1) Must be within the age bracket of 18-36. If the woman exceeds this, she must submit herself for evaluation and accept any suggested surgical corrections. 2) Must have C-cup breasts or better. Breasts must not register at all on the ptosis scale. 3) Body fat percentage must not exceed 20%. 4) Must not be taller or heavier than her man. 5) Must not have unnaturally colored hair. 6) Must not have hair on her legs, under her arms, on her pubic region, or any location other than on her head. 7) Must be able to clean with efficiency and cook with enough skill to prepare specific dishes on demand. 8) Must adhere to a strict dress code set by her man, including nudity (if desired). 9) Should her man have friends over, she must cook, clean, and act as entertainment (if desired). 10) A woman should never complain or speak out of turn. Opinions are for men; women are for service.
>Yea Forumseta cucks will try to refute these laws or brainlessly insult the wisdom contained therein
Well it's one or the other, user. She either has eyebrows (cultivated too, and shaped) or she looks like Gollum
Jason Rogers
A woman's struggles are not my concern. She just has to conform with the laws. If she does not, she will be put up for review, and a bad review has unhealthy results.
So you're avoiding the question. Should women have eyebrows and eyelashes or look like a chemo patient?
Kayden Allen
White knight
Jayden Carter
So, who friend zoned you today?
Alexander Wilson
Both. I like my women emaciated yet hairy
Lucas Clark
The laws for OP:
1) Should Kill Himself 2) Could Kill Himself 3) Must inevitably Kill Himself 4) Has the option of Killing himself 5) Would be better off dead 6) could not hang with any woman or whore even if he attempts to pay for it 7) Is kindly invited to KILL HIMSELF
Thank god I'm not a sad fat amerilarp like you maga sissy bitch. How does it feel to live in a disease-ridden cesspool infested by niggers while your tv screams you're the best to your face all the time? Must be schyzoid to even attempt surviving in there.
Isaac Hernandez
OH NO NO NO
Lincoln Lopez
>assuming i'm amerimutt you mean schizoid?
Colton Williams
Is there enough room left in your third world toilet for the Muslim immigrants to shit in the streets, Eurotrash?
Logan Fisher
Check out this mental state. Shoot up your high school user. You know you want to. Hillary... Think about Hillary...
Chase Hernandez
this is the same mtf tranny that tried to shoot up his school but managed to get a low score
Owen Jenkins
Inch'allah brother shariah law is indeed the only law for women that can keep them pure and not offend men and Allah
Noah Hughes
Ahahhaha yes, the old muslim migrants larp by FOX news. It's so bad you never set foot off that pathetic hypercontroversial circus and you have no way to know that in Europe only Belgium and France (plus maybe Berlin) are enough nigger-ridden just like the US, and are universally despised just as you are.
I don't see a non-white face since March, if I remember correctly, and it was a properly suited black guy, aka a non-nigger.
I'm sorry you're american, you can't even know what you're missing. But stay right there, ok? We don't need your ridiculous tips.
You're the world laughing stock, and OP in particular is also a maga sad little sissy bitch. Actual whores would probably reject you even if paid double.
You can still remove your cancerous existance from this planet and go out in style instead of sucking niggerballs until your very last day. Consider the option, fat freakshow.
Kevin Miller
Nigger is a variant of negro, and just means blank person. If you black you a nigger.
Nicholas Price
Sounds like your average, everyday excuse made by a desperate, ebola-ridden expat who desperately tries to maintain his bereft culture in a vastly superior country, while ineffectually shitting on the world's political cornerstone.
Do you even realize how pointless and irrelevant every other country on earth is? America owns them - and by extension - YOU, you sad waste of space. Now stop biting the hand that feeds you and go back to your minimum wage job that you should be grateful to have, considering whatever trash fire you came from would not only have not afforded you that opportunity, but would have taxed your empty pockets in the name of an oppressive, hostile government.
Camden Rodriguez
So you're basically listing some passages of uncivilized version of sharia law?
Levi Bailey
based as fuck
Jackson Reyes
can you imagine unironically hating all black people
Elijah Wright
I much prefer flat girls
Oliver Sanchez
america is unironically the best country on earth, and if you disagree you can fuck off back to your unfree, weak shithole that we can conquer at literally any time we please
Luke Jackson
lol It’s not 1946
Ryder Gray
Now I have no doubts you're american! First thing you notice in their idiotic gaze is they're positive their country is the best in the world, while the only thing you're probably positive in is your soon to be done AIDS test. Shit happens when you take it in the back from niggers and spics so madly for so many years.
