1. People just post the same unfunny shit every day

We just need to WRECK SOME MORE SHIT. Who should we target next?

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we should raid [s4s]

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That's not specific enough. You need to focus all your weaponized autism on ONE namefig for months.

If there is no point to this board, then there is no point to Yea Forums. ^s4s^ is the essence of Yea Forums.

dats nod how u hab fun
ull.neber feel fulflell'd liek dat
dond worrye, ill show u how ids done

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Go on then. Show us right now!

We're all retarded here, and if you can't accept that, then you are even more of a fucking dunce than us, which is actually pretty impressive in a way. So why don't you just stay where you came from instead of needlessly complaining about like the scum you are

You can't stop us from complaining. It bothers you way more than it bothers us.

wlell
im busye rite nowe............. later dough i promise

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Could you give a rough time estimate of when you'll be able to show us what a MASTER POSTER does on [s4s]?

I am also very interested in your techniques, Mr. Doremi

Mr. Doremi-man SENSEI.

WHY DON"T YOU STOP NEEDLESSLY COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE NEEDLESSLEY COMPLAINING?????? HUH?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll keep this thread bumped until Doremi-man shows up how to post for real.

wlell food's cookign...
personlely i wanna... draw better sso i cam maek [s4s] rly shine but i find dat... da top forms ob postign r da 1s dat r... kinda simlelar tto youtube poops. if dat maeks cents.... deres alot ob diffemerent kinds ob styles u cud aim ffor... but if u cam maek urslelf laugh wid wut u post den ur problely doign a goo jaw... ids a goo opportunity tto sharpen ur wit ann demand a certain qualelty tto postign. dats wut id wuz liek ffor me when i caem tto [s4s]. da standards flelt alot higher! liek u had tto rly put thought intto ur posts... bury art-house-y type ob feel... liek u gotta rly brign ur all into id. a supportib atmosphere loleso encourages moar... ids y u'd wanna b nice as oppose'd tto r*de. hlelpign eachudder up is better den draggign eachudder dowm, 'cuz u'd b draggign urslelf dowm tto... ann dat jus doesnd feel bury goo in da end... id maed me wanna k*ll myslelf when i dint nno wut beign nice wuz lole about. u'd wanna aboid l*wd ann r*de stuffe in generlel. cuz ids low-qualelty behabior u'd expect from low-qualelty boardse.. sum l*wd ann r*de is fine ob cours, eben i udderstan dat, as long as ids funnye...
dis kinda stuffe isnt funnye. id jus comes off as rly lame. in generlel u'll wanna hab da star ob da showe b da meme nod da namefig... dond act liek ur from /r9k/ or Yea Forums, act liek ur g*d. u hab a ton ob materilel tto work wid- from all sorts ob mediums from cartons tto amine tto bideo gams tto mobies ann teebee showse ann real life ebents ann household appliences. a rly easye way ob habing somethink be interestign is tto juxtapositiom id wid somethink lelse. udderstandy improv problely hlelps tto. i dond ddo improv bury wlell myslelf but sometiems ull wanna ggo along wid a joek ann sometiems ull wanna b a straightman/ladye... deres loleways dat 1 girl dats 100% straightladye... u cam b cleber wid dere comments or jus ignore dem if dere rly insistent on nod habing fun.

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>if u cam maek urslelf laugh wid wut u post den ur problely doign a goo jaw
i laugh at my own posts all the time so mission accomplished
>dats wut id wuz liek ffor me when i caem tto [s4s]. da standards flelt alot higher
yeah but you came here and everyone left, dumbass
>a supportib atmosphere loleso encourages moar
not when everyone on the board sucks donkey dick at making anything unique, funny or interesting (including you)
>dis kinda stuffe isnt funnye. id jus comes off as rly lame.
i think it's really REALLY REALLY funny. maybe you're too socially retarded to get the joke LOLE

dubs! wooh!
dubs! wooh!
dubs! wooh!
dubs! wooh!

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***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is nice board".

2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel/toplel/topkek/kek
newf*g >>> fig newton

3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.

4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.

5. bump the current kek thread to make it the most replied thread in existence, and to keep keks at the top of all keks.

6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET

7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example if they post #lewd and say mean things, or if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or if they hate on nelson mandela or privilege. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)

8. this board is owned in joint by gippo dudee, le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two, and gippo dudee shall remind you of his ownership daily.

9. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge, it can work with you!

10. on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before. try to take part in these and be prepared

11. dubs, check em.

that's all :^)

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this would have been funny if the atmosphere during the time it was made was still here but it's not
you said yourself [s4s] sucks now so i don't get your point
go fix it if you believe in yourself so much

dond put wordse intto my mouf~! i dond eben nno u! taek me tto dinner at lease!

