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This is the best
You love, you live.
You live, you learn.
Fuck, I can't believe this got me.
>REEEEEEEEE
>YOU HAVE TO POST IN MY THREAD INSTEAD
>REEEEEEEEE
Denny is God, Denny is life.
Actually, image limit is about to be reached. But OP is still a fag and this post exacerbated my sisters cancer.
This one is about to reach its image limit. Seems like you’re the summerfag bud
Heheh wew my bad, you got me. My apologies...
I forgive you. Those dubs complied ne to do so
You laugh
Is that AOC far left behind the counter? I know she was a waitress...
Awesome. Does Larry Gooseman still post?
Fucking pirate English my sides
denny seems cool
Mmm, hercules bettle proteins!
lost
lost
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Fuck-off
Fuck it, I’m just gonna say it. I wish I could go back in time and fuck Hitler’s brains out.
This is how I envision it: I’m a dirty little american soldier that ends up being captured by the Nazis. To avoid execution, I volunteer myself to be Hitler’s obedient fuck-toy.
For days, I allow Hitler to chain me up and obliterate all of my orifices like they’re little Polands, constantly filling them with his aryan seed until his cock is stroked raw.
Hell, he even gives me the pleasure to lick his puckered german booty clean after he takes insane nuclear shits. Due to me not getting bathroom access, I constantly shit and piss myself, but Hitler is generous enough to be my personal cleanup, licking it all up and staining his beautiful mustache.
After building up trust and showing my obedience, he unchains me and allows me to fuck his brains out, cursing in pleasure as he yells out, “YA SHOVE IT REICH UP MY ASS!”. I’m generous enough to give him a reach around, cranking his throbbing war machine.
I feel him tighten up as he reaches climax, but I let go of his thick ramrod as he begins to spew his nuclear ejaculate all over the floor. Hitler repeatedly yells out “NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!” through his moans while he suffers through his ruined orgasm. At this point the tables have turned.
>HURR HURR WEED
I’ve seen pregnant women put stoners to shame.
Fuck off Randy.
Todd Chrisley looks like that???
I'd fuck both of them
I get that reference.
Fuck off Randy.
Yea Forums will slash his car tyres next week.
KECKY BECKY.
AM DENNY =)
Niggers are so disgusting
Can we get 1 (one) ylyl thread without this niggerfaggot?
What the shit is this.
3 hr ylyl and only 23 images. Godamn you Yea Forums. Godamn you.
g00d 0ne
i rofl at your pathetic life
I rofl at your pathetic life
I admit that im a pedophile
Samefag and pathetic life
Samefag and pathetic life
Theres nothing wrong with being a pedophile
gg/yXeV7Cc
samefag
Over mega lulz at your shitty life
Lost
didn't realize this was a you cringe you lose thread
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little "take your meds" thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the Videos. The “epic” medposting isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your Paki shitskin mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums telling some random person to "take his meds", Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic medposter NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday, wishing she could go back in time to tell your father to use a condom. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “take your meds paki”, even though you are a dirty fucking Paki and you should slit your wrists. You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A fat ugly waste of sperm laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be, so why not commit suicide?
HOLY FUCKING KEK SAVED.
Maybe the waste of sperm will do us all a favour and kill himself now.
samefag summerfag
>wishing she could go back in time to tell your father to use a condom.
My sides are in fucking orbit, how did you come up with this masterpiece?
LOST!
LLOOOLLOLLLOLLLOLLOOOLLLLOLLOOLLOLL
a bib toot
XXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD LOL
right Nigga cowardly escaped but white god stood to help. I'm proud of my race.
Tom Myers! A comedian!
You should here his bit about the gps
nice trips
Fuck off randy bobandy
>even though you are a dirty fucking Paki and you should slit your wrists.
checked
fuck off, randy.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I haven't e over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Not seen Denny in a long time. Thanks for a nostalgia ride.
Donald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2? "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, "What's 2+2"? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. Its terrible. Its just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, "10101000101", on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. That I can tell you. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me. OK? Alright. Thank you."
