Shittily drawn island survival thread

climb the tree, get a branch and some leaves and make a makeshift fishing pole

Play rock paper scissors, loser feeds their own fingers to winner.

drink some sea water

Eat sand till the brink of death

Examine own body. See if you have any injuries prior to turning up here

roll2

Stick ignited signal flare up ass

roll3

Kill yourself

Since we haven't gotten dubs yet ill accept 5-7

Spell out nigger with drift wood

roll4

roll5

Attempt to drown all other survivors on the island

WINRAR

Roll

Alright give me a minute.

Start chugging sea water because dehydration is fun.

Huh? Nigga I didn't win yet

Reroll

Actually over ruled

Shove that black box up ass

You manage to find enough driftwood to make a slight nigger sign
There also appears to be something in the water.
Dubs decides again.

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Rereroll

>Huh? Nigga I didn't win yet
this is OP he changed the rules

Swim out in hopes of shoving unknown object up rectum

Winrar

You decide that's kinda racist and erase it

One second...

Ok. Cool.

Take assessment of materials on island

use palm leaves to spell out "HELP"

Check out box

You get the object it appears to be a shard of metal.
Although you really want to shove it up your ass its much too big.
Dubs decides next action

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>samefagging this hard

roll2

WINRAR

roll3

roll4

This but pit it right above niggers, so it says "help nigger"

roll5

make a hook out of the piece of metal, get wood and leaves from tree to make a fishing pole

Grabs ass with one hand and manually widens asshole with whole hand and attempt to force it in at all costs

Check box and see if you can make fire

This man really wants shit up the guys ass

Inspect black box

Check'em

dubs decides

WINRAR

One second

Check box and make list of materials

Burry ourselfs to the neck into the sand on the beach and wait for the high tide

roll2

roll3

Get boner. Masterbate.

Inside there is a small knife and a tarp.
There was food but its all rotten by now.
Dubs decides next action.

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Already rolling for next update.

Make shelter. I think a storm is coming

Roll

chop dick off and eat it

Uses left hand to manually widen ass hole to an inhumane diameter in order to guarantee safe passage of entire black box. All its contents are left on the ground.

Rollo

Roll, let this misery end.

Snort all the waterlogged/ sloppy rotten food

Alright

Eat so much sand it brings us to the brink of death

You manage to build a small shelter with the tarp and the last bit of driftwood you could find
A storm appears to be rolling through.
Dubs decides what we do

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shove the knife in your dickhole

Use top of shelter to collect rain water

hope lightning doesn't hit the fucking tree that you retardedly built your tent against.
But it does, giving you a super power

winrar

Safely store rotten food up asshole for future consumption.

Alright

Before the storm arrives you make a small slump in the tarp for water.
The storm is still going.
Dubs decides next action.

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Hunches over inside the shelter and releases the massive shit he's been holding in since boarding the vessel that stranded him here

Eat so much sand we nearly die

Roll 2

shove sand up ass

Use knife the scrape bark off of tree

Get knife and go Rambo on some fishies

Roll 3

roll

Roll 4

Roll

B I G reroll

I'll roll once for this

Rollo

Use knife to cut asshole hair shorter.

Rollerino

The trips have spoken
Alright one second

holy moly check em

WinRAR

Kek

fuckin kek. after that make sure to appreciate your newly clipped butthole by shitting in the rainwater you collected

Pls dubs

You trim your ass hairs although it provides you with nothing.
The storm is almost done.
Dubs decides next action

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Use knife to go rambo on some fish

Summon the ghost of Abraham Lincoln to help

Great. Knife fuck the asshole now.

Dive and check if some stuf is underwater

Rereroll

Yey

ChECK'EM LADS

WINRAR
Afterwards look around for flint or something to start a fire so shit can be roasted for later consumption

You release a huge shit.
That's about it
That piece of metal is looking slightly more promising
Dubs decides next action

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We dry out the shit to use a kindling later

Grow an joint

shove shit back up asshole

use the metal to smear the shit into a coherent sentence: "OP is a fag"

Wut?

Forges the shit under the blazing sun to create the legendary poop knife

Winrar

Double dubs

Grow a marijuana

Alright fuck...