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>dats wut id wuz liek ffor me when i caem tto [s4s]. da standards flelt alot higher! liek u had tto rly put thought intto ur posts

are you assuming i'm acting in bad faith mr. doremi? i'm attempting to have a serious conversation on what you find wrong with my posting style and i know none of the other... *ahem*... NICEposters will ever agree to that.

who r u quotey?
but yea! ids rly easye! sso long as ur nod deeplely disturb'd or anythink... dats my adbice! ill put in a effort tto ann loleso support any1lelse dats tryign... if ids rly nice oc den deres nno feely force'd tto support anythink!

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what are you even talking about? being forced to support something??? you mean you don't have to be nice or whatever if you do something funny?

if a post is rly rly hi qualelty peoplel wlell naturlely flock tto id! dey wont feel force'd tto support id!

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well people seem to love my posts and they're really fucking rude so what's the problem with that?

wut ddo u meme? dat peoplel bully u?

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good post i r8.10
cutie pretty plz odd fortune plz
des it

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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no my posts are the antithesis to everything you and other """nice"""posters say i should do. i bully people. i impersonate them. i draw out the drama to the EXTREME. making clowns of people is the only thing left on [s4s] worth of value. better a circus than nothing at all.

double dubs

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for you quick poster

oh oh i remember
IT REPRESENTS MANY UNIVERSAL CONSTANTS, MATHEMATICAL CONCEPTS, ESOTERIC PHILOSOPHIES AND DUALITY/TRINITY/GOD
good ass meme

dublel dublels! wooh!
wlell dond ddo dat. i dond thing dats a circus i thing ur jus playign ring a round da rosie wid j*rks. ids nod a circus, ids moar liek smol girlse getty upset at da performers ffor beign sillye... dond ddo dat! ids bade ffor u ann jus isnt bury fun ether. jus try tto b nice insted insted ob p*ssimistic life-faily. dats wut lolemost maed me taek my own life! sso dond ggo down dat saem road...

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dubs! wooh!

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The type of shitposting this board is notorious for is the essence of Yea Forums, yes. But like the molecule is the essence of the physical world, it must be combined and ordered so it may become something of value, i.e. shitposting on a specific topic.
It needs structure, it needs a direction. There is no direction on this board. But that's why you and I are here because we enjoy that, and OP apparently doesn't.

digits

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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>ids moar liek smol girlse getty upset at da performers ffor beign sillye
i only make fun of the people that aren't being silly, like you and triangles. you're both dead serious about everything you say and you become upset at the slightest thing. making fun of you leads to an incredible amount of drama.
>dats wut lolemost maed me taek my own life! sso dond ggo down dat saem road
i just don't see how this is possible. you're probably attributing something else going on in your life to saying mean shit to people on Yea Forums. shitposting wasn't what made you almost take your own life but since it's all you did all day you thought that's what caused it.
you have to understand that i don't know anyone here other than on a superficial level. why should i get to know anyone on the worst board on Yea Forums on a personal level? i have better shit to do. you know how the classic saying goes: "get a life"

i dond thing alot ob dat is tru... i rly thing u shud lurk moar 'cuz [s4s] is da bestest board

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Bro, you just posted CRINGE!
>Bro, you just posted CRINGE!
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>Bro, you just posted CRINGE!
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>Bro, you just posted CRINGE!
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>Bro, you just posted CRINGE!

been here longer than you
please try to give it some actual thought rather than dismissing it because i said some mean words. is pretending to have happy fun play time on [s4s] really the hill you want to die on?

who r u quotey..?
i am nnod dat.... pls try tto b nicer insted ob r*de... ffor ur hlelth

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>pls try tto b nicer insted ob r*de... ffor ur hlelth
i already said it doesn't matter. i'm not you. i'm not a NEET that spends all his time with pretend friends on Yea Forums and discord. i only come here to instigate drama when i'm bored.

I'm quoting myself, but thank you for asking. I'm sorry for the confusion.

.> >8015638
when it happens look back and think: "what did i do to deserve this"

youtube.com/watch?v=D8M8I2SYEiA
pls dond b afraid ob findy da hlelp u kneed... were here ffor u...
u cud jus... say id normlely...

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i know what you're trying to do but no one else will notice. all they'll see is you acting like an overly dramatic idiot. your shtick is a failure. i respond the way i do to reinforce that notion.

guys i found funy video

youtube.com/watch?v=BeyEGebJ1l4 Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Video)

what a bitter husk of a 'person', you must be completely miserable to be like this

>sage

Announcing sagy is angainst the rulels

>i only come here to instigate drama when i'm bored.
that's gonna be a big yikeronies from me dawg

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

DUCKROLL'D AGAIN

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you may deny it but we all know this is triangles. no matter how much you might try to cover it up or deny it you still know i'm able to find you. you know it IN YOUR HEART.

chcekd

ebil triplels! wooh!

