Get me laid Yea Forums
Get me laid Yea Forums
Christian Bell
John Baker
,,uuuuhm wanna fuck then"?
Colton Nelson
Are you the weather because it is quite nice
Bentley Price
Hey. Wish the weather was as nice as your tits.
Robert Thomas
“Is it just me or is it humid in here”
“Whats your sign”
“Lets go sneeze on a toad”
“Ever thought about backpacking through Iraq?”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
And the ever popular “lets go back to my place and watch Ghost Stories”
Cooper Morris
"I want to rape my dog, again"
Easton Jones
My sides lol
Ultimate combo
James Torres
Send her this
Zachary Peterson
I want an bitch to peg me
Brandon Harris
Her reaction will be pic related.
Landon Ross
Your breasts look heavy...
Must be hard on your back..
Liam Fisher
Kek rolling dubs for this
Brody Collins
Reroll
Jeremiah Morgan
I wish I could unsee this.
Isaac Sanchez
Roll
Caleb Reed
"here's my boring and unorignal opener, do you want me to be more boring, or more unoriginal?"
gr8 job OP
Joseph Scott
"I'm gonna cut your limbs off"
Dominic White
This is the best.
Jonathan Sanders
"I'm gonna fuck your grandma into a coma"
Caleb Hughes
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, specifically Tits
Matthew Perez
I don’t suppose you know the number for Ordnance Survey… I want to tell them that I have discovered a sight of outstanding natural beauty