What do I name my first guitar?

Forgot to mention , I hand wrote the name Eva with a iron soldering thingy

guitar.

Jangly metal rods

it's a strat so just call it a strat like the rest of us and stop trying to be a faggot

guitary guitar face

dubs have spoken.

Don't name it anything. Naming something is an action we place on emotionally reactive beings and to do so on a possession is the first step toward the removal of emotional agency from living things. That isn't to say you shouldn't have an emotional connection to it or even avoid it as centerpiece of your identity.

Just don't name it Lucille at least.

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Nigger

you should flip the output jack so its facing the right way on guitary guitar face, btw

Shit stain

Ginger.
It's a mix between Guitar and Nigger

what is this cheap china stratoclone? even the MIM strats are high quality and cheap as shit nowadays

name it dog-shit, because that's the kind of tone you're gonna get out of it.

lel holy fuck i've never even seen this before

surely this must have been someone in the factory fucking with whoever buys this piece of shit right

Did you mean...

"Totally tubular?"

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Lets see here... Strat, black body, black pickguard, black fretboard... What type of music are planning to play on it?

black betty

Blackula
this guy is a faggot

I named my bass critical Charlie

Niggercluncktyfaggotron

Christchurch

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Katrina Van Tassel

Name it guitar.

Nah. He's right my dude. Naming your first guitar is tryhard. However, if you are serious about playing and end up doing gigs it will be replaced, then you name your favorite guitar.

If you dont plan on pursuing any type of musical career name away to your heart's content.

CARASIQUE

What the fuck is wrong with your jack. Fix that shit.

faggot bitch, fuck strats

cheap squire or Epiphone or something, why bother with a name

>Be 2018
>go to studio for a jam with friends
>mate says there a few others coming who have just got into music
>every one of these hipster faggots turns up with a guitar

Glad I brought my harmonica

Reroll.

niggerman

You shouldn't name it, people that name objects are fucking tools

probably free jazz

Plectrumie strummie sound stick

Bump

if dubs its named "the kid diddler"

Girls still won't throw themselves at you whether you name it or not.

tako

Long dong silver

james

Sir Nigel William Forsythe the Third

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Now that's just silly

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John Batman

Oh, you!

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