#addiction #recovery #drugfree

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how are you even supposed to respond to that? "HAHA YEAH YOU GOT ME"? no, then the terrorists win..... "NO I'M NOT"? but he still knows...

Anyone here got a mic

i'm just doing the epic circus thing calm down bro haha #clowningaround #clownworld

can you deny in your heart you're dead inside? youre the kind of guy that abuses small animals and gets off to snuff porn so don't come at me with that bullshit

the fact that you're taking this so seriously is what makes it funny. i don't think you or anyone suffering is funny, i think it's funny when you make an ass of yourself. if you just ignored me or stopped taking some random board on Yea Forums with like 5 people active at all times so seriously it wouldn't affect you. if you just stop pretending and admit you're here because you're lonely and desperate then i'll leave forever. it's no longer funny after that.

says the guy writing paragraphs and spending his free time upset
Cry harder :^)

Regularly posting on Yea Forums as a whole is an admission of loneliness and desperation, user.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

i'm choosing to take it seriously in this thread because i want to get to the heart of the NICEposter. i want them to admit what they really are. i want them to admit that it's about making the best of your unfortunate situation of being a gigantic fucking loser and ignoring how little you actually like each other. if even one of you had the humility to admit that i'm done. we could even sweep it under the rug never to be seen again. i'll never link it. i won't do ANYTHING if any of you straight up say "i'm a loser".

xD
he kerps respoendin'

you're seeing this from your perspective, and from your perspective everyone is a loser that does nothing but post here all day. SURELY if you go on this website then you must be just like me?? i just come here occasionally because i'm intruged (and because it's funny).

laddies u shud stop fighty
wee're all frens here member?

now b niece

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Is that what you tell yourself? Because that's what I tell myself too.

are you one of doremiposter's twitter friends?

Not him but that's how it always starts. And then when it gets worse than that, that's when they start actually posting. And when they start actually posting, that's exactly what they say, because they're in denial.

No one who posts on Yea Forums has a life. There are people of the kind you claim to be, but they're all lurkers without exception, and never post.

bruh you getting baited and don't even realize

wlell said fren!
*hugse u *

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i'm cwoosing do dage id seriouslely in dwis dwread because i wand do ged do dwe weard of dwe NICEposder. i wand dwem do admid wwad dwey realellely are. i wand dwem do admid dwad id's aboud maging dwe besd of your unfordunade siduadion of being a gigandic fucging leloser and ignoring wow leliddlele you acdualellely lelige eacw odwer. if even one of you wad dwe wumilelidy do admid dwad i'm done. we couleld even sweep id under dwe rug never do be seen again. i'lellel never leling id. i won'd do ANYdwING if any of you sdraigwd up say "i'm a leloser".

dubs! wooh!

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no? admittedly i've been on here a lot recently because i have nothing better to do. i start at my new job in two weeks so i have way too much free time right now.
i've been on Yea Forums since 2013. tell me when i'll stop having a life?
i know exactly what you're doing LOLE

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nod rly
i jus rly liek doremi ann da draw-ys ffor reactpics

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>nod rly
so you are... but not really? did you find him on twitter?

>i've been on Yea Forums since 2013. tell me when i'll stop having a life?
you did

not them but you should work on that impression. concepts decent but it needs polish

DIS 1'S SSO GOODE!!11

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i didn't notice.

cope

polish is piss language

have sex

I foudn about da doremifigs thru |s4s|
i don't eben hab twitter lolle

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ummm.....fren u problely rly wanna try tto b nicer insted.. if we were nod on [s4s] alot moar peoplel wud b pointign out ur behabior... ann problely b alot r*der about id... ids rly easye fren. dis is slelf-improbement ann fun board!

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i'm sorry to say this but you're a living breathing psyop

>i -i don't take this seriously!
>i-i'm taking this seriously but just this once guise!

This can't be real, whst a knucklehead

i love scarf doremi!

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that word means something other than you think it does

I have a social life outside of here too. And I come here for a laugh, to discuss shit on various boards. That association with this places makes me a loser by default. I've got a job, a girlfriend, group of close friends. I'm still more of a loser than someone in a similar position who DOESN'T post on Yea Forums, for the simple fact that I spend my time here instead of twitter or reddit.

