ITT: Anons poorly describe vidya. Anons guess

bounce into space until you can splatter your 10 year old guts on the sidewalk because the rest of the game is retarded

LOL
Shadow of the Colossus.

Bingo!

Okay, here's one:

>Shitty Dad Simulator 2010

Happy Wheels?

Yea Forums: The Game.

Help 3 fucking noobs to not die in a zombie apocalypse

>your life

Lerft Fer Derd 2.

After school club fails psychology 101

yes
(or the 1)

Pretty good guess actually, but no.

Hint 1:
>Origami

Dead giveaway to anyone who played it.

>heavy rain ?

Farcry 3

Chad goes to the jungle to get sick tats and cuck some faggot with a mohawk

Yep!

mothafucking altered breast

You're not supposed to put the answer in the post, we're supposed to guess.

>Beat the shit out of stereotypes.

Nigger gonna nig

Wasn't she mohawkBro's sister tho

Ethnic Cleaning
GTA San Andreas

>building castles with ragheads

Yahtzee!

>Top-down indie murderfest with masks.

Hotline Miami

>Hint 1:
>>Origami
You mean Origarmi

rise from your grave
youtube.com/watch?v=2Yt1k2YyDCs

Hot line Gay 2, wrong chamber

Dad issues

Is that you Nahman?

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>you kill your whole family

shower with your dad simulator

Tend bar
Chop wood
Have a threesome
Shit my pants

This one :
did you see a black car ?

Lucius

And this one :
lydia, piece of shit

FINE! Too easy.

>Solve puzzles with lasers
>Are you human or a robot?
>Don't climb the tower.

>Choices didn't matter after all. Just red, green, or blue.

>Polyester sleaze

>>"have you seen a little girl, short black hair?

skyrim?

Mass effect 3

yep.

Older Papers The Fifth: SpaceEdge

>E-A-U-E

Yarp

Leisure Suit Larry

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Octodad?

rolling staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttttttt

Wrong

>Japan being attacked by a bunch of street gangs in buetiful and creative ways
>theres a guy whos called corn

Farenheit / Indigo Prophecy

Jump'n shoot
pewpewpew LEMONS

megaman

Sounds like faggot talk for Megaman.

>this.

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Leisure suit, yes!

>Cast spells with music.
>People turn into swans.

RDR2?

>Pink water

Little yellow niggers do all the work but you have to feed them tomatoes

Portal / Portal 2

Pikmin?

>GTA San Andreas was meant for

>explore space in custom ship layout
>soft lock if you eject yourself from ship
>fire extinguishers provide thrust
>you're actually a robot

yes

...lemmings?

ksp ?

Oh shit correct

1/4 correct, try again

>Get paycheck
>Cash paycheck
>Buy milk

The LEMONS kinda gave it away.

Throw opponents off screen

Euuh
Euugh
MEIN LEBEN
MEIN LEBEN
MEIN LEBEN
Eughh
Pewpewpew

Postal / Postal 2

the absolute state of linux gaming

Not that user, but I was gonna guess FTL I guess not though.

Green niggers in spaaaace

Nope, Planet Blupi tbh

Nope, it's an indie.
Hint:
>limnal drive

>plastic instrument
>songs are harder ingame than on a real instrument

Not guitar hero

Oh that one's a giveaway. Rodina

Way too easy

Heavy Rain

> get a blood transfusion
> have an HIV induced fever dream about giant invisible tentacle monsters, a perpetually pregnant spider, and a baby.

Officer Hardass is chasing you!

Easy Tetris

Heroin hero
youtube.com/watch?v=uBVkk5rW0lw

smash

As a real guitarist, can I just say, this triggered me.

KSP

The OG. Wolfenstein.

Correct
>You are a robot
>Robot can change gravity at any point
>Robot can also shoot

Kirby all stars

Is that Road Rash?

Yeah, was trying to come up with something that didnt give it away.

Another game:
>"all units"
>"All Units"
>"ALL UNITS"

>Take pictures
>Become lesbian
>Destroy home town

Metalstorm!

Life is Balls.

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life is strange

Yessir

Deadrising

Yep!

one harder :
The character is speechless

Too easy

Portal?

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I'll give that a point for the memes

Fable 2

Ratchet and Clank

Obviously. Even the Rocksmith shit is cringy af

90% of FPS

I'll guess Half Life

The Talos Principle

Half life

no, it's a fps

correct

Eternal Darkness sanity's requiem?

>all units
>All Units
>ALL UNITS

>4 people
>one killer
>4 people need to escape
Hard one

still not found.
Tips : talk rice niggers to the rice niggers

Correct! I love that game.

Lord of the ring ;Return of the king: the video game?

If it's not Friday The 13th, I know the other one, but I don't remember the name.

You're on the right track

Dead by Dawn?

death by nightlight

Dead by Daylight?

So close!

Yes!

I meant Dead by Daylight. I'm high as fuck. Shut up.

