i was thinking it started with M if op is indeed dealing with a witch, he probably slighted her in some way (at least in her mind) I'm suggesting he either plead with her telling her to lift whatever curse she put on him or try to have sex with her heavily leaning towards sex with her, though
Matthew Parker
kek
Ian Price
yeah look that shit up dude it's crazy i saw a documentary that it was featured in apparently trannies would pick up johns and blow this shit on them then they become super suggestible zombies basically some trannies reported raping the men all night before stealing all their belongings other people use it to get people to withdraw all their money out of atms you literally just need to blow a puff of it in their face and they're fucked it looks like cocaine, too puffs up like a powder it's not even certain how much of it can be a lethal dose, either
Blake Garcia
yikes
hey OP, come into contact with white powder recently? ah fuck it, if he has come into contact with this drug he was fucked soon after making this post
Brayden Phillips
i have problems here man. sex isn't really primary objective
no chan app on shitty phone
what is wrong with u Yea Forumsros?
i'm going to the doc if this happens again tomorrow. she on a 24/7 watch on me so if she did it she will do it again
> if op is indeed dealing with a witch, he probably slighted her in some way (at least in her mind) fuck.... yeah that's what i think too. i wasn't a target at first. she tried to win me over the day i moved in. at first i thought she was just a chronical liar. when i dared to confront her, it began and i became targeted. she left everybody else alone. now it's only me for months. imagine being allowed to sleep for 4hours a day. 5 days in a row of that and ur body starts rebelling. not even gonna mention ur performance at work.
> or try to have sex with her i swear to god. did anybody hear that she is 60 years old and probably got raped by her dad who is now dead? makes me remember i shouldnt have told her that it wasnt my fault her dad didnt like her.
AT LEAST I DIDNT SAY THAT SHE SECRETLY LIKED IT
Elijah Smith
>no chan app on shitty phon dude you can just upload a pic from your phone through the browser web page
Joshua Carter
this really scares me. when the police arrived she showed them her books.... of all my companies i ever had. like i didnt even tell her about any of them. the police told me they pitied me. they told inside her flat, where noone was allowed in, everything was weird as fuck. like everything looked new. just 2 chairs like they were never used before. and boxes all over the place, never opened. last year for christmas she asked every family in the building if they were cooking and if they did what measures they would take so it didnt smell in her flat like food. CUZ SHE FUCKING SICK AND PROBABLY A KILLER
Andrew Ross
oh suck my balls i'm not a thot begging for attention but a Yea Forumsro in a duel with a goddamn modern witch
Elijah Carter
weak b8 m8
Parker Phillips
dude you have GOT to try to have sex with this woman
Carter Collins
livestream from phone and go up to her door user we're all with you
Captcha took ages on my shit phone. And I can't film jack shit because of data protection laws. i know cuz i went to great lenghts to gather evidence. cant film her inside. cant use hacked material from her wifi as evidence in court. cant do jackshit in this fucked up nation
Dominic Allen
ok now im interested. what is this
Parker Harris
Look I can't do jackshit legally. Cant even mention her by name. but in her fucked up mind she has to be the victim in public. like i would stalk her and threaten her. so this is the only means of fighting while hoping the judge will hear my case in a year or so
Benjamin Flores
whATs on the papers user?
Xavier Rodriguez
it's satire about her mindfuck terror games. as everybody in the building knows who i am talking about, and she hates it when she looks like the villain/crazy, i put it out there
Jack Hernandez
post her address here
Matthew Butler
if anyone would set her car on fire i would pay in crypto. unfortunately then i would still remain primary suspect with a motive. so na thanks
Jacob Moore
you're a pussy i bet you're the one whos the weird stalker freak in the apartment complex
Elijah Mitchell
when i call the cops in the middle of the night and she swaps out the name on her door with the name of the late previous owner so that the police is confused, does that make me the stalker freak? DO I FOLLOW HER OUTSIDE WHEREVER SHE GOES?
Tyler Long
So she calls herself M.?
Lucas Harris
No her lastname starts with M. I call her that in this paper because she tends to run to her lawyers with every little shit. did i mention that she only wears gucci?
John Edwards
wait, you made the weird "work of fiction"?
>op is actually the stalker confirmed
Alexander Sanders
case closed
Carson Nguyen
admittedly the lengths i'm going to seem autistic to people not living here but try living like this for a few months. makes a killer out of you in notime
Easton Hughes
sooo whats your plan user? what you want us to do? go to bed
Carson Walker
> sooo whats your plan user? what you want us to do? not killing her before the judge has a minute to do his job. inb4 can't sleep in my flat anymore so gotta move my ass to my parents everyday to sleep. now since i'm doing that i triggered her because she cant control my sleep anymore. so i'm hoping that she isn't drugging me now through the windows and if god is willing, maybe i find a way for her to make a mistake and let the cops take her away. people would celebrate me for slaying that beast. any ideas to get rid of her?
Benjamin King
You're probably just schizophrenic and you're experiencing paranoid delusions
Jason Parker
after reading , i can say that is correct
James Rodriguez
not unlikely unfortunately everybody else in this building would then be suffering from a shared mass delusion
i'll consider this a test screening for the court session. anyways thanks for helping out Yea Forumsros
Nathan Edwards
alrighty then user, good luck
Jace Ross
Everytime you talk to her and youre sure youre not being recorded or listened to.. throw the word "delete" into your scentences all robotic like
Joseph Clark
Hello ms.m how are you "DELETE" doing today.