AM DENNY =)
cusine from fit?
more like /CK/
I would expect her to send a photo of her face
this fucking killed me, and made me hysterical
is this a gay test? cause I saw the purple blanket first
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
kys
So much better than expectation?
Boring samefag
Fuck off Randy
hah
I like it, it makes me happy he isn't over her and they are probably happy together, like my life isn't so bad I spam threads about a girl I still am in love with and she doesn't care about me. I'm not so bad!
There's this guy on omegle who roleplays as Poseidon and looks for little kids with bubbly ass to fuck (on rp) and this pretty much sums up my personal experience with him.
JESUS is MY Lord
>There's
Not gonna lie he fucking sexy
Nani??
What?
inb4 >hurr durr everyone dies in a plane crash
Is there something wrong with "There's"
Que?
Fuck off Randy
Jesus is my lord.
Jesus is lord
Percent sure you are die
>male to female buckles
>homo pride
Queers can't even be proper fags anymore.
Lost
jesus is lord
Ahahhahahahahahaha
this shit's not funny.
Tiny dick ahaha
Fat girl virgin for days hahaha
kids these day starting off way too young
Shit thread
that's some Tim and Eric shit there
Can I get so bread sticks with that pasta?
3 YLYL later and this has destroyed any sanity I have left am now in mental ward coworkers dropped me off
When I close my eyes, I see two great legs. Upon visiting the Arch at St. Louis I was was struck by a vision. This vision commanded a marvel, a great work before I could sleep peacefully once more. Imagine if you will, the St Louis Arch clad in lustrous black fishnets. Too much? Not enough.
Heels. The St Louis Arch with fishnets and...heels. An Arch to Dom the World.
Alas I do not have the talents to realize this vision and free myself from these dreams. I turn to you, user.
Can you stop the chaos?
Gotta put a fleshlight up there for all the brave men that climb up to do the deed
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Jesus fucking Christ, you are so damn pathetic. Go ahead, call me 4 eyes you predictable waste of humanity.
I'm not a degenerate so I don't give a fuck about weed.
Live laugh love
I live i laugh and i love
Live laugh love
What's the joke? Her ass in the mirror? What?
the iterations are fantastical~!
i think it's the testicle on the pizza, actually.
Really, Captain Obvious?
get your ass outta here randoogle, fuck off
Why souls he day its a mestball then fagboy?
Noooooooooooo
You are on Yea Forums to get noticed on an ylyl thread. So welcome to the degenerate club, kid.
Well, posting a picture that has already been posted isn't helping.
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
and helped he did
she was a bartender you silly man!
...
>SOME ONE POST THE DUMB ASS KNOCK KNOCK JOKES ESPECIALLY THE ONE WITH THE BEAR!!
y-yes, o-okay..
I want to spit roast James from Team Rocket. I want to fuck him in his face while Brock takes him in the ass. I want to feel his dick sucking lips wrapped around my hydro cannon as I deep throat him. I want it to be rough as Brock violently pounds him in the ass with his long, girthy onyx. I want his purple fem-boy hair to be tussled as his body quivers from the pleasure. I want him to orgasm before both of us, his body shaking like geodude had performed magnitude. I want him to continue taking it in the ass as he uses his lickatung on my water gun. I want Brock and I to cum at the same time, filling his fem-bod with our bubble beam like a cannoli. I want him to swallow my cum, begging for more, only to be dissappointed by the fact that he sucked me dry with his dream eater.
Thank you for cumming to my TedTalk
So that's how they do it
Thank you bro. I just pulled this one on my normie friend and he was like 'wtf?' So I wanna send him this
Classic
kys
But he such a good boy. He gon go to college!
Bald pussy just tastes better. Plus they never complain and take it with a smile
kek/10 troll of the two guys
jesus is lord
Fake and gay
Keked
that girl has a fat pussy
You don't say...
This is only funny to niggers
That's not how it works. Mortal sins are mortal sins. You can pray for forgiveness but it doesn't mean you will receive it.
actually, only the lowest one "clicks". bad metaphor
I too, did this to my friend. He was couldn’t figure it out on his own.