We dry out poop to use as kindling

Reroll, after that pride for poop forge raising the blade into the sky. Maybe pooplords will come

You attempt to grow joints.
But the sand prevents it.
Dubs decides the next action

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REROLL

Reroll 2

stick shiny metal object in pooper. ascend to the next level

We stab some fishies

Roll for sticking a piece of human shit back in the asshole

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Alright

fuck it OP you know you wanna fuck around with that shiny metal object. inspect it but smear your face with poop first

Roll. This fucker is going to die if we keep being autistic

Roll for this.

Winrar

Poop knife acquired
Theres a boat heard in the distance.
Dubs decides next action

Attached: Poop knife.png (1459x786, 42K)

I do

shove poop knife up ass

Widen asshole with left hand to an inhumane diameter and force old not poop knife up asshole handle first so far it can never be recovered for we do not have the science to recover it

Fuck. We need some fire. Rub sticks together like Jerry Sandusky jacking it to cp

Stick a tree branch in the fucking asscrack bitch nigger.

Roll

2nd

Go "spear" fishing but with poop knife

Roll.

Reroll

Reroll we need food guys he's getting the grumblees

Use sun and metal object to beam light towards ship

GIMMIE THEM DUBS

Roll

Roll!

Stab fish.

Rollo

Reroll gimme dubs

Reroll™

Rolling

Rolleroo

Roller

Rolling for this.

Reroll rerolling edition

Roll dubs plz

Rolll

Toss metal container as far as humanly possible out to sea

This.

roll2

roll3

Reroll.

roll3 part 2: check em

Reroll dubz plz

Roolll

Rereroll

WinRAR!!

Trips WINRAR

chekm

Alrighty

WinRAR

Inside the boat are some black guys armed with guns.
The nigger sign doesn't seem to please them much.
Dubs decides what we do

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Kek. I thought about that possiblity.

Tell them "I dindu nuffin"

Island user goes into a sudden psychotic episode and vores the black guys the combined weight rips a hole through the bottom of the boat

Roll

Double knife throw regular and poop knife

offer up asshole for the almighty BBC

Ah, Thinking ahead.
Good.

use the power of superior white dick to put the nogs in chains and make them pick cotton

Turn back to black dudes, close eyes and begin loudly praying to the anus gods. They answer our put prays and our pants drop then a otherworldly vacuum shoots from our asshole sucking in the black dudes

rr

Ask them nicely for a ride

kek winrar OP

Okay.
That seems reasonable.

tell them the sign says niger not nigger and that you love african culture

A vacuum comes from nowhere and vores the black guys. You are now fat.
The boat is to your disposal.

Attached: Fattass.png (1459x786, 42K)

lol
OP deliver, faggotto

a parachutting hippo lands on the island

roll

Sink the boat

SINK THE BOAT

Well shit guess we don't need to fish anymore

take the boat and look for surrounding islands

rollin rollin rollin

roll2

Tear apart boat and fortify shelter

roll3

roll 2

roll4

roll 3

roll

roll5

roll 4

dumb nigger wasted trips

fuckin scream for boat

There goes perfectly good trips

How to waste some nice trips, step 1

rollin'

lol forgot to link

Pray to the anus gods once more hoping for another anal vacuum to suck up the boat but instead a behemoth shit the size of two men erupts from your ass into the boat

roll6

>t. wasted dubs
Kek

reroll

Reroll

rollin

-ABRUPT RULE CHANGE-
Pentas are no longer derailing the thread

winah

Alrighty.
I don't know how to draw a hippo so bear with me.

what are pentas?

Pack up your things and try to take the boat to safety

Reroll corp

T R I P S

rolling for packing supplies into boat

A hippo is parachuting down.
It doesn't look to pleased.
Dubs decides next action

Attached: Hippo.png (1459x786, 44K)

just go on google images and paste it on the drawing

hippo devours man

God dammit.
Ok overwriting the hippo thing

Rape the hippo

Stealth fuck the hippo

FUK DEM SEMI-PERFECT QUADS

vore hippo

Rerollerino

Destroy boat

rerooooll

Ok should I overwrite the hippo or no.
Because usually ill have trips overrule dubs

roll2

overwrite

Alright

i am the hippo guy. I understand that the earliest thing should overrule the next one. Do as you please, anyways, OP.

overwrite

it's been decided already, but dubs have spoken regardless

I second this

Get in boat and do some sick ass stunts while screaming "git-r-dun"

youtu.be/-ObD534vj3A
.