Evan Hall
Its breathable cancer
Austin Russell
missed that meme
Wyatt Mitchell
Not sure what you mean champ
Josiah Barnes
This thread seriously feels like op schizoid
Bentley Ward
I agree
Matthew Mitchell
All you fucking retards calling OP a schizo SHUT THE FUCK UP Fucking bunch of narrow minded sheltered pieces of shit Stick your heads outta your asses and go live a little People are fucked in the head from the mainstream sources of info, human nature coupled with this constant influx of information at the fingertip at any time can turn the worse psychopath into a warmachine
But yet, you fucking frail faggot sack of shits act like everyone is perfect and would never engage in psychotic power trip bullshit?
Kill yourselves
Jonathan Jackson
What I would give to kidnap a midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.
Asher Jenkins
this user gets it. her whole angle is to discredit me. yeah it sounds schizo but if it sounds schizo and is actually true... that's a fucked up place to be in
Cameron Sullivan
The irony is that all those fucking retards calling you schizo seem to forget where they are currently posting
Jaxon Green
call for an ambulance
Owen Wilson
Feeling much better now user thanks. It was definitely caused by something she sprayed into my windows. just not sure what it was. WIll post again if drug test turns out positive
Luis Lewis
Might have been a gas leak, you should report it as such and describe your symtoms, there could be other people in your apartment passed out or dead from it
Lucas Wright
> there could be other people in your apartment passed out or dead from it we pray. i'm not sleeping here tonight
Levi Sanders
Ye but at least report it dude, call the landlord
Nathaniel Thompson
Why are there nobody telling the landlord? Sure enough if enough people complain or even that the police is contacted several times over her, it ought to do something? Right?
Jacob Evans
You're schizophrenic. Get help.
Jack Gonzalez
Could be a gas leak fr, call the fire Department before you pass out and die, unless thats what you want
James Flores
Kill yourself fucktard
Henry Morales
this, surely there are some neighbors you don't want dying
James Wood
Will do user. a mail ain't gonna hurt
oh they did. we have something like a landlord syndicate group here. they refuse to work with us anymore because of the insanely retarded shit everybody came up with since she moved in.
there is a doctor from the ukraine living on the same floor. turns out he called the cops on her and she played the victim and the cops told him to not bother them again. so he got angry and confronted her. she screamed and claimed he attacked her and called the cops. the doctor is old af and his daughter recently died. he looks the part and submitted ever since. he was quite happy that i brought enough fighting spirit with me to tell her off
I'm much better since i had some fresh air so and nothing since i came back. unlikely there is a gas leak
Juan Gonzalez
"Help me, Yea Forums! I've been poisoned by a random neighbour!" I mean, come on. How fucked up in the head do you have to be to actually say something like that? OP is a danger to society. I'm serious.
Gavin Collins
i bought a RF detector to scan my apartment for bugs after i realized she knew exactly when i was in what room
Kevin Fisher
It wasn’t OP you replied to you fucking braindead sack of shit You seem to forget that with the prominence of social medias these days, psychopaths/sociopaths tend to be even more out there because of their narcissistic tendencies Psycho/sociopathic tendencies aside, most people nowadays are a bunch of neurotic attention whore pieces of shit that will do anything to either validate themselves to others or engage in these kind of power play to feel good about themselves Also, get the fuck off Yea Forums since you don’t seem to remember that this place is the best example of what i cite above you fucking scumfuck
Brandon Reed
not sure why u get it so much. what's your background? u couldn't be more right fam
Robert Perez
Fucking hell man, where the fuck are you living at?
Justin Cruz
rich country in EU. pull moves like that in a shithole and you'll hang from the nearest pole within a night
Joshua Long
And you assume I can somehow read people's thoughts and know I'm not talking to OP on an anonymous board? You have to remember I can't read minds like you can. But anyway, seems like you're just another nutcase. "B-but muh psychopaths", Jesus Christ. Listen to yourself, man.
Thank you, goodbye.
Thomas Sullivan
I don’t wanna brag and act like i’m above everyone else but with everything i’ve been going thru and still am going thru, the fact i’m overly curious and have been going myself thru some gangstalking bullshit for years that started into my family, i just see humanity for what it is There’s also the fact that i’m constantly educating myself on a plethora of subjects and psychedelics really helped further my understanding
Believe me or not, the world is FAR MORE sinister than you could fathom to believe When i say that everyone is brainwashed by mainstream/popular sources of info and entertainment, it’s not a way for me to insult in a cathartic way humanity This reality is a fucked up place
Cameron Thomas
i hear you user. a cheers to old souls. wish you all the best on your journey and hope that either one of us can make a difference.
Justin Morgan
This is a serious question. Do you have psychosis?
Benjamin Gomez
you have to group up with everyone in the complex, then rush down her door, body her, then work together as a collective to hide her corpse and collect her social security for the decade to come.
Aiden Morris
Take your schizo ass to /x/
Connor Johnson
This is a serious question. Are you fucking retarded? Thanks but pessimism aside, you literally cannot trust no one on this planet Thing is when you focus on expanding yourself in every way possible, you tend to reconfigure yourself being more closer to objectivity than your average joe Sure, some people tend to look like honorable individuals, who at first glance would never partake in such childish mental retardation but most people seem to live thru an image they want to project to the outer world; a social mask
When you dissolve your ego and work to better your understanding and your whole being, people will always try to find something to fuck with you because people see things in term of “categories”
Say you’re into punk rock, hip hop or whatever subculture and dress like everyone else partaking in said subculture but doesn’t fit the rest of the stereotypes of your average comformist fad victim, people tend to frame you as being off and a fake
Which is ironic in itself because most people are fake and try to authentify themselves by fitting the stereotype of an “image” they feel strongly drawn to and want everyone else to see them as they’re trying to project
>tl;dr Everyone tries so hard to be a walking meme and base their existence on it
Hunter Morris
Have you got a carbon monoxide detector?
Alexander Harris
As my grandpappy always said, Never stick your dick in crazy.