You will absolutely not receive forgiveness 100% of the time from an imaginary being.
would still bang. i dont get it.
kek'd in a long time
You will absolutely not feel teh vagene 100% of the time from imaginary waifu
Pwn the libs
All that build up for such a weak pay off
Not with that attitude.
you belong in a kys thread
When will Yea Forums duff up this ugly rapist?
Why haven't you killed yourself yet? Your family would be better off with you dead.
Might as well smoke some weed
May I introduce you to
kek
When will you get arrested for defaming a straight guy via forced memes because he rejected your Aids ridden advances and hooked up with a real female?
Never because it's not illegal to defame someone in the UK you twat.
Until you brexit, faggot, it is according to EU, pussy nigger
NIGGER
Alf nooooooooooooo
y?
No one better mess with/make fun of Denny, he is a bro.
Try and stop me four eyes.
Fuck off
Ooooh.... I'm shaking now.
lmao look at him go! dance white boy DANCE
Because you probably missed an AIDS pills regiment and havent fapped to 2babies1fox in over half an hour
Our apologies, but we do not stumble around in some drunken oogie boogie trance like the negro.
I thought you were going to report me? Come on you coward, I'm waiting for the cops to knock on my door.
fuck off randy
What the fuck is the girl on the left doing with her right arm?
Take your meds
I admit that im a pedophile
Jesus is lord
Kecky Becky.
Aww does a group of men in uniform mysteriously knocking on your door in the middle of the night remind you of that game you were forced to play with your dad and uncles? Is this why you cant understand why a swinging cock doesnt want you and actually wants pussy? Because daddy just stamped your forehead whenever he felt like it and now you had to face rejection for the first time?
it's wikipedia you dumb fucker double nigger
Says the obese incel who jerks off to gay midget porn so much that your right arm is deformed.
Slit your dirty brown wrists Paki.
I am a pedophile
I am a proud pedophile
Same homo
samefagging this hard
I've actually been here. Traveled 6 hours literally on a Friday and then left on sunday 6hrs back. The arch scurred me. Heights scare me. the negros all around put me on edge but the city was lit. Glad at least I went.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little "take your meds" thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the Videos. The “epic” medposting isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your Paki shitskin mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums telling some random person to "take his meds", Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic medposter NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday, wishing she could go back in time to tell your father to use a condom. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “take your meds paki”, even though you are a dirty fucking Paki and you should slit your wrists. You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A fat ugly waste of sperm laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be, so why not commit suicide?
How can I filter it out?
how do you shave your testicles this well?!
lmao at your pathetic schizophrenic life
Read it and commit suicide.
what are you doing
typical reply from an unhealthy guy
Lmaow. alll yall shall really kill ur selveses
jesus is lord
EVERYONE JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN. NOBODY KNOWS WHO THE FUCK IS WHO ANYMORE. SAMEFAGS SAMEFAGGING TROLLS FUCKING TROLLING TROLLS . CALM. THE. FUCK. DOWN. AND STOP BEING GIGANTIC FAGGOTS. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. BETTE MIDLER
lmao faggot
That dude. The fucking definition of manchild
rly? i thought he was for real thanks for explaining
Classic Denny
Hahahhah
and the ugly people losers is still going to lie and say dont cock block while try to hurt the awesome people and the attrative loser people and the ugly people losers is still everywhere and lie about being ugly and hurt people while being ugly like the ugly guys losers and beyonce
Shout out sean ranklin
old, fucked up teeth, shitty skin on the face
that was me this entire thread - worst ylyl in a long time... even by Yea Forums standards
this
can't believe I lost to this shit
Jesus is Lord
honestly, underrated post. pool tile swastikas
better yet, why don't we all follow his example?
Cant believe youre homosexicle
man, i'm so much cooler now than i used to be. i wish i still had friends.
fuck-off randy
NIGGA GET YOUR BLACK ASS OUTTA HERE
fuck off randy
You murricans all missed the joke.
,;..;;/;
...
....
what the fuck am I looking at here?
>correlation
>implying
>causation
I didn't think I'd be tapping it to anything on here today, but...
You spend hours every day on Yea Forums obsessing over this dude. Are you gay for him, user?
>sling some wiches
i lost.