>if we were nod on [s4s] alot moar peoplel wud b pointign out ur behabior
yeah, and that would be funny
>ann problely b alot r*der about id
yeah, and that would be funny
>dis is slelf-improbement ann fun board
according to google this is a board for posting dank memes
i'm trying to get in the mindset of the mysterious niceposter. know your enemy and all that.

wut's a psyop?
wut ddo u mean?

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i fucking love reddit and i'm not afraid to admit it
a psychological operation. an attempt to influence and trick the mind. you are part of the DOREMI PSYOP.

ok maybe "fucking love" was too positive they can be really annoying

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

he keeps responding!
xDDD
what a chump!

you are a nigger and with a mental disease. if you kill your self that will be a good contribution to the world. you make us feel sick. pls die soon

why do you take off your name all the time are you embarrassed of the triangles/delta legacy?

who wouldn't be lol

dubs! wooh!
i rly love ur transparichi witchis
dubs! wooh!
pls dond swer
polar bear

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dubs confirm! LOLE!

Im parte ob da DOREMI PSYOP?!

cut dubs

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i'm going to gift u/gutsybird one bazillion reddit coins
sorry to say buddy. you should get out while you can.

dubs! wooh!
dubs! wooh!

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you legit think everyone is him
i'm done poking you now anyway retard, put the yoh in the basket and buhbye

i'm bored now. BACK TO R*DDIT!

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I'm going to give you a pass on that user, because you're fighting the good fight here.
It's really not that good, though. Subreddits get just as stale as the other boards, just as hiveminded, just as stupid. Maybe reddit is good for niche things, but not much outside of that. Discussion on Yea Forums is just as worthless as discussion on r/television, it's just that r/television has a shiny corporate veneer.

LOLE saeed i JUST remembered a nice moment we have FOR SOME REASON. i was trying to trick you into my car so i could crash it and kill you and then you were all like "cam we play dis doremi music id goes bubububu bububububu bUBUBUbububUBUBU" and that was cute as SHIT. GOD IT WAS CUTE THERE WAS A SOBBING BABY AND I WAS LIKE AWWWWW I DON'T WANT TO KILL HIM NOW (FOR ABOUT FIVE SECONDS). that was great wasn't it?
all of the popular subreddits suck, yeah.

CAN YOU IMAGINE DRIVING YOUR CAR INTO A CLIFF WALL AND AT THE LAST MOMENT YOU NOTICE THERE'S A SOBBING BABY SINGING ALONG TO BUBUBUBU GOO GOO GA GA DOREMI MUSIC? YOU WOULD REGRET IT SO HARD!!!

tsod

BUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBU BUBUBU UBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBU BUBUBUBUBU *baby drooling noises*
CAN YOU LINK THE SONG? IF YOU REMEMBER? PLS

The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the Yea Forums board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the Yea Forums interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

> or if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex
This ends the doremiposter go back to

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haha le funny ironic respond am i being funny haha

qahaha lol'd hard

xD ikr

Alright, I'm done laughing.

Honestly OP, I don't have the time or word count to list all the ways you are wrong. Suffice it to say that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the Yea Forums board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

i'm joking.
I come here cause it's fun. I honestly couldn't give a shit about being nice, but I play along because it promotes creativity. Doremi poster, whether he knows it or not, is one of the most skilled and devoted trolls online. And he uses that completely contrary to what's been seen previously. This whole place has taken Yea Forums, parodied it, flipped it upside down, and baked it into a small foreign pastry.
If you don't understand that, well maybe it's because you're not supposed to be here. you sneak in with paranoids like me because reddit makes me have a name. If you want somewhere with quality content you can relate to, go somewhere with accountability.

Also 2013 was not that long ago.
>be me
>2013
>First year engineering uni
>second semester
>first semester not so good
>shouldn't a taken 18 credits
>shouldn't a taken all those drugs
>qt3.14smolbobs.jpg
>me/her/bf go2da|
>get pizza first
>can't bring in the zza
>try next bar
>closed
>back at dorm
>eat pizza & drink beer
>they leave
>check Yea Forums
>go to bed
Quoting my 21st bdbtw.

jesus christ how can smart people be so retarded

I have transcended the need to make posts that are "funny" or "interesting" or "worth reading".

Your fortune: Good Luck

What does "intruged" mean?

>Maybe reddit is good for niche things
Not really. ALL subreddits (sorry, "communities") are hiveminds. That is the nature of reddit.

>Doremi poster, whether he knows it or not, is one of the most skilled and devoted trolls online
he's really not, a troll wouldn't share shit like this: archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/7507310/#7508418
too risky
sorry spelling mistake i meant intrigued sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry...
sometimes that's exactly what you want

The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the Yea Forums board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the Yea Forums interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

YOU TOO can post on the interface - greasyfork.org/en/scripts/40138-s4s-interface