Do we even really need to wipe? I was in the john at work yesterday and I took a dump. I then noticed we were out of toilet paper and I was too embarrassed to turtle walk and explain my situation to the janitor, so I just...got up, zipped up, and carried on with my day. Took a shower when I got home, blasted it all off with the stretch nozzle. Never had to touch it myself.
The thing is, nobody said a word. All my co-workers just carried on, blissfully ignorant, while I walked around with some secret under my pants. Because that's what it was. What, they're going to be smelling my butt like a dog? Nobody's the wiser.
So when did we get this idea that fecal matter on our hands, the hands we eat with, shake and high five, scratch our faces with, was preferable to fecal matter around our anus? I really don't mind if I have a dirty spincter under two layers of clothes. Much better than getting crap on my hand, under my fingernails, etc., if you think about it.
When your coworkers smells like shit do you usually make it your mission to let them know that they smell like shit?
Anthony Bennett
>fecal matter on our hands [...] was preferable to fecal matter around our anus? You're doing it wrong. The TP is supposed to be between your hands and anus and is not just there to clean your hands afterwards.
Cooper Wilson
I hope this is pasta because... gross. hopefully it originated as bait.
If you think it's gross, you must be a gay pussy nigger. Kys fag.
Isaiah Roberts
Well i mean when i think about it, i really think it's pretty simple to just pull your pants up, i mean it's really not that bad. It's not like anyone i work with is gonna smell my shit on my ass or anything.
Jose Edwards
OP here, I don't think it's like anyone would smell it or anything so how is it that bad, user?
Joshua Lee
not cleaning your ass is gay. what female would want to suck your cock if you have shit hanging off your ass. go live in the woods troll.
Justin Nelson
along with soap toilet paper is a milestone in the combat of human disease.
Jonathan Young
>So when did we get this idea that fecal matter on our hands was preferable to fecal matter around our anus?
OP confirmed Indian
Jace Lewis
Not if you paid for escorts like me.
Aiden Miller
Okay OP here, so what about how i wash my ass everyday after work? Doesn't that just fix it?
Matthew Smith
oh a "real" man. pardon me.
Benjamin Moore
daiper rash is not attractive. and people can smell it even if you think otherwise.
Isaiah Robinson
Yeah i pretty much think that washing my ass every night fixes the problem though so I'm really thinking it'll be fine if i just don't wipe my ass.
John Morris
Okay, so even if I'm very analytical? Nobody even said anything. And I'd know because i have a vigilant eye from all the social anxiety I've had and plus i think people like me pretty much at work. Also is anyone really gonna smell it? Like i said they're not gonna just sniff my asscrack or anything so why is it that bad?
Nicholas Edwards
They. will. defninetly. smell. it.
Cameron Taylor
>I walked around with some secret under my pants. I know that feel. Did you get an erection near female coworkers? Because I do, nothing hotter than secretly having shit stains in your pants or crust on your anus while a female is talking or just standing next to you. For me this started the same as for you. No paper at work's shitter, so I had to go without whiping. At first I was embarrased but I learnt to enjoy it during that day. Since then I allways leave the house with shit in my buttcrack, sometimes I leave huge chunks in their, because the fear of them falling down my leg on my shoe or the ground makes it even hotter.
Adrian Peterson
>Nobody even said anything you regularly tell people they smell bad? >social anxiety knowledgeable when it comes to social cues. >i think people like me pretty much at work. if they are being nice to you while you are smelling like shit they think you are mentally challenged.
Well no one said anything. I doubt they'd never tell me about the shitty smell in my buttcrack i mean seriously. I get all kinds of shit stuck in my ass today plus some dingleberries but i really don't think it smells. I could always test it out but i just don't think it matters. I mean if I'm at work I'm sure someones gotta tell me i smell like shit eventually right?
Lincoln Sanders
I could be like that one day.
Alexander Butler
you should collect your berries and keep them in a jar. remember dogberries?
Brandon Russell
That would be pretty sexy now that i think about it.