Congrats

You shit out the 2 men
The boat is still there
Dubs decides the next action

Attached: Shit.png (1459x786, 42K)

You spot a bottle on top of a palm tree and see there's a letter inside

stop shilling for this cringe-tier, shitty youtube channel, you massive faggot. Here is a dislike

reroll

Roll

Prebyterian missionaries appear on a 16th century boat

roll

get in the boat and explore nearby

Decides that wasting is bad and eats the two man sized shit

roll2

Rollo

rollin

roll3

rlll

roll4

Forges the massive shit under the raging sun into full body armor and creates a boat out of the remaining shit

WINRAR

Roll

Winrar

Kek winrar

wineh

Alrighty

All three dubs at once?

Speak of the dubs

eat your shit

You find a note in a bottle atop the tree
Note in next pic.

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ffs OP. Just follow the first dubs, if not this is gonna die off bc it turns boring

Roll

Rerolling

Well shit
Dubs decides next action.

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Look I understand this is boring but im not under control of what people put
Im just waiting for someone to say satanic ritual or something

Satanic ritual or something

Rolling

Destroy boat, use it to fortify shelter

roll 2

RollingTM

Kek. Well played sir.

We stab some fish

paint a jpg of steve buscemi on the piece of paper

rollerino

Roll 4 dubz

Sink boat. Ram turd into head killing him instantly

pls

rolling

final roll

Rollll

Take the motor off the boat and use it as a fan because the island is hot

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take the boat and go see what you can find

Ok

i am just saying you could follow the dubs that come up first.

Rololololol

rollerino

roll2

make a Satanic ritual after you are finished with the bottle message

Steve buscemi is on the paper
GOINTHEBOATALREADYDAMMIT

Attached: Steve buscemi.png (1459x786, 48K)

Forbidden dubs

roll3

Destroy boat, fortify shelter

aaaaaaand now

rollo

Build a poopcastle

not gonna happen is it?
reroll

I just want us to be safe in case of attacks

reroll

or large hailstorms

get in the boat and search for 3rd world country

reroll

Sink boat

Build a poop man and name him Wilson

WINNER¡¡

Nope. Get in boat put on sunglasses and cruise away all cool and shit

Roll

DUBS CONFIRM!!1!

WILL OP DELIVAH!

Okay

we cruisin

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Boat intermission.
Go ahead and meme until we arrive somewhere
Trips can decide if something happens during the drive

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Turn back around, destroy boat, fortify shelter

not even close

Fuck, that was though

Turns out Earth was flat all along and the boat goes over the edge

drink seawater

this

Roll

rollerino, my amigo

Rolll>

sieg roll¡¡

Rollz

roll

Rollll

Ghost from MW2 sinks the ship and confirm kills the protag, next seen starts with him falling into Hades

Ladies and gentlemen, we got a WINRAR

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ISLAND LOCATED
it appears to be full of niggers
Dubs decide what we do. Or if we look for another island.

Attached: Island located.png (1459x786, 10K)

Rollza. We got to before the 404

reroll and also scene*, retard

roll

Flip off island, sail back to first island, destroy boat, fortify shelter

roll2

rape 'em

This motherfucker really wants the damn house fortified.

Roll...

damn boi, u got dem dubz n shiet

Uh. You sure? I don't think its gonna turn out as well as you think it will.

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convert them to scientology

well I gotta see what happens now

roll for trips

Alright give me a minute...

fuckin ROLL FOR TRIPS

This nigga is somethin

It really is and should have been our priority from the start

>t. autist

roll

Fort upgraded had to redraw the island, It also appears the nigger sign is gone.
Dubs decides next action

Fuck forgot pic

Attached: Fort.png (1459x786, 10K)

Dig moat around upgraded fort

rollll

Fuuuuck

make rock hard shit tools

Wow are you having fun, user?

Not good at drawing holes so heres a half assed moat
Dubs blah blah blah

Attached: Moat.png (1459x786, 10K)

rerollll

Legion of ocean warriors walks onto the shore, initiating tower defense scenario

Forge godness armor from bigass shit

roll2

some good that moat will do against the ocean warriors

8

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Dive to check if u derwater niggers are there

roll again

No

dubs is dubs

make poop axe

Refuckingroll

roll2

give 444 rolling

final roll

Tsunami ends this madness before being pruned

Roll