The Laws For Woman:

The Laws For Woman:

1) Must be within the age bracket of 18-36. If the woman exceeds this, she must submit herself for evaluation and accept any suggested surgical corrections.
2) Must have C-cup breasts or better. Breasts must not register at all on the ptosis scale.
3) Body fat percentage must not exceed 20%.
4) Must not be taller or heavier than her man.
5) Must not have unnaturally colored hair.
6) Must not have hair on her legs, under her arms, on her pubic region, or any location other than on her head.
7) Must be able to clean with efficiency and cook with enough skill to prepare specific dishes on demand.
8) Must adhere to a strict dress code set by her man, including nudity (if desired).
9) Should her man have friends over, she must cook, clean, and act as entertainment (if desired).
10) A woman should never complain or speak out of turn. Opinions are for men; women are for service.

>Yea Forumseta cucks will try to refute these laws or brainlessly insult the wisdom contained therein

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Ultra Cringe.

Your code allows for women with beards.
Idiot.

Your head is not your face, you fucking mong.

Under 20% body fat for women in the age group you chose is considered unhealthy

...what part of your body is your face on?

Don't be a contrarian. My laws are flawless. You are being willfully ignorant.

So then by that logic, women shouldn't have eyelashes or eyebrows.

He doesn't love the thicc, only the sticc

Do these laws also apply to traps? Should we add a few more for traps?

Certainly not. Eyebrows especially are disgusting.

Oh so women should look like that creature from Die Antwoord?

No. Her hair is ridiculous.

>creature from Die Antwoord

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Well it's one or the other, user. She either has eyebrows (cultivated too, and shaped) or she looks like Gollum

A woman's struggles are not my concern. She just has to conform with the laws. If she does not, she will be put up for review, and a bad review has unhealthy results.

>incel thread?
>cringe thread?
why not both?

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So you're avoiding the question. Should women have eyebrows and eyelashes or look like a chemo patient?

White knight

So, who friend zoned you today?

Both.
I like my women emaciated yet hairy

The laws for OP:

1) Should Kill Himself
2) Could Kill Himself
3) Must inevitably Kill Himself
4) Has the option of Killing himself
5) Would be better off dead
6) could not hang with any woman or whore even if he attempts to pay for it
7) Is kindly invited to KILL HIMSELF

this pleases me

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The title says woman so does that mean only one woman is actually effected by these laws until her death then they apply to someone else?

Sometimes I like to fuck petite bitches. Sounds like they're gunna explode every time they take dick.

OP is probably listing the laws his mother had to follow, which is why it's in singular

Good luck kid

>pornwatching sadfuck manifesto

>2019
>still thinking women are equal
>hurr muh hilary

Rotflmao

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Thank god I'm not a sad fat amerilarp like you maga sissy bitch. How does it feel to live in a disease-ridden cesspool infested by niggers while your tv screams you're the best to your face all the time? Must be schyzoid to even attempt surviving in there.

OH NO NO NO

>assuming i'm amerimutt
you mean schizoid?

Is there enough room left in your third world toilet for the Muslim immigrants to shit in the streets, Eurotrash?

Check out this mental state.
Shoot up your high school user. You know you want to. Hillary... Think about Hillary...

this is the same mtf tranny that tried to shoot up his school but managed to get a low score

Inch'allah brother shariah law is indeed the only law for women that can keep them pure and not offend men and Allah

Ahahhaha yes, the old muslim migrants larp by FOX news.
It's so bad you never set foot off that pathetic hypercontroversial circus and you have no way to know that in Europe only Belgium and France (plus maybe Berlin) are enough nigger-ridden just like the US, and are universally despised just as you are.

I don't see a non-white face since March, if I remember correctly, and it was a properly suited black guy, aka a non-nigger.

I'm sorry you're american, you can't even know what you're missing. But stay right there, ok? We don't need your ridiculous tips.

You're the world laughing stock, and OP in particular is also a maga sad little sissy bitch. Actual whores would probably reject you even if paid double.

You can still remove your cancerous existance from this planet and go out in style instead of sucking niggerballs until your very last day. Consider the option, fat freakshow.

Nigger is a variant of negro, and just means blank person.
If you black you a nigger.

Sounds like your average, everyday excuse made by a desperate, ebola-ridden expat who desperately tries to maintain his bereft culture in a vastly superior country, while ineffectually shitting on the world's political cornerstone.

Do you even realize how pointless and irrelevant every other country on earth is? America owns them - and by extension - YOU, you sad waste of space. Now stop biting the hand that feeds you and go back to your minimum wage job that you should be grateful to have, considering whatever trash fire you came from would not only have not afforded you that opportunity, but would have taxed your empty pockets in the name of an oppressive, hostile government.