One old one :

easy left baby
overjump

I've been thinking on this one hard, and even with that hint I got nothing LMAO

Is it a popular one?

>Greek name
>CIA mind control game
>vectrex, arcade booth
>causes epilepsy
>may not have even existed

>yellow spikey hair
>Huge sword
>Big tittie girl
>Big nig mr t

yes, and the last one is delayed

Mah nigga. Polybius

Correk

POLYBIUS

holy fuck, I haven't thought about that in forever

Last Dream 10 - 3

daytona

sega rally

classic sega in the house tonight!

Chrono Trigger

Polybius

yep, win

>monika
>poems
>shadman
>monika

DDLC

>$6k of DLC

OH! OH! Does someone's father need avenging by any chance?

JUST MONICA

Doki Doki Literature Club

yep

Incest simulator

>You're a doctor
>Hit bees with a stick
>When you die you technically don't die

>3 dudes
>ones wife getting fucked by a tennis player
>white old dude of the three tears down his house
>turns out it was actually a fucking druglord's house
>steal watches
>rinse repeat, but different need for money

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for NES

Okay, I'll leave it to see if anyone else gets it, but I got you now.

>no volumetric lighting
>you're the only person who can do anything
>so many fetch quests
>makes you want to throw your computer out the window
>no fov slider
>cannot disable headbob
>its a modern game

First two lines

GTAV

>Be me
>Professional pumpkin plumber
>Travel around an eccentric lady's house beating up her servants and stealing shiny objects

Kek. Close

>be a alien bitch.
>gain powers like turning into a ball
>shoot to open doors
>lose the suit
>the first one.
It's old now.

Secret of Mana

[it's FF7, obviously]

>>FF7

METROID

I got it damn it. I even answered in the most autistic way I could think of.

Damn you got it. Good job user.

Hint: Bethesda

Destroy all humans

fallout

RAGE 1

Rage 2? Haven't played it but it's their latest title, and it looks like a pile of dogshit.

Yakuza

Age of empires

Fallout has volumetric lighting.
Bingoe
Havent played it because 1 was terrible

Banjo kazooie

I wanted to like it. I really did. But it was just so damned boring.

Prey

>
>1 was terrible

Yeahhh, it's a shame. It had such potential. Interesting world, John Goodman, Jesse Pinkman played it in that one Breaking Bad episode, etc.

>everything crashes this game
>made in Assembler program language
Hint:
>blue house skip

"A man chooses. A slave obeys."

Trying this one :
Hey cctv

Manhunt

Biocuck

nope

Halo wars

Yes

Amen to that. So goddamn boring. Got nauseous after a bit. Launch params make it better, but no volumetric lighting kills it outright and you dont get a flashlight.

Command and conquer

AYY SOMEONE GOT IT FINALLY

watch dongs

>when the autism finally pays off

Man, I had no clue on that one, and I loved that game as a kid.

unparalleled autism

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>be Swedish
>have mohawk
>get shot in ass

Eat a dick shitbag let anons like games

close, stay stealth

Mercenaries 2, great game.

yes

That's not an insult on this board user

Mercenaries 2. Peter Stormare is the GOAT.

Oh man. Loved those games. I would totally welcome a third, especially with the destruction physics we have these days

this one :
tim curry "do you like beautiful girls ?"

Bingo

That was Peter Stormaire?! You just made my childhood 30% more awesome. Thanks.

Too bad it's never coming. Pandemic was bought by EA who subsequently killed the Mercs games and the old battlefronts

Hey, never lose hope, that's what "spiritual successors" are for.

EA will just fuck it up. Like everything it touches.

>laughter simulator
>jump off a cliff and hold a pose till you smack the ground and ragdoll

>be me
>create life
>evolve
>eat other life forms
>evolve

Can't argue with that. They forced BFV on me when I bought my RTX card. I played about 10 minutes because it was free, so why not, and immediately quit.

But it doesn't necessarily have to be them! A spiritual successor could come from anyone, as long as it doesn't encroach on copyright.

The Skate series?

Spore?

Yes, skate 3 to be exact.

Yup

My dude. Those games were great.

>collect multi-colored goo
>friend gets turned into a rat
>turns out rats are gods

>be squid
>splat

>the worst game ever to be on steam
>seriously.
>"but shit, it was 99 cents!"
>get macklemore for your macklemoney
>previous statement unrelated

Not found, 'murica mask

sandniggers wife simulator ?

Sims

>be an alcoholic
>get lost for an entire day
>become monarch

no, hoxton

kill junkies

Hint: used to be a meme, your friends would gift you this game as a joke and you had to decide whether to add the game to your library or unfriend the person who gifted it to you

>be a bullet that shoots a bullet using a bullet that fires guns that fires bullets

No fucking clue, but you have my attention.

Goat Simulator?

Not quite the worst game on steam but you're getting close. Older than goatsim

Enter the gungeon?