I could buy your sorry fat ass for pennies, and then sell you to a tranny-spic-jew negro with a passion for devastating dropouts and loser, it would only make me waste some more time. You've been unlucky enough already by being american, just ks so we all save some time, le56%.
Ayden Powell
sure buddy
Ian Reed
>we Stop taking pride in something you would not be able to actually partake in, it's a quite valuable advice in this shithole you're infesting.
Adrian Brooks
Cringe lord
Ryder Powell
It’s nothing about hate, it’s about the meaning of words.
If I hated niggers I’d call them turd golems.
Dylan Reyes
What's changed? We still have by far the strongest military and economy, as well as the most freedom out of literally everyone else
I take pride in my country because I love it enough to do so, if you are unable to feel nationalistic then that just means that your country is pathetic
Lucas Collins
What if I like small chests? What if I like women who are taller than me? What if I want her to die her hair? Its not that I refuse that "laws" but if she s my property, then I can treat her as I want to, and she can do whatever I allow her to do. So if I want her to break that "laws", There are any consecuences? Shouldnt be any, cause is what I want her to do, so she is still under my comands.
Joseph Green
>most freedom out of literally everyone else
I’ve never seen any freedom in America. Please provide evidence.
Matthew Reed
Guns
Gabriel Morgan
Guns are the opposite of freedom. Can’t have freedom if you’re dead.
Also North Korea have guns. Clearly guns aren’t freedom.
Jack King
Pretty sure the guy wasn't saying don't take pride in your country, he's saying don't take credit for something you wouldn't personally be a part of
Nathaniel Edwards
Maga hatters cannot read
Cameron Perez
Are you stupid?
Guns in civilian hands ensures the highest degree of freedom. The north korean people don't have guns, if they did then they would have overthrown the oppressive government by now.
Guns are necessary to ensure that an oppressive government like north korea never arises.
Nathan Myers
Obvious virgin is obvious
Robert Davis
Do this, so you can test your fantastic health service, you fucking pleb. I could literally cut off a limb and pay 0 to buy a prostethic one.
You don't get health service if you don't pay for it retard. Welcome to capitalism
Hudson Hill
Sucks for you, fattie. I can. You can't.
Nigger.
Hudson Wilson
I would recommend using any caliber bullet in the head as many times as needed, after this you literally won't be able to die ever again
Landon James
I vote, so I do feel at least partially responsible for positive and negative actions my country takes.
Brody Sullivan
Your votw counts literally less than 0, you don't have any individual achievements to point out. That's qhy you rely so heavily on your shitcountry. That's how bad you suck, fat mongoloid.
Still alive yet? If you don't own a gun at least you'll have a tiny bit of rope and a nearby tree to hang it on, don't you? Niggers stole those as well?
Gavin Richardson
Believe it or not, 1 vote does not equal 1 enemy killed
Charles Phillips
Alright, stick to your socialism. This is exactly what I mean when I say america is the freest place on earth right now.
Lincoln Rivera
unironic communists.
Votes do matter retard. That's how democracy works
Nicholas Jones
1 is bullshit because if its one thing user and I complain about. It's how disgusting a girls tits become because of a boob job.
Easton Cruz
If the US military really wanted to stage a coup, they would easily slaughter any civilians who tried to stop them.
Weekly school shootings aren’t freedom.
Zachary Bennett
Only one that's shit is is number 6. Maybe I like a little decoration down there. I personally like landing strips.
Logan Cox
Not in a two-party system with first-past-the-line voting and an electoral college.
Ayden Cruz
Poor political belonging evaluation apart, it's crystal clear you actually did nothing with your life and have no individual achievements to show.
Paaaathetic sissy nignog. End yourself.
Noah Hill
Sounds like incel faggotry to me but okay
Easton Bennett
The posts about voting were originally in reference to going to war and the like, of which voters have no say at all
Josiah Turner
I would also like to point out that Clinton won the popular vote but that didn't matter, so though I would agree that voting does matter at least a little bit you might want to take a step back and reevaluate to what degree the vote does truly matter
Gabriel Miller
valid responses I'll admit.
Voting does matter, it's just that sometimes the person who was elected did something wrong. That does make the people who elected him responsible for the actions he takes on behalf of the country, at least partially.
Daniel Garcia
True but the government has technology that makes guns useless.
Lincoln Wood
>Opinions are for men; women are for service.
>Implying most emergency services arent dominated by men
Blake Carter
>Comment too long. Click here to care.
Charles Kelly
that is because men are better at doing everything. even womens jobs.