So you're basically listing some passages of uncivilized version of sharia law?

based as fuck

can you imagine unironically hating all black people

I much prefer flat girls

america is unironically the best country on earth, and if you disagree you can fuck off back to your unfree, weak shithole that we can conquer at literally any time we please

lol
It’s not 1946

Now I have no doubts you're american! First thing you notice in their idiotic gaze is they're positive their country is the best in the world, while the only thing you're probably positive in is your soon to be done AIDS test. Shit happens when you take it in the back from niggers and spics so madly for so many years.

I could buy your sorry fat ass for pennies, and then sell you to a tranny-spic-jew negro with a passion for devastating dropouts and loser, it would only make me waste some more time. You've been unlucky enough already by being american, just ks so we all save some time, le56%.

sure buddy

>we
Stop taking pride in something you would not be able to actually partake in, it's a quite valuable advice in this shithole you're infesting.

Cringe lord

It’s nothing about hate, it’s about the meaning of words.

If I hated niggers I’d call them turd golems.

What's changed?
We still have by far the strongest military and economy, as well as the most freedom out of literally everyone else

I take pride in my country because I love it enough to do so, if you are unable to feel nationalistic then that just means that your country is pathetic

What if I like small chests?
What if I like women who are taller than me?
What if I want her to die her hair?
Its not that I refuse that "laws" but if she s my property, then I can treat her as I want to, and she can do whatever I allow her to do. So if I want her to break that "laws", There are any consecuences? Shouldnt be any, cause is what I want her to do, so she is still under my comands.

>most freedom out of literally everyone else

I’ve never seen any freedom in America. Please provide evidence.

Guns

Guns are the opposite of freedom.
Can’t have freedom if you’re dead.

Also North Korea have guns. Clearly guns aren’t freedom.

Pretty sure the guy wasn't saying don't take pride in your country, he's saying don't take credit for something you wouldn't personally be a part of

Maga hatters cannot read

Are you stupid?

Guns in civilian hands ensures the highest degree of freedom. The north korean people don't have guns, if they did then they would have overthrown the oppressive government by now.

Guns are necessary to ensure that an oppressive government like north korea never arises.

Obvious virgin is obvious

Do this, so you can test your fantastic health service, you fucking pleb.
I could literally cut off a limb and pay 0 to buy a prostethic one.

Spare the reply, save time for kys.

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I couldn’t agree more.

You don't get health service if you don't pay for it retard. Welcome to capitalism

Sucks for you, fattie. I can. You can't.

Nigger.

I would recommend using any caliber bullet in the head as many times as needed, after this you literally won't be able to die ever again

I vote, so I do feel at least partially responsible for positive and negative actions my country takes.

Your votw counts literally less than 0, you don't have any individual achievements to point out. That's qhy you rely so heavily on your shitcountry. That's how bad you suck, fat mongoloid.

Still alive yet? If you don't own a gun at least you'll have a tiny bit of rope and a nearby tree to hang it on, don't you? Niggers stole those as well?

Believe it or not, 1 vote does not equal 1 enemy killed

Alright, stick to your socialism. This is exactly what I mean when I say america is the freest place on earth right now.

unironic communists.

Votes do matter retard. That's how democracy works

1 is bullshit because if its one thing user and I complain about. It's how disgusting a girls tits become because of a boob job.

If the US military really wanted to stage a coup, they would easily slaughter any civilians who tried to stop them.

Weekly school shootings aren’t freedom.

Only one that's shit is is number 6. Maybe I like a little decoration down there. I personally like landing strips.

Not in a two-party system with first-past-the-line voting and an electoral college.

Poor political belonging evaluation apart, it's crystal clear you actually did nothing with your life and have no individual achievements to show.

Paaaathetic sissy nignog. End yourself.

Sounds like incel faggotry to me but okay

The posts about voting were originally in reference to going to war and the like, of which voters have no say at all

I would also like to point out that Clinton won the popular vote but that didn't matter, so though I would agree that voting does matter at least a little bit you might want to take a step back and reevaluate to what degree the vote does truly matter

valid responses I'll admit.

Voting does matter, it's just that sometimes the person who was elected did something wrong. That does make the people who elected him responsible for the actions he takes on behalf of the country, at least partially.

True but the government has technology that makes guns useless.

>Opinions are for men; women are for service.

>Implying most emergency services arent dominated by men

>Comment too long. Click here to care.

that is because men are better at doing everything. even womens jobs.