Hard one
>Based on a cartoon
>Robots everywhere
>The amount of underwear you have is your health

Farm sim

No. Farm sim is neither 99 ce ta mir us it the worst game on steam. It's actually pretty good.
Its fuckin Bad Rats.

>a jellybean for every occasion

Battle for bikini bottom?

nope

>ellen page
>serious fap material

Hard-mode

>be you fishing on peaceful lake
>sky darkens big alien ship hovers over lake
>you swallow deep and drop cigar out of mouth
>aliens beam down and shoot holes into your boat
>you grab your blaster and start shooting the shit out of alien wave after wave

Yes!

Last of us

I fucking love this game. So many people dont remember it but it was a solid, intriguing, and amazing game.

Oh fuck I know this I cant place it

easy mode

femur breaker

OLDER ELLEN PAGE, YOU HEBEPHILE

stronghold

beyon 2 niggers

Ecksdee
>Beyond Two Souls
Here's an easy one:
>(x) shaun

You have to jump into the mirror to pass the level

>shaun
heavy niggers rain

Heavy rain

prince of persia?

Serious sam second encounter?

Loom

>you guys ever hear a Chinese motorcycle
>what a thrill
>the memes

God these niggers are dumb
It’s bad rats
Give me my (you)

The ventilation system is the only way to scape but you could die in there

Alien isolation?

yep

Real in game model, you're welcome

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yes

FFVII

You can drive your red cabriolet in Miami

Never even played it suck my dick n’ balls

out run

Triangles shooting at one another in corridors

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Some algae can grab you and make you lose oxygen

Its mgs3. You niggeurs must be schleep.

ninja turtles

What a thrill is enough. Mgs3

nop

You must run through the jungle picking up coke cans and other garbage

How have none of you got this?

Bad rats

and some others but, yes

there is a mutherfucker thyphon at the begiuning

>cousin
>bowling

Bowling with cousin simulator?

Slavic Adventures

Gta iv

Come on niggers, this one is easy-mode for oldfags.

Poser?

>mushroom people
>navigate through easy environmental obstacles

You mean who posed the model? Me. I did the render too.

Go to your neighbors house or barn and shot the chickens an those tootles idiots

Captain toad

No.

I mean this
my.smithmicro.com/poser-11.html?gclid=CjwKCAjw8-LnBRAyEiwA6eUMGt5mV2kzb6P7SMzyBWlvTRizGXoKBjm8erboGZNmFK1VHNwaC83yMRoCLsUQAvD_BwE

go down a few flights of stairs, slaughter some gnomes, go down 2 more, meet a crazy lady, solve a puzzle, go on a quest, kill medusa,kill dracula, wish for some shit, slay a wizard, grab a necklace, and run back up 50 levels while the game tries to kill you.

Dad's gonna find out we stayed up late playing games and kill us! Or worse, take away our gamebox!

Oh, nah. Done in Blender. I need a good posing program though thanks.

>the ice bird is banned

I kill myself 3 times and give up

>purple
>yellow
>blue
>green

The ghetto simulator:

be a toxic piece of shit, call a bunch of people niggers while shooting at them, kill them steal their shit like a nigger, build a base, farm but mostly kill people at steal their shit.

steal enough to engage is some breaking and enter, steal more shit.

blast your into a compound, steal more shit,

finally get your place broken into by niggers, and start over from scratch.

Bang, Clang, Shwoop, Dang, Bong.

thats gotta be Rust. I'd be shocked if it wasn't

Levels are farmland, suburbs, downtown and factory.

Platform jump n run pickup coke cans restore health. You shoot with a coke gun. Enemies are hillbillies gangs lobbyists and managers. End-boss is a shitskin female CEO throeing pepsi bottles at you

What game?

Lol. My first two guesses got two autism responses. I guess I have double autism

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Dismember evil robots for your cool dad and put their shit on your shit to use their powers.

Jojo hftf
Such a fuckin fun game

Ride a bike with your tits out
Give a lift to a dog so it can fuck another dog
Watch stripper video clips
Fall off bike and be told by hooker that you suck harder than she does

Bmxxx?

play me nigga

Yep, good times. Well done fella.

Patrick Stewart had a dream about you so now all this bullshit is some how your problem.

Lazy Cunts.
I'm not participating again.

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Good shit. Had to sneak and play that one as a kid

Here is more of that, with anatomically correct genitalia too
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kek
Both responses were me. And I knows autism when I sees it, so you definitely got double autism

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Just took me to the homepage. Can you tell me how to navigate there?

Lol. My damn pro-vax parents are to blame

furry has a hexagon frame 1

I’m not at home right now, I’ll be back in 2 days, what’s your username?

just follow the instructions, you'll be asked to give your email, and after that install a kind of downloader from your email link (must be a real one), it is an old and serious company, don't worry, but you can download a lot of torrents about that too, like models clothes and other accessories.

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